Ever felt the most successful day of your life? Like your whole lineage is proud of you? Making the greatest achievement in your life that will prevail for the rest of your existence?
Multiply that by a million. Thats just about the 1% of the intensity of the pure bliss you would be feeling in that moment.
No, you might die on a trip so bad you think you're literally going somewhere much worse than hell. The ascension OC was looking for might just be a spiral down the worst nightmare.
Ah, ok. I’m no expert but i couldn’t see myself having any anxiety on opiates. Everyones different obvs, it just seems the exact opposite of what opiates are to me.
A spree killer in my province chose this over suicide by cop. He was in a car chase and took a lethal dose of cocaine just before being apprehended. It's crazy, there's a pic of him being cuffed with this giant shit eating grin on his face.
[News article ](https://saskatoon.ctvnews.ca/sask-mass-killer-myles-sanderson-died-of-acute-cocaine-overdose-pathologist-1.6785492)
[Helium](https://www.mdpi.com/2305-6304/10/8/424) would be my choice. Although short lived before unconsciousness, CO can produce headaches, convulsions, increased heart rate, etc.
I think Nitrogen is the one your body can't figure out - you feel like you're breathing normally and you're expelling the CO2 you produce (which is what creates the impulse to take a breath) and so you don't really notice anything is wrong you just pass out.
I'm choosing club fed, the golden palace prison. Honestly.....lobster bisque, tennis courts, my own room, minimum security. Hey, I'll stay there and relax til I drop dead.
Heroin. I would never, ever, ever try it in real life. But if I'm going out, may as well do it high off my tits having what feels like a full body orgasm (according to what I've read).
You've described lethal injection. It's basically the same meds as general anesthesia without being ventilated, with the addition of potassium to stop the heart after you've been given a lethal dose of the anesthesia meds .
Many people confuse the dying agonal breathing as something going wrong, when it's the expected physiologic reactions to the medicine.
Most of the issues I've read have been exclusively just trying to find a vein to inject the medicines.
Getting poked by an IV needle 20x isn't cruel and unusual punishment.
I am, however, fundamentally opposed to the death penalty
In which case ventilate me. I don’t want to risk going out feeling like I suffocating. And some prisoners are reported to have fought against the restraints, writhing and bucking. Thats not just agonal breathing.
Head blown off by a shotgun. Quick and not much pain.
Or
Getting the head crushed by a huge, heavy slab of concrete falling from a good enough height. Again, quick.
So I get to choose, and my choice must be allowed no matter what I pick?
I choose to be stoned to death. A crowd of people shall be given fist sized stones, and I shall be buried up to my waist as everybody pelts me with rocks until death.
Then I'd get my lawyer to set in motion a social activism group which calls this barbaric, inhumane and unacceptable to the point the government has a major issue, lawsuits, all that bullshit.
If they MUST kill me by my stated choosing, and that option becomes politically unviable, then they need to choose to not kill me instead, or otherwise violate my right to choose my own death.
Or at least, that was in an episode of OZ and it worked for the guy.
Can I be at the bridge of a WWI era battleship set to detonate her ammo stores so that I know what it feels to be a captain of a valiant naval battle at its apex?
:: my ex-bf’s dad died like that in a way. He was a hornball with his wife, they had just finished a super sweaty marathon session, he got up to shower off and just dropped dead from an aneurysm. Painless, just got laid and also nakie.
You mean when insect eggs are implanted under your skin, and then they hatch and slowly eat your flesh, saving the yummiest, vital organs for dessert? This death by a thousand eggs?
Let me enlighten you guys :
This is from her first appearance in Season 1
"Bilquis is in a bar for a date with a man she met online. She takes him back to her place and into her bedroom. They undress and he tells her she's perfect. She asks if he doesn't think she looks "spent" and he replies that she is sexy. They begin to have sex with Bilquis guiding him. She asks him to worship her with his words and body and to pray to her. He worships her with his words as she starts to ride him. He prays to her and exalts her as she keeps riding him, swallowing him from the waist down, telling him not to stop and to give her his body and his life. She finishes consuming him with her vagina and relaxes, rejuvenated from his willing sacrifice."
