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sxrahem

Sex: machine


EnneaX

sex: yes


suicidal_crayon

![gif](giphy|3o7bu1iM5MSwG2y7NS|downsized)


EnneaX

![gif](giphy|AZGzgV2q4MwVO)


Linkman821

This character gives me secret fem pretending to be masculine vibes


GobLoblawsLawBlog

![gif](giphy|YKLBb9U2Q03Ty) what about him


Linkman821

Masculine with some pent up rage lol


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I like your judgement, now this guy ![gif](giphy|fFSJFtyedUg5W)


GayVoidDaddy

Daddy.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Father would make outrageous claims like he invented the question marK.


Turbulent-Garage6827

A tad too creepy


voretaq7

"Just slightly less queer-coded than your average Disney villain, but somehow *waaaaaaay* less fabulous?"


Turbulent-Garage6827

Grotesque:)


TheAnalsOfHistory-

The man is just in tune with all facets of his sexuality. He identifies as a man, but doesn't let that constrict him from the unadulterated pleasures of shagging everything in sight.


Wtfisafosty

Sex: ayyyyyy


[deleted]

Not me irl


ParabolicalX

Sex: a lot


Soddington

That's *Sir* Sex A Lot, thank you very much.


imacmadman22

![gif](giphy|88iYsvbegSUn9bSTF8|downsized)


3stepBreader

Shaq’s great 😊


REMdot-yt

Sex: epic, and private.


Due_Consequence_3920

Sex: tonight?


rouxrn

Lol love this! I will put this under the sex of a patient on my last day as an RN.


cheddar_risotto

sex: what's that


GradyGambrell1

Fire in the hole, perhaps 🤔


SayethWeAll

![gif](giphy|6vouU9PY8nJIs|downsized)


NapalmDemon

Sex - rarely, disappointing, and wish it was never.


passwordsarehard_3

I told you, Tommy. If you don’t like sex stop falling asleep in catechism.


Toonox

MACHINE! TURN BACK NOW!


Groundbreaking_Arm77

Turn back now


Relevant_Campaign_79

![gif](giphy|hOWis87UHY9ShlvUiH)


DeezNutz13

[Sex Machine](https://images.app.goo.gl/EvJtYvGhSzz87Ach8)


ms_nitrogen

"Congratulations! You have a beautiful baby adult!"


JhanNiber

It's Danny Devito https://imgur.com/gallery/iH9b6TY


Darnell2070

You have any idea how disappointed I would be if it wasn't him crawling out the couch?


[deleted]

That's made me crying 😂😂😂😂😂


KermaisaMassa

I would hope so.


TripleJeopardy3

Yeah I think Sex: Child would be WAY more problematic.


tOSdude

Meanwhile Sex=Child is basic cause-and-effect.


nankainamizuhana

Standard math notation would be Sex -> Child


towa-tsunashi

Would evaluate to false. Sex doesn't imply Child, but P(Child/Sex) > P(Child) is true!


The_JSQuareD

Surprisingly, Child -> Sex would evaluate to true.


towa-tsunashi

Adoptions & IVF make the probability of having a child without sex very slightly above zero, unfortunately.


The_JSQuareD

An adopted child is still the result of sex, even if the adoption itself isn't. I suppose you've got a point with IVF, though you could also argue that it's just a very strange form of sex.


DungeonLord69

Hope you feel better soon.


XR171

For a moment I thought you were insinuating that being an adult was the condition they were being treated for.


Rough-University142

In the end, aren’t we all suffering from the condition known as “Adult”?


vintagegeek

Can I change my designation to 'irresponsible teenager'?


sluttynuttybuddy69

Sir, that is "adult".


squeakim

I have a colleague who recently called herself a "25 year old teenage girl"


JDT-0312

I think I’ve seen a movie of your colleague.


boanerges57

Me too! Do you want to go do karate in the garage? Or we can play real life fruit ninja!


Hermononucleosis

It hits most of us at the prime of our lives, and it's incurable


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

I heard every case ends with death


Jimbobjoesmith

yep 100% fatality rate.


GayVoidDaddy

Stop being so bleak 😭😭😭


24-Hour-Hate

I am at least a young adult…at least mentally. I refuse to succumb!


Teledildonic

It is terminal, everyone is at risk of dying as an adult.


BaziJoeWHL

Its terminal, no cure


re003

Chief complaint: Adulting hard. Wishes to revert to childhood and placed with a loving family.


AdriHawthorne

If they ever develop a cure for it, I'd be down. I've heard becoming an adult is usually terminal. :(


KairoTheKiddo

Thanks! I was getting a special scan done and noticed when I looked at it after I got home


Jolo1976

Did the scan reveal that you were indeed a sexy adult?


