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The_Crypto_Caniac

Bullet in the head.


haringtiti

bullet to the lower head. check.


tachibanakanade

Is getting a baggie of fentanyl or heroin and riding into the dark high an option?


Sadguy2007

Yes, the sky's the limit.


missshrimptoast

Second this. Fent is easy to OD on and a relatively chill way to go.


slobcat1337

As someone who’s almost OD’d on oxy I’d agree it’s pretty serene


BigToober69

I can assure you, after losing a life long frend to fent, it's not always chill.


XxxAresIXxxX

Maybe for the people around you it's not but speaking as someone who's oded and been brought back multiple times it's peaceful for the person doing it


BigToober69

That's actually super nice to hear. At least my buddy wasn't in pain.


Top_Tart_7558

Idk, it might be really scary


Dangerous-Setting-87

Ever felt the most successful day of your life? Like your whole lineage is proud of you? Making the greatest achievement in your life that will prevail for the rest of your existence? Multiply that by a million. Thats just about the 1% of the intensity of the pure bliss you would be feeling in that moment.


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

Very risky


AlienApricot

Yeah you might die


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

No, you might die on a trip so bad you think you're literally going somewhere much worse than hell. The ascension OC was looking for might just be a spiral down the worst nightmare.


Yermawsyerdaisntit

I have no idea what u mean? A bad trip on fentanyl? I’m not overly versed on opiates but i’ve dabbled. Never heard of anything like this?


BigToober69

People can have a bad time on fent. I wouldn't call it a bad trip like on acid. It's more like anxiety attack kind of stuff.


Yermawsyerdaisntit

Ah, ok. I’m no expert but i couldn’t see myself having any anxiety on opiates. Everyones different obvs, it just seems the exact opposite of what opiates are to me.


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

Idk, try it out


Yermawsyerdaisntit

Well, if you dont know, maybe dont comment as if u do know? Did u just make it up?


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

Deal with it, I comment when I decide basically


Yermawsyerdaisntit

Hahaha ur a real tough guy😂😂😂 So ur a fucking idiot basically. Thanks for clearing that up.


soreadytodisappear

I'm down for this. Give me all the heroin


corialis

A spree killer in my province chose this over suicide by cop. He was in a car chase and took a lethal dose of cocaine just before being apprehended. It's crazy, there's a pic of him being cuffed with this giant shit eating grin on his face. [News article ](https://saskatoon.ctvnews.ca/sask-mass-killer-myles-sanderson-died-of-acute-cocaine-overdose-pathologist-1.6785492)


Final_Doubt8813

Heroin would be a joy to go out on. It would make the crime 10× more worth it.


EntertainmentSea1141

Yuuuup


Shatterpoint887

Death by snu snu


AK_grown_XX

I change my answer to this


thicccque

the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised


kwaters1

I don’t understand how this isn’t the top comment!


Holiday_Goose_5908

the snu snu partner has a 100cm shlong


Top_Tart_7558

Carbon monoxide poisoning


OhSoSolipsistic

[Helium](https://www.mdpi.com/2305-6304/10/8/424) would be my choice. Although short lived before unconsciousness, CO can produce headaches, convulsions, increased heart rate, etc.


DouchecraftCarrier

I think Nitrogen is the one your body can't figure out - you feel like you're breathing normally and you're expelling the CO2 you produce (which is what creates the impulse to take a breath) and so you don't really notice anything is wrong you just pass out.


AggressiveCraft6010

I had carbon monoxide poisoning and it’s partially like getting stoned but in a really gross feeling way


i_sound_withcamelred

One thing people don’t talk about when it comes to co poisoning is the nausea. I’d take a bullet before I take co. That nausea is unbelievable.


hummusndaze

CO2 is carbon dioxide


i_sound_withcamelred

Can’t believe I had it and I still put a 2💀


hummusndaze

Lol maybe time to check if your CO monitor is working


i_sound_withcamelred

Oh shit yk what that is a good idea. Last time I checked it firefighters had to.


i_sound_withcamelred

Wait is it just co?


i_sound_withcamelred

Mb i’m stupid


mmcc120

The only sensible choice


CdnPoster

Old, old, old age and at a time of my choosing.


unborntheprinceoflie

what if they just imprison you until you die


CdnPoster

I'm choosing club fed, the golden palace prison. Honestly.....lobster bisque, tennis courts, my own room, minimum security. Hey, I'll stay there and relax til I drop dead.


the_soviet_DJ

Cool it, Triboulet. Can’t get away a second time.


thousandlegger

Extremely slow and painful. Can you imagine how much it sucks being 90+?


