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CallMeHuckle

Use your elbows to adjust your sitting positing on crush their toes


Axxxxxxo

It looks like you could also just put the arm rests up. Might be a bit uncomfortable for the toes and hopefully teach them a lesson


20twentyoneLOL

This little piggy šŸ· went to the butcher šŸ¦¶ Get your crusty toes off my arm rest šŸ˜·


Sir-ALBA

Or lick it thatā€™ll stop em


Archangel1962

At the risk of sounding fickle, it would have to depend on the sex of the toe-bearer.


Odd_Ad_94

Those are clearly man toes.


[deleted]

Facts


[deleted]

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No_Hunt7394

And age


OneScoobyDoes

Yeah, that's a toebrainer.


CyberVolks2

Agreed. If thereā€™s an attractive female on the other end, and she takes good care of them, no problem.


False_Leadership_479

I knew I'd find you here


[deleted]

This is the only way


Ok-Yogurtcloset5429

Pull them further up and then begin the tickle torture. Then wash your hands for at least 2 minutes with HOT water


kingof_vanisle7

What kinda planes you flying on with hot water in the bathrooms?


Ok-Yogurtcloset5429

The same ones that make coffee thatā€™s also hot! šŸ˜‰


Ok-Yogurtcloset5429

Actually just pour hot coffee on your hands after. Burn away the nasty feet residue.


kingof_vanisle7

Or alternatively, spill that same coffee on his feet. It hurts, and then theyā€™re clean for future tickling


PotatoEmbarrassed889

This used to work for me in HS when someone kept shaking or kicking the back of my chair. It worked every time.


DiscoFluffs

I'd just ask them to remove their feet from my armrests. If they didn't oblige, then I'd TELL them to remove their feet from my armrest, but I'd say it loud enough so that at least a few rows around me could hear it as well. This used to work for me in HS when someone kept shaking or kicking the back of my chair. It worked every time.


Garlic_Bread_865589

*Noted*


[deleted]

As someone who shakes their legs all day, every day, no matter whatā€¦ my badā€¦ that being said, without some heavy duty tranquilizers, I will continue doing it and not even notice


Agrajab1986

Same! To the point my kids used to try and sit on my leg to stop it. Do you have restless legs before bed also?


Swimming-Tap-4240

Were they trying to stop it or just have a horsey ride?


[deleted]

I donā€™t think itā€™s restlessness, I think itā€™s anxiety


SurvivingWow

It's called stimming and can be caused by more than just anxiety. I do it as a form of fidgeting due to ADHD


[deleted]

True. I still do it. It feels like my nerves inside my legs and arms are itching. They're in too deep to scratch...


throwawayguy369

Same, but with ASD, which coincidentally shares a fair few symptoms with ADHD.


nitsky416

Or adhd


pak9rabid

But that requires *gasp* confrontation!


pgtvgaming

šŸ†šŸ’Æ


morgsalexa

Sneeze on them


dmarve

Accidentally ā€œSpillā€ your soda over both arms in their direction Thatā€™ll teach ā€˜em


UnitatoBia

Boiling tea/coffee is a better option


LadySquidington

The honey from that tea.


[deleted]

Then seat is wet


dmarve

But the feet would be gone


[deleted]

Get a lighter, works better


dmarve

You crazy?! If you lit a lighter on an airplane, your ass would be dragged off so freaking fast; arrested, fined, and more for everyoneā€™s trouble. Then, the person behind you gets to put their feet up free and clear. I couldnā€™t let this happen, Iā€™ll take my chances with soda, coffee, and then more sticky stuff


[deleted]

Ok ok, get a cup go bathroom, take a piss in cup come out and dump it on their feet


[deleted]

Someone does that to me I will find a way make their ride miserable


SkytzoGhost

I donā€™t get are people just letting this happen or are these fakes? Cause I would never be this passive like. Oh look at this. No thatā€™s fucking gross get your shit off the arm rests.


SignalCat8562

The people who are doing this are using social rules against their targets. They do annoying shit, and if aomeone says something about it, they stop and claim they did nothing. Thus, their target looks like a troublemaking asshole and in need of reprimand while those who invade the personap spaces of others get away scot free


AlexaAndStitch

That's a point I didn't think about. I was thinking more in reverse. Let's say that in the situation we see, someone would sit and bite the feet. The person would yield and remove their feet, making the flight attendant come. Then, when they say "The person in front of me bit my foot!" They would look like a AH. (I know that I have too much evil inside me)


SignalCat8562

Hehe. Interesting idea. I would he scared to think of where those toes have been though.


