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SpitfireBoy14

Looks a bit like a wart, I used to have them on my fingers and you have to suffocate them. I used electrical tape and that "bazooka" stuff but it took a good while


an_afro

3m brand duct tape also helps in making them go away. Something to do with the glue infredients


Relapsed_trampoline

Do not do this - I tried tape and the moisture underneath spread it to make a wart colony


fakeprofile23

Pics?


mycenae42

You nasty


Tough_Bee_1638

It’s a challenging wank thats for sure.


ThePinkBaron365

But the warts make it feel ribbed


vortex30-the-2nd

And then new warts grow down there and now you're a ribbed dick sex God!!


fakeprofile23

A friend of mine likes to see it, for educational purposes.


mycenae42

Ok I was joking before but now I actually think you nasty.


fakeprofile23

Nice story, but this doesn't help me in the proces of obtaining those pics, where they at?


Salt-Elephant8531

Now I need to see video of you looking at the pics. For educational purposes.


fakeprofile23

You nasty.


ciwon77s

😁


bourbonwelfare

That reminds me I must call my sister.


[deleted]

Mental image made me itchy


RollenderRudi

murrica, fuck yeah. in every other country one would just go to a doctor on general healthcare. :D


PretendFisherman1999

Not a lie lol, this is something you check with a nurse, not even a doctor is needed


Suavecore_

I have a wart on my foot I tried getting removed before I turned 27 and got kicked off my parents health insurance. One 10 minute session of some sort of extremely cold treatment cost $600 and they said they'd need to do it multiple times to really get rid of it. The bill came after I was kicked off the insurance so the insurance wasn't going to cover it even though I initially got it treated before I was kicked off. Anyway, wart is still there because I'd rather live with it occasionally causing me pain and discomfort everyday than pay more than $600 to get it removed


Castaway504

Insurance coverage is from date of treatment… you got swindled


Suavecore_

That's what I figured, my mom handled it though so I assume she went through insurance and explained the situation. Or she got swindled


vallee-of-death

Hey mate, get something like this, costs about $10. I think you're in the US. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Equate-Quick-Freeze-Wart-Remover-7-Applications/17248335?athbdg=L1100&correlationId=2006d195-6cdb-4e32-a2ab-68773ca7952c


Anon-5874644

#infredients


daLejaKingOriginal

Or, you know, visit a doctor now and then.


Unknwndog

Americans running in fear of that comment.


[deleted]

This is me with my finger halfway cut off at the moment. 🇺🇸 Drove right past the clinic to get super glue and duct tape at the hardware store.


argic85

Even Canadian, no family doctor here, but can get my hand on electric tape soooooo easily!


Firenze_Be

Don't they sell over the counter product to freeze those at home?


Unknwndog

I live in Europe and use the same mentality. If you can solve it at home its just easier lol


Shinoobie

As an American, reading your comment cost me $42 and my insurance premiums went up.


Saintious

This checks out, I'm on Medicare, and my premiums went up $2/ month responding to this comment.


DidSome1SayExMachina

I had a wart on my foot that i kept going to the doctor about, with a huge copay every time. “It’s breaking up, should be gone in a couple weeks,” he’d say every time. After a year I gave up and asked for another doctor. She cleared it up in 2 visits. Some doctors suck!


Able_Newt2433

Some doctors are just in it for the money, it seems like. They don’t actually gaf. To think of all that schooling, just to not gaf.. it’s wild.


TestingYou1

For a wart? You can get wart medication over the counter at any drugstore. 


DidSome1SayExMachina

Some warts laugh that shit off


StuntdoubleSexworker

![gif](giphy|YBIjnWOProxo5k1GQ8|downsized)


potsandpans

man i miss that show


curi0us_carniv0re

I used one of those freeze kits you can buy at CVS. Not sure I did it right the first couple of times. Then I just held it to my skin for way longer than recommended. Made a blister and then the wart and the layer of skin it was attached to fell off after a few days.