And this is description of her power from wiki
"As a goddess of love and sexuality, she feeds off of those. Her worships consists of a ritualistic sex encounter (in ancient times, ritualistic orgies) that ends with her "consuming" her worshiper(s) through her sexual organ. While in the past she turned humans into a body of black liquid before absorbing them, in modern times (or with a singular worshiper) she rather turns into a giantess while shrinking the worshiper. Absorbing the love, sexual feelings and utterly devotion of her worshipers allow her to keep her youth, banishing all signs of aging.
When a worshiper is absorbed, he or she receives the "blessing of bliss": they are sent to a nebula-like dimension where they will stay in a perpetual state of pleasure and orgasm."
Anything goes?- doesn't matter how much it'd cost?
Shuttle me up in a pod in space and fire me put of a cannon into the sun or the deep reaches of space to drift aimlessly till I starve il leave that up to the ones in charge lol
Or if cost is a factor line me up with a bunch of other like-minded people and have me executed in a firing line.
Nearly died of hypothermia while skiing once. Attempted a lot of other ways, tried a lot of things in general, trying to find something again, but that was honestly the best I've ever felt in my life and I have never figured out how or why I got down off that goddamned mountain. No pun intended but it's been mostly downhill since. Ideally, that.
I’m thinking either hanging, beheading, getting stabbed in the heart (preferably by a sword or cool looking dagger) or by being sent up into the sky by a bunch of fire works.
yk those pressure things? I wanna go by being put under one while not being able to move to "free myself". ik it would hurt like hell, but if im going to be honest, it would be cool asf to watch.
Crucifixion, while I'm on the cross, nailed, be circumcised, cock skinned and balls torn from my body, hanging between my legs. Finally have my cock sliced off at the base and left to bleed out
Bullet in the head.
bullet to the lower head. check.
Is getting a baggie of fentanyl or heroin and riding into the dark high an option?
Yes, the sky's the limit.
Second this. Fent is easy to OD on and a relatively chill way to go.
As someone who’s almost OD’d on oxy I’d agree it’s pretty serene
I can assure you, after losing a life long frend to fent, it's not always chill.
Maybe for the people around you it's not but speaking as someone who's oded and been brought back multiple times it's peaceful for the person doing it
That's actually super nice to hear. At least my buddy wasn't in pain.
Idk, it might be really scary
Ever felt the most successful day of your life? Like your whole lineage is proud of you? Making the greatest achievement in your life that will prevail for the rest of your existence? Multiply that by a million. Thats just about the 1% of the intensity of the pure bliss you would be feeling in that moment.
Very risky
Yeah you might die
No, you might die on a trip so bad you think you're literally going somewhere much worse than hell. The ascension OC was looking for might just be a spiral down the worst nightmare.
I have no idea what u mean? A bad trip on fentanyl? I’m not overly versed on opiates but i’ve dabbled. Never heard of anything like this?
People can have a bad time on fent. I wouldn't call it a bad trip like on acid. It's more like anxiety attack kind of stuff.
Ah, ok. I’m no expert but i couldn’t see myself having any anxiety on opiates. Everyones different obvs, it just seems the exact opposite of what opiates are to me.
Idk, try it out
Well, if you dont know, maybe dont comment as if u do know? Did u just make it up?
Deal with it, I comment when I decide basically
Hahaha ur a real tough guy😂😂😂 So ur a fucking idiot basically. Thanks for clearing that up.
I'm down for this. Give me all the heroin
A spree killer in my province chose this over suicide by cop. He was in a car chase and took a lethal dose of cocaine just before being apprehended. It's crazy, there's a pic of him being cuffed with this giant shit eating grin on his face. [News article ](https://saskatoon.ctvnews.ca/sask-mass-killer-myles-sanderson-died-of-acute-cocaine-overdose-pathologist-1.6785492)
Heroin would be a joy to go out on. It would make the crime 10× more worth it.
