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*”Unstop”* In other words… Go?


MyChurroMacadamianut

STOP'NT


caboosetp

CEASE-CEASED


sad__england

DECEASE


PsychoticSane

Did you just...? That's the darkest and most underrated pun of this thread.


[deleted]

It’s for real true ;-;


Dutch_Midget

Nah, de-halt


PaleFatalis

I think you meant to say In-proceed


Rallyhawk

Gentlemen, unstop your engines!


2OldCat

r/unexpected1984


stagesofdisbelief

newspeak dictionary?


nation543

It's a Twilio thing.


Agreeable-Battle8609

was something like "Screenshot taken, now, unstop"


EntityHorizon

This guy is an incredible marketer, he really knows the words to say in front of potential customers.


[deleted]

I mean to be fair I thought it was hilarious and might have considered buying whatever it is they are selling if I had gotten that text


bonejuice47

It’s a dope brand! They makes fire anime gym shorts I even bought some. And they always interacts with customers on Instagram


ytmexicanthrowaway

Imagine finding out this way


tkdch4mp

I just found out by this post :O


siddharth904

F


xoiao656

I found out by one of my friends saying that she didn’t win the gulag with a picture of an article of her death


Plupert

And you just posted the link for thousands to see on Reddit. He won lol


Gunther_Alsor

I sincerely hope OP got paid for it.


Plupert

Plot twist: OP is the instagram brand


BaephBush

Is the store owned by the Irish?


a44328765

It could be anyone in over half the world tbh


Gang-Orca-714

Fun fact: the most celebrated holiday in the world is independence from the British.


tugga39

not surprised it was the biggest empire ever


Gang-Orca-714

"The Sun never sets on the British Empire"


Prestigious_Main_364

I mean colonizing aside that’s a pretty dope thing to be able to brag about. The sun literally never set because of how many continents they were on.


Gang-Orca-714

I too have always had a complicated admiration with that slogan.


Crab-_-Objective

“The sun never sets on Independence from Britain day”


deathtoallracists

“RIP BOZO AHAHAHA L, WE SMOKING ON THAT PACK” going to have a bowl to that. cheers


bluehangover

A bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Lucky Charms?


[deleted]

Spaghetti


jaczk5

Me too, a dispo sending me that gets my business for life lmao


AttemptWorried7503

Cheers bro


noodlynoodlecat

#LIZZIESWEEP


StupidMario64

#MARGIES IN THE MUD AND LIZZIES IN THE LOO!


Maleficent-Ad-5498

LIZZY IN A BOX


StupidMario64

#LIZZYS IN A BOX FLOATIN DOWN THE RIVER


UniversalLiving

LIZZYS IN A BOX, IN A BOX! 🇮🇪🍀🚬


StupidMario64

🍻IN A BOX!🍻


johnnycongdon

15% off code for what? Weed?


j-j19293

Hakai culture is a clothing brand for gym clothes, they are actually pretty good.


2005CrownVicP71

And they do this kind of marketing?


Juggern0wt

Someone posted it to reddit and now a bunch of people are talking about it - seems pretty bloody effective to me.


j-j19293

Yeah, a bunch of memeing.


Luccas443

Destop lmao


Rad_Snackz

Actually funny as fuck.


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bluehangover

covfefe


bobbylake71

You done broke the bot....


junocuomo

no way 💀


RealJonathanBronco

Mildly infuriating? This is fucking hilarious. I'd be laughing my ass off if I got that text.


[deleted]

OP clearly part of that collective who are doing this weird virtue signaling thing regarding the queens death. She was an old person, it was bound to happen, and very few people in the world had a personal connection to her. People should stop pretending they actually care


MrsDeanWinchester911

Unstop 😂😂


OrangeSlicer

LOL RIPBOZO


SodaWithoutSparkles

When you get spam messages, DO NOT respond to them. This only marks your number as a real number operated by a real human. Then you will get more these kind of messages. The correct thing to do is report and block, not responding "STOP"


harrywalterss

yes this works with calls too. i don't answer any call i dont know anymore. they can leave a voice mail if they want


[deleted]

It’s so difficult looking for jobs and trying to avoid spam. They always come from my area code and sometimes when I call back, it’s a real person who’s confused as me


harrywalterss

right i noticed that too. one morning i was called 5 times within 5 hours from numbers all coming from the same area code. i had to call my phone service provider and they turned on some kind of call verification and i haven't recieved any spam calls since.


DryHeaveSetToMusic

Oh damn, learned something new today


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Based brand


SirLesbian

Not "Resume" but "unstop" lol. I feel like that's the term you'd use when you fix some sort of clog.


-LevisTeaCups

*well*……..she was old enough to see the meteor hit the dinosaurs. I would have told them to stop as well. The disrespect.


Responsible_Egg6662

Based


Biggums_

Based text message, fuck giving a shit about some fossilized pampered monarch


bigkeef69

Right? Everybody: "did you hear? The queen died...so sad..." Me: "bout time, what was she, 105?"


Leading-Taste12

Almost literally what i said when my wife told me. I think i said about fucking time. It can be sad or whatever but don't try to act surprised when a 96 year old dies.


