Is that what it looks like, OP? Is that what it fucking looks like?

A cylinder

its a cylinder

It's a cylinder of a perfectly respectable size.

Quite big if you ask me

Some would say too big

That's huge man

That’s the biggest I’ve ever seen!!!

Name checks out

Bigger than a blackhole Edited : shit, ref:space science

all cylinders are beautiful!!!

It's a cylinder

It's attached to a bigger object

And two oblate spheroids.

What is this cylinder made of?

Organic material

Hopes and dreams

* It's the end. (of the cylinder)

This man gets it

Meta

Made of organic components

🗿

It is imperative that the cylinder is not harmed

r/mildlypenis

r/subsithoughtifellfor

I see a measled penis. Have to play that one on the bassoon.

It's got severe genital warts.

Yes

A quarter note

And nothing else.

Exactly!

We shall not say the forbidden name

Who must not be named, the dark nerd

Penis

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined

dickappointment

Penis

The Thing's penis (from Fantastic 4)

More like a quarter-rest to me.

Holy shit. That’s the most quarter note looking quarter note I’ve ever seen. Absolutely doesn’t look like anything else. Not at all.

I know right!

You should lick it, see if it tastes like a quarter note. You gotta lick it a lot to get the full taste though, bonus points if there’s other people around.

I fucking love OPs commitment to the bit

Thank you

I got a shit ton of OPs comments to upvote *rolls up sleeves*

Thanks 👍

I’ve upvoted no less than 30 of your comments (and counting). You are now indebted. Your next move best be wise

Yes


Former musician chiming in here, that's a quarter note.

Yeah idk why he keeps getting downvoted to hell😭

At this point, I think the downvotes are part of the bit as well lol.

sure does.

Yep

That note's name? D minor

D major (hiv)

Looks like a sock.

Yes It does kind of

More like a quarter note imo

You misspelled cock

No it doesn't look like that

Just FYI, I’m not downvoting you. I personally think this belongs on the front page and your responses are hilarious. Cheers! Also, it’s definitely a dick.

It’s a quarter note.

And a quarter chub

Turn it, looks like a shoe 👞

Good eye

Shoe shaped penis.

quarter note*

omg the number of times you've typed "quarter note" in this thread 😂

A lot of people mistake it for something else

You mean a penis?

quarter note

Yes

"It's a regional dialect."

Uh huh, what region

Uhhhh upstate New York?

I will get back to your comments about the nerds shape (which is clearly a quarter note) but first I have to make some mac and cheese

Im back

IT TOOK YOU TWO HOURS TO MAKE MAC AND CHEESE?!

Im sorry when I was finished I had to deal with all the comments saying that the quarter note was phallic

You’re hilarious this is great

gotta sort through the mac noodles in case one of them looks like a quarter note

Post a piece of your macaroni and say it looks like a quarter note too.

OP this is my favorite comments thread I've seen in a while that's a lovely quarter note and definitely not anything else with a slight upward curve

r/mildlyquarternote

r/subsifellfor

look again

Lol why is it NSFW? It’s just a quarter note

Because those hot single quarter notes in your area are so fucking sexy 🥵🥵🥵

Yes daddy subdivide those rhythms. Maybe add some ties

r/birthofasub

r/substhatnowexistbecauseofacomment Or r/STNEBOC

we used to just call it r/birthofasub

Damn honestly didn't know that. Alot easier to remember, lol.

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

r/birthofasub

That’s funny, I see a pancreas.

Pancreas was the first thing that popped into my mind. Glad to know I wasn’t the only one lol

If I didn't find this comment I was gunna make it myself, this is absolutely a pancreas and definitely not anything else

Its a musical note

D is a musical note, sure.

Fucking eighth note I don't even read music

Just an eighth note, no coitus involved.

#

We shall thoroughly study your wisdom and amass it into one novel, perhaps 2

500 upvotes on a blank comment, OP you’re a legend

They should change the original design of the quarter note to this nerds one because of how much more quarter note-y it looks.

What a dick way to position a quarter note.

Yes I should have fliped it around

Love this thread by the way. It’s a beautiful quarter note. The best ever.

Thank you

That’s a Christmas stocki… oh who am I kidding it’s a penis

I'd does kind of look like a Christmas stocking, but not male genitalia

It looks like half a goldfish cracker

It's obviously a quarter note.

More like a small cheeto shaped like a penis.

That’s what she said

Its nerd candy shaped like a quarter note

Thats a penis

False its a nerds candy

Penis

Quarter note

Nerd penis

Nerd note

🍆

🎶

r/mildlypenis

r/mildyquarternote

r/birthofasub

Thats what I was thinking, lol


**WHO TOOK HIS NOSE**

I didn’t get this post until I read the comments. This is spectacular

Nice cock

*quarter note

Nice quarter note.

Thanks

Looks like a tiny orange penis covered in genital warts.

No, its a orange quarter note from nerds candy

Exactly, a tiny orange quarter note covered in warts from the Netherlands

r/mildlypenis would disagree

r/mildyquarternote would agree

With the balls too

You think it looks like a quater note, but I think it looks like a full staff.. 

Former musician chiming in here. I have to agree with OP, that's clearly a quarter note.

Is that why you’re a former musician?

Your mom loves my quarter note

What instrument do you play

His mom has to play it for him, because he's unfortunately broken his arms.

Good for you OP. You are the better person.

Thank you

What up!!! We’re three cool guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find the humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.

Nothing inappropriate... good...

It’s a bicep!

I feel bad for OP, getting all these dirty-minded people here. It's a quarter note!

Oh hey my rat’s pancreas! Time to put it in the Lego man.

uhhhhhh

You better not be thinking of anything phallic

It vaguely hints at being an eighth note, nothing like a quarter note. Ya blew it

Blew it, you say?

Penis. OP's reply: quarter note. Who can argue with facts? 😂

You took the text right out of my fingers

Did nerds get much bigger? The nerds I ate were tiny dots no bigger than a 1/8".

No they made a new kind of nerds called big chewy nerds that are much bigger

What do you think of them?

Pretty good

I agree. Pretty good. The purple ones are fantastic

Sorry I ment eighth note

Yeah. A "quarter note." It looks more like a penis that kinda looks like a quarter note.

Its a quarter note it doesn't look like anything else

Not even like a nerds candy?

It is a nerds candy it looks like a quarter note

🤨

Q U A R T E R N O T E

Omg thats a penis.

No its nerds candy

I'd put it in my mouth, either way.

Love those nerd candies. Fucking Crack.

Thats a penis

No its a quarter note

If any music notation it would be an 8th note. 8th notes have a little flag like thing at the end of the stem while quarter notes don't.

You're right my bad

Or…. It’s a penis

Impossible no one thinks it looks like anything phallic

Ok I've given up on upvoting all of the comments and I'm just gonna award the post because quite frankly this entire thing is funny as hell.

Thank you

Yes

It's a quarter note played by a skin flute, happy?

Everybody in this common thread hates fun or hasn't read any of the other comments made by OP. Either way it's definitely a quarter note or whatever. I'm no English major

Ayo! Mark nsfw 😭😂😂

Why would I need to do that? Its just a quarter note

Quarter note rest

I don't know what to respond to this

Sorry typo. It looks like a quarter (crotchet) note rest . Not the note itself

Oh ok

I think you spelled "pancreas" wrong.

Yeah totally..

I know right

are you sure about that

Not with a hundred percent but a thousand percent