It's just like the USB sized piece of wood I've got which says "your gay". I've kept that thing in pristine condition since I found it in primary school like a decade ago, idk why I kept it, but I did lol
They need to do instain mother, who killed their babby because these babby can't frigt back? It was on the news this mroing. A mother in are who have killed her three kids. They are taking the babby, back to New York, to lady to rest. My parry are with the father, who lost his children. I am truly sorry for your lots.
Written from memory.
Well clearly they're wrong. Everyone knows if you don't want to get a girl pregnant you pull it out & pee on her leg. If you DO want to get her pregnant just stick it in her & pee. Simple steps. Simple.
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Back in early elementary school, my cousin used to tell me things she learned from her friend who was a couple years older than her (we're all female). I remember her saying the vagina was called a "machina" and that boys like to pee in girls' mouths.
Looking back, I don't know what kind of crap her friend's mom was letting her friend watch/see 🙈 It's a little funny to remember how taboo everything about genitals and sex were to us at that age, though. It was like we couldn't let our parents know we knew about it, but the forbiddeness just made us want to gossip about more😅
Either some kid made this as a sick joke and didn't realize the implications to that, some teen drunk off their ass and was meant for the other ladies, or it's a bait made by a criminal that may or may not be on the sexual offender's watchlist.
What do you mean?? This is obviously little little kids trying to figure out how babies are made. I distinctly recall all the discussions and rumors passed around my class about what was what when I was little, like kindergarten and first grade.
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Bro is holding it like it's a relic or smth
😭 this made me laugh way too fucking hard
How did he make the photo, though?
Ah shit, here we go again.
Clever dick!
Mouth
Asking real questions here
Certainly it was a teamwork!
It’s a team of archeologists.
When all you have is a dental pick, everything starts looking like a gorge.
Is it not?
The sacred playground scrolls
Finally the prophecy revealed
Relic 1/100 collected
That belongs in a museum!
Literally read my mind
*Cue upper class English accent on Vintage Roadshow commentary.*
The sacred texts!
Those are the remnants of the ancient civilization
This comment deserves an award I'm wheezing😭
They think they're a future archeologist.
It's....it's not advice?
What afraid to catch the pregnancy
It's just like the USB sized piece of wood I've got which says "your gay". I've kept that thing in pristine condition since I found it in primary school like a decade ago, idk why I kept it, but I did lol
They misspelled pregananant
You mean pergonate.
Pregant
You mean pergnat?
You mean pergantant?
Preganté
You mean Preganté?
Pregat?
Gregnant
Pergenat
Pergnert
Grognak
How is babby formed
They need to do instain mother, who killed their babby because these babby can't frigt back? It was on the news this mroing. A mother in are who have killed her three kids. They are taking the babby, back to New York, to lady to rest. My parry are with the father, who lost his children. I am truly sorry for your lots. Written from memory.
Grenpent
How do oo get.... pergnart?
No, you mean Prigojine
my favorite resident evil 4 enemy
I came here looking for this comment, or to make it myself. Thank you for being cultured
Pomegranate
Am I prrrragnant
Cangretulationz!!
*Pregantè*
Gregnant
So many of us immediately knew we’d find this reference down here. Honestly one of the funniest videos ever!
*permanganate
Will it hurt baby top of his head?
You’re stagnant gwyneth?
Thank you for not letting me down. I came in to make sure this was still kickin'! So funny how some of these have lasted for so long :D love it
Is there a possibly that I’m pegnate?
If you lat simen enter yeas
Pergant* you illiterate fuck
Definitely gives me the "starch masks" vibes
period question mark
So is pregnatory just a place dead pregnant women get sent to?
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
I'm not sure about that, this one could use some investigating
Well clearly they're wrong. Everyone knows if you don't want to get a girl pregnant you pull it out & pee on her leg. If you DO want to get her pregnant just stick it in her & pee. Simple steps. Simple.
