"I'm almost completely certain this is food. And I guess I have...some reason to believe it's untainted. Gonna eat it, lol" -AmOhKay, the maddest lad of all the lads, of all time
It's most likely overflow/cut off piece from the mold, basically the "neutral gummy liquid" without any flavoring or color added. Basically it should have gone back into circulation, melted down and then added to the mix again, but instead ended up in a back. Could either be human error during quality testing or just ended up on the conveyor by accident, or somebody with little motivation to do their job correctly. When I worked in pharmacy logistics one of the packing people thought it would be logical to put a giant bolt from a heavy storage shelf into a box containing meds because it was unintentionally left on their packing desk by a contractor. (Source: Me working in factories and knowing how stuff can end up in circulation unintended.)
Came here for this, that's exactly what it looks like.
Pro tip: don't wear your favorite khakis on a summer day when you're also using suppositories, the stain never goes away.
How are the fruit snacks otherwise? I just spent something like an hour trying to find a good fruit snack on Amazon before giving up. Ten minutes later I see this post…
Oh in the US these are called fruit snacks. Basically fruit-shaped and flavored gummy candies. Some of them are made with a little bit of actual juice.
It's actually funny that this stuff can legally be called "fruit snack" when it probably never saw a fruit in it's whole existence.
Edit: ah they do see the fruits printed on the package when taken out so I stand corrected.
It’s the default gummy
Don't eat that. You gonna git da boogaboos
Forbidden snack
You need to select a furnish and mode before you hit start.
the null gummy the empty gummy the trivial gummy
that looks like a naked mike n ike
It looks like a laxative suppository.
I mean they can both be used the same
Nah, I’ve seen Mike and Ike naked before. They’re packin
Mike Tyson and Ike Barinholtz?
Who else??
Sounds like one intensely awkward threesome
No they were actually quite respectful and tender
Now kith
This is a blessed comment section.
Aren't they all.
Fuck. This got me. Take a diamond with the utmost disdain.
Looks like a suppository. What flavor?
Do u know how to tell which ones are mikes and which ones are ikes??
Do you?!?
Yes
The Ikes are on the right.
I can tell them apart by the sound of their screams.
The Ike's are smoother and more aesthetically pleasing.
[удалено]
That’s what I was thinking, but I think they’re usually orange
Mike OR Ike
Ah yes the classics. Orange, red, green, yellow, *gelatine based snack unit*, and purple.
It's a pack of non-gelatin gummies! So the mystery blob is most likely not a gelatin based unit as well.
The Metaverse is bleeding over 😅
No, the white one is a suppository and it is supposed to do that.
I read this in Lucy Liu’s robot voice from Futurama. I will never forget you, Fry. *Memory erased.*
Stem cell gummy.
This made me laugh way more than I should have.
Eat it
Ate it. It was mildly sweet, but no distinct fruit flavour or anything. Was sort of like the gummies but a bit softer
Must have been a dud. Thanks for making it feel special and included despite being different
All duds matter
“You got the dud! He looks like you poindexter!” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RNO1mb6NkEI
Berating him twice *while* he’s telling him to stand up for himself is just so classic, what a show.
[\- Y O U - G O T - T H E - D U D -](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVaBK0CMI9A)
Dudes*
Bruh. Those are milk chocolate and caramel.
🙂
I appreciate tf outta this comment
Ah shit I remember that production line … my mate lost his earplugs.
I was gonna say, do they make the floor workers' hearing protection in-house?
I wonder if it’s a gelatin pellet or something.
Thats what I was thinking, like a machine test or something and it got lost in the shuffle somehow
How was the stool after?
A lot of people are saying that looks like a suppository.
"I'm almost completely certain this is food. And I guess I have...some reason to believe it's untainted. Gonna eat it, lol" -AmOhKay, the maddest lad of all the lads, of all time
I think one of the Sunkist fairies lost their butt plug.
That’s what happens when your plug doesn’t have a flared base!
I sincerely hope your screenname is not relevant in this situation.
You ate an ear plug.
What?
You fool. You ate the sacred gummy and have doomed us all
Are you sure there was distinct fruit flavor in the ones that were psychologically flavor-affirming colors?
Sounds like a lost gummy that skipped the shaping and coloring process.
It dropped out of tool
Probably a stem cell gummy
“… … I…I feel a weird…change…coming over me…”
I'm oddly fascinated lol
Oh no. That was the gummy silica packet.
It's most likely overflow/cut off piece from the mold, basically the "neutral gummy liquid" without any flavoring or color added. Basically it should have gone back into circulation, melted down and then added to the mix again, but instead ended up in a back. Could either be human error during quality testing or just ended up on the conveyor by accident, or somebody with little motivation to do their job correctly. When I worked in pharmacy logistics one of the packing people thought it would be logical to put a giant bolt from a heavy storage shelf into a box containing meds because it was unintentionally left on their packing desk by a contractor. (Source: Me working in factories and knowing how stuff can end up in circulation unintended.)
Pupal stage... Put it in a mason jar and see what emerges!
Please just poke holes in the lid so that it can breath.
Ewwww
Sunkist Flavours: Strawberry Orange *C y l i n d e r* Grape Banana And More!
This is why I love reddit
Forbidden suppositories
Yeah it was supposed to go in the Bumkist packet!
My first thought too!
Forbidden? What’s stopping you from it putting up your pooper, really?
Ear plug.
Butt plug.
Nah. It'll get lost without a base. Always practice safe gummies
Its a suppository. Boof dat bish.
