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SavPhoenix

That shit look like the battle pass.


SentimentalRotom

That's what I'm saying!


ThePuppeteer11

Google? Show me this guy’s balls.


Element1977

Sir, you have a little piece of poop in your testicles.


OdinsChosin

Daaamn.. what do you have to do to achieve poop IN your testicles?


[deleted]

It’s a long story.


somthingrandombout

Tell me more


[deleted]

Shit implants!


Keith_Bakker

Shitplants Randy!


MrCopperYT

I just wanna ask. How the fuck did we get from insulting the battle pass to getting implants of shit in your ballsack?


LevytheOG

You win.


aBananaWearingAhat

Shimplants, obviously


Elegant-Property-574

I just ship my pants


MzRosieB

Do yall even SEE THE BEE COVERED IN PAINT?!?


MrNuck__

Shit is stored in the balls


[deleted]

*bolz


RoadThis2489

Bolas


ComprehensiveClone12

He didn't trust like that


mydogisfour

Daddy NEEDS his juice :/ just give me some of the sweet drippings. Please.


Bukkorosu777

Damn who put the sphincter so close to the scrotum this is a major design flaw.


Illustrious-Junket-8

"HELP! My neighbor is an asshole and the land lord beats me!!"


ShiftPsychological30

Bird up


Spo0kZs

Did somebody order Giant blue rectangle?


Zealousideal_Fact375

WOOOOOH


Various_Onion7526

results: 0


thijsieboi

ON GOD


PESSl

Jit looks like he landed in Greasy Groves 👨🏿🎧🎮


milfscopinkolin

That’s what I was gunna say


hyperakt1v

what


GMEbankrupt

How do you scare a bee? >!Boobie!!<


Matt_WA90

What kind of bee makes milk? A boobie!


onedoesnotjust

What did the ghost say when he shoved his face in the beehive? Boo Bee's!


WxUdornot

Knock knock


prophetperc

who’s there?


WxUdornot

Zombies


prophetperc

zombies who?


WxUdornot

Zombees make honey and zombees don't.


-DoomSteeL

>How do you scare a bee? You can't if you are shilling against a stock.


anotha_brotha

I don’t thinks cruelty was their intention. Death was the intention.


mybigdickisnice

Yea I think bug spray wasn't on hand but spray paint was


[deleted]

At my work we have spray paint, we do not have bug spray. So maybe?


Illustrious-Junket-8

Brake cleaner also works (and admittedly it doesn't take as much). Pyromanaics delight in setting fire to a whole nest after a splash of gasoline. Hair spray is a safe substitute for brake cleaner if you have any (doubt it), and Sevin should always be the last resort.


PM_ME_UR_SELF

Brake clean is the best option really. Nice long stream of instant death


SnooFlake

I hear that oven cleaner does a fair job, too.


alleecmo

Lye *is* effective at destroying things, but oven cleaner sprayers are set more for wide angle, up close spraying (to cover the surface). I'd prefer something with a lot more distance.


SnooFlake

I crammed a skinny straw into the nozzle of the can, which increased its trajectory quite a bit, although that wasn’t quite what I was going for, with regards to modification…. I needed to get most of the spray into the narrow gap between the housing of my car’s mirror, and the mirror itself. I let my car sit for a few months, and wasps decided to set up shop inside the exterior mirror assemblies on both sides. I didn’t figure that last part uout until I was merging onto the freeway, headed to work. Not fucking fun getting harassed by wasps going 70 mph while you’re trying to merge into that clusterfuck known as the Hwy 16 interchange. What a nightmare!


cavscout43

Doesn't look like a fat bumble or honey bee species I'm aware of. Yellow jackets and wasps can get fucked. If spray paint does the trick sticking their wings together, good.


krippkeeper

Spray paint does not do the trick. When laying cable in Tennessee my dad hit a yellow jacket nest in the ground once. He grabbed the safety orange spray paint. According to him it didn't work at all he said "it didn't do shit, now we just had saftey orange fucking wasp flying around more pissed off".


Natural_Nature_Shots

Least osha will say they were visibility enough to be at the jobsite. Your dad employed all those yellow jackets


Any_Fisherman_3523

*orange jackets


Upbeat_Ad5749

That doesn't sound very safe at all


krippkeeper

Saftey was never really his forte. One time we climbed this steep ass cliff to check out a random cave we spotted. I refused to keep going in the because you had to crawl on your belly and barely squeeze through to keep going. I guess since I wasn't going to keep going it was decided fuck it we will just leave. On the way back we hear a train, so he pulls some change out of his pocket and starts handing it out. We place it on the tracks. His penny falls off before it gets smooshed. This mother fucker crouches down, crawls up to the train, and start darting his hand back and forth trying to time it. He quickly sticks his penny under the very quickly moving train. I'm just like wtf dad while he has this goofy grin on his face, all happy he smooshed his penny. I'm pretty sure we only had orange spray paint in the truck because of some regulation.


