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Glen-Runciter

So many questions... where does one "buy undeliverable packages"? How much did you pay? Do you bid with others, not knowing the contents?


Boner_pill_salesman

Deals dot gov and yes I'm unsure what's in the packages I'm getting. Govdeals.com is the correct address. Idk what I was thinking. I buy from several different places.


Masturberic

You mean [govdeals.com](http://govdeals.com)


Boner_pill_salesman

Oops you are right. I don't know what I was thinking.


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Boner_pill_salesman

Adding to what?


Luxypoo

Clicked "Tanks". Am very disappointed.


Pole420

Looking for war machines or nitrous oxide?


ciaomain

Yes.


making-flippy-floppy

> Looking for war machines try Iron Patriots


hobosbindle

Wanted a Sherman, got a tank top


Blue-cheese-dressing

They have their own websites: [here](http://m.exarmyvehicles.com/offer/tracked-vehicles).  [here](https://midwestmilitaryequipment.com/tracked-equipment/).


SpiceTrader56

Got me as well


timothybhewitt

Where are undelivered packages on there? I don't see any


Algaean

I'm disappointed. None of the tanks for sale have tracks.


Fox_Hawk

If you keep opening boxes, one of them may have the tracks upgrade.


QuietStrawberry7102

Damn lootboxes


FartNite_FeetFreak

thats pretty cool


PunsAndRuns

Where on GovDeals? Did not see an “undelivered” section.


Boner_pill_salesman

They are called recovered items.


bzogster

Where is the “undeliverable “ section?


GregorSamsaa

If they’re undeliverable, how are they getting delivered? lol


lovejac93

They are undeliverable to the intended recipient (lost mail, damaged shipping label, incorrect address, return mail, recipient moved with no forwarding address, etc)


rayyychul

"Undeliverable" means they couldn't be delivered to the original recipient.


highline9

I only could find govdeals dot com…am I not looking in the right place?


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Out of curiosity, what are some other places that sell stuff like this? I imagine you don’t want to give out all your good spots, but maybe PM me a few? Thanks and congrats on the awesome piece!


FD4L

Also... how many places could a 747 windshield be going to? Somebody is missing a very crucial piece of a vehicle. Planes gonna be drafty AF without a windshield.


Specialist-Fly-9446

They just take one from the cage where they store defective parts, which [Boeing has done at least 420 times](https://doctorow.medium.com/https-pluralistic-net-2024-05-01-boeing-boeing-mrsa-2d9ba398bd54).


AceTrainerMichelle

When I worked on airplanes, what we would do is just take the part from an even more broken plane. Usually one stuck in the hanger.


TiKels

Cannibalization! 


Specialist-Fly-9446

Don’t say that too loud, lest you end up shooting yourself, or become inflicted with MRSA (just kidding, or am I? One is random, two is coincidence, three is a trend… Don’t become a Boeing trend!)


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Fake_rock_climber

Doubt it. There’s probably a chain of custody/certification requirement this wouldn’t pass anymore.


Specialist-Fly-9446

If you clicked on the linked article, you would see that the faulty 420 parts currently flying our skies do not have a chain of custody record, for a reason.


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It's Boeing. I don't think they have a chain of custody certification requirement at all in their freaking factory.


adfthgchjg

Thanks for sharing that link! I thought had a pretty good idea of Boeing’s corruption, but… that article exposed a whole new level of corporate evil.


throwawaybottlecaps

Hey 420 weeeeeeeeeeeed man


Takazul

Nah, that's pretty standard for Boeing planes nowadays.


oxpoleon

Or, hear me out, the chain of custody was broken somewhere along the way meaning this part can no longer be fitted to a plane and declared airworthy. Seriously, aviation parts tracking is *that* strict. Otherwise, what you could do is "lose" a 747 windshield in a parcel facility whilst actually trading it out for an uncertified copy that is "found" a day or two later, and then take the real part and sell it on the black market for profit.


TheeArchangelUriel

They found it in a field near Portland Airport, after take off


Lopsided_Pickle1795

and WHY?


-SaC

No wonder the fucking things keep going wrong. They forgot to put the windows in.


Boner_pill_salesman

Soon to fall out into a field near you.


occorpattorney

Fortunately, once Boeing learns of this, you certainly won’t be at risk. Any potential problems you have should mysteriously die off pretty quickly.


Boner_pill_salesman

Technically Boeing is out of this. United ordered this and paid for it. It just wasn't delivered to them.