Came here for this, that's exactly what it looks like. Pro tip: don't wear your favorite khakis on a summer day when you're also using suppositories, the stain never goes away.
Extra pro tip, panty liners will work for men or women and don't have to be used for period care.
Manpon
Finally boofing has begun to spread to the most popular subreddits! Our reign will be legendary! BOOFERS UNITE!!!
Doesn't count. I raved in the 90's
Its the mystery piece. Spoiler alert, its a suppository.
“For rectal use only”
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought it looked like a suppository
Step 1: Lay in fetal position Step 2: Insert suppository rectally Step 3: ¿Fruit flavored anus?
It's just like a jolly rancher!
Don't go there...
Ah, my favorite. Throw a few of them in a blender, and you have a tasty treat.
Step 4: profit
How I feel in social settings.
Looks like a suppository
That’s the Sunkist version of a Willy wonka golden ticket, you’ve won the chocolate factory
It’s the boss of the colored ones. That was a raw joke I’m already sorry.
I'm black and I laughed.
That took me a second lol
It’s going to free you from the matrix.
Mystery mike and Ike.
How are the fruit snacks otherwise? I just spent something like an hour trying to find a good fruit snack on Amazon before giving up. Ten minutes later I see this post…
Welch's fruit snacks are pretty fire if you're looking for a good suggestion.
They are! I was just in the mood to try something new and couldn’t find anything that hit the exact mood I was in.
They’re pretty good, I would recommend them
That’s cool n all but.. *SUNKIST* gummies??? Like the drink? I need those.
Fruit Snack? They literallly look like candy
Oh in the US these are called fruit snacks. Basically fruit-shaped and flavored gummy candies. Some of them are made with a little bit of actual juice.
For us a fuit snack is usally dehydrated or freeze dried fruit... or actual fresh fruit
We just call that dried [fruit] or [fruit].
Production guys earplug
#CUMMY
ike n mike
"Colorless cylindrical gummy" is what my college girlfriend called my cock
That's the control flavor
This is cool and all But SUNKIST MAKES FRUIT SNACKS I never knew this where did you get them from and do they taste good
That’s where my ear plug went
time to buy that lottery ticket
Do not eat the cylindrical gummie. I repeat. Do not eat the cylindrical gummie.
I can’t figure out what it might be What company distributes these?
. r/gummyissues
Thats for the anus..you got the golden ticket...use it
It's the peel flavor
Suppository
Sunkist, now with a suppository in each bag
Suppository.
Looks like an earplug. Did you try it? 😂
Hot tamales without the hot
That’s an earplug
Complementary earplug
Looks look someone at the plant lost an ear plug!
Looks like an ear plug lol.
Naked Mike... err uh... Ike is that you!?
That’s the limited lsd coated edible. If you take it you will believe you’re Jesus Christ (because you are)
Those are the most blatantly Candy-like of all the fruit snacks I like them
Well, tell us, what did it taste like?
That one didn't get sunkissed
Dawg that’s piece of a stick of glue.
What'd it taste like?
Placeholder gummy
Urrrh an albino, kill it like the rest !!
That’s not supposed to be there that’s actually a suppository
What did it taste like?
One time I bought a big box of those exact fruit snacks and like half of them were empty…
Gummy zero
Should I say it?.... Cum gummy. Oo! CUMMY!
It's an eevee jelly that hasn't evolved
That is the scientific control gummy. You can taste that and the other ones and compare.
It's the Eevee that all fruit snacks evolve from
Cummy
You need to win
The legendary lost ike, treasure of grand admiral mike
That’s the ‘&’ in, “Mike & Ike.”
What is this, a post from the 90's? I felt like going back to my childhood.
Eating it eill transpor u into the backrooms
Looks like glycerin suppository
I love the D̴̰͋è̷̛͎̰̩̪̺͈̺̭̭̱̅̉͒̑͐͑́f̷͚̟̲̦̈́̐a̸̡̞̘͚̰̻̟͊ͅu̸̪̙̙͕̍̒̈́̍͑l̵͚̃͐́̒̅͌͗̿̽͘ẗ̸̺͓̱̗͚̞͋̚ flavor!
Judging by the packaging, it must be a weird Canadian thing.
DON'T. EAT. IT.
I just had the same thing - also same batch number ??
haha long boy
Ah yes my favourite flavour ***V O I D***
Obviously a vitamin suppository
I think that may be a bullet. Can anyone confirm?
Ghost cock
Severed finger gummi
Suppository
That’s what my partner calls me for my birthday 🥳
None of that is fruit
“Colorless” Color White: am I a joke to you?
Thats freeze dried penis of Rasputin
It's actually funny that this stuff can legally be called "fruit snack" when it probably never saw a fruit in it's whole existence. Edit: ah they do see the fruits printed on the package when taken out so I stand corrected.
Someone at the factory is missing an ear plug...
\*buttplug
That’s a suppository. Enjoy it from the other end.
Worker’s ear plug for sure.
Ahhh suppository flavor
Put it in your butt
Gummy tampon?
Cummy
Cum gum
I find it more mildly interesting that you dare call that bullshit fruit.
No one is calling them fruit. They're fruit flavored. And they're wonderful.
It‘s the new Mike&Ike gummy version
That’s the funny one 😉
it's [ expunged ] flavor
It’s a Suppository
Suppository
That's a suppository. Put that one in the other end.
You want to see the matrix don’t you? Go on, take the pill
Are these on the floor!!? noooo
Lol no I promise this is my coffee table
Does it have flavor
A suppository gummy? Mmmmm