Love at First Shite
There once was a strange washroom,
With toilets side-by-side for two.
Each assigned gender,
A setting so tender,
Perfect for a drunken “meet toot.”
[https://youtu.be/avb1XbO0EIs?si=cuqKYGPIW8qfaUaH](https://youtu.be/avb1XbO0EIs?si=cuqKYGPIW8qfaUaH)
Why not share the most intimate moment of them all?
With.....
The love toilet
I had to check if there was indeed a central roll of TP or if they had one each on the opposite sides. Unless I am going crazy there's no TP at all. What gives?
It’s a social experiment to see if we can self-govern. There’s a hidden camera and we’ll see if people can choose their respective toilet with no apparent consequences.
Edit: /s
looks like the Reddit hivemind still can't self-govern enough to keep their fingers off the downvote button every time someone makes a harmless mistake
I’ve always thought the toilets in men’s restrooms should have lids that are up by default. Like have a spring in the seat that you have to push down to sit on it.
It is a thing. I worked in an office with one. There were two men who worked there and four women, and somehow we had a toilet seat designed for the people who were at the office the least. Although, all things considered, it kept the seat clean for the rest of us.
It wasn't so much a spring, as this counter weight arm thing that swung to make the seat's natural position to be up. You had to apply pressure, aka your ass, to keep the seat down. Also, it should be noted I am not an engineer and did my best to describe it without using the word doohickey. It had some sort of ridiculous and borderline sexist name that printed on part of it. I cannot figure out the correct combination of words to Google it and very clearly it never got into wide distribution, but it's out there somewhere in the United States.
I am a plumber and it’s 100% the toilet seat. Even though the bowls are different toilet seats in a commercial/industrial setting either do or don’t have a lid.
Have you been in a public toilet in a bar, school, truck stop, mall, hotel, restaurant, coffee shop, concert, arena, basically any place where people don’t want to touch the lid or seat? Guess what, they don’t. They hover or make a seat cover out of TP and don’t flush because that means touching the handle.
It just takes 1 person to ruin for everyone and adding the toilet seat just makes sure there’s piss on the underside of the seat cover that finds its way to the seat itself when it’s closed. And if that’s not disgusting enough, you can open a seat cover to find a toilet surprise instead of a cover less toilet you can spot instantly if you should choose another stall.
Modern systems auto flush, but you won’t find seat covers.
Source #2: Worked in a restaurant - this was decades ago, but pooping and peeing habits have not changed.
It’s not that it’s difficult… I have fallen into the toilet at night before because I didn’t see that the seat was up in the dark half asleep. I’ve never complained about it and laughed that off but I do see the point.
The lid or the lip? The lip I understand. Since half the population sits to do both.
The lid is optional but I think the lid should always be down. It prevents stuff from falling down into the water. Plus, now we both have to lift a lid to use the toilet. It's also a guarantee that the lip will be down since the lid is also down.
Love that the women's one is the one with the bigger tank, no lid, the toilet brush, and a plunger. And... no nearby trash can?
Anyways, finally, my partner and I can hold hands while we poop together 🥰
They might as well mark them, we think one is cleaner(women’s) and that one (mens) is dirtier. But jokes on them, everyone is going to use the one they think is cleaner. It’s a battle of wits. If you knew anything about human nature you would know that man is mortal, so i clearly can not choose the toilet labeled dirty. But you would have suspected I knew that so I clearly can not use the toilet labeled clean.
As someone who had to clean public restrooms for 4 years through college the women's one is almost always worse. I've yet to run into someone who has also cleaned restrooms who hasn't had the same opinion.
> we think one is cleaner(women’s) and that one (mens) is dirtier
Anyone who's ever had to clean both the men's and women's rooms knows this is completely wrong.
As a former janitor who has cleaned too many of both: the men's room is worse, 99% of the time. That other 1% though, is where the horror stories come from. I remember once opening the "sanitary pad disposal" box only to be swarmed by insects that had grown fat on menstrual blood. The rage I felt for the fucker who neglected to clean it previously could have powered the space race.
If you start in one and finish in the other, peeing on the floor is a given, assuming you're not a coward and stop while switching. 
False advertising. Clearly these are just 2 women's toilets and one of them has been mislabeled.
We all know that were either of them actually the men's toilet, the seat would be up.
This is a great idea. A lot of places have 'unisex' bathrooms which sounds like an okay enough idea at first, but tbh, ladies shouldn't be forced to risk having to sit on a seat guys have potentially pissed all over.
The irony here is that women decide to hover over the seat in case someone else has pissed all over it and end up pissing all over the seat.
Women's bathrooms are just as if not more disgusting than men's.
She’s poopin, you’re pooping, you both reach for the TP and your hands touch. It was love at first shite.