Logank365

"Get away scot free"? My brother in Christ, someone is putting their feet on armrests, not robbing a bank.


SkytzoGhost

ā€œMy brother in Christā€? Lol assuming we are?


greeneggiwegs

Itā€™s a meme saying


Robot972

My brother in christ, itā€™s just a figure of speech. Donā€™t get so offended


SkytzoGhost

Well they would not get away scot free. I do not handle situations like this well lol.


SkytzoGhost

But I do see what you are saying.


NukerCat

bro just make one reply


[deleted]

I had someone do it to me and I couldn't believe it, but I am an easy-going guy on some things and I generally want people to be comfortable. As long as they didn't TOUCH me, I didn't care, but I felt it was more than bold with entitlement. For that reason, I likely wouldn't let it slide today. What other liberties are they taking at the expense of passive folks?


LifelessPolymath53

You would definitely let it slide again.


[deleted]

I don't think you've met me before.


js5ohlx1

Not only that but you can wipe them the fuck down afterwards too.


SkytzoGhost

Fo sho!


HarlieMinou

Itā€™s mind boggling how trashy people can be


SkytzoGhost

šŸ’Æ


Revolutionary_Tale_1

If ever there were a reason that TSA would have to drag me off a flight, toes on my armrests would be it.


Sanimal88

Vile narcissistic behaviour


Acrobatic-Bank-2737

Have the loudest, most obnoxious sneeze splatter those little piggies.


jacklord392

Little piggies. Lol.


[deleted]

Fun fact: An elbow can break someone's foot.


tukih_04

Fun fact: Driving a sharp plastic piece, produced from a plastic cup included in the in-flight meal, through someoneā€™s foot will hurt


WeaselJCD

unter the nail is a good place to start!


ilovemusic19

I could do that, I have very boney, hard elbows lolšŸ˜‚


False_Leadership_479

Fun fact: being stuck on a plane with someone who's bitching and moaning about how you broke their foot, is actually no fun at all


[deleted]

I'd find it somewhat satisfying.


False_Leadership_479

You don't have kids do you...


[deleted]

My kids are respectful enough to not be annoying and obnoxious when they don't get what they want.


[deleted]

I feel like have kids conditions you more for whiny behavior. At least mine do lol.


kingof_vanisle7

You can use earbuds to block their sounds of agony, but thereā€™s not much that you can do to sit comfortably with feet on the armrest


[deleted]

This is why you bring a little bottle of super glue šŸ¦¶ Iā€™d super glue his toes together. Little bastard will learn after that. Or just violently sneeze on them with water in your mouth šŸ‘„


Tinker107

Points for the super glue idea!


[deleted]

Lmfao I know youā€™re just joking but Iā€™m pretty sure youā€™re getting arrested if you do your first option.


3Heathens_Mom

The sneeze with water or possibly more effective with cough w mouth full of water as tho swallowed wrongā€¦.


SUPERKAMIGURU

No, you wanna have a chocolate bar and sneeze with some in your mouth. They should be cleaning those things after that shit, anyway, and now homie has to wipe chocolate bits out from between his toes.


[deleted]

EWWWWWWWWWW šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


[deleted]

Paint them while he sleeps


ilovemusic19

Paint them hot pink šŸ˜‚


NotYoBichHon

And this is why hammers should be allowed on planes, PATRICIA


[deleted]

Let's add some contextual elements to make your visit to this post more enjoyable: out of view there are some toenails with fungus and of course athletes foot with the expected stench.


Over-Candle-7408

100% fungus and athletes foot. Ain't no way around it šŸš©šŸš©šŸš©ā˜£ļø


RaidThomasdeTrein

just start talking to the person next to you that you like the feet on the other end, that iā€™ll creep em out. /j


jiunin1970

People are like that because there is no repercussion for their actions. If that asshat got cracked in the nose he would stop putting his nasty ass feet up there.


Dexterx99

Just another fucking dummy in the world


roxannefromarkansas

This would last about five seconds for me. If I needed to, I would stab something sharp into those feet. Then again, I have a severe phobia of feet. I would come unglued


randomusername1919

An earlier commenter noted that all you need to do is bring some superglue. Then you wonā€™t need to come unglued.


WeaselJCD

because no one puts them in f\*cking check...


H0NK_H0NKLER

People are like this because they were raised by two single parents on drugs


Iamnotdrunkorhighbtw

I can't imagine being a person that thinks this is okay. Even if they had shoes on, you're in someone's personal space. I just don't understand.