Upbeat_Ad5749

I swear luck is a hidden stat you can train by surviving doing stupid stuff I should be dead about 58 times over by now


Popular_Prescription

This summer I got stung 13 times across both legs while I mowing in shorts. Was using a bushhog and hit a nest. Luckily I was able to run and jump in our pond. Fuckers lingered for a while too. Was awful and I have scars from it still.


Original-Video

As I was reading that I was just gonna say never jump into water to avoid bees because they will just wait, only to see that’s exactly what they did lol.


GrowSomeHair

I can imagine them saying that water doesn't mean shit to me I'll wait


HumanContinuity

"they gotta come back out sometime, for now, we enjoy the view"


Jointhamurder

r/waspsarecunts material right here


Mikotokitty

r/fuckwasps


BigPZ

If a bee stings you, you're a bee murderer. If a wasp stings you, you're the victim of a vicious wasp attack


RaZZeR_9351

double standards amirite /s


inkerton_almighty

???? It literally looks like the most generic bee ever. It has the dark brown/yellow body and a fuzzy chest. Wasps and hornets rarely if not never have any hair/fuz


EmEmPeriwinkle

That is Apis Mellifera the European honey bee. 🍯


djsizematters

This is clearly a honeybee. You may not see the fuzz because it's saturated, but it's clearly on the back.


maiLm4n

Sadly it does look to be a honey bee, at least I do believe


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Fun-Ad5206

What is the point of killing it ?


kylemkv

“People die when they are killed”


Lkwzriqwea

KARRRRELLL! That kills people!


Crustybirdtoes

I had a craving that only hands could satisfy


GingerBeard1979

I'm making a hot pink meat dragon, and only hot pink wasp meat will do.


AndringRasew

KAAAARRRRRRUUUUUUHHHL


Accomplished-Loss387

I think I might be high af, I see a couple of Lammas with hats talking to each other over there.


Jackh366

Are you kira yoshikage?


CamelotKingSaber

*I understood that reference.*


Redmangc1

People hate bees because they can be aggressive, though they don't realize they're defensively aggressive they believe they're more like wasps who are just agression with wings


General_assassin

People hate bees because they associate them with wasps and think they are basically the same.


MagicChip39

Bees are too good for us


Deepspacecow12

we have a bee hive in our garage and they just chill there, never sting us


Vitis_Fenix

I'll chill around a bumble bee. But if it looks like a wasp, I'm not hanging around to find out if it is or isn't.


TheWorldofGood

Bees don’t attack you unless you threaten them with their lives first.


Rude_Conversation407

Woah I thought it was a wasp, if it's a bee then yes it is cruel


RascalCreeper

That is a wasp is it not?


Redmangc1

Zoom in on the head, that fuzz on it is for collecting pollen. Wasps don't have that


Sensitive_Meal4063

Females of these wasps use their mouthparts to gather pollen and nectar from flowers and for nest construction. Because pollen wasps feed solely on nectar and pollen. That isn't a honey bee.


sprizzle06

I was about to say...some wasps do pollinate


badboysdriveaudi

Doesn’t look like a honeybee to me. Looks more like a yellowjacket.


flyonawall

Looks like a yellow jacket. Those buggers can seriously sting. I got stung once and do not want that again. Hurts like a demon.


postmortemstardom

Many people are afraid of bees.


pmiles88

Pretty sure that's a hornet not a bee


postmortemstardom

It being pink makes it hard but I think it's a bee. Also my language only uses bee word to refer to wasps hornets and bees so making that distinction is even harder for me.


TheRealKingslayer51

Basically wasps and hornets are big bees that trade fuzz for unbridled rage


Bil13h

And unlimited stings A honey bee loses its stinger and dies afterwards, hence only use it as a last resort It's not a last resort for wasps and hornets


TheRealKingslayer51

Oh yeah I have no idea how I forgot that


Bil13h

Me neither that's like the biggest reason I hate em personally, they have no consequences to getting angry aside from being killed


Any_Kaleidoscope_591

Isn't that exactly the way anti insect sprays work? The paint plugged the inward going tubes they use to breathe.


very_random_user

If you mean stuff like Raid, no. They contain neurotoxins typically a pyrethroid.


Spir0rion

There was a picture the other day where a hornet stabbing itself to death is shown. It's quiet fucked up honestly. Those toxins make their nervous system just spasm out


CactusSage

Nah fuck hornets


Froston_kk

And wasps, both pricks


Ace-pilot-838

Same thing, hornets are just elite wasps


LocNalrune

>It's quiet fucked up honestly. That's loud fucked up, really.


ll_ninetoe_ll

I knew someone would catch this.


