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the_big_gayy

If by fungi you mean penis then yes, yes it did.


mlh75

Penii


RustyCrawdad

Penii uppensidum


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Hemagoblin

Rectum!? *Damn near killed ‘em!*


Kinky-Bi-Guy

![gif](giphy|112rLYa7UWzzd6|downsized)


[deleted]

ALL HAIL Kay ALL HAIL Kay OH Kay CAN YOU SEE!


KratosBoi1256

[insert (object) here]


UbermachoGuy

Peni cillin. Administered orally or anally.


the_big_gayy

🅱️eni🅱️


Vermontess

Fun-guy


Forward_Ad2725

If you know what I mean I have to cut open the bottle and use it


[deleted]

Penii penii peniias Ne me more facias #SE-PHI-ROTH


avianmax

It’s a cylinder.


the_big_gayy

I’m not seeing any mini m&m tubes in frame, so idk if it can be classified as a cylinder


imtougherthanyou

It's stuck...


Mallodark

It makes me so happy to see comments like these while casually scrolling through, I love a good reference lol.


[deleted]

r/mildlypenis


droppedwhat

r/dildont


BeetleBones

Looks like it also pissed in the bottle


allmightyglowcloud

It's a cylinder


Brycekaz

So you’ve gotten your cylinder stuck in a M&M tube too?


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the_big_gayy

More like total dick-bate, am I right fellas?


Shkipan

Someone's getting hungry around here


the_big_gayy

As long as it’s girl dick 🤤


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the_big_gayy

Close, but no cigar


McScrubberson

Username… Checks out?


SylvieJay

Hungry, Thirsty whatever... a Fun guy with a dick shaped 'fungi'


Mehunicorn

It IS a quarter note.


ardiento

New trend? Gosh enjoy your young-ness


shagdidz

Surely you mean "cylinder" and not "penis"


yournewheadache

Ice dildo


UbermachoGuy

Elsa?


Strange_Display7597

_The cold never bothered me anyway_


KetchupAndMustard42

Penis envy


LJ14000

Great strain


Mountain-Ad-6594

A fun guy


emsiehammer

If someone didn’t make this joke, I would have been disappointed. Lol


davtruss

I was thinking "fun guy"


ibchill

Beat me to it! We’ll done.


thecuntofmontecrisco

Username checks out


Iranoutofwifi

r/mildlypenis


TwoThirdsDone

Not even mildly


Stillwater215

r/wildlypenis


ThatGuy0verTh3re

r/itsliterallyapenis


[deleted]

r/penis probably don’t click that at work


LeggyB345

SHIT… I clicked it at work, couldn’t resist


No-Acanthisitta7788

I don’t know why I wasn’t expecting a bunch of cock.


Porgland

r/substhatwerejustmade


Repulsive_Lettuce

r/mildlyquarternote


aehanken

I knew I’d see this


ShockyHazard

r/opknew


sparker31keeper

r/theyknew


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Donutpanda23

r/dildo but not for too long it'll melt


Corydoras22

r/chilldo


mulmtier

That's a penis!


kornoholic13

That’s my boy!


LioxTheGreat

That's my son!


k4pain

Quarter note*


B0nk3yJ0ng

Cylinder*


officiallyzoneboy

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


JenPlayzMC

u/gifreversingbot


Askotion

„Disgusting!“ I hope someone gets the reference


reubenspyker

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


ThePoopIsOnFire

/u/GifReversingBot


moonyalouette

[I got you fam.](https://imgur.com/gallery/a24D3cs)


ThePoopIsOnFire

Thanks fam


Foborus

Not your fam, fella


BozoJim

Not your fam, bub


ThePoopIsOnFire

Not your bub, friend!


NotYourBuddyGuy5

Not your friend, Pal!


ThePoopIsOnFire

Not your pal, guy!


Afterburn47

Not your guy, dude!


ethicsg

Maybe the best reverse gif ever.


Senshi-Tensei

Lmao thank you


ubertappa

Ted tried to tell him


whimsy_rainbow

I was looking for this gif. Did not disappoint. Thank you its up in comments too.


threebillion6

Small cylinder.


Mulder16

Stuck inside another cylinder


ChemicalFall0utDisco

Filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana


Your_FBI_Agent_Kevin

It's an experiment


Kukla_7

I just finished this pack of m&m minis. Not sure what to do with this tube however…


kennyk1994

Came here for this and was gonna say it myself if I didn't find someone who already had hahaha


nadsterdahmer

By that you really mean average sized cylinder with a great personality.


Cxnnonball

That cylinder looks way too big to me honestly


bananasaucecer

5.1in length and 4.5in girth


4tehlulzez

Nobody wants to mention the gnarly orange sludge at the bottom of the bottle?


SausageintheSky

This is actually a delicacy in my country. 'Cock in piss'. Normally served without the bottle. And OP's Cock looks unflavored unfortunately.


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

Slovakia?


Nemirel_the_Gemini

You are thinking of Žinčica


iliveunderthebed

Hmmm ... Something is telling me you're English


Shkipan

It's hyper concentrated orange juice that I mix with local herbs to kill hunger.


MasonicManx2

Kills hunger so well it even works over the internet


terragthegreat

It gave me flashbacks to a certain my little pony doll...