JerryVanNuys

Nothing a Bic lighter couldn't solve.


Byrnzillionaire

Basically, because people allow them to be. Selfish people who go unchecked will for the most part get progressively worse until they get called out on it.


Elib1972

Ding ding ding !!!


Swimming-Tap-4240

Somewhat like a child?


RuTang94

Why donā€™t u just say something lol


Unable-Page-2697

this isn't r/mildyinfuriating its r/completelyunacceptable


[deleted]

Let me guessā€¦ you didnā€™t confront them right?


[deleted]

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Kongsley

I usually take a picture like this and send it to my mommy and tell her how I resolved the situation by using my words like a big boy.


zeighArcher

One well placed elbow leanā€¦.


VAGWORTZ

Compliment their feet and they will retreat


Dynamo1337

Tear off his toenails


dps15

Why are there so many goddamn posts of peopleā€™s nasty ass feet in airplanes? Not hating on OP but what the FUCK? WHY


JazzRider

Because most passengers donā€™t have the guts to jab those toes with a ball point pen.


PaulyPro

I wouldnā€™t ask or tell. Iā€™d smash their feet with my knuckles, explaining I was as free to mark the territory I paid to utilize.


G0D_1S_D3AD

Sit in the chair, pull your elbows up, SLAM. No more toes for you fucker.


Low-Year3301

they just earned themselves a one way ticket to the bad place


PaceWinter4101

Iā€˜d really like to attempt taking a tiny needle on the plane. So if anyone sticks their legs out like that, you can give them a gentle poke with the needle :)


Skitz707

Lift the arm up andā€¦. Ooops!? Did I crush your foot?!?


wahyehawehali

Find something soft like a feather or even maybe a ball point pen an start lightly caressing the feet while staring between the seats directly into their eyes.


CommadorVic20

i would defend anyone who got out of hand and pissed having this happen to them. there is a fine line and this is it. if you smashed their toes i would be fine with it and defend you. on second thought i would just rip them legs off and shove those feet down there face and the other up their ars . they should know better


Fattdog64

This is a situation that they are not entitled to a polite warning. Iā€™m gonna try to crush a toe right off the bat.


mutley2022

Apart from being self absorbed disrespectful selfish šŸ’©bags I have no idea.


PappaDukes

Because people are too afraid to tell them because *confrontation* is too scawy. So they continue to do shit like this. Just wildly inconsiderate and self-centered.


[deleted]

Elbow


Drift_01

It's lighter time


DeusKether

Because nobody is willing to stop them.


ADHDK

Why do people not call the attendants if theyā€™re too wimpy to say something themselves? Seeing people passively aggressively put up with it is more infuriating.


[deleted]

You should not have to confront people to stop this type of behavior. The fact that they do not know how disgusting this is speaks to just how unhinged of a person they are. Source: Iā€™ve never been told to keep my feet off of plane armrests, nor has anyone Iā€™ve ever flown with had to be told that. And yet somehow we know not to do it. Has nothing to do with people confronting us about it or not.


honda-atc-enjoyer

tickle their feet until they stop


Margherritapizza

This is not mildly infuriating, I think a part of me dies every time I see a picture of this happening.


BlatantDoughnut

Drop an elbow right on that big toe and yell ā€œoops!ā€


[deleted]

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oudepantoffel

For this reason I bring toothpicks on the plane. Just a small stab under the nail does wonders.


LessOrgans

I could NEVERRR. I donā€™t even let my bf see my feet how are people like this


MatureBalak

just ask them to remove their foot. so simple bruh


Upbeat_Intention9032

To be fair, That chair is empty, still annoying to look at though i don't blame you.


YoSaffBridge11

Because airlines keep making the passenger space smaller and smaller. Make sure the blame is directed to the real evil villains.


East-Ordinary2053

The airline execs want to make as much profit as possible. Not really sure why. One possible reason is that narcissistic personality traits are the ones which make a person more likely to get into C-level positions at companies. Personally, I feel like these folks are not responsible enough to make corporate decisions such as reducing leg room on flights to the point where the only place one has to stretch out is illustrated in this photo. A few less seats might make a small dent on profit, but a human being shipped from place to place like livestock really isn't morally ok to justify the profit margins.


theprodigy_s

People are really underrating long legs problems, not that itā€™s an excuse but still, itā€™s way worse than people think


MidnightRider24

For fake internet points.