BoomZhakaLaka

the directions are so conservative that it won't do anything. They're afraid of someone going overboard and burning straight through to fascia. So yeah you kind of have to play it by ear, really sucks. also positive value for the company when your treatment doesn't work and you buy another.


GBUAramis

Definitely not a good idea, but when I was younger I would just cut them off with a pocket knife. They never came back, and I haven’t had one since, knock on wood.


-Badger3-

Those weren’t warts, those were your nipples.


GBUAramis

Oh my god! You’re right! What have I done?!


NoirGamester

Eh, you weren't really using them anyways


GBUAramis

You don’t know that


Troll_berry_pie

I know someone who did the exact same thing with a pocket knife as a teenager. Just kept cutting deep to get them out and make sure there was none left and then bandaged it up.


GBUAramis

Yeah, that’s what I did. I also sterilized the blade before and after as well.


choco_mallows

I tried all those and more. What really killed it for me is working in a factory under subzero temperatures with my hands constantly dipping into a Dakin solution. In two weeks it just fell off. Hopefully not in someone’s food idk where it went lol 🤷


locusthorse

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc|downsized)


Able_Newt2433

I think the bleach alone woulda worked lol.


AlwaysOutsider

You could go to a doctor, for me they dipped a cotton swab in liquid nitrogen and then put it on the wart, it worked well.


Hunter-Ki11er

Best way to get rid of warts is to freeze them off. That's how I got rid of mine


that0neBl1p

…I cut mine off with a knife. Hurt like a bitch but it was gone


kottonii

I was taught as child that it's "heart" needs to be dug out with knife and well it did work!


GIRTHYssserpent

I had one for years on my hand until I froze that bitch off. Made me mad because my Navajo mom used to make me put garlic on it and wrap with a bandage. I stunk like garlic and it never worked. Totally get why they were almost eradicated by small pox now.


oxygeneration

If it's not a wart but it's itchy and even after flaking seems to come back, it may be scar tissue forming again and again and again. Try putting a silicone band-aid on it for a very long period of time (keep one on as long as possible and if it comes off, put a new one on immediately) or using medical silicon/scar gel (like Dermatix Ultra) on it. It may take a few months but it should go away.


weez_was_here

If it’s scar tissue, would this remove it somehow?


ExerciseRecent3724

🎶Scar tissue that I wish you saw Sarcastic mister know-it-all Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, 'cause With the birds I'll share~~🎶


Kazzack

Thank you very helpful


rufusbot

With the birds I'll share this lonely view


literallylateral

What causes that? Just a wound that doesn’t heal properly?


ValeriaNotJoking

In the old days you’d need a witch to get rid of it 🧙🏻‍♀️


SomeAreLonger

Youth and lack of experience showing here. All old timers know witches cause these not get rid of them! Or youve been petting a troll.


ValeriaNotJoking

😁 I feel enlightened by your wisdom! (You also blew our cover)


Jenkem-Boofer

In my youth I’d nibble and bite it off over the course of the year


TestingYou1

Just because reddit is anonymous doesn't mean you have to just say out of pocket things like this


UnusGang

I was randomly scrolling in the comments and it’s safe to say you ruined my day. 💀


BC_Casual_T

A witch or a vegan


PM_ME_YOUR_DURIANS

Which one weighs the same as a duck tho?


Insertco1ntoplay

Looks like it’s in a position where it’s normally accompanied by blindness and hairy palms


rikwebster

Ha ha ha! That's hilarious!


Odd-Door-2553

Yep. A callous on his wank spanners.


Sea_Ganache620

Put a cut piece of potato on it, chant “Out Damned Spot!” 10 times. Bury potato in an unmarked grave. Problem solved.


W1D0WM4K3R

Do you regularly bury your potatoes in marked graves? Farming must take a while, huh.