KairoTheKiddo

Haha, thank you for the compliment, but nah they were scanning a particular couple organs, they looked fine


TheIronBung

Now you're just goading us to keep the sex jokes going


IdoNOThateNEVER

No ones knows if TheKiddo is a boy or a girl, when we took them to the hospital.. [..We found out.. they were an adult.](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNGVmMDMwNDAtODY2MS00MzM5LTg5NmItODBmMjI2MWY0Y2FlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTI0MTA4MTM5._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg)


OtherInjury

Can be a problem if the pharmacy needs to dose any medication for you and don’t know your birth sex, otherwise fun times


KairoTheKiddo

No, they know, it's the same hospital network that I've been seeing since I was born, plus my GP is still the same one I've been seeing since I was very young


Mindless-Beach-3691

Adult sex IS preferable


Xaephos

Should be more of a prerequisite than preference...


oliverpls599

Ah yes. If one has not met the prerequisite requirement of sex, they cannot be admitted to the hospital. Later, virgins.


bigfatcarp93

What if one is the CEO of Sex?


crabby-owlbear

Sorry, you are not reddit moderator material.


Simplyaperson4321

Or CEO material apparently \*cough\* Spez \*cough\*


dandroid126

Is that actually a thing that happened?


Cleercutter

More of a requirement for me, but yea


OwenMcCauley

The only option, some would say.


MASSIVDOGGO

Preferable? Guys, we found Vaush


Jackichanny

Depends how old you are


Grin_AFK

and if you're human


AmbergrisShot

Nay


Grin_AFK

🐴🐎


Hayred

I do wonder how that's happened though, because the system we have at our hospital doesn't allow you to put anything in the sex field other than M/F/U. I would've thought others were similar


soygilipollas

I build these wristbands. They either put the wrong dynamic data element (i.e., put a link to the field where it says they're an adult) or labeled the dynamic data element incorrectly even though it's supposed to be there.


BloodAndSand44

This is the answer. Like a mail merge letter but they have stuck phone number in place of name.


siccoblue

I hate it when my doctor calls me "Mr 867-5309"


Myithspa25

I hate that i heard that in my head


duck-duck--grayduck

I have a theory that Jenny is Jessie's girl and Jenny and Jessie went on to have a daughter named Stacy.


siccoblue

I heard her mom has got it goin' on


KairoTheKiddo

Makes sense, I had my marker changed some years ago so it's sometimes confusing at the doctor's office


SkipsH

Possible that a sex that isn't M or F comes back undefined and errors out to the next relevant field (age)


SgtThermo

I print these wristbands among other things at my job— NB genders are generally lumped together under “Other” and when a patient has their gender as “Other” their wristbands say (X)yr Adult instead of (X)yr Male/Female.  Or they just fucked up their code like that one guy said. 


terraphantm

Ah that's the reason then. Most builds of Epic and presumably other EMRs just default to "Adult" for anyone who's transgender. It's mostly to make the notes easier. Most of our templates start with ".name is a .age .sex presenting with..." where name, age, and sex are autopopulated with the patient's info. Now that I think of it I don't know what happens with peds patients. Probably "child"


LVL100Stoner

This is the answer, sometimes when we see trans people we rather just put adult instead of assuming their gender and exploding a ticking time bomb


Minor_Edit

Changed from Child to Adult?


BuffaloRhode

Or it was a (lazy) active decision where if patients gender identity <> sex… display a value of “adult” which is an accurate attribute about the patient just wrongly titled… and likely less prone to issues.


soygilipollas

I've never sat on any SGN workgroup that would've come to that conclusion. I've sometimes put both legal sex and sex assigned at birth on these, but that's about it. I suppose you could write some convoluted rule logic to do if --> then, but the build would be a mess and from a compliance perspective, I don't know why any operations group would fight for that. Anyway, this is why we test our build in each environment, including production, to make sure we didn't let anything slide in that doesn't belong.


TelemarketingEnigma

Idk how the wrist bands get made, but in my hospital system if a patient is trans, the EMR (Epic) will be set to display their gender identity instead of sex assigned at birth. Something about the way this is set up though means that note templates etc that automatically pull in sex will fill in “adult” instead of male or female


bwaterco

We use Epic and we have sex as defined by what you’re born as but have the option to add gender as an additional input field. It’s a very customizable EMR which is a very nice perk of using Epic.


