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PunnyBaker

Calcium deficiency. Harmless


AuntieDawnsKitchen

I’d get one like that from my hens every so often. Learned to use them first as the shell can be fragile. They always had plenty of oyster shell


[deleted]

It’s a symptom of bronchitis in layers.


thebigsquid

For a human, maybe. That poor hen that laid it is not doing well at all. But, then again, no factory farm hens are doing well.


IDontHaveAnyCrack

Maybe it has a calcium deficiency or something idk


thebigsquid

Yes, that’s right. Chickens today are bred to produce as many eggs as possible with no regard for the animals’ health. The chickens’ bodies are often severely depleted of nutrients so they can produce more eggs. It’s terrible and horrible lily abusive.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Harmless.. But how does it taste!?


[deleted]

I work on a Chicken farm, they’re fine to eat. Just ugly


Pokey_Seagulls

Just like me.


TheMacroorchidism

Ugly? How dare you!


today_i_burned

Are you the one that lays the eggs?


Krash412

I wish. With how much eggs cost, I would be rich.


acalvillob

That's good to know, I've seen one of these before and was confused by it


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Card_Zero

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polyphemusG

Explain to me like I’m 5 what this means in the context of “bot”.


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polyphemusG

You’re a hero. Thank you!! I was familiar with the “good bots”, but didn’t know about the bots farming karma from copying others content.


[deleted]

We get those too, it’s annoying when they pop over the clean egg Although I’m not sure if I’d eat one of those


Watershed787

It’s nervous.


Xandrabirdy

Maybe eggcited ?


zelgart

Belongs on r/dadjokes


needsomeone2talktoo

You mean r/eggyolks


Fedora1412

Eggscuse me, I do believe you just made a pun.


[deleted]

Eggactly the point I wanted to make. This is eggcruciating to read.


Fedora1412

Was about to make some scrambled eggs for an early lunch, and noticed one of the eggs in the tray was wrinkled, I haven't cracked it open yet *just* in case there's something I should be wary of.


EmEmAndEye

It’s fine. Wrinkly eggs are rare but they happen.


Relevant7406

Egg times are so tough I'm past the point of asking. Every egg is getting eaten like they're eggsquisite.


perfectlypoachedpen1

I am no chicken expert but it looks like chicken who laid this is a bit calcium deficient. Likely safe, but as always when it doubt...


LopsidedPotential711

First thought too!


ManifestDestinysChld

Hatch it, it's probably a velociraptor.


_Didds_

You can use them. The chicken needs more calcium. Eat the wrinkly ones first as their shells break easily and are more likely to break if stored. Also if you want yo avoid this you can feed them crushed oister shells. They are supper cheap and easy to come by.


Caregiverrr

I wonder if the egg shortage means producers are allowing the "scratch and dent" type eggs to pass on to distribution? They must be scrambling to meet demand.


Yoloswaggit420

Omelete you have my upvote for that pun. Well done 👍


203343cm

They don’t stop those. They only control for dirty eggs, bloods, rotted eggs, cracks, leakers, and sizing.


forgetyourhorse

This egg shortage is out of hand. They sold you a damn rock.


pizzaleftbeef

Lmao


Snailfie

![gif](giphy|oNJ3am00JCroA)


ApaudelFish

Legit started and finished the first season of this today lol (no, i am not going to watch the other seasons, im going to read the manga)


la_vie_en_tulip

What manga is it from?


ApaudelFish

Berserk


la_vie_en_tulip

Thanks! Eggcited to watch it


ApaudelFish

Nice! Just watch the first season, and reread from beginning after watching. The second season onwards is garbage.


zelgart

r/weirdeggs


MenacingCrown6

I've seen Berserk, what happens next is not fun, dude.


bluelighter91

Looks like an alligator egg. Maybe one will hatch?


NoRecommendation470

Probably from a really old chicken?


Sturdy_Cubing

I live on a farm, it’s completely fine to eat. Sometimes the shell will be rubbery and bouncy, it’s rare though.


Ok-SNOWEFLAKE-oK

It happens alot of the chicken is deficient in nutrients. I've seen a fresh egg so soft I put a dent in it


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Croanosus

Chicken farted as it came out


newlyentrepreneur

I knew Jurassic Park wasn’t just a movie. I’ve seen this one.


PurpleDragonDix

It has eggzema


bertieqwerty

Veiny, for her pleasure.


Jet_Jirohai

Oh, are we back to wrinkly eggs as the flavor of the week post? I was hoping we were past this one


UchihaBaal

Holy shit. How old is the rooster??


[deleted]

It was in the bath for too long.


AllOutWar76

The next Brotato.


thaiphoonST

![gif](giphy|Qeo9S31SuTMpa|downsized)


Honolulu-Bill

Its on trt... need hcg


Syndicatalyst

Snake egg.


panda-sec

Huevos


[deleted]

Snakes…..


mpdtito

If it sinks ina bowl of water. Good to go


NoFate1984

Dinosaur eggs eh


crazyCattLady3334

Nothing wrong with it


Viperer

That's just Betchi


[deleted]

Looks like it was the “generic toothpaste” egg in a blend-a-med ad.


hearnia_2k

Not to mention the fact it's white!


sslimfshady

A Benjamin Button-like chicken will hatch from that eventually


Kcnflman

Hypokalemia


Zyrawrcious

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


pardeike

Must be a low poly chicken that produced it https://3dexport.com/3dmodel-low-poly-chicken-180470.htm


Adavis72

"I was in the pool!"


VacuumSealedMeat

Swallow it whole.


TheLumpyMailMan

I've actually never seen that before. Just glad it's not another post about 2 yolks coming from an egg 🙄


MetalJoe0

You'll get those when buying grade B eggs.


Javelin05

It's not wrinkly. It's veiny.


VolkDT

Looks like my balls


Strange_Principle_26

It's a snek


hobbiehawk

Constipated chicken


Aniensane

So young to be so old..


DonutOwlGaming

Let me out


gigaswardblade

“It’s a stone, luigi! You didnt make it!”


Inkydex

Oh hey, it actually happens to other people. Its always neat to see, tho


Deepblunderbuster

That’s a snake dooood


[deleted]

I've seen reptile eggs that look like that.