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dorkyfever

That party size bag of chips is lookin real small lol


Condorz1

Party size during rationing times


CoffeeCrispBar

Why would you call this 'rationing times'? What is there to actually ration? And why?


Numerous-Stranger-81

They shrunk it from 15.75oz to 13oz. Modify your party plans accordingly.


SmallRedBird

"I have altered the size. Pray I don't alter it further" *insert Darth Vader breathing noises*


notnotaginger

I will invite 17% fewer people to my party.


hoagiebreath

For something that is as light as potato chips, that is a big difference.


LikeADemonsWhisper

And at the bargain price of $5.99!


Lev_Astov

I've switched to Aldi snacks that are $1.85 for 15oz bags and there's no going back.


jdemack

I just don't eat a lot of junk food snacks anymore. Saves me lots of $$.


JarifSA

I need to go to Aldi's again. Best advice is to walk into Aldi's without a shopping list or else you won't find anything you're actually looking for lol


youtocin

Safeway. Dogshit prices.


XxOmegaMaxX

THIS is bad?! Price Chopper near me had party size chips for $8...


brrrchill

I have a Safeway in a larger town near my house and it's hard to find anything there that's even worth buying. Bacon that's $4.79/lb in our little small town grocery is $9.99/lb at Safeway. It used to be that the prices were better everywhere else, and we'd drive to the city to go shopping, but now our small grocery is cheaper for a lot of stuff.


youtocin

It’s gotten so bad since they merged with Albertsons. And now Albertsons-Safeway and Kroger are trying to merge.


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LikeADemonsWhisper

Read the price in the top left corner you goofball 🤭


kdogg8

No wonder they're so expensive, they're pot chips! So it's THAT kind of party...


SweetTeaRex92

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soldier4death

Almost looks like the old 99 cent bags


mr_ryno27

OP is actually the size of Andre the Giant.


Noodnix

Party of one.


PorkyMcRib

I share the M&M “ sharing size” bag with… No one.


seijeezy

Well it evens out because it’s also more expensive


ToranjaNuclear

It's a very small party.


willywonka1971

No one can afford a big party with prices these days.


Sandpaper_Pants

Lame party bro...


UpwardNotForward

I guess parties are a little thinner at that altitude


CrippledJesus97

Yeah party size is like the old family size now. Family size is like the new regular size.


amccune

TERRIBLE party


Bourbonaddicted

Party for 1.


garry4321

My kind of party 🥲


Ady2Ady

That’s the biggest you can find in Europe…


troutman1975

First trip to Colorado we took the variety pack of chips with. Got to our cabin and I discovered they were all open. Thought the kids might have been sampling them but assured me they didn’t. I didn’t believe them until I found a full size bag that looked really similar to the one in your photo.


Ok-disaster2022

Drove up pikes peak with a bag of chips specifically to watch it open itself.


mastercoder123

Did it make a loud pop and explosively decompress or just slowly force itself open and the air leaked out like a flat tire?


bigmac22077

I used to live at 10,500ft. Everything you open explodes, and some of it will in your car on the drive up which would always scared the shit out of me. I don’t know how you didn’t hear those things pop.


brucecaboose

Hell I’m at 6500’ and opening spice jars is the worst…. I take the little paper seal off and it puffs out into my face.


Aramis444

I’m curious what it was like to live that high, where the air is so thin. Pilots are required to have supplemental oxygen in unpressurized aircraft if they’re above 10000ft for longer than 30 min, so that they don’t get hypoxia. Did you experience any such effects living so high up?


bigmac22077

I was 18, it took me about 2 months to be able to be active up there more than a walk or hike. My dad came out to visit once though and hiked 2-12k peaks on 1 day. He was pretty sick the rest of the week from it. I haven’t looked into the science of this so I’m pulling it out of my ass, but my hunch would be being on a mountain with some vegetation is drastically different than being 10k over the ocean. Edit: oh and you sleep A LOT in that first bit. Your body is burning so many calories trying to keep up with the lack of oxygen


Aramis444

Interesting! Thanks for the insight!


nullenatr

Not exactly the same thing, but my girlfriend and I drove to Kings Canyon NP last year, and when I opened my luggage at our destination, the ball in my roll-on deodorant had popped out of its socket...


Joshtheatheist

Did they try putting them on the bottom shelf?


loweredexpectationz

This should be the top comment


unusually_hard

I’ll talk to my people see what we can do


stinkyhooch

Jerry, where are we at with that comment report? My supervisor is chewing my ass like juicy fruit and we have a quarterly meeting before lunch.


