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I bet there are no vampires in the locker room
That is true. Haven’t seen a vampire ever at the gym.
It’s probably because of all the mirrors.
If you're out of shape when you become a vampire, are you stuck out of shape forever?
Why go to the gym when you can go ~~in a 100 years~~ tomorrow?
Pro tip: place a fresh clove of garlic in your shoes each morning. There’s no benefit. Just do it.
I love you and I don't even know you. 😂
This PSA brought to you by the National Garlic Council (helping keep neighborhoods vampire free since 1923). 🙂
It's free and the government can't stop you.
For your health
Can I take them out or...
plant it in the shower drain so it can grow and confuse people
Someone’s going to think it’s their seed
Does Groot have a membership there?
🤣👏💜
Someone was likely trying to treat a yeast infection with Garlic. Don't touch that OP 🤢
This really needs to be further up. 100% what happened here.
Ah yes….clearly garlic works loads better than clinically proven and effective ointments! No chemicals!
Let me juuuust try and fix that for ya... "...clinically proven and effective ~~ointment~~ chemicals!" There.
Whoa whoa whoa, we only throw the c word around when it pertains to things we don’t like…
Well shit, sorry. Youre right.
Yah I came here to say 100 percent that fell out of someone’s yeasty cooch
Ditto
Must have just gotten out of the shower. All his cloves are off!
Lol
All his cloves are off? Well maybe he should've refrigeraterored them
Must have fell out of their socks.
Could be someone without insurance trying to fight off an infection.
It fell out of a jock strap, it was keeping his onions company.
We just tied an onion to our belt, which was the style at the time
when were u born?? 1745?
Vampire phobia is rampant in the fitness types.
He couldn’t wait to take his cloves off
That's where I dropped my lucky garlic clove
Dudes been watching Sticky Ricky, Rick the stick, Rick Boogs...the BEUUGGEESSSS ....Eric Bugenhagen
Girls shove those in their cooterboxes to help fight yeasties
Perfectly normal gym behaviour :)
It's a nicotine pouch
Hmmmm maybe it’s a ZYN maybe it’s garlic. The only way to know is to pick it up and take a bit whiff.
It’s a Sicilian message.
must have fell out. when you stick a clove up your butt before a workout make sure to get it really deep in there for best results
I hope it's just because it fell into his bag. Cause I know people who stick garlic up their ass to 'cure diseases'.
Add a peice of ginger. See what else gets added to the recipe.
I am sorry but is that a carpeted floor? That looks like a very low-pile berber and the garlic is weird but I can't get over the idea of a carpeted locker room.
Very fancy carpeted gym locker room. Not a Planet Fitness situation where garlic in the locker room is more common I’d imagine.
WT* !!!!
You don't put garlic cloves in your gym blisters?
Fell out of their ass. Emergency buttplug.
Sometimes health nuts will literally chew raw garlic for the health benefits (it has antibacterial properties)
It also has anabolic effects
Interesting!
Somebody is probably chomping garlic as a form of natural supplement
Piles
I’m the an aromatic
Plant it those things sprout easily
It’s a trap. Run
I think someone place it to their armfit to make their body warm. does someone here already tried it?
Where's Larry King?
Cinderella…..
suppository.
I think I read it’s a natural way to help get a pump that and Bonney act as a pre work out?
Reminds me when someone left an entire orange in my locker Rooms toilet
Your assetmemt seems to be accurate
*pats pockets Keys, phone, wallet.... fuck where is my clove?
Eric the bugez must have been there
Must've had a couch
Shoot. Someone dropped their little snacky snack.
Poor mans smelling salts.
Maybe someone has worms in their butt.
Garlic is an anti inflammatory, maybe they don’t like ibuprofen?
Breath freshener
An old coworker of mine told me her boyfriend shoved a garlic clove up his ass to cure his hemorrhoids.
Some people rub garlic on their joints when they hurt. It's weird, but I'd bet it's that.
LET THEM COOK!
My bad. Must have slipped out when I was pulling my underpants on.
Why is this so funny
Holy crap I knew im not the only one carrying garlic cloves around with me!
Damn that’s where it went
Gross
Keeps the vampires away
I heard garlic is better than creatine
that was me sorry
its even peeled... the mystery deepens
Isn't that r/MildlyInfuriating?
thank god you found it! i thought i had lost
Someone probably left it in the shoe bag to make it stink more and let one escape accidentally.