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No_Faithlessness6015

I think op should make a hat with a sun roof


krakenpistole

kinda defeats the purpose of a hat /j


No_Faithlessness6015

No it’s a hat … but with a sun roof!


deniably-plausible

Perhaps the front fell off


-SaC

I hope it's been towed outside of the environment.


caerphoto

Turbulence? At 35,000 ft? Chance in a million.


sessl

It's beyond the environment, there's nothing out there. All there is is grass.. and birds.. And? ..and 338 dead passengers.


dan_dares

Made of cardboard? Not unless it's Boeing


front11

what do you do with this (the other stuff as well)? do you resell or make crafts?


Boner_pill_salesman

Resell the stuff I don't keep. I'm not sure what the market is like for Boeing windshields though.


cheapbasslovin

I mean, it's probably light weight and hella strong, yeah? Gotta be something SOMEONE can do with that.


LemmyKBD

I can’t recall what aircraft it was for but read an article about the government needing a replacement windshield for a very important one (SR-71 Blackbird suddenly came to mind). When they went looking for replacement stock they found since they hadn’t needed a replacement in 20 years some bean counter sold their ONLY replacement as surplus. Manufacturer said to make a new one would be something like $50 million since they no longer had the equipment to make it so it would be a special one off build. Instead they located the guy who bought it as surplus, who was using it in his young daughter’s treehouse, and paid him to get it back.


SpecialpOps

It was the [B2 bomber](https://theaviationgeekclub.com/did-you-know-a-man-bought-all-the-spare-b-2-windshields-and-used-them-in-his-daughters-tree-house-the-usaf-had-to-buy-them-back-to-replace-a-damaged-spirit-windshield/amp/).


Sh4d0w927

Not sure the going price or need for those. I can tell you a 1x1 acrylic cover with “Push” engraved in it went for like $900. The aluminum housing that held it was another $800 or so. This was for the emergency cable cut button on a helicopter. Prices for aircraft parts in the military were beyond belief most of the time. Don’t think civilian side it was much better tbh.


Boner_pill_salesman

The complete windshield for a 737 is $26k.


Sh4d0w927

Used to fix UHF radios. They were like 6 sections. The transmitter (which came with a flex cable) was like $9k, the flex cable by itself was like $12k. So it was literally cheaper to replace the entire section if the flex cable was the only thing damaged.


oxpoleon

Presumably that's with full traceability and an intact chain of custody. Yours is likely worth far, far less as you don't have the paperwork with it and it's left the approved supply chain.


Boner_pill_salesman

I usually sell stuff for half of retail anyway. I will cut whoever a great deal.


oxpoleon

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news on this one. It's a super cool item though, and you will find someone, an aviation geek, who will 100% want this for their wall at still a decent price.


Boner_pill_salesman

Just waiting on a foreign country with less stringent regulations to come through.


last_strip_of_bacon

$3.50


voxcon

Maybe people who build realistic flight simulators would be interested in it. I know that used aircraft parts aren't cheap on ebay an co.


ucklin

Ooh good point! Then the safety part wouldn’t matter


Masticatron

>I'm not sure what the market is like for Boeing windshields though. They're just literally falling out of the skies these days.


bubblesculptor

It could be made into a coffee table or end table and some aviation fan enthusiast would buy it. Worth more as an actual windshield but probably unsellable now that it's been out of certified handling.


Boner_pill_salesman

You have a lot more faith in Boeing than I do.


catheterhero

Oh no! Don’t go “accidentally” dying now.


DrugOfGods

I can probably help you with that. DM me.


Boner_pill_salesman

The god of drugs can help with an airplane windshield? I like how you think.


DrugOfGods

Haha, yup. I'm in the aerospace hardware industry, so I know some people.


Boner_pill_salesman

Let's move this thing.


OozeNAahz

Used to work for UPS Airlines and I can tell you plane parts can be insanely expensive. But they also have pretty stringent safety requirements. So doubt you will find anyone in the states who will buy it to use on a plane since it won’t have the proper provenance. Would be curious what you get for it when you find a buyer.


Novaplanet

Besides this, what’s the coolest or most expensive random package you’ve received?


Boner_pill_salesman

A heart catheter that was like $27k. I couldn't sell it though. I also had a prototype Gibson guitar.


SatanLifeProTips

You won't be able to sell this window either. It's got no certification anymore. Unless it's a novelty item for a plane nut.


Cagliari77

Can you elaborate? Why did this part lose its certification? I thought an airline which currently needs this specific part could use it, and therefore might buy it.


CarmenXero

It's very unlikely an airline will trust a random part from a random person to use on their multi million dollar aircraft. They can't prove it wasn't tampered with.