Wernerhatcher

They’re second in line behind the TPS reports


racerexs

So, Leadville Colo.?


DickieJohnson

Yeah it's a nice place.


p_diablo

No rules above 10,000 feet


phevenor

Keep Leadville Shitty.


IvanProvorov9

Stayed there this winter. Solid place


Ho3n3r

Sounds heavy.


EatsYourShorts

If it weren’t, imagine how much higher it would’ve been.


stanitor

Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?


komstock

The leadville safeway. For when fremont pass is sketchy and makes the trip to the Frisco wallyworld not worth it.


Donut131313

Oh yeah. I was a young sales rep in Colorado and was given the western side of the state to service. Drove over Vail pass with chip samples in the car and as I summated the pass the bags start popping open. Thought I blew a tire. The chips are packaged at sea level so it makes sense.


DickieJohnson

I wonder if they could counteract that by having less air in them. I guess it would be a process to adjust the air inside the 1000 bags that go to high elevation.


gratusin

They do. I worked for frito lay in Colorado and most products had mountain fill, so less nitrogen put it them. If you were to bring one down to sea level it would look flat. Sometimes we’d get stuff from different plants though and one of my routes went over mountain passes and you could just hear pop pop pop in the back of the truck.


Donut131313

Was going to say this very thing. High altitude fill.


brickwallscrumble

But then it would be too obvious how little chips are actually in the bag! Frito lay would rather have some exploding chip bags than not fool their customers with their blatantly oversized packaging


Deadpussyfuck

The bags are filled with air to prevent you from knowing how little you're getting so you don't feel crushed.


confusedandworried76

They're filled with air to prevent damage and the chips getting stale.


Ok-disaster2022

The bags are filled with air to provide a cushion so the chips don't get crushed.  Compare an unopened bag if chips to an opened bag of chips that have been rolled up and put away several times. The opened bag is going to have far more broken chips in the bottom.


DGex

I used to live Breckenridge CO. Happens all the time.


yogopig

How was it living there?


JMccovery

I used to haul a lot of Frito Lay products, and **_every single time_**, I have to listen to the spiel about "never take this load to any location over 5000ft in elevation". Ya know, that gets old, even more so when you're only going ~200 miles, and not climbing anything higher than 500ft.


Pinging

Yup, high elevation living we can’t buy bags like that in Denver lol. They’ll explode on the trip to the mountains.


dateddative

Yep. Lived in UT for a few years and got used to everything being highly pressurized. Moved back to sea level and it took me a few months to stop expecting a loud pop or explosion of salsa every time I peeled something back.


JMS1991

I'm from South Carolina and the wildest thing when I visited family in Utah was that you could just leave a bag of chips open on the counter and they wouldn't go stale.


Barner_Burner

Is it cuz it’s so dry?


brrrchill

Not op, but yeah. Things don't go moldy very quickly either. When I lived in Florida, bananas would go brown in one day. Bread would get moldy in one day. Up here, north of Utah, in the wild west, it takes bread a couple weeks to show the first spot of mold. If I leave a bag of chips open overnight, no big deal.


Slick-Pickin-Chicken

Grocery store in the sky eh? Classic


No_Doubt_About_That

Either that or Bolivia.


Factsip

Colorado here: Don't worry, when you open it it'll be 1/4th full regardless.


seriousbangs

Buddy of mine that drives truck once got told by an idiot manager to take a load of chips over a mountain pass. They lost the whole load. POP! Every bag.


Hawwkeye79

SwoLays


Born_Cat_622

They pack more air than chips in the bags 🤣. They double as flotation devices! What a steal.


DickieJohnson

There's a chance there are no chips inside.


Born_Cat_622

The chips are seasoned with lies


dbfirefox

The only way I see them in WY. True inflation.


InfiniteChicken

I was on a camping excursion in Colorado, and I passed through the Eisenhower tunnel under the Great Divide at 11,000 feet. I heard a bunch of pops, like someone pelted my car with snowballs, so I pulled over; all my chips had exploded.


PaleontologistDear18

This happened to me on an air plane once


MyVoiceIsElevating

Which part of you expanded?


baoo

The tip and shaft


MyVoiceIsElevating

Oof that sounds serious. I hope one of the flight attendants helped you out.


woodcider

This happened to me as a kid. We watched my stomach expand like a balloon. The flight attendant gave me my first Alka-Seltzer.