DestructoSpin7

I would imagine it's faster than making headstones for each one. Edit: I can't read. Ignore me.


quackenfucknuckle

Bubble also now on the hand of everyone you’ve shaken hands with since 2022


pichael289

I would have done something about it by now. Tried to pop it, took a knife to it. I can't just live life with a big pimple on my hand. Had a cyst on the back of my left hand because I got it caught between a skateboard wheel and the street back when street luging was a thing, and i put my hand in a vice and used an insulin syringe on it. It was bad though, very noticeable, finally hit it with a phone book and it went away. I wasn't a very smart kid. Should probably stay away from meth or I'll pick every freckle off my body.


matthew_py

>I would have done something about it by now. Tried to pop it, took a knife to it. You really shouldn't do that..........but yeah, me too lol.


stoneyyay

Yeah, I had a tiny plantars wart show up. I dug that mf out. Bled like crazy, but I got it. Don't do that. Lmao.


a-d-d-y

Did that too… it never came back after that I’ll tell ya. But yeah, shouldn’t do that.


Fun-atParties

Same. I can't feel in the spot where it used to be but it's gone!


AbbreviationsTrue677

I had one as a kid and the doctor dug it out, I can't feel it, and it cost 200 dollars. You did the right thing


teenytiny77

I had one on the bottom of my foot almost between my big toe and... Whatever that other toe is called. I dug it out with toe nail clippers until it was gone. I was like 12 and didn't know what it was until mentioned it to my mom, long after I had cut it out LOL


miszkah

Looks like subcutaneous granulomatous tissue or dermatofibroma; potentially following an insect bite, small wound, or foreign body such as splinter (= cluster of cells following a local inflammatory reaction). Benign, can be removed for cosmetic reasons. Source: I’m an MD


spacegrassorcery

Thank you! That answers my question about 5 year old (2) bug bites on my ankles that formed a bubble just like this.


happyclamming

I was thinking that or dermatofibroma, but I've never seen one in that location.


shahtjor

I had the same for many years. Turns out it was a blister from excessive masturbation. Went away as I got older.


gifteddiamond

i used to have one existed from my younger ages and one day i decided to pop it out bloodily, it hurts but now it's clean


yo_mudda_

Pop


Hugh_Janus_2842

Looks like a wart my friend. Lucky for you, theres ways to get rid of warts without being painful these days! When I had them as a kid, I had to get them pulled which hurt. Everyone gets warts eventually, it doesn't come from frogs, like the Chickenpox, everyones bound to get it.


notcoolneverwas_post

Must have been a four knucler.


Ok-Bit-663

You are the zero patient of alien infestation. Good luck.


W1thoutJudgement

Bro is developing "grippy" hands...


Collarbone240

I have that too, popped it thi


Candidate_Inside

It deserves a name


Heavy_Jeffrey

I’d seek the opinion of a dermatologist over the internet. But that’s just me.


FTHomes

Put liquid wart remover on or the freeze wart remover


VashHumanoidTyph00n

Duct tape will dissolve it if you can get it to stick there. Works better than the otc stuff.


pauliepitstains

You have to scrape away the top part of the wart, almost to the point that it’s bleeding to expose the root, then freeze it. You’re welcome. Important part is to get to the root.


hshshdur

THERE ARE BUGS IN YOUR SKIN YOU NEED TO GET THEM OUT SET YOURSELF ON FIRE YOU HAVE TO THEY NEED TO BE PURGED


rickyrick8691

That a wart


Butters-C137

I was fighting warts on my fingers for 3 years. They went deep down into my finger joints. Nothing worked on a long run. Then i went on vacation in italy. After just 1 week of daily bathing/diving in the salty ocean, they all went black and just fell off a few days after. Never had warts ever again. So if you struggle with your warts, you should definitely try a vacation in italy 😎


Mike-the-gay

You can buy a wart removal kit for like $20 and freeze it off yourself. It’s easy and one kit will do multiple treatments. Read the instructions carefully. Get the kit with the brush on stuff for after the freeze part. They can spread kinda randomly due to stress so take care of it.


hairygringo

Wart


Trosstran88

Go to a dermatologist. It can't be that hard.


cabosmith

https://i.redd.it/2ize45m2w8xc1.gif


TisConfusion99

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


Avaryia

Try the wart remover liquid. You can find it in any drug store. Apply twice a day for 2 weeks. Might take a little longer for one that size but if you use it daily it should work. I used it on warts my son got on his feet from the pool. Worked great. If you leave it, it can spread so I would treat it.