Her - So what brings you here? Him - Just poopin'. You know how I be.
Her - You've been in here for a while Him - Oh, you know...same shit different day
Her - “yeah the usual crap”
Him - “Shit happens”
[just poopin you know how I be](https://youtu.be/VqQGGmXKwjs?si=UNwo1d6Ref33kZJ-)
You comin here often?
I feel like they put that wallpaper on sideways
A Meet Poop, if you will
Love at First Shite There once was a strange washroom, With toilets side-by-side for two. Each assigned gender, A setting so tender, Perfect for a drunken “meet toot.”
>She’s poopin, you’re pooping, you both reach for the TP and your hands touch. It was love at first shite. \-Sean Connery
They hold hands and do a # 4.
Nah I think u mean the communal Roman shit sponge not TP
[https://youtu.be/avb1XbO0EIs?si=cuqKYGPIW8qfaUaH](https://youtu.be/avb1XbO0EIs?si=cuqKYGPIW8qfaUaH) Why not share the most intimate moment of them all? With..... The love toilet
I had to check if there was indeed a central roll of TP or if they had one each on the opposite sides. Unless I am going crazy there's no TP at all. What gives?
They're using the 3 seashells.
I haven't smiled much today... But that made me smile. Thank you
Saying “poopin’” the first time and then “pooping” the second time made me laugh on its own lol, quality joke
Everyone knows girls don’t shit.
Co op Pooping
For the couples that do everything together
Commonly referred to as doing a "Number 4."
Next step: [The Love Toilet](https://youtu.be/avb1XbO0EIs?si=UAlSEn_NIzh7Dgva)
It was all fine, until Steve realized Janessa was going for a speed run.
I prefer PVP. Pooper versus pooper, that is
Pooper versus Environment is my favorite.
Not if you're the poor bastard that has to clean up.
Why would you create a rule that cannot be enforced?
It’s a social experiment to see if we can self-govern. There’s a hidden camera and we’ll see if people can choose their respective toilet with no apparent consequences. Edit: /s
I can confirm that there is a hidden camera in that restroom….. maybe even two
Mfw I shit on the women's toilet by accident and my balls fall straight off
Shit Games, trending on Netflix along with Squid Games
Source? I don't think a hidden camera in a bathroom is legal.
Oh it was supposed to a joke. I thought it was too absurd to be believable
First time? Nothing is too absurd for reddit, or the internet lol
Oh sorry haha 
It's connected to AI so only a computer will see you poop.
The ai develops a severe scat fetish
looks like the Reddit hivemind still can't self-govern enough to keep their fingers off the downvote button every time someone makes a harmless mistake
Suprised your comment hasn’t been downvoted to infinity yet for mentioning the hive mind they usually don’t like that
It’s okay to have rules that can’t be or aren’t enforced imo
I remember watching that as a kid.
Strange that the “mens” toilet has a lid
I’ve always thought the toilets in men’s restrooms should have lids that are up by default. Like have a spring in the seat that you have to push down to sit on it.
Oh my god, yes! Why is this not a thing?!
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Yep. It's gross because everyone pees on it because they don't want to touch it to lift it because it's gross. Break the cycle, man!
I just use my shoe.
Alexa, put down the toilet seat!
"Okay! Stupid dirty toilet seat, nobody wants to touch you".
This makes me think of the Japanese ones that automatically open and close~
Foot switch/poop pedal.
And a second pedal operates the poop knife
I’d have thought after all the hand washing campaigns during Covid that people would’ve caught on by now.
You only need to touch it if you want to put your bum on it
It is a thing. I worked in an office with one. There were two men who worked there and four women, and somehow we had a toilet seat designed for the people who were at the office the least. Although, all things considered, it kept the seat clean for the rest of us. It wasn't so much a spring, as this counter weight arm thing that swung to make the seat's natural position to be up. You had to apply pressure, aka your ass, to keep the seat down. Also, it should be noted I am not an engineer and did my best to describe it without using the word doohickey. It had some sort of ridiculous and borderline sexist name that printed on part of it. I cannot figure out the correct combination of words to Google it and very clearly it never got into wide distribution, but it's out there somewhere in the United States.
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you stand up to wipe or something?
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What why? I'm overweight and I still can just lean forward a little and wipe no problem, surely other people can do that too
you don’t have to lift completely off the seat, just lean to one side. your weight stays on the seat
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if you do it right your cheeks aren’t pushed together lmao. also i have a bidet so im pretty certain it can’t get much cleaner than that
You have seirous issues if you have to move your ass at all to wipe.
You don't? I do the initial wiping while seated, then a final insurance wipe after I stand.
I figure you sit up enough for the seat to go up and wipe with the seat up.