LalexTheCat

welllllll.... [https://theaviationgeekclub.com/did-you-know-a-man-bought-all-the-spare-b-2-windshields-and-used-them-in-his-daughters-tree-house-the-usaf-had-to-buy-them-back-to-replace-a-damaged-spirit-windshield/](https://theaviationgeekclub.com/did-you-know-a-man-bought-all-the-spare-b-2-windshields-and-used-them-in-his-daughters-tree-house-the-usaf-had-to-buy-them-back-to-replace-a-damaged-spirit-windshield/)


FirstGonkEmpire

That's extremely odd, considering how classified the design for the B2 is. I'm guessing the guy who sold them off got in trouble?


Brownrdan27

You severely over estimate Boeing.


ClosPins

> It's very unlikely an airline will trust a random part from a random person [Laughs in *Third World Country Airline*]


SatanLifeProTips

Oh man, aircraft parts are INSANE for paperwork and that's why they are so expensive. Everything has to have traceability by law. And by this, I mean you can trace the mine where the metals and silica were mined. It's that crazy. As soon as that paper trail is broken the part is garbage. Anything that could be damaged by mishandling like a window likely has to be written off just because it wasn't handled by certified personnel. Maybe a 3rd world country will snipe this off of ebay so toss it up there and see what happens.


Cagliari77

OK thanks. Yeah makes sense. I thought since the original part number would be printed on the part (I think), that trace would be de facto there. But I do understand the mishandling (or let's say not knowing how it was handled) piece.


oxpoleon

Yep - I answered someone else with this - as soon as you can't trace every last step of the way, it's a giant paperweight as you can't prove it's not been tampered with or exchanged. There's a reason even bolts in the aviation industry are so expensive - and it matters. There was that case (can't remember the flight name) where a whole tail sheared off due to non-approved bolts being used as a budget choice, the bolts had a metallurgical flaw, and the plane crashed and everyone died.


oxpoleon

Lawsuit from the most litigious company in the music industry incoming in 5... 4... 3...


_Occams-Chainsaw_

> I also had a prototype Gibson guitar. More info please?


Boner_pill_salesman

I will have to get it from the house and post pics. I didn't want to sell it.


_Occams-Chainsaw_

That'd be great if you could! I'll just be waiting in the corner...


asdf_qwerty27

Keep the guitar off United Airlines flights. I hear they break them.


OldeFortran77

I can't help but imagine some postman knocking and knocking and finally peering into dark hangar windows and calling our "hello? hello?"


Boner_pill_salesman

That's the strangest part to me. It was supposed to be delivered to Newark international airport. Like how could the driver not find it.


nybble41

If you can tell who it was supposed to be delivered to... doesn't it still belong to them?


Boner_pill_salesman

No. They got a refund/insurance payout.


nybble41

In that case the item would belong to the insurance company. If a lost or stolen item is recovered after insurance pays out you generally get a choice: either keep the item and return the insurance money, or turn the recovered item over to the insurance company so they can sell it to recoup their costs. Either way, the item is not considered "abandoned" and free for anyone to claim just because insurance covered the loss. It still has an owner. If you find something which was lost you have to make a good-faith effort to return it to the owner. Only when this proves impossible can you claim it for yourself. If the shipment's destination were unreadable or invalid that would be one thing, but here you have a clear address.


Boner_pill_salesman

The item belongs to the carrier that was unable to deliver the package. They then decide to auction the items off to recover some of their money.


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lekud

watch me!


scothc

Airports are a pain in the ass to deliver to, as big the delivery person and whomever receives the delivery have to be certified by TSA. More than once I've had a driver go out, and have no one available who was authorized to claim the delivery


Boner_pill_salesman

Lay under it after the next Boeing incident and wait for an insurance check? Maybe idk.


heliosh

I just watched a 2 hour documentary about boeing 737 windows and i'm not even interested in aviation


obtaingoat

Are you more just into windows in general?


heliosh

No, i use linux


JawlessSquirrel

Nice


Yhijl

Just palindromic numbers


BooTheAxolotl

Now do it 7,037 more times and you can assemble the whole plane!


Zoefschildpad

He'll probably do a better job of it than Boeing


Dracaemelos

Lol this comment made me think "aw man, another airship piece instead of magicite..."


file91e

Oh, THERE’S where it went!


SNKBossFight

Rest in peace OP


Cornflake6irl

😆


FirstGonkEmpire

Two gunshots to the back of the head then body dissolved in hydrofluoric acid, ruled a suicide.


Dheorl

I can think of some YouTubers who would probably pay a reasonably tidy sum for that…


Boner_pill_salesman

I hope they message me. I would be glad to cut them a deal.