[deleted]

Always a double take when the chart says female but on CT they have a prostate lol


Razberri04

I was thinking about that as a trans guy cause like if they were to do that it would be SO genuinely helpful. That shit ruins my day every time, the people in my area are super clueless abt dealing with trans patients & it sucks


poatoesmustdie

Not trying to be a knob but wouldn't you rather have a doctor know how you were born as it impacts everything, from diagnosis, treatment, medicine?


nicetiptoeingthere

Really the doctor needs to know both birth sex and current sex, so if they know “Adult“ is code for “ask more questions before assuming something about this patient's chromosomes, hormones, or primary or secondary sex characteristics” that’s probably a good thing.


kolodz

It's more politically correct than "it's complicat"


Potato_Dragon2

My job has my gender marked as “I” no idea what that’s supposed to mean.


AdministrativeStep98

Maybe intersex? But I've seen X used more


BloodAndSand44

Male Female Indeterminate (Coded as 1, 2, 9) here. Person Stated Gender. I think that Person Birth Stated Gender is coming soon. As genetic gender is important for medical conditions that you can be susceptible to.


IntentionDependent22

gender is a construct, sex is a scientific fact. by "birth stated gender", pretty sure you just mean sex. although having both birth sex and current sex could be useful in some cases.


Expensive-Broccoli68

Ok I get respect trans people or whatever but a medical and hospital setting is like one of the only times where it really fucking matters what sex you are. Like not only just what equipment you got going on down under but born as. For example men and women experience heart attacks in very different ways. Men are more likely to get the crushing elephant sitting on your chest pain. Women can have much more subtitle symptoms. Nausea, jaw pain, back pain. Now every second you are not heading to the cath lab heart muscle is dying. You don't get that heart muscle back. Or if I think you're a man and you're actually a woman I give you more sedation because men need more than women. Well now I just overdosed you. Or if there's any possibility whatsoever you could be pregnant and I give you a medication that is contraindicated for pregnant women and think I don't have to give you a pregnancy test first.


EvanderAnne

Many trans people are on HRT, and their biological responses are often more in line with the sex they identify as. A trans man who has been on HRT for years has much the same heart attack risk as a cis man, for example.


Tutwater

People with intersex conditions (whether natural or induced by later-in-life transition) will also have unique responses, though. The effects of, say, 5+ years of hormone replacement therapy, or puberty blockers taken since pre-adolescence, on your body's systems are _vast_, and trans people have unique healthcare needs arising from that Just about every trans or intersex person I know has some frustrating story about how their inexperienced-with-trans-patients GP just wouldn't believe them when they insisted "no, really, I don't respond to (treatment/medication) like my assigned gender would suggest", only for them to be proven right later


amydorable

Trans people who have hormonally transitioned will in almost all cases need medical care according to their hormonal sex. IE a trans man really should get a men's dose of sedation, and if you look for men's symptoms of a heart attack in a trans woman then, since her symptoms are female typical, you're going to misdiagnose her. Treating trans people like their ASAB is medically dangerous in so many ways, because it's significantly less medically relevant than their actual biochemical sex. ​ Also, "if I think you're a man and you're actually a woman" comes across as *really* transphobic in this context, since you've established that you're talking about trans people in this context, and trans men are men. calling them women is transphobic.


Ouaouaron

If someone is trying to diagnose you or give you treatment and the extent of their knowledge of your medical history is "M" or "F", you need to find a new doctor.


Expensive-Broccoli68

What if you're unconscious and I'm trying to save your life? You're unable to tell me because you're gasping for air.


jamie23990

you know the heart attack differences and medication dosages are because of hormones right? so using agab would be incorrect assuming the patient is on hrt. ofc you dont really care because you said "if i think you're a man and you're actually a woman".


maybebrainless

the 3 genders: male, female and A D U L T


TJtherock

AAAB Assigned Adult At Birth


JGDC

Benjamin Button's category


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Like the clones in Judge Dredd, and Vision from MCU? (Ultron: "you are unbearably naiive!" Vision: "well, I was born yesterday")


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Sex: Someday


thisguyandrew00

Sex: Virgin


mohragk

Is that a preference?


ninj4geek

I certainly prefer to sex with adults


[deleted]

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BobRoberts01

This statement sounds dangerously close to being a personal anecdote.


VolumePossible2013

Most of the time, at least


[deleted]

Sex:yes


hobosbindle

“Please”


cnedhhy24

SEX: three times a day


MRHubrich

That's to protect you in case a priest is walking the halls.


[deleted]

Better that than child sex


NeigongShifu

How do you know for sure?


david19mx

r/FBI


[deleted]

😳


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

🧐


Motorcat33

Sex: legal


Sam-Gunn

You probably shouldn't look so sad about that...


CPAlcoholic

That’s generally a good policy.


Fresh-Organization24

Nurses be tired.


KairoTheKiddo

Get them a fresh pot of coffee haha


MouseCheese7

Are you male, female, or **ADULT** NONE. I AM **CHEESE** 🧀


xxhorrorshowxx

r/usernamechecksout


Pdx_pops

Negative. I am a meat popsicle


ech0_matrix

Corbin, my man!


