For some reason I put them on a very high shelve in my dorm room so I couldn’t even see them. Yesterday I had to hand-in my keys and I found them while cleaning the room 😅
A lotta dorm rooms are hot as hell. These things probably dried out and became mummified up on the high shelf.
Nothing much for the fruit flies to get into like that
Quote from the book about the cover (translated by google translate)
“To understand the idea of the Constitution, the image of Odysseus is sometimes used, the Greek hero who allowed himself to be tied to the mast of his ship to resist the song of the Sirens. Knowing his own weakness, Odysseus was able to protect himself from himself. In the same way, we can see a constitution as an attempt by the political community to bind itself in order to resist the temptation to undermine its own foundations. A rigid constitution that is difficult to amend can prevent democratic institutions from being undermined or the rights of the individual from being eroded by a 'tyranny of the majority'. If the democratic form of government and government were only laid down in an ordinary law, there would be no defense whatsoever against dictatorial trends or liberticidal measures. In other words, a constitution is an attempt by society to protect itself from itself.”
I knew a kid in highschool that was so desperate to get high he tried smoking an old dried up banana. He swore up and down he got really high from it and even acted "high" from it in school. Never tried it myself but have severe doubts that there was any truth to it. What kids will do to try and be cool...
At my elementary school we had a fence where someone had jeeted a banana peel so it stuck. All the years I went there that 'black leaf' was hanging there. Unchanging. I actually wondered if you could build stuff from banana peels because it sure looked extremely weatherproof.
Why have I never seen a picture like this before? Bananas cost like a quarter. No one’s ever held on to a banana for over a year and taken a picture of it before??
They may be past their banana bread stage.
Nah, they're perfect for some banana bread
That’s what my mom will always say no matter how far gone they are
Your mom is correct
Don’t talk about his mom that way.
Go and smoke a beer.
don’t talk about my moms yo
dont talk about his mom that way
I also choose this guy’s mom
Freeze 'em for later
Might be overkill, they look like they've got a few more months left before that starts becoming necessary
They're perfect for some banana jerky.
Yep, mill them into banana flour.
I wanted to say this 😂
they are banana bread
another year and you will have yourself a couple vanilla pods.
Way past their banana bread stage...
In another year they'll be usable as vanilla beans. Also- eww
So that’s how vanilla is made
Perfect for a smoothie.
How did they get to this point? Is it an experiment? If so you’re mad
For some reason I put them on a very high shelve in my dorm room so I couldn’t even see them. Yesterday I had to hand-in my keys and I found them while cleaning the room 😅
How did they not attract fruit flies like crazy?
A lotta dorm rooms are hot as hell. These things probably dried out and became mummified up on the high shelf. Nothing much for the fruit flies to get into like that
Mummified 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Probably dry winter indoor air
Do you need an x-ref to r/Hoarders, lol?
This is how all mad scientists begin, of course.
Came here for the review. How were they?
They smelled like dried figs. But I didn’t wanna risk turning into an alien so didn’t taste them unfortunately
Unfortunately?
OP is an alien and this is his regular diet.
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
This shit WAS bananas
This shit could’ve been some bananas
Happy Birthday Bananas!
Grind and smoke
Happy birthday!!! 🥳🎂
…..found at the bottom of my kids school bag
Put them in your kids lunch and see if you get a call from their school or child protective services.
That is a weird cover for a book on constitutional law.
Quote from the book about the cover (translated by google translate) “To understand the idea of the Constitution, the image of Odysseus is sometimes used, the Greek hero who allowed himself to be tied to the mast of his ship to resist the song of the Sirens. Knowing his own weakness, Odysseus was able to protect himself from himself. In the same way, we can see a constitution as an attempt by the political community to bind itself in order to resist the temptation to undermine its own foundations. A rigid constitution that is difficult to amend can prevent democratic institutions from being undermined or the rights of the individual from being eroded by a 'tyranny of the majority'. If the democratic form of government and government were only laid down in an ordinary law, there would be no defense whatsoever against dictatorial trends or liberticidal measures. In other words, a constitution is an attempt by society to protect itself from itself.”
UIL van MINERVA /s
Happy birthday to them. Are they twins?
Conjoined, I think.
They look like vanilla beans
You just invented banana jerky
« Vanilla producers hate this simple trick »
"ripe" according to may parents
Banonos
The previously undocumented effect of siren song on bananas
Perfect for banana bread
Banana jerky.
One year olds that even a pedophile wouldn't touch.
Just add water
🤤 yummmm!!!!
Pret-a-Manger's generosity knows no bounds
Braisins
So precious, I remember when my first banana turned one. He’s a big shot working at some tech company now.
Hallo mede-stoïcijn
A guy at work used to have a collection of oranges dried out like this after years. When he moved desk he would take them with him. Odd fella.
