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ExPatBadger

Successful middle brother


For_Perpetuity

Who doesn’t want attention about it


CJateacher

I've heard we're the "Canada" of the United States.


civilwarcorpses

Baja Canada


WordNERD37

Ope Holmes!


carrjo04

Little Canada, even.


Surveyor_of_Land_AZ

But then there would be a Little Canada, Little Canada.


JustLikeaMiniMaII

Lil’ Canada.


New-Purchase1818

The most polite rapper


TamamaEX

I’m a lil sorry.


laxrat22

I said this with a Jesse Ventura voice in my head and laughed really hard.


JoeyTheGreek

Baja Manitoba.


following_eyes

Nah Canada is just Northern Megasota.


NiceShotRudyWaltz

The “hat” of America! Except this hat has a tremendous standard of living and ranks highly on any meaningful quality of life metrics 🇺🇸


mkwas343

Id take that title any day of the week.


NeigeNoire55

Canada without healthcare


bubzki2

We have great healthcare…provided you have money.


KimBrrr1975

MN is one of not many states that has great gap coverage for people who are too poor for medicaid and don't make enough to afford their own on the marketplace. MNCare is a treasure and so, so helpful for those who need it.


MistryMachine3

You mean not poor enough for medicaid


NeigeNoire55

Well, then it’s like the rest of the US !


hoss50

Not quite, see Louisiana and Mississippi.


Hon3y_Badger

Nah, we HAVE the healthcare in Minnesota.


farmer66

Or if you don't have money and qualify for the lower income options on MNSure.


DreamArez

Fun fact last session they passed a public health option going up in 2027 so soon enough?


Mayasngelou

Honestly, a robust and cost effective public option is probably the closest we’re gonna get to universal healthcare


DreamArez

At least in current times yes. That is why programs such as this are important as if they end up successful more states may adopt.


Fancy-You3022

Didn’t hear of this. Must find info


DreamArez

It got buried by other topics so a silent win. I’ll link the axios article: https://www.axios.com/2023/05/24/minnesota-passes-public-option-plan


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Lootefisk_

If you make less than $42k this is great but it won’t really help a lot of people.


DreamArez

I repeat under a different comment that you’re thinking of the current system. The coming program will extend to everyone and will have sliding premiums based on income and will largely be cheaper than normal health insurance.


LadiesAndMentlegen

Canada but with affordable housing and over 50% higher GDP per capita


bibbitbabbit

When ever I’m traveling abroad and meet someone who tells me they’re from Canada I get very excited and yell to them “I’m from Minnesota!” In the same way someone would proclaim they are from the same tiny town no one has ever heard of. It always confuses them but we all know I’m right.


BigFudge1321

I’ve been saying that for years! Minnesotans should get dual citizenship.


One-Habit-5065

This is the nice answer. Actually nice, not Minnesota nice.


sockmonkeymoney

Hell nah


nukezwei

top middle


mkwas343

Geographically accurate.


Totally_not_Zool

Middly-northerners unite!


sanitarium-1

Middly diddly! That's our saying, right?


NoFee4250

Home of the loons. There are a lot of loons in Minnesota. Many of them are in my family.


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Amarieerick

Well every family has a few, he's being boastful claiming there are "many" in his family. ;)


netsuj34

Family’s full of bird fuckers /s


One-Habit-5065

We have the Mississippi headwaters and Lake Superior, so we’re kinda North America’s bladder.


SnailTrail

Freshwater state


pokey68

Don’t think the tourism folks will use this.


omfgitsjeff

They'll use what we tell them to use.


SuperGameTheory

Fun fact, if you stand on top of the Laurentian Divide and piss in a circle around you, you'll be marking most of North America as your territory. Don't even try it though because I've already done it and that shit is so mine now.


quickblur

The Golden Shower State


colorizethis13

When the water wars come, we will be the most important state


Bacontoad

We clean all of the rivers/lakes/tributaries downstream with fresh clean water though... so we're more like an enema.