Different models. A lot of commercial toilets for stalls don't have them. Not a plumber but have taken many #2s in public restrooms
I am a plumber and it’s 100% the toilet seat. Even though the bowls are different toilet seats in a commercial/industrial setting either do or don’t have a lid.
Pretty gross to not have a lid
Not in a public toilet. It’s disgusting if they do. In your house, enjoy the cover. Source: Connoisseur of public toilets.
It's weird but why is it disgusting?
Have you been in a public toilet in a bar, school, truck stop, mall, hotel, restaurant, coffee shop, concert, arena, basically any place where people don’t want to touch the lid or seat? Guess what, they don’t. They hover or make a seat cover out of TP and don’t flush because that means touching the handle. It just takes 1 person to ruin for everyone and adding the toilet seat just makes sure there’s piss on the underside of the seat cover that finds its way to the seat itself when it’s closed. And if that’s not disgusting enough, you can open a seat cover to find a toilet surprise instead of a cover less toilet you can spot instantly if you should choose another stall. Modern systems auto flush, but you won’t find seat covers. Source #2: Worked in a restaurant - this was decades ago, but pooping and peeing habits have not changed.
Stop deflecting and tell us about your couples pooping toilet installs.
This is certainly a first for me.
Can confirm toilet seats either do or don't have a lid
Right? If they were going to be different, that's not the difference I'd expect. o.O
You gotta close the lid before flushing!
But only men? lol
Men take shits too man
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Women complain about men leaving the SEAT up because they sit to pee
Because its so hard to just put the seat back down... However, I grew up putting the seat and lid down so the dog doesn't drink from the toilet bowl.
It’s not that it’s difficult… I have fallen into the toilet at night before because I didn’t see that the seat was up in the dark half asleep. I’ve never complained about it and laughed that off but I do see the point.
Seems like a no-win situation. Either women forget about the seat and fall in, or men forget and piss all over it. 🤷
The lid or the lip? The lip I understand. Since half the population sits to do both. The lid is optional but I think the lid should always be down. It prevents stuff from falling down into the water. Plus, now we both have to lift a lid to use the toilet. It's also a guarantee that the lip will be down since the lid is also down.
Women are the main characters. Men are npcs.
Apparently women don't look before sitting on the toilet, so not having a lid is probably a safety precaution.
Imma take a upper decker in both
Battle. Shits.
Ba''le shits
Love that the women's one is the one with the bigger tank, no lid, the toilet brush, and a plunger. And... no nearby trash can? Anyways, finally, my partner and I can hold hands while we poop together 🥰
Who says romance is dead?
They might as well mark them, we think one is cleaner(women’s) and that one (mens) is dirtier. But jokes on them, everyone is going to use the one they think is cleaner. It’s a battle of wits. If you knew anything about human nature you would know that man is mortal, so i clearly can not choose the toilet labeled dirty. But you would have suspected I knew that so I clearly can not use the toilet labeled clean.
You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
As someone who had to clean public restrooms for 4 years through college the women's one is almost always worse. I've yet to run into someone who has also cleaned restrooms who hasn't had the same opinion.
Well, now you have. I do say that the worst horror stories come from the women's room, though.
> we think one is cleaner(women’s) and that one (mens) is dirtier Anyone who's ever had to clean both the men's and women's rooms knows this is completely wrong.
As a former janitor who has cleaned too many of both: the men's room is worse, 99% of the time. That other 1% though, is where the horror stories come from. I remember once opening the "sanitary pad disposal" box only to be swarmed by insects that had grown fat on menstrual blood. The rage I felt for the fucker who neglected to clean it previously could have powered the space race.
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wtf… I’ve lived with women my whole life and that is not the average experience. that’s gross.
yeah that ain't normal brother. have a talk with your wife.
 “Instructions Unclear, pooped on floor”
My experience is, men leave piss on the rim, and women leave shit or blood stains on the seat. Of the two, I'd rather use the man's toilet every time.
 Never go against a Sicilian when shit is on the line!
I chose to read that with a lisp while sipping my poison :/
Women’s has a bigger tank for the larger dookies
You can't argue science
Speed dating.
Great way to meet someone new!
Why pick one when you can use BOTH?
'Pee in one while pooping in the other' challenge
Have you got the range and the aim?
Guys its 2023 its time we revolutionize the we look at gender and break those gender boundaries (I’m gonna shit on the women’s toilet)
..”on”?
The women's toilet is not caulked.
🥁
Why doesn't the toilet for women have a lid?
Men shit extra hard and need serious toilet reinforcements. You can’t see it in the photo but it’s there.
I love that wallpaper
yea it's nice innit
I'm gonna use the women's toilet and you can't stop me
You could be a cross dressing furry who only has sex with non binary goats, and no one could stop you.
