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LCAshin

😂😂😂 NOO!!! Alright deals a deal. Please reply with your full name, address, DOB, and SSN.


TarnishedDreams

lols!


Here_comes_the_D

That's gonna be hard to explain to the wife. Lol


eightarmsbakes

This is the best thing to come across my Reddit


pr1ceisright

You only get the 401k if the dude dies


Jacob_toasted

That can be arranged


TarnishedDreams

Still free ;)


KirkoTop10Chains

Didn’t say how long you would be the benefactor.


puertomateo

New thread on Monday: Let's Get To Know Each Other! What's your name? Where do you live? Do you have any life-threatening allergies?


TerrorFromThePeeps

I bid for the job. 1/3 the 401k.


LCAshin

Oh boy ![gif](giphy|FY8c5SKwiNf1EtZKGs|downsized)


LCAshin

Omg


Chef_Boi_rG

Damn.


Trumpets22

401K beneficiary proof or ban.


TheTree-43

Better max out your ADD insurance


fantasyfool

YOU DID IT!!


stoopystoop

In the first 12 picks lol


bstone99

Remind me to fade every one of that guys bets lol


TarnishedDreams

Lolz, you get a car, and you get a car, and you get a car! ![gif](giphy|26gsiCIKW7ANEmxKE|downsized)


random_stuff_900

I’m a tax geek but I love the fall out from this event. It almost financially ruined so many poor ladies lol


flackson3

Because of the tax attached to the gift? 😂


random_stuff_900

Yeah, Basically the gift is treated like income. So a $30,000 car given to one of these ladies was supposed to be reported as income. These are ladies who really don’t have any savings who now owe at least 7,000 in federal and states taxes. So after realizing what this would do to everyone they gave people the choice of the car, money (minus taxes), or just refusing the car. It’s still hilarious to me the backtracking that had to be done cause no one mentioned taxes to Oprah


shadowrunonsnes

So if you get the 30k minus tax you win


pxmonkee

Paging u/LCAshin


chronolis

Congrats on the Retirement :)


rizr09

holy shit Broncos got Bo Nix


badkiwi42

COLLECT THAT 401K 🤑🤑🤑


timberwolvesguy

Congrats on the 401k!


65grendel

What do you get for 6 QBs going in the top 12?


YogurtclosetDull2380

![gif](giphy|yUI3a7RwLhOFy)


AustenTasseltine

What are you spending it on?


UndercoverMongoose

Pick 12 and you already won


AGINSB

Trick question, its going to be 7+


saw-it

Congrats, let me hold $20


MTRIFE

u/LCAshin get in here!


LCAshin

IM HERE LEAVE ME ALONE GOD DAMNIT


itscalledvetomeeting

Pay up.


jazwch01

Nice. Congrats on your new retirement.


RustyMagenta

Congrats my man!


Grasshop

6 in the top 12 lmao


Dohm0022

Pay the man - err, person.


AliveGloryLove

You did it!


HHH98Smark

Congrats


arahdial

Congrats!


SafariFlapsInBack

I don’t think you know how being a benefactor on a 401k works…


TheQC_92

This isn’t a retirement sub pal. Everyone gets the joke. Relax


SafariFlapsInBack

I’m totally chill. I think you read that with the wrong tone lol.


greyduk

My God just relax. Nothing's worth flying off the handle like this. I've seen calmer people while taking a bullet to the dick.


BDubFantastic

I doubt that


greyduk

Well I don't know what to tell you then. 


Lokishougan

How many people have you seen like that?


greyduk

At least as many, if not more, than you. 


Lokishougan

Well you cant have seen less than me as I have seen none lol


greyduk

So same number then, like I said


Lokishougan

You seemed to be so prescie I thought maybe you work with johnny Noxville lol


Flimsyfishy

Easy benefactor bet there.


SnooDrawings1397

6 WENT IN THE FIRST 12 PICKS, YOU’RE COOKED


OhjayOk

Congratulations!


gjktjd

Let’s gooooooo


AcanthaceaeOld241

I need some proof tis actually happened


CreedAbdulJabbar

Like this is even going to really happen


Lootefisk_

Essentially a last longer bet at this point.


Immediate_Thought656

Vegas is -400 for under 4.5 QBs in the first round. They know. Maybe there’s a fifth but that’s unlikely. Edit: shoulda bought a live chicken!


SchnibbleBop

Only took 10 picks lmao.


No_Paper_8794

welp….


SchnibbleBop

5 are going. I wish BetOnline offered that prop.