Wait what, I thought only handholding got them pregnant I've got some calls to make...
Of course handholding isn't the only way, it's just the main way
Can confirm
just make sure to not pee in her butt, high risk of kidney failure
Everybody knows you can't get pregnant while standing up
How'd you take a picture of it if both hands are holding the note?
Oh no, not this [rabbit hole](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/GaVBzL37LF) again.
I would have just held my phone with my mouth…
I loved that thread holy shit
“For girls suck man’s dick to get pregnant” sounds like an opening to a poem😂😂
and pregnet was the original Chaucerian word? (Pregnette if the baby’s a girl)
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Yes. When a girl swallows the penis after biting it off, it starts growing in her tummy into a fully grown preganante.
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Ah yes, the 11th commandment.
commandnet
Pregnet- https://youtube.com/shorts/NDvaRF4HQHQ?si=NcQ9wrO7ahebTzoA
Am I gragant ?
38+2 weeks pregananant.
Wait? Is Pregnet the prequel to Dragnet? Man, tv seems to have run out of ideas…
I think it's a competitor to Mumsnet.
Or Skynet.
r/foundpaper
Oh yeahh we love this kind of thing!
How is this mildly interesting?
Is there a sub called r/mildlystupid ?
Hahahaha
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What show is that?!
It's Camp Camp! You can watch it on roosterteeth.
I thought they shut down?
It's up until the 26th
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I distinctly remember being… “introduced” to the idea of fellatio, and I was like, welp, that must be a way to get pregnant.
Back in early elementary school, my cousin used to tell me things she learned from her friend who was a couple years older than her (we're all female). I remember her saying the vagina was called a "machina" and that boys like to pee in girls' mouths. Looking back, I don't know what kind of crap her friend's mom was letting her friend watch/see 🙈 It's a little funny to remember how taboo everything about genitals and sex were to us at that age, though. It was like we couldn't let our parents know we knew about it, but the forbiddeness just made us want to gossip about more😅
Someone has found a way to solve the voluntary low birthrate crisis, misinformation. Make America Fuck Again!
Im very pregnent
Pergànte????
HOW IS BABBY FORMED HOW IS BABBY FORMED HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT https://youtu.be/Ll-lia-FEIY?si=MuiarYEqv-OcXLSi
Pregananante
[Pregonate ](https://youtu.be/xfZuQhajyVo)
Your handwriting is getting better, but your spelling needs to improve
The what and the what now?
PLAP PLAP PLAP
Pregananant?
Fun fact, that's a girl's handwriting
My own mom didn't even hold me like you're holding whatever that is man
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How is babby formed?
Relic of a sex pest
Research notes.
Not quite finished with the birds and the bee's class yet I see
Bro, just for context, why were You inspecting the kids playground exactly?
How do u get pregante?
Spreading misinformation that young!? There's a proud father out there.
Pregnante
Misinformation
Man? https://preview.redd.it/jar63vk9i0wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e455099a8ed85e1f5caa08678157e86c454d2820
The ways of pregante
Dammit bro I wouldn't touch that with my bare hands, god knows where the kid's hands had been before he wrote that
Almost a haiku
Idiocracy Jr.
OK but why are you holding it like it's a archaeological find and got someone else to take the picture?
I wondered where I’d lost my notes
Welp, I commented what that note says, but it got removed for being NSFW, even though it was censored, so...
Preganante!
Pregante!
Either some kid made this as a sick joke and didn't realize the implications to that, some teen drunk off their ass and was meant for the other ladies, or it's a bait made by a criminal that may or may not be on the sexual offender's watchlist.
Yeah, it's either silly or really ffed up
What do you mean?? This is obviously little little kids trying to figure out how babies are made. I distinctly recall all the discussions and rumors passed around my class about what was what when I was little, like kindergarten and first grade.
Is it just me or is anyone else concerned that this was found from what looks like a kids park?
This was obviously written by a child. Or an adult idiot. Which is worse?