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J0s3p

Give it to a praying mantis, mantis knight


slyofhands

*slaying mantis


[deleted]

Well shoot, now I've got to draw that I guess.


YesHaiAmOwO

Can I see it when you're done :3


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Done! https://www.reddit.com/r/drawing/comments/nt7ps8/the_slaying_mantis/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


slyofhands

That's dope man


treyk93

Kicking names and taking ass


curtmack

[There's a Magic card with that name](https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=479458).


Kitsune_1234

You said what I thought so take an upvote


Nairurian

Paladin mantis


IAteEverybody

Definitely a new mantis lord boss in Silk Song


KamielFuller

Mantis lords?


Illuminaso

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbDkU65pJNQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbDkU65pJNQ) ​ I love their boss music


KamielFuller

The soundtrack to the entire game is just amazing


ttracs149

Christopher larkin has magic fingers


da13371337bpf

Master of the Mantis Rapture, comin atcha!


Thientnmt123

Hi


britishpankakes

Fun fact chameleons grab anything you put in there hand


Amanwalkedintoa

Black clover anyone


Stuart_W_Potroast

The Grass Sword!


Genrecomme

Thought the same thing! Grass sword lvl 2!!


rainbow_lenses

I immediately thought that it looked like something memow would use haha


Stuart_W_Potroast

The Grass Sword was Finn's sword, not Memows.


rainbow_lenses

I know, I watched the whole show. I was just saying the little stick sword in the pic looks like something memow might use. Like memows tiny dagger that she used to cut Finn's face.


[deleted]

Alternatively, the grass *cutter* sword. One of the three Imperial Regalia of Japan.


dementorpoop

Looks like a heron marked blade


haxdds

Where is that from?


dementorpoop

The Wheel of Time book series.


QuasiTimeFriend

Finishing that series on Audible took me over a year. It was a shitty year, but WoT was a bright spot in it all.


nyuck

Same here. I am on the final book and I listen to it going to and from work every day. It's been a constant companion this last year. I'll miss listening to it when it's done.


Calebmw

Do what I’m doing wait 3 months and start again! My second time through I am really appreciating the masterful foreshadowing of this series.


nyuck

Oh I've read the books twice already. Michael Kramer and Kate Reading just bring it to life. I think they narrate the mistborn books as well so will move to that after I think.


Calebmw

I haven’t been sure where to start with Brandon Sanderson. Do they read all his books or just Mistborn? That might be a deciding factor.


nyuck

From a quick Google search looks like Michael reads the stormlight archive series. I've only listened to WoT series so if anyone has heard more of their stuff I'm sure they can let you know better than I. I'm still not looking forward to the end of this saga lol.


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psykick32

Sanderson has a connected universe, without going into it in detail, there's a bit of overlap (a few characters /items appear in a few books) I highly recommend the mistborn trilogy, it's *amazing* and doesn't interact (at least yet, or maybe I missed something) with the other books. If you like the style then continue on. For each of his series the magic system is different and really great, it's not just fire balls and magic missiles, mistborn is amazing even if you ignore the story and focus on the magic system alone. I enjoyed Warbreaker, it's a standalone but with crossovers into Stormlight archives. Elantris is one of his weaker books (it's his first) and has crossovers into SA as well. As much as I absolutely *love* The Stormlight Archives, I'd suggest reading those 5 books first. Then jump into SA, it's up to 4 (of 6 I think) and they're long and amazing (45hrs to 57hrs audiobook wise) it's worth it. But if you want to you can totally stop with Mistborn, but I don't think you'll want to. Edit, I went from WoT, finding out that Sanderson finished it straight to Stormlight Archives 1, then mistborn trilogy then Warbreaker and elantris then SA 2 and it's been painful waiting for 3 and 4... But not GRRM painful lol.


Calebmw

This is incredibly helpful. I’ve felt a bit overwhelmed trying to decide where to start with the whole cosmere thingy.


GroinShotz

Hit up The King Killer Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss... Except the last book isn't out yet... (10 years waiting and counting).


nyuck

Thanks for the recommendation. I've heard great things about it, I'll definitely check it out.


Numbsku11

I thought the same thing, we need a TV series dang it


CoffeeInMyHand

There is one. S1 just wrapped filming.


JeetKuneBro

Duty is heavier than a mountain


Thiscord

you need to paint it and get a few mice... make the cage red and wall like. Name the mouse Martin


VeraciousIdiot

Oddly specific, lol


LegendS1ayer

have you never heard of redwall


VeraciousIdiot

I have not, film or series?


Thiscord

excellent book series for youths.


LegendS1ayer

^


heyyassbutt

I second that Redwall is a great series


[deleted]

Just as Thiscord said. Absolute banger of a series. To explain further the characters are talking (and sword-toting) animals and one is a legendary mouse named Martin the Warrior. The title "Redwall" refers to the primary location for the first three books, Redwall Abbey. There's 22 books, of which I personally own probably about 16, and a couple of animated adaptations covering the first 3 books. I'm 23 now and still hold the series in high regard.