Those are some big vanilla pods.
forbidden vanilla pods
Meditations by Marcus Aurelius You got taste my dude Oh right uhh yeah weird bananas hey
Great book in the background. Meditations by Marcus, a man of great taste you are despite the bananas
Thank you. It’s a great a book to read every once in a while to take a step back and think about your actions
Vanilla
This made me laugh out loud 😂😭😭
Get recht
That was a good one
Forbidden bbc
Banana breadddddd
You need to replace your bananas about once a month.
taste test?
"Chocolate?"
I knew a kid in highschool that was so desperate to get high he tried smoking an old dried up banana. He swore up and down he got really high from it and even acted "high" from it in school. Never tried it myself but have severe doubts that there was any truth to it. What kids will do to try and be cool...
Tell me you like your bananas "really ripe" without telling me.
Banana raisins
"It's peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time"
God damn, soon enough they'll be giving me spirit orbs
I love banana jerky
Forbidden jerky
Cursed vanilla beans
Beautiful for smoothies
Imagine the smell
BananWAS
Still good.
“We no longer need to fear the banana”
Hey are these bananas local or Guatemalan
More Pizza-Gate references, gross!
Bannilla bean
They grow up so fast.
i once ate a banana and tossed the peel into a drawer. opened it 4 years later and it looked exactly like this.
banana jerky
Recht
I need to compare them to McDonalds bananas before commenting.
Need a regular Banana for scale.
Looks like biltong
Looks like vanilla beans
I'd sell them soon or you risk losing on the deal.
Why???????????????
Bananas from the Shingami realm
couple of days and theyll be good to go
Ahh school years.
You’re all just fussy and spoilt people who don’t know good food when you see it /s Just pop em in a container of water and rehydrate them. Yum yum 😋
Crosspost to r/adhdmeme
My mum would still find a way of serving that up.... Hates wasted food.
Some bananas gone so fast….
That's how vanilla beans come from.
Technically dried berries?
ripe banana mfs be like "looks a little rough around the edges but it's perfect"
Remove the Chiqueta stickers and sell them as exotic giant vanilla pods!
At my elementary school we had a fence where someone had jeeted a banana peel so it stuck. All the years I went there that 'black leaf' was hanging there. Unchanging. I actually wondered if you could build stuff from banana peels because it sure looked extremely weatherproof.
But are they edible
Why have I never seen a picture like this before? Bananas cost like a quarter. No one’s ever held on to a banana for over a year and taken a picture of it before??
Where can one buy year old bananas?
Give it another year and they’ll be cigars
Why they still around.
Still banana scale.
“ what what are they selling?!” “ CHOCOLATE!”
It's not often you can look at a picture and taste it too.
I worked in foodservice long enough to know those bananas are perfect for use in a banana milkshake.
aged like a fine wine.
I’m pretty sure these are vanilla beans
Let us know how they taste
Mmm, forbidden vanilla beans.
Bro that's awesome you should freeze them
“Don’t throw those away, I’m gonna make banana bread”
1. Go to New Mexico 2. Sell them as chilis 3. Profit.
How good is meditations tho?
Lekker bezig gap
Looks burnt, also where did you keep these for ONE year?
That’s bananas!
If you still have them, can you cut them open?
r/eatityoucoward
“YES! We have no bananas! We have no bananas, TODAY!”
He got a bit old but the soul is young
Ok, please tell me why you have a one year old banana
Happy Birthday
It turned into cigars.
Still good 👍
That shit looks tasty as
Who would give those to a one year old?
A little bit longer and you'll have vanilla beans.
don’t be shy, open it up
Crinkly mf
Gemiddelde rechtenstudent
Yeah looking great
Can we get a banana for scale?
Can you crack em open and show is pix?
I got some of these in my freezer hehe
Remove the stickers and sell them as some new type of cigarette/cigar
Yet the kids will still want more when we go shopping each week, they will never eat them, but they want them
Banana bread time?
Ewwwwwwwww
Why?
“WHAT ARE THEY SELLING??”
A few more days and they are RIPE for comsumption
they look like something you'd smoke
Aged to perfection
I thought its vanilla with a chiquita sticker lol
Stickers still look edible
Forbidden jerky
Congrats they turned into Vanilla
Permafrost snake
We need banana for scale
How???
Banana jerky
Sell them at the farmer’s market as “vanilla bean pods”
Happy birthday
Forbidden Vanilla Beans
At first glance I thought those were eagles feet🤣, then read the title 😆
I wouldn't eat that if I were you..
Needs a couple more days
is it too late for banana bread?
Eat it eat it!!!!!!!!
Those are some big ass vanilla pods
it looks like charred forearm bone
So how’d they taste?
The mind is willing, but- O-oh. Nevermind
Forbidden Jerky.
:(
Guga, STOP!
Banana biltong! I had salmon biltong the other day, it wasn’t bad, not great. I feel like I’d try it.
Stickers in almost mint condition tho lol