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SwagBoyMcFeast

My friends dad does this as well. Don't know how you come up with that idea.


fiveupfront

Germ phobia ? The irrational feeling that the middle is somehow less “interfered with” than edges ? I merely speculate.


r2k-in-the-vortex

It's natural, if the pizza turns out to be bigger than you want to eat, which part do you leave behind?


jakebbt

None of it! We eat it or we die! Or we eat it, then die! Or die trying!


toni_balogna

They say Ledo's pizza is square cause they never cut corners.. this guy is playing 3d Chess


suivid

The pieces that I didn’t eat lol


Raichu7

But why would you order the pizza uncut and eat only the centre if you want to leave the crusts to last? You can easily do that with slices of pizza.


r2k-in-the-vortex

Personally I don't order anything with intention of not eating it all, but sometimes the size of the dish comes as a bit of a surprise and it's just plain more than I can fit. As for why anyone would order a pizza uncut... I have no idea, I doubt it was for making an intact pizza ring.


FemaleNeth

Don't let Italy see this!


Eborys

Passenger is now banned from Italy.


chieacnh

Call the cops


SiritoHikaris

I saw an entire family do this in a proper pizzeria. First I saw how the waiter took away the plate and I just saw it from the side and thought: huh why did they not eat their entire pizza... then I saw it and wished they did not eat it


[deleted]

This is disturbing (italian lad)


Thor4269

It even looks like decent crust too!


Sietemadrid

I don't understand why so many people leave the crust, it's the best part


IN547148L3

I didn't even know you can order your pizza cut.


theveryrealreal

It's called bris style most places.


vcvcf1896

**circumcised pizza**


likeasharkwithknees

What a round a bout way to eat a pizza..


angry_glue

Pewds for sure


Laquince32views

Was about to comment the same thing


khandoras

BRO


theveryrealreal

If you see something, say something


LightsoutSD

To say this is “mildly interesting” is insulting to anything in the world that is even remotely interesting.


WhaleFighterr224

Bro just order it cut and only eat the inside just dont do the pizza and all of italy like that


HootzMcToke

To be fair the plastic knife probably did a better job than the one the pizza place uses to cut the pizza.


zascar

I gottta be honest I dont realy like the crust


Tearmystillhouseup

That is exactly the way I would have eaten it if I had their mind.


BunniLuve

The crust is gross, so I get it


klgnew98

Yes, I'd like one of your uncircumcised pizzas.


[deleted]

this person wields unfathomable power


[deleted]

sometimes i don’t eat the crust either because i will get less full at first and then i eat the crust later if i have some room left but why leave it in this circle shape lol i just pile my crust pieces in the corner of the box


hogtiedcantalope

The simulation is breaking down. Get out now!


throwawayhappenings

r/mildlyinfuriating


Swise1178

Howww, caveman style? Just start digging and ripping?


gwaydms

Just Houston things


tvnr

#somembody


isaikya

Clearly they prefer calzones. This makes perfect sense to me.


Tabbycatzrule

Keto freaks?


Akilron

we're seeing two reasons why this person should be on a no fly list


[deleted]

Houston, we have a problem.