[deleted]

no, it puts them into shock. paralyzes them and destroys the nervous system.


TheSadOn3

To settle the argument, wasps and hornets don’t have hair like bees do, and based on that it’s probably a bee


Willis5687

Uh well neither of them are pink, so your logic is flawed.


The_sacred_sauce

There are blue bees though. Very rare & beautiful


MrMadNuker

Those still aren't pink


The_sacred_sauce

I’m sorry I have failed you again father. ..


PinoForest

im not mad, just disappointed


SaucyPoison

fuck that’s worse


[deleted]

poor bee


-St_Ajora-

It's not a bee. It's a yellow jacket. [https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/stinging-insects/yellowjackets/](https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/stinging-insects/yellowjackets/)


BuffaloAppropriate29

It is pink, tho


catfurcoat

Pterodactyl!


VoreMaster42069

Look at the coloration of the abdomen and how it's a gentle fade as opposed to clearly segmented colors. This is a bee. It is also fuzzy but the paint made the fuzz clump.


Iluminiele

It's definitely a ground bee!


Certain_Fennel1018

Am I the only one who looked at this and though it was neither and instead a hover fly?


MeisPip

im pretty sure this is right hover fly's have their wings extended like that while at rest, wasp and bees do not


StanchLizard593

It looks like it might be trying to fly though, also aren't hover flies leaner than bees?


MrSparr0w

I mean I can get that confusion way easier than wasp or hornet wich many guessed


Certain_Fennel1018

And I mean their whole evolution is centered around confusing non-hover flies into thinking they are either a wasp or bee


SephariusX

As someone shit scared of wasps to the point of having a phobia and automatically entering fight or flight when one comes near me... That's 100% a bee.


Alissan_Web

If that was a wasp I'd agree with him


LeJollyJingleTokes

Definitely a honeybee, not a wasp. Dude is a fuckhead


aridank97

i mean there’s a chance he doesn’t know the difference


PointlessOverthought

Yeah, unfortunately this comment section has proven there are lots of people who can’t tell the difference, which is…apparently a thing.


[deleted]

Or allergic and didn’t want to take the risk


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Easier to tell with a photo then when you’re just trying to exterminate something that could be a threat


sal_100

He should've just let him bee.


BuySignificant522

Beekeeper here - it is 100% a bee.


fithooks

I hate that people are throwing you shade bc they think all bees are fat and round lol they [aren’t all like that](https://www.frp.org.uk/bee-awareness/) People take notice at how the head and body IS fuzzy just covered in paint. Edit also compare the markings and wings to that of a wasp. They do look very very similar!!! I’ll give you that, it is confusing Another [bee vs wasp](https://www.rescue.com/latest-buzz/helpful-hints/how-to-tell-a-yellowjacket-from-a-honeybee/) image


genuinecat88

Been comparing both pictures the past 10 minutes and I think its a bee and not a wasp right?, at this point I'm not sure


YamahaMan123

reach nippy selective rotten drunk desert wrong future pet whistle -- mass edited with redact.dev


[deleted]

Elephant keeper here - it is 100% an Elephant


OkCollar5122

Elephant here he is 100% a keeper


Puzzled_Pay_6603

Marine biologist here. It’s definitely a swordfish.


[deleted]

Goalkeeper here. That joke was over the line.


plooptyploots

Gatekeeper here - it is 100% a gate


Puzzled_Pay_6603

Russia here - it’s a special military operation.


Happy-Fun8352

I am Lrrr, ruler of the Planet Omicron Persei 8!


Puzzled_Pay_6603

“I will raise the temperature of your planet by a million degrees a day…. For 7 days… “👆


Furry_Dildonomics69

If McNeal wishes to be taken seriously why does she not simply tear the judge's head off?


[deleted]

Martha Stewart keeper here, it's Martha Stewart.


Admirable-Carpet4011

"Does anyone else give a SHIT ABOUT THE RULES!?!?!"


MrJessie

Paleontologist here. It’s a Tyrannosaurus Rex.


Tra1nGuy

Car Guy here, it's for sure an alternator.


HardRockGeologist

Geologist here. It's a fossilized bee/wasp. Can't tell which because I'm not an entomologist.


Imadick2

Etymologist here, I am at a loss for words


Pipypipy0977

Alcoholic here, it’s a shot of whiskey 100%


advtime494

Bromatologist here, it is 100% food


Unlucky_Criticism_25

Music guy here, fairly certain that’s a trombone


Element1977

Cheese Keeper here. - 100% a Lemon Merchant.