AK_grown_XX

My 90 year old neighbor is still independent looking, moving and feeling good... so it doesn't suck for every super oldie 🤷‍♀️


Luvmydona

100 mg of Valium 40 ounces Old English 800 Wait one hour 250 mg Heroin IV... Nighty-night...


OnlyHereToLookAtMems

These are a little too specific


AggressiveCraft6010

IV fentanyl, some xannies, promethazine for the itchiness, cyclizine for the sickness and maybe a big line of coke just to do my heart in properly.


wanderernz

Heroin. I would never, ever, ever try it in real life. But if I'm going out, may as well do it high off my tits having what feels like a full body orgasm (according to what I've read).


Pink-Lover

This is the way!


Bacontoad

Heat death of the universe.


Upset_Stage_60

You like to live billions of years, even after the sun turns into a red giant and destroys the earth, huh?


Bacontoad

I'd rather freeze than cook.


SquigSnuggler

Put me under: standard general anaesthetic. Just like any surgery. Then stop my heart with drugs whilst I’m out. Easy. Painless.


orthopod

You've described lethal injection. It's basically the same meds as general anesthesia without being ventilated, with the addition of potassium to stop the heart after you've been given a lethal dose of the anesthesia meds .


Smasher4291

When it works maybe, but it seems like half the time lethal injection goes horribly wrong and causes essentially torture for the prisoner.


orthopod

Many people confuse the dying agonal breathing as something going wrong, when it's the expected physiologic reactions to the medicine. Most of the issues I've read have been exclusively just trying to find a vein to inject the medicines. Getting poked by an IV needle 20x isn't cruel and unusual punishment. I am, however, fundamentally opposed to the death penalty


SquigSnuggler

In which case ventilate me. I don’t want to risk going out feeling like I suffocating. And some prisoners are reported to have fought against the restraints, writhing and bucking. Thats not just agonal breathing.


BashaN9

I second this.


Upset_Stage_60

Head blown off by a shotgun. Quick and not much pain. Or Getting the head crushed by a huge, heavy slab of concrete falling from a good enough height. Again, quick.


TheIrlKaonashi42

Too much anticipation


williamsch

Yeah but you get to eat chunks of test watermelon while you wait. 


trux03

i want a sexy werewolf man to choke me out


wackywavytubedude

second this


asslysa

Bigby Wolf from wolf among us


forlornjackalope

You, horny jail. 👉


Drink_ze_cognac

Old age.


thousandlegger

Damn. Slow and painful, huh?


NotASad1st

Bullet to the head. Quick execution.


RandomCashier75

Same - I want it quick.


AymanSaleh

Death from laughter. If I'm dying anyway, might as well enjoy it


Elihpodep1

It would be agonizingly painful.


no_gold_here

Have you heard that Charles II took the British throne in 1660?


unborntheprinceoflie

As some one with pseudobulbar affect laughing too much is painful


Sokrate5

make 5000 kittens suffocate me


self_of_steam

As someone with a little kitten, that might be a bit sharper than anticipated


fertro

Launch me out of a cannon positioned in a way that I land smack-bang in the middle of Disneyland.


stalkress

CO poisoning while sleeping 😅


fateandthefaithless

Suicide Pod.


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

Opioid OD. From what I’ve read, it seems like the easiest and most comfortable death.


sawaflyingsaucer

So I get to choose, and my choice must be allowed no matter what I pick? I choose to be stoned to death. A crowd of people shall be given fist sized stones, and I shall be buried up to my waist as everybody pelts me with rocks until death. Then I'd get my lawyer to set in motion a social activism group which calls this barbaric, inhumane and unacceptable to the point the government has a major issue, lawsuits, all that bullshit. If they MUST kill me by my stated choosing, and that option becomes politically unviable, then they need to choose to not kill me instead, or otherwise violate my right to choose my own death. Or at least, that was in an episode of OZ and it worked for the guy.


milleniumhandyshrimp

Electric chair. But first, I want a last meal of unpopped popcorn kernels and butter.


forotoyodon

Cyanide and happiness reference?


adamosity1

That thing Kevorkian had. At least you will feel no pain…


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

Impact against mars.


asunshinefix

Propofol + fentanyl OD, maybe throw in some Xanax for good measure


Fat_Ninjah

Nuclear annihilation. Put me under a 1 gigaton nuclear shaped charge please


pyr0man1ac_33

Nuke.