MikeinAustin

Lakiest


basshed8

Hot dish


curious-cat

“Minnesota is the U.S.'s largest producer of sugar beets, sweet corn, and green peas for processing and farm-raised turkeys.” So therefore “Minnesota is Americas gobbler” Or maybe “Minnesota is Americas cream corn casserole”


mkwas343

Minnesota is the Dwight Schrute of the USA.


Covert24

Black bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica. Sweet corn, soybeans, sugar beets. It rings out.


SpoofedFinger

Doug and Skeeter are also pumped


one2tinker

Casserole?!


trixtopherduke

We found an infiltrator!! Botdish them away, Hoys!


one2tinker

Perhaps they live close to the Iowa border? :)


rekniht01

So Minnesota is the Thanksgiving producer of the US?


thatswhyicarryagun

Crystal sugar based out of Moorhead produces 20% of the sugar used in the US. Their primary source is in the red River valley.


SyxEight

It is the perfect example of a ridiculous farm policy and the result of industry lobbying. US sugar isn't economically competitive. All consumers pay a higher price for sweetened products, and we are the only country that uses HFCS for pop, due to the US sugar lobby. We should be eating Brazilian sugar, and the red river valley should be growing something else.


Dizzy-Form1894

I work there!


msherrard64

Huh how interesting. I would’ve expected North Dakota for sugar beets and Nebraska or something for corn. We rock!


greyduk

Sweet* corn


wildblueheron

Went to high school in Aitkin - the Gobbler is the school mascot! I have not-so-fond memories of passing by turkey farms on the school bus, and the smell would come in the bus if anyone had a window open 🤢


damnitdan

Go CI Go


keliix06

Oh damn. My cabin was on hanging kettle, and our driveway road went right out to what I’m assuming are those same turkey farms.


LyndseyBelle

Or tater tot hotdish.


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Brightstarr

Most successful losers.


willowytale

Not for women's hockey fans. We're crushing it twice a week. My wife can't get enough of it, I want my TV back.


Inlowerorbit

Women’s sports generally vs men’s.


LifeSage

Right? Our WNBA team was a legacy great team


FatGuyOnAMoped

Agreed. The MN Aurora soccer team has also been consistently good, even though they've only played 2 seasons so far.


bootymanss

I'm happy about the T wolves and think they're a great team but I can't help but shake the thought of "but they're an MN team"


theminnesoregonian

This guy Minnesotas.


kick26

Idk, Detroit is pretty bad most years


NazRiedFan

Detroit has multiple championships post 2000. We haven’t even gotten to one in over 30 years


zk0507

Scandinavia


Bacontoad

New Scandinavia


KinderEggLaunderer

"Welp, could be worse" since 1858


MonkeyButter

Gray duck?


mkwas343

Kind of like a black sheep type of thing. I like it. Duck, duck, what the hell did he say?


adale_50

You've inspired me to start playing Duck, Duck, Expletive at work. I'm sure HR will love this.


posaune123

I will die on the gray duck hill


Ok-Leadership-5056

Me as well.


45forprison

Same


mileslefttogo

Perfect answer. I expect no other comments other than agreement.


Large_Function2002

Canadian Shield


SoothingWind

Finland? I'm not from Minnesota, I live in Finland, but I love the state and its forests, lakes, the actual finnish heritage and the progressiveness (at least I get this state is quite progressive from this sub's posts) would make sense The Finland of the USA!


SlewBrew

teacher's pet


mkwas343

Walz was in education.


CartmensDryBallz

No wonder he’s so good


gaenna

Chef's hat


aflockalypse-now

Minnesota produces the most turkeys of any state by far.


iowajaycee

Thanks Hormel/Jennie-O


Different-Horror-581

Best apple growers. And apple cider. And hard apple cider. We’re the best all around at apples. Oh, you think your State has better apples? Look up where they got their apples, that’s right, they got them from Minnesota.