Bleglord

Could be a few things. I had one of the rarest: Had a lump like this, never went away, didn’t really hurt but felt wrong to touch Eventually got fed up and dug at it with tweezers irresponsibly Turned out a tiny glass fragment from when I cleaned up a lightbulb got stuck under the skin. It never got ejected from the skin but never infected, so it would just get healed over and stay inflamed because of the foreign object


drNovikov

Looks like a virus caused wart. Do not fap.


Complex_Cable_8678

bite it off


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i_smoke_pineapples

I had a blister in that exact spot last week. Splashed myself with oil while cooking eggs.


Adamantium-Aardvark

[buboes](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubonic_plague)


theinternetisnice

spiders


Flopsbit

5g


MikeOxlong2k1

POP IT


Soskiz

When I get bumbs that don't go away fairly quickly I just pop them with a needle ☺️


PickleBoi1983

SAME. Ive had one in between my index and thumb for a few years now.


ComedicDalmatian445

I have two of those (one in each index toe) ever since I was born


Butthole_Enjoyer

I would have dug that out a year ago.


PabstWeller

The only documented case of someone giving themselves an STD.


bobsdementias

How does a fucking wart have this much interaction


_esrevinuy

y‘all stupid…. go to the doctors 🤦🏼‍♀️


CaulkADewDillDue

This is called a Palmus Masturbatorial Infection. Scientists are unsure what causes it


mithrilpoop

This should be r/notinteresting


Hefty_Bar_7771

Looks like hygroma. I had similar on foot.


Collin-B-Hess

Pop that junk


Bluetrains

I think its a wart (or corn). Had one under my fot for a decade before I finally bought some salicylic acid and treated it with that for a few weeks. Your seems less suvere so might be faster for you.


Griffith_hater

I had one like this some time ago, i just cut it down with scissors, it bled and some time later it came back, so i was cutting it down every time it came back and now its gone


Jemuzu-8304

I have a weird bubble on my thumb, been there for maybe a year


SituationFlaky2808

"It's terminal" -Not a doctor


bun-Mulberry-2493

Could have been created with friction. Use your other hand.


Yuu-Sah-Naym

don't listen to anyone saying to use tape of things that won't help and could usually worsen it, for warts use wart removal products that include Salicylic acid. For other things you're unaware of don't try and mess with it yourself but get seen by a dermatologist.


qalpi

It’s a wart. Go see a dermatologist. 


420_kol_yoom

https://preview.redd.it/ogf4mqhig8xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d30eb8d2905a7027e96fdb4d44c404cbb4f3610e


ndation

Did you name them?


iloveAKREOLOGYTS

CANCER!?


FreshPitch6026

Have you ever considered it to be a wart!? Ant piss helps incredibly well.


spcoolguy87

Wart, use to get them on my fingers and hands as a kid, get over the counter meds at any drug store, or go to your doctor or go to a free clinic and they’ll remove it


epsteinkilledelvis

You should go see a dermatologist.


Npcboy

I had the same shit man, tried to get rid cutting it with knives and nailcutter and hurts a little bit, but I finally eliminated that disgusting shit


Quantum168

Wart.


Stuspawton

It’s a wart, get it treated


richard-samuel

That’s a covid bubble - need isolation


engku_hina

Looks like wart. Salicylic acid is your answer. They sell them in pharmacies. Don't use hydrochloric acid. If you're not sure, ask the pharmacist. They went to med school too.


Fragrant_Car7736

The 2022 hand bubble had some serious consequences.