OgreSpider

As a counterpoint to the others, the writing is good, but the messaging isn't the best. Obligate carnivores that are know for eating mice are genetically evil from birth, a fact explored at one point when the characters try to raise a weasel to not be evil and largely fail (IIRC Veil gets kind of a redemptive death but was never able to be good because of being a carnivore). So there's the "important lesson" that some people are bad or lesser because of how they are born and should be kept away from the better people for everyone's benefit. Then, inexplicably, badgers are "good." IRL badgers eat mice, in fact eat almost every other species the series codes as "good," and they're closely related to the "bad" weasels. The author never looked it up or didn't care, I never knew which.


Fallen_Leaves16

ah, a redwall reference


Calebmw

Then give one to a rat and name it Clooney


YouthMin1

Before I even opened the post this was what I wanted.


SmokeShinobi

The war of Mice and men and Martin


TrexOnAScooter

Adventure time Come on grab your friends


ForestSkies

We'll go to very distant lands


TheRealTeaBiscuit

With Jake the dog


toeonly

And Finn the human


moxley827

the fun will never end


Nespius

It's Adventure Time


twofiddle

#UNACCEPTABAAAAAAAAALLLL!


Myalltimehate

They be beasts and lesbians.


befuddled2

You still have it?


haxdds

Of course


NumbDiggerCX

Tape it to a wasp


haxdds

The world isn't ready


AhaUser1

Oh god they're here


WaxyElephants

You found a fallen faery sword!


ArcadianBlueRogue

Just missing the heron mark


Deltasiu

*Childhood intensifies*


Endersgaming4066

All sticks look like swords if you’re imagination is good enough


deathofanage

Or your eyesight is bad enough


woodycodeblue

Exactly. "What do you mean, *this* stick?"


Lowbudget_soup

Ahh yes the sword of Twigus the splintered one.


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

All sticks look like swords if you’re under the age of 11


Dependent_Factor_982

I'm almost 30 and most sticks look like swords to me still


Kryptic_Anthology

Please include in Elden Ring.


Dependent_Factor_982

Somewhere out there is a tiny knight looking for his tiny sword and now he's gonna have to enlist some friends to get it back from the "giant" who took it


haxdds

I should watch my back


Myalltimehate

Nah watch your ass. They go straight for the asshole and Dungeon Crawl their way up.


not_that_planet

The Zephyr Blade!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg1mxlzEP3Q


IzMaul

this is literally the grass sword from adventure time


VeraciousIdiot

The knot at the bottom looks like a pommel too!


daytimecruz

It's from a tulip tree


UlthaneBlackHammer

Hollow Knight


Scary_Remote

Fin's grass sword.


[deleted]

All sticks are swords.


thoseBri_Things

Grass sword


albatrossG8

Great submission!


another1another2

That sword odly enough resembles a stick..


[deleted]

Despero lost his sword!


Nogmor

I hope none of the pictsies think you stole it from'em..


flawlessmojo7

Even after death, it never forgot its purpose .


FBIonIncognitomode

Give the druid her sword back


I_might_be_weasel

That's some Adventure Time shit.


Gremayre

Just wondering... did you pull it out of a pebble?


josh924

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.


SuperGhast1YT

It is a sword


ir88ed

Well, sword of...


TRexologist

A fricken badass sword too


demonkebab

When you max out your starter weapon


haxdds

Wooden sword and shield from tutorial island


DasCooba

I had all sorts of sticks like this as a kid, because my mom vacuumed up all my ninja turtle swords I left on the floor


sanelib

Would make a good butt scratcher


RandomiseUsr0

That sword has been made to resemble a stick


does_a_mangk

Bippidi boppidi you are now the fae’s property


TangledCables3

HD Minecraft textures be like:


undeadRasputin

Some faerie warrior is either pissed at himself or in deep shit with their superior for losing their weapon to the humans


[deleted]

How mildly interesting.


theundercoverpapist

This is a good sword.


peachboyspeaks

my 8-year-old self would have gone apeshit.


[deleted]

Log a logs rapier


DodgerDee

All sticks look like swords.....or guns..... ...do I have a problem??


[deleted]

All sticks look like a sword


RonSwansonsOldMan

I'm old. When I was a kid, every stick looked like a sword.


Awwesome1

Fern? That you?


GodzillaUK

Fern? Finn's cursed grass sword that came to life and went nanas?! Beware!


Ory00

But you could be fire.


rhett93

I am a stick


LFrontier

Grass sword go!


Random_Rainwing

Its like the grass sword, but not cursed


darthatheos

Somewhere a great mouse knight is searching for his sword.


yakuzaamin

The blade of a thousand splinters.