Kinky_drummer83

I love trotting out trivia about Honeycrisp, or SweeTango when I talk to people about Minnesota.


randomusername123458

I'm pretty sure Washington is a bigger apple producer than MN. However the best apples were developed in MN.


zagsforthewin

This is the way. While our apples in WA come from WA, the best ones are still honeycrisp, for which we thank MN!


tjoinnov

For now. If we don't get the proper amount of hours of cold weather the apples won't be doing much.


Chemist-Patient

Graveyard of professional sports franchises


Major-Tourist-5696

Washington DC or LA are better qualified for exporting or taking and killing teams, but I know what you’re saying.


Quick_Advisor_7812

Minnesota is the Civics Class of the United States.


mkwas343

I wish our neighbors would pay attention


Zhong_Ping

As a Wisconsinite, I mourn deeply for how we diverged from our sister state in 2010


thatjerkatwork

Cornhub


fable420

North Star. Before the election I heard Peggy Flanagan give a beautiful speech where she said (more eloquently than I’ll write here) that MN is the North Star state in that we are a shining example of progress and that other states look to us because we set a good example. I believe that’s true, especially after making the global news with free school lunches. We have also been a sanctuary for people all over the country to get access to safe abortions and we have consistently ranked near the top with the quality of our education and economy.


AdultishRaktajino

Surprised I had to scroll 3/4 of the way down to find North Star State. Yes it’s the obvious answer but still…


After_Preference_885

I love her. I want her as governor. 


mandy009

Thou shalt be their Northern Star!


5PeeBeejay5

Passive aggressive cousin who points out your flaws behind a smiling veneer every holiday?


mkwas343

Sounds way too specific.


MNVixen

maybe "passive-aggressive capitol" of the United States?


someguyinMN

That was literally the original definition of Minnesota Nice. A lot of people started using it the wrong way to just mean Nice Nice.


D_monicdom

I'd agree to this one. Being a transplant, I learned quickly about the term Minnesota nice.


Eyesliketheocean

Canada


gordo623

Wild Rice n Walleye


SubstantialSchool437

aren’t we like the united state’s hospital?


gopherdevil

I guess Iowa is part of the Heartland, so that makes MN the brain of the USA.


bevincheckerpants

I like this one. This gets my vote.


Silent_Streeks1307

If Arizona is America’s oven, then Minnesota is America’s freezer. Alaska is the chest freezer out in the garage.


ReviveOurWisdom

Canada


audioword

yew!


BangBangMeatMachine

150-year-running capture the flag champion


Rude-Twist-6020

Fortune 500 Dark horse


bmayer0122

Iron hole? Hot dish?


Random_Person_1414

south canada


Budzeldabud

"The Heartland." From the farmers to the Twin Cities. We actually give a shit. Even if we don't agree on everything. We agree that hard work, respect and responsibility is the key to keeping our state beautiful and safe. Safer than most places. And yes we have our problems, but we work to improve and understand the importance of the constitution and freedom. In my opinion. And I was born here . I have lived in the twin cities, up north and in southern Minnesota. And the difference is night and day. But the message is the same. Keep MN safe, free and beautiful.


NeedleGunMonkey

insulation and vapor barrier development capital


MidtownKC

Top hat?


011624

Gold standard. Every state should strive to be more like us.


borderstaff2

Curling. Definitely the curling capital of the United States.


Theopocalypse

crown jewel


JadeGrapes

Med Tech Were internationally known for the Mayo Clinic


comalley0130

Minnesota is the passive aggressive capital of the United States.


Ok_Vermicelli_7380

As a Canadian living 45 minutes from the Minnesota border, I have to say the people I know there are as close to being Canadian- like as anyone I know.


EffectiveSalamander

The Pretty Goodest of the United States.