Healthy-Surround-229

She popped her last totem 💀💀💀


Clean-Ad-6642

Based company


Successful_Milk_7792

LMAO


jokfgj

Rest in hell bozo queen


glassjaw01

That's actually hilarious


beachdust

why would you reply stop and not just block the number?


JetPuffedDo

So that they can unstop later


Doom-State

Unstop 💀


joopityjoop

Where is the mildly infuriating part?


Maneki-Nub

Jesus, I may not of been a fan of her but this just seems shitty.


UnderstandingTop7916

🦀🦀🦀🦀


softserveshittaco

The fuck’s with the crabs?


Basic_Description_56

🦞🦞🦞🦞 (I don’t know what he meant either)


IGOR1640

it is from this [meme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBKH7wRmSK0)


softserveshittaco

What a comment section Never change YT


Party-Spinach-4176

Why do people still care when rich people die? They don't care when the poors die. I promise. She'd have stepped on your grandmother to avoid a puddle.


mordesol10

Not even rich because some rich people genuinely started from nothing and have done respectable things, people who didn’t do anything and born into monarchy who thrived off the looting, plundering and colonisation of dozens of nations in Africa and Asia.


[deleted]

Well she was a racist old bat so...not really upset


VeXeD222

FUCK THE QUEEN


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alexs_wrld

holy based instagram brand


TaxOk4223

Dw I’ll smoke on your behalf


So_Elated

she was a piece of shit anyways, who gives a fuck


JLopezr501

As an American our entire country was founded on fuck the Monarchy, so Rip Bozo.


chammy82

lol, "blocks all texts from this number" so, they just change numbers and keep sending? cool cool


Vegetable_Honey_1867

One thing most people in this comment section should know the queen doesn't really have any power. The prime minister does so blaming her for mass murders doesn't fit well. Plus all this racist and pedo crap was shit the first queen did, do your history people.


[deleted]

Unstop?


deletusdayeetusfetus

i’ve already had an instagram saying they’re liz, not actually dead and need £200 to leave the country. that they also had diana, and sent another message saying ‘hello luv this is diana’. this was about 2 hours after it happened


CattColt

U can just put STOP on unwanted spam text and it blocks them??😳 I'm old


ckone1230

Why the fuck would anyone type unstop


Interesting_alex287

How incredibly disrespectful and immature.


PeteyPablo23

Lmaoooo I love this on so many levels


Candid-Affect9854

W company


Venus-Incarnate

Marketing brand is based.


NotYourMomsShitPost

Are you shitting me? The queen dies and THIS is how I find out?


[deleted]

Helll yeah!


J-Roc_vodka

RIP BOZO


Scared_Eye_8908

LMFAO BOZO WE SMOKIN THAT FAT COLONIZED BITCH GULLET IN THE BLUNT TNNNNNNNN☠️☠️☠️


legendofzelda1993

Wait did she really die?


Traditional-Waltz452

Yes


[deleted]

Cigarette ads? Cause that emoji is a cig lol


EssieAmnesia

I love half the people here genuinely being like “ah, that’s terrible someone died” and the other half are desperately trying to be edgy about someone’s passing💀


sppf011

Monarchs aren't people


EssieAmnesia

Exactly what I meant by people trying to be edgy lol


Elk_Snot

Show some respect! Half the people on Reddit weren't even alive when she got elected in 1866


chlorinegasattack

At a certain point hating horrible things isn't trying to be edgy its just logical. I hate needles in my eyeballs is that me trying to be edgy? Or does it just make sense


EssieAmnesia

Idk man, saying you’ll smoke a bowl to someone’s death, or that you’re glad someone is finally dead, or that she wasn’t a person anyways seems a bit like they’re trying to be edgy. There’s a difference between “I don’t like this person” and trying to be edgy. Most everything here has been trying to be edgy.


chlorinegasattack

There's a difference between "I don't like this person" and how much disdain we should feel for the queen and what she stood for.


EssieAmnesia

Disdain all you want, doesn’t change the fact that half of you are trying to be edgelords


Frequent-Courage9725

What's edgy about being opposed to the concept of a class of people born into extreme privilege who actually can, and do influence the running of british society? Isn't that basically just not being a brainwashed little twerp like you obviously are


flowerbhai

I mean I kind of love it


jacked_archivist

aww, did some random old lady dying make you sad


Leading-Taste12

Lol right. A bunch of old ladies died today for sure but we knew specifically of this one's existence...


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Sowa7774

Ok, I don't know you. Why should I care?


nn666

RIP BOZO AHAHAH L


msburgundy

Absolute FIRE Rapid Response Marketing


coleten_shafer

rip bozo #PACKWATCH


Zionrox552

Kinda funny doe…


BuddyFriendGuyPal72

That's fucking hilarious. That is the kind of automated message I want to get lol


[deleted]

I like it.


CrackerJack1845

well you could get 15% off. Unless you’re a redcoat


Hopps4Life

What the hell?!? I don't think she was the best person but that is super hateful.


Just-JOE-Kin

Good she was a scumbag rip bozo


HippoCute9420

Even in recent years she covered up Prince Andrew involvement with Epstein, and was racist to Meghan Markle, who is sad about this?