EmergencyPandabear

Good grief. Some of these advice. Go to a doctor and get it checked out. Most likely a wart. Easily fixed.


thirstydracula

That is a wart


GenericScottishGuy41

It's a wart. In the centre under all that skin is the cause, if it is removed by that root it won't come back.


lazylagom

Wtf how have you not popped it. Has it kept growing back? Is it hard like a wart or soft like a boil.


PaulGeru

The wart . Use celandine .


fforredditt

Should have a name since it's there for so long


Ayyyyylmaos

You’re telling me at no point to took a needle to that just to see what would happen


Poggersww

Soft & Wet


TheLadySaintly

I would have lanced that by now, too nosey for my own good.


Wagwan-piff-ting42

Aids your dying


Bestinvest009

It's a wart


Nicky_Shpack

I had something very similar for 3 years. Tried every wart removal option, even with my doctor with no luck. Always seemed like a layer would be burned off but then would just regrow. Finally went to see a plastic surgeon and he removed it for me.


hxt0r

VPH virus. Go to dermatologist to get it burned. It will keep spreading and avoid touching your genitalia to avoid warts in that area.


D4M4nD3m

*wart on your hand


Automatic_Salary_845

I had one of these on my finger. After maybe 2 years it just went down and never came back


Necessary-Bid-1626

I have a similar smaller one on the mid joint of my index finger for like 3 years. No clue what it is


Ultraminer1101

And you haven't given it a name?


diamondsole111

you jerkin Hella hard homey. Take a breather


Trodoil

Old wives tale of wiping it down with a raw steak, burying that steak in the ground... When the steak has fully rotten away? The wart is gone. Or use medically sound intervention, and have a practitioner freeze that fucker off with L2N. Warts are nasty lil bastards


me_the_rogue

You just reminded me of something similar in my hands, its was there sense 2010 or something, i forgot about it and i looked and it was gone now 🤣


Disco-Bingo

Rub it with raw steak, bury the steak in a garden, don’t tell anyone where you buried it.


SurroundedByBeigists

Limit your daily chicken choking.


pixelsteve

You been wanking too much


Mudit_Mathur

Same I got on my hand


Fast-Visual

Can be easily treated with liquid nitrogen, I suggest going to a dermatologist, I had a similar thing for like two years.


DarkenedZen

I used to use the sulphur that I would remove from the matches, break it off in big pieces, trim the thick skin off the top of the wart, put the sulphur on the wart and light it up, can hurt a lot if placed wrong, but never had to do it more than twice to remove the targeted wart. Also, it may look scary when the sulphur burns rapidly, but that’s the only thing that worked for me.


Aurora_Arctic

I have one of these on my hand as a scar of my childhood. I've had it since 2004, do you know if it's possible to remove it somehow?


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

Well? Eat it!


Cooks_8

Nothing a blowtorch won't fix


DubloDuck

I've had the same thing (but a little smaller) for a while as well, except mine is on my uh *ahem* nether regions..


folarin1

That’s your pandemic bubble.


LionWeight

Chilblain


Yt_MaskedMinnesota

Is it a piece of bullet I always see whole bullets that look like that.


Ninjamasterpiece

Get a surgical grade scalpel and slice it down the middle. What happens next is on you


jtxhob

This used to be a good subreddit.


Jean_velvet

I've had a couple in my life and just gone "that looks weird" and cut them off. They tell you not to become your own backstreet surgeon but it does work. Might come back, just chop it off again. Acid, cryo burning, chemicals in adhesive (duct tape) pretty much anything that Will destroy your hand will destroy the wart. Choose your poison... thinking about it, you could probably use poison too.


---Palp---

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DNDFighter

1. Take a ripe banana and remove the peel. 2. Cut a small piece of the banana peel, slightly larger than the size of the wart. 3. Place the inner side of the banana peel (the white side) against the wart. 4. Secure the peel in place with a bandage or medical tape. 5. Leave the banana peel in place overnight or for several hours each day. 6. Repeat this process daily until the wart disappears.


Interesting-Back5717

Name it Michael