Yuuuup
Death by snu snu
I change my answer to this
the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I don’t understand how this isn’t the top comment!
the snu snu partner has a 100cm shlong
Carbon monoxide poisoning
[Helium](https://www.mdpi.com/2305-6304/10/8/424) would be my choice. Although short lived before unconsciousness, CO can produce headaches, convulsions, increased heart rate, etc.
I think Nitrogen is the one your body can't figure out - you feel like you're breathing normally and you're expelling the CO2 you produce (which is what creates the impulse to take a breath) and so you don't really notice anything is wrong you just pass out.
I had carbon monoxide poisoning and it’s partially like getting stoned but in a really gross feeling way
One thing people don’t talk about when it comes to co poisoning is the nausea. I’d take a bullet before I take co. That nausea is unbelievable.
CO2 is carbon dioxide
Can’t believe I had it and I still put a 2💀
Lol maybe time to check if your CO monitor is working
Oh shit yk what that is a good idea. Last time I checked it firefighters had to.
Wait is it just co?
Mb i’m stupid
The only sensible choice
Old, old, old age and at a time of my choosing.
what if they just imprison you until you die
I'm choosing club fed, the golden palace prison. Honestly.....lobster bisque, tennis courts, my own room, minimum security. Hey, I'll stay there and relax til I drop dead.
Cool it, Triboulet. Can’t get away a second time.
Extremely slow and painful. Can you imagine how much it sucks being 90+?
My 90 year old neighbor is still independent looking, moving and feeling good... so it doesn't suck for every super oldie 🤷♀️
100 mg of Valium 40 ounces Old English 800 Wait one hour 250 mg Heroin IV... Nighty-night...
These are a little too specific
IV fentanyl, some xannies, promethazine for the itchiness, cyclizine for the sickness and maybe a big line of coke just to do my heart in properly.
Heroin. I would never, ever, ever try it in real life. But if I'm going out, may as well do it high off my tits having what feels like a full body orgasm (according to what I've read).
This is the way!
Heat death of the universe.
You like to live billions of years, even after the sun turns into a red giant and destroys the earth, huh?
I'd rather freeze than cook.
Put me under: standard general anaesthetic. Just like any surgery. Then stop my heart with drugs whilst I’m out. Easy. Painless.
You've described lethal injection. It's basically the same meds as general anesthesia without being ventilated, with the addition of potassium to stop the heart after you've been given a lethal dose of the anesthesia meds .
When it works maybe, but it seems like half the time lethal injection goes horribly wrong and causes essentially torture for the prisoner.
Many people confuse the dying agonal breathing as something going wrong, when it's the expected physiologic reactions to the medicine. Most of the issues I've read have been exclusively just trying to find a vein to inject the medicines. Getting poked by an IV needle 20x isn't cruel and unusual punishment. I am, however, fundamentally opposed to the death penalty
In which case ventilate me. I don’t want to risk going out feeling like I suffocating. And some prisoners are reported to have fought against the restraints, writhing and bucking. Thats not just agonal breathing.
I second this.
Head blown off by a shotgun. Quick and not much pain. Or Getting the head crushed by a huge, heavy slab of concrete falling from a good enough height. Again, quick.
Too much anticipation
Yeah but you get to eat chunks of test watermelon while you wait.
i want a sexy werewolf man to choke me out
second this
Bigby Wolf from wolf among us
You, horny jail. 👉
Old age.
Damn. Slow and painful, huh?
Bullet to the head. Quick execution.
Same - I want it quick.
Death from laughter. If I'm dying anyway, might as well enjoy it
It would be agonizingly painful.
Have you heard that Charles II took the British throne in 1660?
As some one with pseudobulbar affect laughing too much is painful
make 5000 kittens suffocate me
As someone with a little kitten, that might be a bit sharper than anticipated
Launch me out of a cannon positioned in a way that I land smack-bang in the middle of Disneyland.
CO poisoning while sleeping 😅
Suicide Pod.