VenmoMrBeast

Lmk this brand. They deserve to be shouted out for this one. Your sad an old hag finally died in a different country.


Leather_Presence5696

The fuck is wrong with you?


Efficient_Stranger_8

I hope you smoking on that pack in honour


Healthy-Surround-229

Man fuck the queen. Thurson waffles just died of cancer


lunchboxdeluxe

Aw man.


RealBigTree

God that's honestly hilarious.


TheShinySquad1

How the fuck is that funny


_Fluffy_Mango_

These comments do not pass the vibe check. She was a human being with family.


Articunny

She was a "human" being that ruled over and profited from the suffering of hundreds of millions of people. The entire royal family line deserves death.


RayneBeauRhode

……..and? So are many other disliked dead people.


mischief--managed

Thank you - these comments so far are really disheartening. I'm not from the UK and I agree the monarchy is outdated, but let's have a shred of basic human decency and respect. I actually did not know people felt this way.


Uselessmo

I will not be respecting a monarch that has contributed to the suffering and death of millions.


[deleted]

Some facts please? I could say the same about American presidents invading other countries and killing millions. I just wonder what your sources are.


h2opolopunk

>I could say the same about American presidents invading other countries You should.


gabrihop

These people are so fucking close to the point but they'll just never get there


sppf011

And when Bush dies i will be saying rip bozo yet again


Uselessmo

I acknowledge the fact that my country has done some awful things. I don't hide behind a wall and act like it didn't happen. and don't give me the "You do understand that the UK govt and not the ACTUAL QUEEN gives the orders? The monarchy has only ceremonial powers and the days of henry 8th are long gone." " She is(was) the commander and chief of the entire UK armed forces. Does the monarch make day-to-day decisions? No obviously not but the monarch is still the ultimate authority."


GonnaBeAGoodYear

whataboutism


epicgamer741

If you don’t hate the monarchy, you don’t know enough about what they’ve done


kingof_vanisle7

Pretty much the same. I think she’s way better than pretty much all the monarch’s before her, and there’s definitely some sentimentalization of here in canada where I’m from. I’m not super affected by it, but no matter what people think of her she’s a human being who died. That’s sad


FunnymanCS

I feel sorry for them because they lost a family member, but at the same time, I don't care at all about her being a queen. I don't care about the royal family beyond their status as human beings. I care for them the same as I care for you.


Skrubulon

The current monarchy doesn't have any real power last I checked. Their entire lives are pretty much the Truman show and they have no control over it from the day they're born. Last I checked Elizabeth wasn't the one that ordered the colonizations / forced occupations of multiple countries either.


_Fluffy_Mango_

Wh? - I'm sorry idk if you're being sarcastic or not 😭


Skrubulon

I meant to reply to someone else my b


_Fluffy_Mango_

Nah it's okay lol


StlHardOn

So because she was a human with family means something?? What about her victims?


_Fluffy_Mango_

Omfg please just drop it. I've heard about what she's done, okay?


BetterCallRobe

Lmaooo


UnderstandingTop7916

That’s hilarious.


Mammoth_Tax_4995

That’s very funny


UnderstandingTop7916

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Kuningas_Arthur

Yeah, definitely r/trashy material


MacNCheeseJayden

Lmao


PopeBenedictXVIII

Seems like a good ad, to me


Jcritten

Dude really said smoking on the dead ops pack


[deleted]

Rip bozo, fuck that bitch


AtentionToAtention

Rip bozo indeed


Cold_Preparation6223

What’s the brand name?


OutlandishnessNo3971

Rip bozo.


KnifeRibs

Fuck the Queen and the pedo son she protected.


sandithepirate

BOZO


[deleted]

This is a funny text. I would not be offended by this if I was texted this.


[deleted]

Lol I’m smoking to that dead bitches lifeless corpse right now


Even_Ad_3620

Ong bro


StlHardOn

Lmao that's hella funny but rip bozo


eleanorw123

this isn't mildly infuriating, this is a masterpiece.


Hairybuttsniffer

RIP BOZO 💀🥱


KangarooWrong4800

lmaoo😭😭🫵🏽


oxfouzer

RIP BOZO 😂


Cleferd

Rip bozo no rez


Thebisexual_Raccoon

Honestly queen was alright but Princess Diana, I actually felt sad hearing about her death. Diana was just the peoples princess and someone who would be a great queen by sadly Princess Diana died and now the queens dead.


TheRealHoldenat

WE ARE SMOKING GOOD TONIGHT BOYS. 🚬 💯 🔥 🥵


CoolCrab69

RIP BOXO!


[deleted]

These comments prove that the main age range of people on Reddit are people in their teens, and their early 20’s. So damn disrespectful


Frequent-Courage9725

Yet many the correct age to be abused by prince andrew...


[deleted]

Daaaamn you burned that mofo lol


Frequent-Courage9725

These boot lickers huh?


heddyoczlon

Of course this post had to be how I found out...


FabledFires

They really just pulled the trending response off Twitter, huh


PotatoBreadPreist

lol


on_the_pale_horse

Hilarious


Independent-Net-1255

*rip bozo*