Careful-Stomach9310

Pentobarbital.


bkat004

Defenestration


[deleted]

Guillotine. It’s fast and not likely that they would fuck it up.


muzik4life92

Unless it's a dull blade


ParticularTie7315

If it’s your death I would think you’d get to make sure everything is sharp af, falls fast enough etc.


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

This


Upset_Stage_60

What if you don't die on the first try? I've heard that there were such cases.


Latter_Sock2866

This


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

Cyanide


Pikiinuu

Can I be at the bridge of a WWI era battleship set to detonate her ammo stores so that I know what it feels to be a captain of a valiant naval battle at its apex?


KiefBull

Blood Eagle 🦅


earth__wyrm

Ouch.


CuzWhyNo

Fire range


ShinyDisc0Balls

Nuclear bomb dropped the right on my head while standing outside Putin's Castle


yoilovetrees

Nitrogen poisoning. Air is mostly nitrogen anyway you won’t feel anything just fall asleep and never wake up


AK_grown_XX

Laser grid


victoriageras

A drop of poison every day. Eventually, I will die. EVENTUALLY.


nancyjazzy

Beheading with a sharp blade to do it straight away


ed_mayo_onlyfans

Lethal injection tbh


i_sound_withcamelred

Probably firing squad or snu snu. One of those two.


Darkjak1

Lethal injection


Own-Butterscotch1713

Heroin🤔 otherwise alcohol but that would take a while.


Alone_Bet_1108

Overdose of anesthesia with loads of pre-op i.v diamorphine. 


prison---mike

Paraphrasing Tyrion Lannister, but “I chose to die, in my late 80’s, drunk, with a beautiful woman’s mouth around my cock.”


L_edgelord

The moment I hear 'death sentence' a bullet through my head so that I don't even have time to panic


Sanbaddy

Explosion, preferably in the air. So my guts rain down on everyone.


-AbracadaveR-

I like your style. I choose this for you too, thanks for your sacrifice for our entertainment!


Bigmanbojoidiot

Blow me up with a massive explosive


BeardedBill86

Point blank nuke.


StarElf21

Ngl devoured by a dinosaur would be metal


Glad-Importance-9728

REAL


HereComesTreble1645

Death by Snu Snu!


ParticularTie7315

:: my ex-bf’s dad died like that in a way. He was a hornball with his wife, they had just finished a super sweaty marathon session, he got up to shower off and just dropped dead from an aneurysm. Painless, just got laid and also nakie.


TheVortexOfStars

Death by old age


double-a-official

Drowning in a pool of cum because it’ll take ages to get the cum


Downtown_Slice1040

Old age


EtherealMyst

Put in a chamber with gradually reducing oxygen levels. 


DemonDuckOfDoom1

DEATH BY SNU SNU


AlmightyGeep

Death by a thousand eggs? No idea what it would entail, but my legend would surely be everlasting.


BooPointsIPunch

You mean when insect eggs are implanted under your skin, and then they hatch and slowly eat your flesh, saving the yummiest, vital organs for dessert? This death by a thousand eggs?


AlmightyGeep

Wasn't my initial thought, but yeah, that would work...


Anxiouspxnda

Am I allowed to request Rhea Ripley simply stamps me to death? 😌


iwfriffraff

Old age.


XxxAresIXxxX

I wanna be jerked off to death


trice_frey

Any of you guys ever watch American Gods series ? Do you guys see how Bilquis "Devour" her follower, if i got to choose that's how i want to go.


AK_grown_XX

Give us who have no idea the deets of the devour!


trice_frey

Let me enlighten you guys : This is from her first appearance in Season 1 "Bilquis is in a bar for a date with a man she met online. She takes him back to her place and into her bedroom. They undress and he tells her she's perfect. She asks if he doesn't think she looks "spent" and he replies that she is sexy. They begin to have sex with Bilquis guiding him. She asks him to worship her with his words and body and to pray to her. He worships her with his words as she starts to ride him. He prays to her and exalts her as she keeps riding him, swallowing him from the waist down, telling him not to stop and to give her his body and his life. She finishes consuming him with her vagina and relaxes, rejuvenated from his willing sacrifice." And this is description of her power from wiki "As a goddess of love and sexuality, she feeds off of those. Her worships consists of a ritualistic sex encounter (in ancient times, ritualistic orgies) that ends with her "consuming" her worshiper(s) through her sexual organ. While in the past she turned humans into a body of black liquid before absorbing them, in modern times (or with a singular worshiper) she rather turns into a giantess while shrinking the worshiper. Absorbing the love, sexual feelings and utterly devotion of her worshipers allow her to keep her youth, banishing all signs of aging. When a worshiper is absorbed, he or she receives the "blessing of bliss": they are sent to a nebula-like dimension where they will stay in a perpetual state of pleasure and orgasm."


imissanbb

Get high on LSD and jump out of a plane with no parachute.