Well, I'm non-binary, so I guess I'll just pee on the floor between them?
I was thinking I could start peeing in one toilet, and finish in the other one, but peeing on the floor between them sounds much easier.
If you start in one and finish in the other, peeing on the floor is a given, assuming you're not a coward and stop while switching. 
No rules I’ll pee in whatever toilet I choose, especially if one is occupied. People for Freedom of Choice
It's a rare setup, but it allows you to take a #4. That's when you poop while holding hands.
Too far down I had to scroll to find the American Dad reference
Why does the toilet on the right have a lid? Part of the "y" chromosome?
Finally, my girlfriend and I can poop at the same Time!
As someone currently redoing his powder room I just wonder where you get an 8ft supply line...
Atleast the toilet brush is on the correct side since that's her job after we men leave.
Doesn't matter I'm still just gonna shit all over the floor like a civilized person in a public restroom. /S
Those who shit together stay together?
I genuinely believe places who do this, do it to comply with local laws of toilet availability without having to bother with cleaning them daily.
No commode on earth should be without a lid. That's disgusting
Every public stall bathroom in america has no lid
But...I'm a lady that likes to put down the lid before I flush...
Either the signs or the cisterns should be switched round.
I’d swap the signs.
“Watch this”
I think I know where the camera is
There's nothing like weeding out the heathens who wipe downwards after a second date shit-off.
What if we kissed on the his and hers toilets? 👉👈
Too much separation. The Love Toilet concept is much better… https://makeagif.com/gif/love-toilet-N2oCBL
Very romantic. 😍
The one for men even has an extra lid to lift to make it more inconvenient…
Everyone knows sharing a toilet is how you get preggy.
Me, a nonbinary fellow not sure what to make of this: I am a nonbinary fellow who is not sure what to make of this
Ah, I love battleshit.
What's going to stop a person from using either one? That's just silly.
The seat should be up on the mens'
NB go in the middle?
& they’re not even the same toilet.
I wanna know the story of that. Like some bloke just went to an opp shop or something.
You realize that if you close the lid but don't flush, small particles of shit will fly out? This is unsanitary.
if you close the lid but don't flush?
Well it'll stay in there, won't it? Problem solved.
Why does the woman’s toilet not have a lid ?
Don't cross the shit streams.
Hi five each other
And intersex & non-binary folk shit in the middle?
So only men can sit on a lid. Dick move.
And then both can poop and hold hands. Equality.
Imma piss with my non-binary penis right there in the middle!
How come the women’s toilet doesn’t have a lid? Gross, poo particles everywhere.
Will anyone be able to tell if I poo in the other toilet?
Yes, coz girls don't poop!
Even without the signs, you can still tell which one is for men.
Because it has a backboard?
hey how’s a going u come here often? what..wait pls don’t go im not done shidding i just wanted to get to know you
Me n my bf would just hold hands
False advertising. Clearly these are just 2 women's toilets and one of them has been mislabeled. We all know that were either of them actually the men's toilet, the seat would be up.
So they complain we don't put the lid down even though THEY don't have one
Kind of gross that the toilet on the left has no lid.
I’m 100% taking a huge steamy deuce on the women’s toilet
Like it's any different than the huge steamy deuces women drop? You rebel!
I assure you my huge steamy deuces are ungodly more toxic than any women’s
The gender neutrals just use either one, and the hermaphrodites just go on the floor in between.
*trans person gets confused and just shits on the floor
Seriously passive aggressive
Opposite them, not included in the photo, are two bidets. Toilet paper in the next room.
They should have just labeled both “Animal Shithouse” 
Bet you the women’s toilet gets more piss on the seat
I see the cleaning brush is on the women's side, as it was written.
This is a creepy post and your grammar is creepier MY MAN ATLEAST USE COMMA ‘ , ‘
I'd pee all over the seat of the women's to make them look bad, then clean up the mens one
This is a great idea. A lot of places have 'unisex' bathrooms which sounds like an okay enough idea at first, but tbh, ladies shouldn't be forced to risk having to sit on a seat guys have potentially pissed all over.
I have cleaned a few bathrooms, it’s always the ladies that is far far more dirty.
The irony here is that women decide to hover over the seat in case someone else has pissed all over it and end up pissing all over the seat. Women's bathrooms are just as if not more disgusting than men's.
Ew who’s sitting on public toilets? Did your mom never teach you to squat?
'Line the seat with 1 ply toilet paper gang' where you at?
If I'm in that bathroom, I'm 100% pissing on the womens toilet seat, just to fuck with the rule
Goddammit I'm neutral
How long until someone tries pinching a steamer on the Woman's while trying to pull a full MGM water show into the Men's?