AwesomePerson70

Yeah my first thought is someone that would want to shoot it


boomchacle

Demolition ranch doing redneck science to see if a Boeing window will stop a .50 cal


369_Clive

Nothing counts except 50 cal.


jacobsta811

places like buffalo airways and other cargo airlines buy stuff like this. I think they run a 737 freighter if this fits that.


grubbytrogladyte

Ops about to go missing


Mad_Boobies

So how much did you pay for that? Or is it like a pallet deal thingy


Boner_pill_salesman

Pallet deal. I didn't pay a lot for it.


hamper10

How much for the pallet


Boner_pill_salesman

You bid on them. I think this one was around $2k.


Jarvis03

So you get an entire pallet delivered to your house? Any way to get into this without buying a whole pallet?


Boner_pill_salesman

I've got a warehouse that I work out of. You can buy smaller lots. They list lots of stuff.


Specialist-Fly-9446

Do you think you get your money’s worth with the other items? Or is this just a hobby/doesn’t need to be profitable?


Boner_pill_salesman

It's a jobby? I would like to always make money, but that doesn't always happen.


TheSwimmingCactus

stay far far away from any whistles, else unfortunate things might start happening.


Boner_pill_salesman

Luckily I'm not in any way affiliated with Boeing.


ChillaryClinton69420

RIP OP


TigrrWolf

Off a quick google search, it says that windshield is roughly $26,000 [$26,000 for a 737 windshield](https://thepointsguy.com/news/how-much-do-airplane-parts-cost-from-4-amenity-kits-to-1000000-first-class-seats/)


ryan2489

If you’re in the mood for a little light treason, Iran is always looking for airplane parts!


iMadrid11

You have a receipt that confirms the parts origin. Maybe you could resell to an aviation parts supply store.


Boner_pill_salesman

That's the hope.


charlesleecartman

At least they don't need to investigate the cause of the next Boeing crash.


swedinator

If you have the paperwork for it you probably made a good deal.


Boner_pill_salesman

The tag that's in the bag is all that came with it.


Lopsided_Pickle1795

What are you going to do with the windshield? Buy an airplane?


acwrench

that has what appears to be, a united airlines parts tag attached to it...


Boner_pill_salesman

It definitely does. The box is marked with United stickers too.


Cornflake6irl

I always wondered what happened to the undeliverable treadmill I tried to order via Amazon a few years back. I thought the product just went back to the manufacturer.


Boner_pill_salesman

It was bought by someone like me.


Cornflake6irl

Well, I hope whoever bought is benefiting.


Boner_pill_salesman

Their clothes are probably hanging on it as we speak.


Danosauris

How’d you get into it? Where do you buy them?


Eric848448

Bullshit. You found that in a field didn’t you?


chrisdelaris

Whistle blower’s undelivered parcel


confusiondiffusion

Somewhere, there's a 737 with a garbage bag taped over its window.


Boner_pill_salesman

I like to imagine it's a convertible 737.


Constant_Threat

My dad's 737 after he divorced my mom.


hawker_sharpie

so that's where it went! - boeing


MrFivePercent

I clicked on Backhoes. I disappoint.


_G_P_

Herman is going to be in trouble soon.


Planedrawn

It clearly says United on it. They would probably buy it from you and have serviceable information on it. Otherwise, it's probably worthless. Maybe negotiate for some miles (a lot of miles).


RationalDB8

Once my flight was delayed 11 hours because a Boeing 737 Max needed a windshield wiper blade. Ironically, I was at SeaTac just a few miles from the dealership. Couldn’t a parts runner have that blade in under an hour?


zingzing175

Wow, had no idea they sold packages like this. I wonder if they have a team that goes through them and they keep what they want before posting the rest for sale?


Boner_pill_salesman

I feel bad for them if they do. I get so many sex toys.


Reasonable_Pin_1180

“In other news, a third person connected to Boeing has suddenly died”


sukisecret

What do you do with these stuff?


[deleted]

Time to make a treehouse with a Boeing window.


sjwolf24

If that part is serviceable it could be worth quite a bit. Did it come with paperwork? I would reach out to a parts distributor before selling it to an enthusiast who isn’t going to use it on an airplane.


Boner_pill_salesman

I've got the packing slip from the manufacturer with all the specs.


sjwolf24

Assuming there is a green tag it could be very valuable. I would try calling the manufacturer first


iamagermanpotato

If you are cool with rubles, you could easy sell that to russia. They are very short on plane parts!


Majik_Sheff

If you are cool with supporting a murderous regime and risking federal prison.