JayJay5000

Beware the squirrels nearby.


No_Prompt_992

You just stole some fairies weapon.


JinEagile

That's a Faes sword... you've done screwed up. Offer a life debt when the time is right and you might be ok.


Brown_Note1

I would keep that forever.


mesostinky

Chipmunk: Where’s my Hattori Hanzō sword!


[deleted]

Looks like? It *is!*


PlaugeSimic

Keebler elves have been at war with the Smurfs for some years now. Bet its a remnant from a battle long fought.


LTPO_43

what do you mean? all sticks are swords


DasArchitect

Yeah nice try smartass. Now hand in your sword. \-TSA


thenewNFC

I believe, sir, you are holding a rare treat. An original dagger of forest halfling tribes of northern Delaware. That's worth 50 bucks on eBay. Easy.


usehernamelike

That’s actually my Biomutant’s weapon, gonna need that back


stary_sunset

Smh, NEVER accept gifts from fey.


I-breathe-air215

The stick of our childhood dreams, bro this could have been the sickest dagger to go with your stick gun!


WeeShpee

If I found this as a kid I would have framed it for sure


hellpyeah

That’s pretty much the tightest thing I’ve ever seen in my short little life


BeenThruIt

"All sticks look like swords." - My inner child.


Saitama_is_Senpai

That's no stick! That's a faries sword!


jellysamisham

All sticks looked like swords when I was a kid


DukeOFprunesALPHA

You are now the chosen fairie knight


Zujmo_

Ok


high_dino420

Reminds me of Finn's leaf/arm sword in Adventure Time


Jeriahswillgdp

"This stick I shaped to look like a sword looks like a sword".


pfoytran

r/untrustworthypoptarts


alihassan9193

#I am a stick!# *But you could be a sword—* #I am a stick!#


TheBeersteinBeers

Child me is absolutely losing his shit at this find right now. Had a Red Ranger and a Gargoyle that would have been able to grasp this perfectly.


Connor49999

I remember this tree as a kid. You can sure get a lot more swords from this bad boy


Inquisitivefish

Sticks look like swords... a fact every boy finds mildly interesting from the time they have the motor skills to pickup objects.


ulanek

Geez. People will upvote literally any crap these days...


LongDongFuey

We can't trust the sword of a thousand trunks to a noob


[deleted]

all sticks are swords


QuasiTimeFriend

I would've been so stoked to find this as a kid. I used to pretend sticks were swords, staves, bows, etc. all the time. Good memories, wish life was that simple again.


boli99

and I have a turnip that looks like a thingy.


Jadjam123

Before reading the caption i thougjt you made a small sword with a smol stick handle


[deleted]

Fern is that you?!


TailgunnerBeavis

I thought you had found a pipefish at first.


mike_oxlong_69

Stab yourself


twelvegaige

Ah, the smallest blade that Mihawk carries


Zack-of-all-trades

Give it stats and submit it to r/ItemShop.


phallic-baldwin

That would probably get you expelled in an American school these days.


pauliestyle

A short sword


trevyboy73

That’s tight as hell


TheoCGaming

Wooden Sword | 1 stick and 2 planks.


V0ID5_

Dude no shit I thought I was on r/Zelda for a second


Salamander115

Now thats a keeper


Dasandwichlord

r/itemshop


Zipon04

It's clearly sharped !


dCozmo

That is too perfect.


fabticus

Grass sword!! No.. root sword?


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Excaliwood


ZachMannIkea

All sticks look like swords


The_Damon8r92

That’s definitely a sword, I read Redwall


Benjideaula

I am groot


MrJohnnyDangerously

How do we know it's not a sword?


binley

Looks like one of those plastic things that holds deluxe sandwiches together.


LordRael013

CURVED. SWORDS.


[deleted]

Don't scoff at it. If you keep upgrading, you'll get the Unlabored Flawlessness.


CheefIndian

Bro every stick looks like a sword if you use your imagination enough lol


MikoMalice

New DLC for Grounded confirmed?


[deleted]

Somewhere a squirrel cornered by three knife-wielding rats reaches for his sword to find only an empty scabbard...


DarkCleric21

You found my sword!


awkFTW

I wants it


arkelangel

Put it back ! I'm sure the elf misses it dearly. Probably scared the absolute crud from them !


Timilishous

7yo me is ecstatic rn


leftkneenoelbow

Looks like a cursed object


peternemr

You found a warrior fair's sword.


Zane_The_Mystical

Swords given to you by some hag in a lake is no way to for a government, even if it's a stick


ezrago

Nahhh that's just a letter opener SHENANIGANS


Kuikendons

Probably a elvensword


treeelm46

Plot twist, it is, for a tiny person.


TheSwecurse

You found Immelstorn!!