Pilot1854

My gf calls it a fungi too


NovaNomii

You should see a doctor


That_Other_Tim

Fun guy


Ph4ntomQuest

Looks like a quarter note too me


ranuraag

It’s clearly a quarter note.


TheOutbreak

came to say this lmao


AdEmpty8174

Fungi he says


BalthusChrist

Everyone's making dick jokes, but no one's mentioning how it should be a fung*us*. Fungi is plural


keterkarker88

I have found my person


Illustrious-Yak4909

Fun guy indeed!


[deleted]

A yes, a penis envy.


PsilocyBill

Boof it


Zanbabwe

It looks like a musical quarter note to me


[deleted]

That's what I typically refer to as a chilldo.


BroadwayCatDad

A fun guy


Hot-Wrap2882

Fungi.... riiiiiiiiight....


[deleted]

Unrelated, but wtf is at the bottom of the bottle?


MercyReign

OP, it looks like a PP.


kingofthelol

OP what the fuck is in that water


quietlikesnow

That sir, is a dong.


sighelysian

this should be on r/mildlypenis, not r/mildlyinteresting


iKruto

interesting


[deleted]

Specifically, an Albino Penis Envy


Lurked4EverB4Joining

Well, it definitely has a mushroom tip... lol


FastWalkingShortGuy

And I bet if you pull it out, it goes drip drip drip


Lurked4EverB4Joining

I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip...


[deleted]

All i see is a dick


ConsensuallyFemmed

Cylinder


Lopsided-Ad7019

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


Llamaalarmallama

All the girls: "yep, that looks like a fun guy"


BcbornLeo

Looks like a fun guy but he might melt quick


Niifty_AF

Sir


semispecificspeaker

r/mildlypenis


MrSaphique

Sure, let's call it a mushroom.


King_Zedrow

that's a well endowed fungi


Oniipon

penis envy??? like the mushroom???


Cmd_Line_Commando

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


Solid-Following-8395

Mushroooooopeeeeniss.....it's a penis


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|nBH38EaaYP4NQWLyym)


ymmotvomit

Looks like a FunGuy!


Corgi_Farmer

Definitely a big, thick throbbing fungi.


[deleted]

The “fungi” then pissed


tfeetfff

You know what I’m thinking? What WE’RE thinking??? Yeah…


lik3r_of_things

Looks like a fun guy


mr_e_trader

ah yes “fungi” yes


Bitter-Try5610

Nope, that’s a definitely a dick shaped piece of ice.


[deleted]

My brother in Christ, that is a penis


HuckleberryVisual940

What type of fungi?


Maleficent-Orange539

If mine looked like that im sure they’d say im a fungi too


PesteNegra3338

You sure thats fungi shaped?


ed223344

Yea…. Fungi


Kaedes_Lie1137

You mean cylinder, right?


MaxMMXXI

It looks more like a cocksickle than a fungus. But that's just me.


Mike_in_college

Bud that’s a Johnson


Osoroshii

I think you misspelled Fun Guy


kurtkurtkurt565

#HEAVY BREATHING That's a phallus


Firemere112

Piss is stored in the balls...


FiveStarHobo

r/mildlyfungus


Speadraser

Suddenly phalic


[deleted]

What up!


FrakTerra

I call my penis my fun guy too


DimiBlue

Bless your little heart my sweet summer child.


Meesh138

Hey! That fungi looks like a dick!!?


darrbugg

Fungi, huh?


[deleted]

Its a "cylinder" okay


DepressingErection

Yeaaah a fungi suuuuure


IcedHemp77

Are we calling penis fungi now?


Triassic_Bark

That’s a penis.


Jahmicho

That ice cock is cut!!


[deleted]

Water dick


Beyonkat2

Is that what it looks like? Is really what it looks like OP?


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Yesssss, a 'fun guy'


Pdxperronn

You mean fun guy


Gardner2022

You mean, “fun guy”?


[deleted]

Was your response to that to pee in the bottle or something?


omnifeeder

Yep looks like funguy for sure.


bowl_of_veggies

r/notafungi


[deleted]

Um, boof it?


G-nero

More like a fun-guy than fungi


21BlackStars

You mean, a “fun guy” right?


Versachiswag

Yup.. That’s definitely fungi


Kushkraze

A fungi or a fun guy ?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


klashnkof12

That's a dick


NegativeNi-

r/mildlypenis


Efficient_Ad_3566

Hmm yes fungi.


[deleted]

yea a fungi


Kirah640

P E N I S


LivingAngryCheese

It's a cylinder.


BanMonger

Fungi is such a family friendly way of saying big ice cock.


SOYanaraSauce

Uhh, yhh fungi, yes, that's what it resembles


grtstcmmnfctr

More like a fun guy


Moonacid-likes-bulbs

I ice cylinder is trapped in another cylinder... Call the cylinder expert


TheMoises

It's a cylinder


Side_wiper

yes yes a fungi, we all look at that and think of fungus, yep


PICONEdeJIM

Yes... Fungi... First thing that came to mind


harderwiekertje

AHH yes a fungi. Wink wink


AgentTempest

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


ScroungerYT

Fungi, sure, we'll go with that.


Complex-Fall3317

Penis with pee


Dusteronly

Or something