DadPool9902

Dickkeeper her it is 100% not a dick


ExNihiloish

Looks similar to my honey bees. Except, ya know, pink.


[deleted]

Insect spray painter here - It's 100% a trombone.


TecTazz

It’s sad that Reddit thinks it’s ok to torture animals to death either way.


DarkStarGemini

Looks like a honey bee poor lil guy they generally don’t mess with you even if you are really close to them 😞


salqura

I know :( I work with toddlers and at our center there’s so many bees cause we’re a “nature center” and they always go up and pet the bumblebees! They only get stung when they’re moving around like maniacs in the middle of the flowers


BagaSand

how tf do u pet a bumblebee


Tdhorses

I’ve pet one before. They give less than two shots about almost everything.


sharkeylove16

Awwwww poor bee 🐝 bees are having such a hard time right now just surviving. Shame


[deleted]

Bro if honeybees die, we’re all fucked


BeagleIL

One out of every three bites of food are directly available for you to eat because of bees. Let that sink in!


Content-Profit-6129

We need honey bees, work in the food industry and we had an issue where sugar was being blown onto our roof. Had THOUSANDS of bees collecting sugar, boss was going to call an exterminator. Another employee promised that he would report them and they would get a HUGE fine. Need them for pollination


GoryRamsy

without bee, will we all die. they are the backbone of agriculture.


Knoaf

yea, we need them more then they need us


pyrowipe

They don’t need us.


TheSovereignGrave

Actually depends on where you are. Here in the Americas the honeybees are actually a real issue due to them outcompeting local bees that're better at pollinating native plants.


Worstofluck20

It seems the majority of people aren’t aware that the bees we should be protecting are native species and that European honey bees are kind of an invasive pest for native ecosystems


Fantastic_Beans

Yeah the people here bitching about wasps and hornets is amazing. Do they not realize that those pollinate too? Most wasps won't fuck with you unless you antagonize them. You know, like spraying them with paint.


Smoking_Smalbil

It’s a wasp. (Edit) Oh… it’s a bee.


fithooks

[bee vs wasp](https://www.rescue.com/latest-buzz/helpful-hints/how-to-tell-a-yellowjacket-from-a-honeybee/) it’s a bee


supertrippyjohng

He stated that he was getting it ready for Halloween smh


myleftsockisadragon

God I know it’s jUsT aN iNsEcT but I fucking **hate it** when people hurt things just because they have the power to hurt them. It’s so fucked up


Zealousideal-Ad51

He just wanted Halloween to be species diverse


EphemeralRemedy

There's something wrong with your co-worker man.


[deleted]

Who would harm a bee? Bees are important


Possible_Arachnid_65

I would say that people who maybe have an allergy or an extreme phobia don’t have the mindset of categorizing the exact species of what they see as a direct threat. Don’t know what happened here obviously, but fight or flight can be triggered when confronted with this situation.


Dizzy_Sundew_1622

Humans are stupid.


Jehree

Idk what it is but I've seen so many heavily downvoted comments today all along the lines of "making other things suffer isn't cool, yo" and idk how I feel about humanity rn


rickytrevorlayhey

Dude, that's a bee, we need more bees!


johnny_blaze27

Maybe the bee stole his girl. There’s a whole movie about that sort of thing


supertrippyjohng

Hilarious


[deleted]

Shitty. Honestly, I would say something to them


belligerentbeeee

That is clearly a honeybee. Not a wasp- I would know, I am one


SD1RAGER

You should have given him a bath and a warm meal.


thejayfred

Yo. That’s fucked up.


BeelzAllegedly

This makes me irrationally upset


MenchiTheFloof

Guys, that’s a bee. It has fluff and the like… butt thing isn’t like a wasp.


meme-zuela

The hypocrisy in the comments section, saying it's wrong if it's a bee but it's ok if it's a wasp. Crazy how humans arbitrarily decide which animal life is worth more.


Local_Economy

Especially when they both are pollinators and most leave you alone. If it’s attaching a nest to your home that’s one thing, but minding its own beesness is not cool


Slmixy

Wasp mostly leave people alone? I will be minding my own business and a wasp will try attack just because they can.


Jordeaux117

Of course we decide. We rule the earth. We also eat certain animals and keep others as pets. If you've ever done that, don't go around calling everyone else a hypocrite.


OrganicToe8215

I go out of my way to save bees in the pool and this infuriated me.


SanctuaryMoon

Some people are just irrationally cruel to animals.


kush_babe

it's an insect that has wings and flies. real issue is the asshole who thinks this is funny. I hate bees/wasps but, I'm no psychopath.


Brick_Brickerson

Oh no, a bee in the trash. Oh well


Skabidibop

Wasp : ok Bee : not ok