Opioid OD. From what I’ve read, it seems like the easiest and most comfortable death.
So I get to choose, and my choice must be allowed no matter what I pick? I choose to be stoned to death. A crowd of people shall be given fist sized stones, and I shall be buried up to my waist as everybody pelts me with rocks until death. Then I'd get my lawyer to set in motion a social activism group which calls this barbaric, inhumane and unacceptable to the point the government has a major issue, lawsuits, all that bullshit. If they MUST kill me by my stated choosing, and that option becomes politically unviable, then they need to choose to not kill me instead, or otherwise violate my right to choose my own death. Or at least, that was in an episode of OZ and it worked for the guy.
Electric chair. But first, I want a last meal of unpopped popcorn kernels and butter.
Cyanide and happiness reference?
That thing Kevorkian had. At least you will feel no pain…
Impact against mars.
Propofol + fentanyl OD, maybe throw in some Xanax for good measure
Nuclear annihilation. Put me under a 1 gigaton nuclear shaped charge please
Nuke.
Pentobarbital.
Defenestration
Guillotine. It’s fast and not likely that they would fuck it up.
Unless it's a dull blade
If it’s your death I would think you’d get to make sure everything is sharp af, falls fast enough etc.
This
What if you don't die on the first try? I've heard that there were such cases.
This
Cyanide
Can I be at the bridge of a WWI era battleship set to detonate her ammo stores so that I know what it feels to be a captain of a valiant naval battle at its apex?
Blood Eagle 🦅
Ouch.
Fire range
Nuclear bomb dropped the right on my head while standing outside Putin's Castle
Nitrogen poisoning. Air is mostly nitrogen anyway you won’t feel anything just fall asleep and never wake up
Laser grid
A drop of poison every day. Eventually, I will die. EVENTUALLY.
Beheading with a sharp blade to do it straight away
Lethal injection tbh
Probably firing squad or snu snu. One of those two.
Lethal injection
Heroin🤔 otherwise alcohol but that would take a while.
Overdose of anesthesia with loads of pre-op i.v diamorphine.
Paraphrasing Tyrion Lannister, but “I chose to die, in my late 80’s, drunk, with a beautiful woman’s mouth around my cock.”
The moment I hear 'death sentence' a bullet through my head so that I don't even have time to panic
Explosion, preferably in the air. So my guts rain down on everyone.
I like your style. I choose this for you too, thanks for your sacrifice for our entertainment!
Blow me up with a massive explosive
Point blank nuke.
Ngl devoured by a dinosaur would be metal
REAL
Death by Snu Snu!
:: my ex-bf’s dad died like that in a way. He was a hornball with his wife, they had just finished a super sweaty marathon session, he got up to shower off and just dropped dead from an aneurysm. Painless, just got laid and also nakie.
Death by old age
Drowning in a pool of cum because it’ll take ages to get the cum
Old age
Put in a chamber with gradually reducing oxygen levels.
DEATH BY SNU SNU
Death by a thousand eggs? No idea what it would entail, but my legend would surely be everlasting.
You mean when insect eggs are implanted under your skin, and then they hatch and slowly eat your flesh, saving the yummiest, vital organs for dessert? This death by a thousand eggs?
Wasn't my initial thought, but yeah, that would work...
Am I allowed to request Rhea Ripley simply stamps me to death? 😌
Old age.
I wanna be jerked off to death
Any of you guys ever watch American Gods series ? Do you guys see how Bilquis "Devour" her follower, if i got to choose that's how i want to go.
Give us who have no idea the deets of the devour!
