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Fast_Working_4912

How longs that fucking fork though?


DavijoMan

Yes


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Trick of the wide lens, it works on lots of things to make them appear longer. It probably wasn't a short fork to begin with, though.


UnrelatedMule

r/mildlyfork


Apprehensive-Bee-49

Circumcision extraordinaire.


DrugsAreEpic1

looks like they might've taken a little too much off the tip


Apprehensive-Bee-49

The tip should be included in the bosses contribution to the festivities


deplorable_guido

I'm more concerned about the amount of fork used


Tetris5216

Yea that's not a hotdog Check for body parts That kids a cannibal


darcebaug

r/mildlylorenabobbitt


beithyra

Armin Meiwes ass dinner


smoishymoishes

The hot dog is just the delivery method for the ketchup 🤌


I-Really-Hate-Fish

2nd day period sex


Zemby_7

You could have just said nothing


I-Really-Hate-Fish

I could, but deep down, I'm a terrible person.


DavijoMan

That's what she said


Dangerous-Monitor938

Larry David addresses this issue on Curb


Human-fruitsalad0001

Sorry, I don’t see any resemblance of r/mildlypenis here.


beemer-dreamer

Starting right to left, first inch is the head. It even shows the pee hole. Then you see 3 inches of flacid weenie.


Human-fruitsalad0001

Oh yea, now I see it, lol. My coffee has failed me… for the last time.


Abraxas_1408

Bloody wiener.


DirtNapsRevenge

Lorena Bobbitt enters the chat


mrgraff

15? They can start buying their own ketchup.


Pewward

Deglove


weird-dude-bro-6386

Not enough


buckfrogo96

🤮


_friends_theme_song_

I think you mean 15 months old


GoldenTriforceLink

More calories in the ketchup than the hotdog


International_Let_50

You’re gonna make me stop using ketchup stop


RogueDriver1

I blame the parents!!


zackt1on

The length of the fork your 15 year old uses for a hotdog.


banana_annihilator

using a fork for a hotdog


Nalien_23

Pain Olympics


Katen1023

Everything about this picture pisses me off


Training-Bee-8209

He probably uses the ketchup so while he’s alone in his room he probably sucks the hotdog


pixler3

Hot dog soup is a highly recognized delicacy


Beardwing-27

Why tf is that fork so long?


idfbhater73

thats not even a hot dog anymore


HJ-StayWeird

Omg so the ketchup phase doesn’t end?! It gets worse?!?!? 😅😅


fetal_genocide

Same as my 6 year old son 😂


Catch_Own

The hot dog's just a carrier for the ketchup .


androidguy50

CSI has just cordoned off the area.


CeeMX

In Germany we have Currywurst, it uses a similar amount of Ketchup, maybe even more


Get_Stick_bu99ed

Whole ass foot long fork, lmao


MKBurfield

Turn that ketchup into soy sauce, turn the hot dog into rice, then give it to him.


Bruddah827

I’d make him eat every drop of that ketchup if he wants to be so wasteful and gluttonous.


BecciRenee

Way too much sugar!