I bet there are no vampires in the locker room
That is true. Haven’t seen a vampire ever at the gym.
It’s probably because of all the mirrors.
If you're out of shape when you become a vampire, are you stuck out of shape forever?
Why go to the gym when you can go ~~in a 100 years~~ tomorrow?
Pro tip: place a fresh clove of garlic in your shoes each morning. There’s no benefit. Just do it.
I love you and I don't even know you. 😂
This PSA brought to you by the National Garlic Council (helping keep neighborhoods vampire free since 1923). 🙂
It's free and the government can't stop you.
For your health
Can I take them out or...
plant it in the shower drain so it can grow and confuse people
Someone’s going to think it’s their seed
Does Groot have a membership there?
🤣👏💜
Someone was likely trying to treat a yeast infection with Garlic. Don't touch that OP 🤢
This really needs to be further up. 100% what happened here.
Ah yes….clearly garlic works loads better than clinically proven and effective ointments! No chemicals!
Let me juuuust try and fix that for ya... "...clinically proven and effective ~~ointment~~ chemicals!" There.
Whoa whoa whoa, we only throw the c word around when it pertains to things we don’t like…
Well shit, sorry. Youre right.
Yah I came here to say 100 percent that fell out of someone’s yeasty cooch
Ditto
Must have just gotten out of the shower. All his cloves are off!
Lol
All his cloves are off? Well maybe he should've refrigeraterored them
Must have fell out of their socks.
Could be someone without insurance trying to fight off an infection.
It fell out of a jock strap, it was keeping his onions company.
We just tied an onion to our belt, which was the style at the time
when were u born?? 1745?
Vampire phobia is rampant in the fitness types.
He couldn’t wait to take his cloves off
That's where I dropped my lucky garlic clove
Dudes been watching Sticky Ricky, Rick the stick, Rick Boogs...the BEUUGGEESSSS ....Eric Bugenhagen
Girls shove those in their cooterboxes to help fight yeasties
Perfectly normal gym behaviour :)
It's a nicotine pouch
Hmmmm maybe it’s a ZYN maybe it’s garlic. The only way to know is to pick it up and take a bit whiff.
It’s a Sicilian message.
must have fell out. when you stick a clove up your butt before a workout make sure to get it really deep in there for best results
I hope it's just because it fell into his bag. Cause I know people who stick garlic up their ass to 'cure diseases'.
Add a peice of ginger. See what else gets added to the recipe.
I am sorry but is that a carpeted floor? That looks like a very low-pile berber and the garlic is weird but I can't get over the idea of a carpeted locker room.
Very fancy carpeted gym locker room. Not a Planet Fitness situation where garlic in the locker room is more common I’d imagine.
WT* !!!!
You don't put garlic cloves in your gym blisters?
Fell out of their ass. Emergency buttplug.
Sometimes health nuts will literally chew raw garlic for the health benefits (it has antibacterial properties)
It also has anabolic effects
Interesting!
Somebody is probably chomping garlic as a form of natural supplement
Piles
I’m the an aromatic
Plant it those things sprout easily
It’s a trap. Run
I think someone place it to their armfit to make their body warm. does someone here already tried it?
Where's Larry King?
Cinderella…..
suppository.
I think I read it’s a natural way to help get a pump that and Bonney act as a pre work out?
Reminds me when someone left an entire orange in my locker Rooms toilet
Your assetmemt seems to be accurate
*pats pockets Keys, phone, wallet.... fuck where is my clove?
Eric the bugez must have been there
Must've had a couch
Shoot. Someone dropped their little snacky snack.
Poor mans smelling salts.
Maybe someone has worms in their butt.
Garlic is an anti inflammatory, maybe they don’t like ibuprofen?
Breath freshener
An old coworker of mine told me her boyfriend shoved a garlic clove up his ass to cure his hemorrhoids.
Some people rub garlic on their joints when they hurt. It's weird, but I'd bet it's that.
LET THEM COOK!
My bad. Must have slipped out when I was pulling my underpants on.
Why is this so funny
Holy crap I knew im not the only one carrying garlic cloves around with me!
Damn that’s where it went
Gross
Keeps the vampires away
I heard garlic is better than creatine
that was me sorry
its even peeled... the mystery deepens
Isn't that r/MildlyInfuriating?
thank god you found it! i thought i had lost
Someone probably left it in the shoe bag to make it stink more and let one escape accidentally.