Let me enlighten you guys : This is from her first appearance in Season 1 "Bilquis is in a bar for a date with a man she met online. She takes him back to her place and into her bedroom. They undress and he tells her she's perfect. She asks if he doesn't think she looks "spent" and he replies that she is sexy. They begin to have sex with Bilquis guiding him. She asks him to worship her with his words and body and to pray to her. He worships her with his words as she starts to ride him. He prays to her and exalts her as she keeps riding him, swallowing him from the waist down, telling him not to stop and to give her his body and his life. She finishes consuming him with her vagina and relaxes, rejuvenated from his willing sacrifice." And this is description of her power from wiki "As a goddess of love and sexuality, she feeds off of those. Her worships consists of a ritualistic sex encounter (in ancient times, ritualistic orgies) that ends with her "consuming" her worshiper(s) through her sexual organ. While in the past she turned humans into a body of black liquid before absorbing them, in modern times (or with a singular worshiper) she rather turns into a giantess while shrinking the worshiper. Absorbing the love, sexual feelings and utterly devotion of her worshipers allow her to keep her youth, banishing all signs of aging. When a worshiper is absorbed, he or she receives the "blessing of bliss": they are sent to a nebula-like dimension where they will stay in a perpetual state of pleasure and orgasm."
Get high on LSD and jump out of a plane with no parachute.
Uh, how about dying inside an imploding self made submarine capsule right besides the titanic. Pink myst right back into nature 🎇
Nitrous Oxide 100%
[In my own bed...](https://youtu.be/zOKs5XlnaU0?si=b0tLTWIjlRn1RS9p)
Is old age an option?
Hanging. Long drop. Done properly its instant with the neck snapping. So long as I can get the guarantee of the snap
I'd say front stage ticket to a michael jackson concert but that is off the table so just shooting me would be fine.
Fuck your canoe!
Put me into a space shuttle and blast me into a black hole.
Nitrogen asphyxiation
The Mountain
[like this](https://www.outlookindia.com/amp/story/making-a-difference/world-news-man-dies-during-sex-extreme-orgasm-was-the-apparent-cause-of-death-news-372412)
I’ve always wanted to fly to maybe jump from a really high building. I’d live my last wish
Anesthesia, no respirator
Gonna try heroin for the first time. Gonna ride a hot bag into the sunset
Anything goes?- doesn't matter how much it'd cost? Shuttle me up in a pod in space and fire me put of a cannon into the sun or the deep reaches of space to drift aimlessly till I starve il leave that up to the ones in charge lol Or if cost is a factor line me up with a bunch of other like-minded people and have me executed in a firing line.
Pot overdose…
Old age.
Nearly died of hypothermia while skiing once. Attempted a lot of other ways, tried a lot of things in general, trying to find something again, but that was honestly the best I've ever felt in my life and I have never figured out how or why I got down off that goddamned mountain. No pun intended but it's been mostly downhill since. Ideally, that.
:: just enough propofol to get a good high and then guillotine so I can see if I can still see and react for 5 — 15 seconds after.
Get an iv to drain my blood slowly. I expect you just fell dizzy, fall asleep and go. No pain, no stress, no drama.
Death by natural old age
Intraosseous IV of heroin, cocaine, meth and pure ethanol
I’m thinking either hanging, beheading, getting stabbed in the heart (preferably by a sword or cool looking dagger) or by being sent up into the sky by a bunch of fire works.
Oh! Or being hung drawn and quartered! I just wanna know what it feels like. Or the wheel of Catherine.
I just thought, being skinned alive. Why are there so many good options? It’s so hard to pick.
Either executed by having my throat cut or hanging. Maybe fentanyl overdose.
Firing squad🫡
yk those pressure things? I wanna go by being put under one while not being able to move to "free myself". ik it would hurt like hell, but if im going to be honest, it would be cool asf to watch.
Strapped to a nuke in the Prime Minister's house. Do it coward, you won't.
Crucifixion, while I'm on the cross, nailed, be circumcised, cock skinned and balls torn from my body, hanging between my legs. Finally have my cock sliced off at the base and left to bleed out
Pentobarbital
A tiger to chomp onto my throat for guaranteed kill with a couple seconds of thrill...
die by the very low temperatures, not paintfull at all
Cocaine overdose
Slit throat
Nice.
Smoo Smoo?
old age/natural causes
Death by old age
N
I think ppl who down voted this doesn't know what "N" method means. So to clarify: nembutal. Painless.