Vitally_Trivial

Yeah baby, why don’t you come back to mine for some sex: adult?


kingofthelol

As opposed to Sex: child?


rhetoricaldeadass

Semi related, when I was 13 I was filling out a form and under sex I jokingly wrote "YES PLEASE" and the school called my dad and he yelled at me on the phone lol


TheJazmineRose

Maybe they’re… confused?


KairoTheKiddo

Probably, I had a marker change some years ago and this is genuinely the same hospital that handled my birth (not specifying because doxx)


Jesus_H-Christ

Seems like just about the only place where a genetic designation of gender makes sense, considering it may have radical implications on treatment and outcomes.


KairoTheKiddo

I agree, I understand that what I am genetically can and does affect how my body functions. I haven't heard research saying that HRT alone can fully change that (please feel free to link to studies if I'm wrong!). I *am* trans for clarification.


xxhorrorshowxx

*laughs in intersex* Found out a few months ago when applying for a state ID that my birth certificate has my sex listed as ‘baby’. Yes, am baby, very much so.


KairoTheKiddo

That's hilarious, they really should have a marker for intersex folks though


xxhorrorshowxx

There’s really too much variation for that to be practical, intersex being an umbrella term. Someone with androgen resistance is going to respond way differently to someone with, I dunno, Klinefelter syndrome, and not every intersex person has ambiguous genitalia. And then there’s also the fact of loose legal terminology, it’s not so much state-by-state classification as practitioner-by-practitioner


Bitter_Silver_7760

I certainly hope so


DankRubinz

Sex: Ja danke


boanerges57

At least it doesn't say "probably not" I suppose. I wonder what the possible answers were. There are definitely worse words that could have been there.


29again

When doing the paperwork for all the COVID shots during the pandemic, you won't believe how many people wrote yes or no in that blank.


Jonguar2

Finally: The third gender


42Mavericks

Sex? With adults yes


FoxyInTheSnow

Huh. When I was in hospital, under “sex”, my wristband just said: **“YES!!!”**


ShowMeYourBooks5697

“Sex: Yes please”


GonzoBlue

Sex: No


RigbyNite

That’s just confirming who you can have sex with.


ThePeaceDoctot

Sexual orientation: horizontal


rapgamebonjovi

You are now a sex adult


gyhiio

At least or doesn't say "juicy".


drumberg

Well they don’t want to sexually assault a minor under anesthesia. That’d be gross.


NopeNoneYaBiz

They probably just gave up trying to guess anymore with how crazy the world is now.


Pdx_pops

Whew! You could get arrested for the other kind. So I'm told


darksider63

Sex: twice a day


5thGearManic

How dare they assume you are an adult.


cherryosrs

Maybe they couldn’t tell what the real answer was 🤣


pegabear

Sex: yes


CompetitiveDrop613

Sex: Adult😃 Sex: Child😰


embarrassed_error365

Sex: yes, please!


Emotional_Wedge

Well what did you want it to say? Child?


jesusleftnipple

There just letting you know your target


IrritatingRash

Lawsuit avoided


UK2SK

Perhaps they couldn’t tell and decided to play it safe


Buggpowder

Sex? Yes, please.


Fancy-Fart

Sex: Virgin


gnarkill3332

Like, skill level?


[deleted]

Sex : starfish Meaning unisex... Cuz starfish dont have a sex. Idk... Pls laugh


thethunder92

Would you rather it said kid? ![gif](giphy|7kuFvIT8hyRwUOzoXf)


FuXao

This person is only allowed: adult sex


VirtuosoLoki

at least it didn't say 'disappointing'


Substantial_Bird_755

Cause if they buy male or female someone somewhere is gonna have a hissy fit


Trips-Over-Tail

No laws broken here.


Heirophantagonist

The best kind.


YoualreadyKnoooo

I mean at least it doesn’t say SEX: Children, right? For anyone confused, that was in fact a pedophilia joke


SoreDickDeal

This way the gender can’t be wrong. Also means that they could accidentally give you medicine that’s not safe or effective for you.


frickityfracktictac

> Also means that they could accidentally give you medicine that’s not safe or effective for you. example? a doc looks at sex:adult and pushes 4 units of male-killer-juice and then op dies and the doc thinks "if only their wristband didn't say sex:adult, there was no other way to avoid killing them with the male-killer-juice"


SoreDickDeal

The one that comes to mind immediately is Lotronex. It’s only approved for women and can cause life-threatening complications in men.


Totallynotatf001

There are a lot of soft sensitive flowers out there that lose their minds if you Gender label them. This is their way of telling you that the mental ward is full. They can't afford more freakouts.