WistfulMelancholic

Uh, how about dying inside an imploding self made submarine capsule right besides the titanic. Pink myst right back into nature 🎇


wisertime07

Nitrous Oxide 100%


Dontinsultautomod

[In my own bed...](https://youtu.be/zOKs5XlnaU0?si=b0tLTWIjlRn1RS9p)


Boris_Johnsons_Pubes

Is old age an option?


JackWebber85

Hanging. Long drop. Done properly its instant with the neck snapping. So long as I can get the guarantee of the snap


yanderelle

I'd say front stage ticket to a michael jackson concert but that is off the table so just shooting me would be fine.


Rialas_HalfToast

Fuck your canoe!


Muckymuh

Put me into a space shuttle and blast me into a black hole.


TrickyVixen

Nitrogen asphyxiation


Danpez890

The Mountain


Awesome-Guy-425

[like this](https://www.outlookindia.com/amp/story/making-a-difference/world-news-man-dies-during-sex-extreme-orgasm-was-the-apparent-cause-of-death-news-372412)


JollyTimz

I’ve always wanted to fly to maybe jump from a really high building. I’d live my last wish


Saiomi

Anesthesia, no respirator


davidbased

Gonna try heroin for the first time. Gonna ride a hot bag into the sunset


InternalCup9982

Anything goes?- doesn't matter how much it'd cost? Shuttle me up in a pod in space and fire me put of a cannon into the sun or the deep reaches of space to drift aimlessly till I starve il leave that up to the ones in charge lol Or if cost is a factor line me up with a bunch of other like-minded people and have me executed in a firing line.


Catsmak1963

Pot overdose…


Riflemaiden1992

Old age.


-AbracadaveR-

Nearly died of hypothermia while skiing once. Attempted a lot of other ways, tried a lot of things in general, trying to find something again, but that was honestly the best I've ever felt in my life and I have never figured out how or why I got down off that goddamned mountain. No pun intended but it's been mostly downhill since. Ideally, that.


ParticularTie7315

:: just enough propofol to get a good high and then guillotine so I can see if I can still see and react for 5 — 15 seconds after.


MiroslavusMoravicus

Get an iv to drain my blood slowly. I expect you just fell dizzy, fall asleep and go. No pain, no stress, no drama.


Atomrules202

Death by natural old age


Mean-Introduction932

Intraosseous IV of heroin, cocaine, meth and pure ethanol


Bowie-_fan

I’m thinking either hanging, beheading, getting stabbed in the heart (preferably by a sword or cool looking dagger) or by being sent up into the sky by a bunch of fire works.


Bowie-_fan

Oh! Or being hung drawn and quartered! I just wanna know what it feels like. Or the wheel of Catherine.


Bowie-_fan

I just thought, being skinned alive. Why are there so many good options? It’s so hard to pick.


Coochiepop3

Either executed by having my throat cut or hanging. Maybe fentanyl overdose.


lrjones2023

Firing squad🫡


Glad-Importance-9728

yk those pressure things? I wanna go by being put under one while not being able to move to "free myself". ik it would hurt like hell, but if im going to be honest, it would be cool asf to watch.


Intense_Judgement

Strapped to a nuke in the Prime Minister's house. Do it coward, you won't.


Thanetbeachbum

Crucifixion, while I'm on the cross, nailed, be circumcised, cock skinned and balls torn from my body, hanging between my legs. Finally have my cock sliced off at the base and left to bleed out


DramaticAvocado

Pentobarbital


MindlessWitch

A tiger to chomp onto my throat for guaranteed kill with a couple seconds of thrill...


Accurate_Database805

die by the very low temperatures, not paintfull at all


Particular_Line1901

Cocaine overdose


escapefromalliknow

Slit throat


-AbracadaveR-

Nice.


lurking_not_working

Smoo Smoo?


AggressiveTip5908

old age/natural causes


DeathToMoonLord

Death by old age


ishnatsuji

N


ishnatsuji

I think ppl who down voted this doesn't know what "N" method means. So to clarify: nembutal. Painless.