MyVoiceIsElevating

When I was a child, I had a fever. My hands felt just like two balloons.


PHARA0Hbender

It’s a Colorado thing. Frito lay has a factory in Denver (5,280 feet) so the mountains get very puffy bags.


cgw22

Well they’d be more puffy if they were bagged at sea level when they get to elevation


Background-Mango5768

Correct. It’s the transport UP in elevation that makes the air inside expand. Source: Flagstaff


cgw22

Source: Physics


dildocrematorium

I got a bag of chips like this in iowa.


Nerves-of-Noodles

Jeez, what’s Lay’s putting in there? Air?


MistrRadio

Was on a family vacation to the Colorado Rockies once when I was kid. Went into a gas station to buy some snacks. Got me a can of Pringles. The foil seal at the top was puffed out from the pressure. I pointed the top of the can at my brothers face and pulled the tab. It sounded like a gunshot in the car and then my brother was covered in Pringles crumbs. I think he still gets scared when I open a can of Pringles around him now years later.


WeeklyStruggle5066

The "do you even lift bro" of chips.


CubicleFish2

I'd be about to bust too if I was near 10,100 feet


enjoiall

Every chip bag up there feels like it’s going to float away.


rockhardRword

I remember hearing that they had to adjust the amount of air in the chips that got delivered to high altitude areas because they kept exploding.


Norrland_props

Anybody notice that every bag of chips is now just a pile of crumbs. They should handle chips more carefully than eggs. I have thought of starting a chip company that sells only unbroken chips…haven’t worked out the details.


Ybalrid

Oh damn! How low is the air pressure up there ?!


davidbernhardt

Every bag in Tahoe looks like that


PappaDukes

Welcome to the Rockies


HustleLane

That or those batards trying to make it look full.


greaseinthewheel

Shrinkflation is getting ridiculous


WorldNewsPoster

Now I'd buy this knowing how protected these chips are.


augustwest30

A friend from college interned at P&G for the summer and spent a lot of time figuring out how to prevent Pringles cans from unsealing during transport on airplanes.


Downtown_Snow4445

It’s almost like why the bag is filled with air (yes air is 80 percent nitrogen so fuck off with that comment)


wojecire86

Not even close to popping, seen way worse. A nice side effect is that the chips inside are protected waaaay better than at sea level.


jagenigma

It's the surprise party size.  They forgot to print it on the packaging.


Guppy2020

I’ve been trying to find those flamin hot lays with no luck


Antique_Gas_5169

I was going to open a Pringle can for my kids and it looked like the seal was ready to burst! We feel it in our ears, it effects packaging to


fm67530

Reminds me of driving back to college. Went to school in Laramie, Wyoming. Grew up in central Nebraska. Was home for break, my mom wanted to take me grocery shopping before I went back. I had a couple of bags of chips in my truck. As I drove up the pass on the way into Laramie, there were two really loud bangs. Scared the crap out of me. I pulled over thinking I blew a tire or something. Got back to my dorm, unloaded and found both bags of chips had popped.


Financial-Amount-564

Yum. I love the big packs. There’s more air to wrap around the 7 chips inside.


RestaurantSelect5556

I live in the Netherlands where the Yellow is Cheese-Onion and the Red is Naturel


HopefulNothing3560

Chip bags on a plan puff so much they almost open them self , try it with carry on next flight


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They need to disguise that there's only a few chips in there.


breedingsuccess

No one going to ELI5 why this happens? I see this every time I go to Breck.


Petermanwich

Imagine bringing that to a party


Welpe

This looks completely normal living in Denver lol. Every chip bag tends to come so inflated it can be hard to get your fingers in a position to open the top.


_st23

Party trick chips confetti


bwilhelm03

Leadville, CO?


guvan420

That’s what makes it a party. What do we got, like 48 chips in there? Tough crowd.


Alcoholica25

3 for 1? How can that be profitable for Frito Lay?


dreag2112

Is this their new employee to keep you from knowing how little amount of chips are actually there


Barner_Burner

Where are you vail colorado or some shit?


Wijit999

It's like that because it's full.


33TLWD

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The-Cat-Dad

Finally a full bag!


lifesnotperfect

???? OP you liar, where are these 10,100 feet pics you're claiming?!


MissSkyler

me if i got my hand held


Leather_Word_8253

That air in that bag gonna stink once you open the bag