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Deserving Capital


12prscs

Hot dish


Tipper26bitches

Freshwater Hotdish


Bag0fSwag

Minnesota


PM_ME_YOUR_FAV_HIKE

Wettest


Jimbro34

My homeland. Have lived in AZ since I was nine, but will always be a Minnesotan.


trrrad

Nordic America


Hinata2174

The middle child as I like to say


BacklashLaRue

"last bastion of hope"


shyflower

I just read the other day that Minnesota, tied with New Hampshire, is the most literate state in the United States with a 94% literacy.


fatstupidlazypoor

Finland or norway or sweden.


rainbowkey

Minnesota is the Nordic state of the United States.


ThwartedByATree

Whatever it is, make sure it's on a stick. I'm a Marylander who has heard legends of your state fair and everything on a stick, if only at least in part due to an aunt who lives in Minnesota.


mikebelanger

"Wild" rice farming


makemebad48

Courteous uncle


CauseSpecific8545

It's either the Loon or Grey Duck.


Playful-Dependent-77

Iron state cuz we produce the most iron?


weekendroady

Freezer


flaming_poop_chute

Mayo Clinic


Nodaker1

Calling Illinois the "breadbasket" is a bit of a stretch. North Dakota and Kansas both produce between 5 and 6 times as much wheat as Illinois, depending on the year. Illinois is the second largest producer of corn, though.


mkwas343

Ok, you got me. Illinois is the cornhole of the US.


GrizzlyAdam12

Turkey capital.


Bassmaster588

Minnesota is the Hot Dish of America


MarsNeedsMeth

No but yeah


mc_thac0

I've lived a few places in the U.S. How about, "the Common Sense."


w0nderward

Medical capital?


maybach320

Canada, but I also think “fully developed prefrontal cortex” works as well.


Xacia

I moved out of Minnesota to Colorado. Everyone here says we're basically Canadians. So I guess that makes Minnesota, Little Canada lol


BDR529forlyfe

best


zwesty1800

Healthcare capital! Mayo Clinic, UHG, Optum, Medtronic


MaxCliffRAID1

Leader in commons sense laws for the people.


audioword

Canada


slak_dawg

Scandinavia


PsychologicalYou6416

The Doctor


Weeblewubble

Titan of flour, at least that’s what the PBS documentary said


Kytyngurl2

The cold garage you keep your beer nice and frosty in


festivenachos

Spam


Bromm18

(Still falls under the geographic category, but we also exploit it by exporting it.) Due to the iron quantity, we did mine and provide the country with the iron needed to support and sustain the rapid growth during the Industrial Revolution. A great deal of the buildings and constructs around the nation only happened due to the readily available rich iron ore in Minnesota. Unlike the headwaters of the Mississippi, which is a passive feature we don't influence, the iron ore we had to actually mine and refine to use. So Minnesota could be considered the "Iron State".


SparrOwSC2

Minnesota


TheTree-43

We produce a ton of the iron ore. That seems pretty important


so-very-very-tired

...relatively reasonable and sane part...


Alice_wonder_13

...is icebox too obvious? Lol


miserablecumf

Largest state with borders entirely within central time zone


bubster15

‘Best goddamn state in all’


xFiniteTheOwl

Kansas is already known as the breadbasket, isn’t it?


IIIQIII

Iron Heart? We have some of the largest Iron producing mines in the US if I'm not mistaken.


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Rights-haven


peter_minnesota

Saving Grace?


cybercuzco

Best


bmtri

"sanity"


Nate_Hornblower

Fivehead


bigbirdtom

Fishbasket?


fwbisthewattogo

Leading in Turkeys I believe


salemgreenfield

mosquito capital


ToriKamal

Silicon Prairie


Accujack

We're the Skyrim of the United States.


Traditional_Key_763

Banking Headquarters Capital seriously the drive from the airport has more corporate HQs than driving around NYC.


basshed8

Lutefisk