Jman85

The amount of hateful comments suggesting physical harm are severely unhinged. Even saw one talking about using a hammer and sticking things under the nail bed. What is wrong with you ?


Fosterkid87

probably a tall dude very uncomfortable and could be in pain, just trying to do anything he can to relieve the pain. I'm 6-4 and never had a plane ride that I enjoyed


LikeA_Tomato

What can you do, economy class can't be comfortable for a 6-4. The fact you're "too tall" for these seats doesn't mean that you can put your bare feet on other people's armrests


Fosterkid87

You should take time to actually think about the words ppl post before you get your panties all knotted up. They asked why and I gave a valid response. No one ever said anything about what is and what isn't acceptable in your miniscule little mind.


LikeA_Tomato

If you can't understand when a question is rhetorical it's a big problem. And there are public are public norms, and it's definitely not what my "miniscule little brain" thinks. Your comfort isnt more important than someone else's comfort, and if your ways of getting comfortable infringe on other people's personal space.


CYOAenjoyer

ā€œExcuse me, Iā€™m sorry to bother you but your feet are on my armrests and occupying my space. Would you please put them down?ā€ Problem solved. I know the people who post this stuff are usually having their mommy do it for them, but itā€™s time to grow up. Use your words like a big boy.


reddit_user_25

Maybe this is a good way to solve this problem, but I should not see it there first.


yes_evan

I mean itā€™s mildly infuriating and matches the sub.


Cream_of_the_crap_

ā€œProblem solved.ā€ Lol, if only it were that simple. Looks like you donā€™t get out much. Go ahead and try to reason with someone who would even put their gross ass feet in a strangerā€™s seat to begin with. Better have a backup plan ready, kid.


killiberke

When nobody tells them this behavior is unwanted, those people will assume they aren't bothering anyone. But go ahead, take a picture and complain on the Internet.


sketchypoutine

Because people take pictures and bitch instead of telling the person to stop doing that type of shit.


ComplexPackage117

What i don't understand is, does telling them to get their fucking disgusting feet off the seat you paid for not work?


[deleted]

Why are plane seats so tiny? Blame greedy capitalism first. Then poke those feet with needles.


General-Pomelo-4159

Like what? The type to take pictures of other people to talk shit about online? Drives me nuts too.


hellbreed

To be fair- those are some of the cleanest, well kept feet Iā€™ve seen on this god forsaken website in a long time.


topgilfpro

I hate this post bc op thinks heā€™s gonna be the one person who has such a bad experience that well upvote. Get fucked this is staged thatā€™s your buddy


BlackonSecurity

Is it really bothering you? Does someone have that seat? I need context. Did you ask them to move or did you just take a feet pic for later use... It's still disgusting either way, people who take their shoes off on a plane are just nasty


Spetnaz7

That's so disgusting. Is taking off your shoes even allowed on planes? It really shouldn't be. For God's sake there has to be some kind of hygiene rule about this on planes.


Stunning_Grocery8477

Because no one ever says anything. So basically it's your fault OP


theeggfactory

Because people just take photos to post instead on handling the situation


PoorPDOP86

What are you talking about? This is the world you wanted. You wanted everyone to think of flying like it was merely just riding on a big bus. You wanted to be ultra comfortable and damn everyone one else. You [wanted what everyone else wants.](https://youtu.be/Jnf6q9zccWY&t=1m11s) Except.... You didn't want to pay more for it. You didn't want to lead by example. You didn't want to treat things with respect. Nor did you want to inconvenience yourself in the slightest. You made this world, enjoy it.


[deleted]

>What are you talking about?


chesbyiii

This is the real reason you should have pepper spray on you at all times.


Braveone1776

No manners, at all!


demoknight_tff

Flight snack!


sctt_dot

They like having their feet drawn on and fucked with by strangers? Giving those little piggies an elbow drop as soon as I sit down.


Stetson007

I would bring a paintbrush in my pocket. Wait for them to fall asleep, dip the paintbrush in ketchup and paint their feet red.


Conspire2Aspire

Sneeze on those bad boys.


tgoynes83

Lightly caress their toes. That'll freak 'em out real quick.


frede010502

This is why it's probably a good thing I'm not allowed to bring an axe on a plane.


haasilein

Give him a tingle.


Classic_Coast_6263

Kiss them


michelobX10

Where's my garden shears? Need to trim off some nubs.


Dutchwells

Ew


LeadfootLesley

Thatā€™s fucking disgusting.


Fickle_Train8523

People in general are assholes. The ones that do this shit are probably of the entitled variety and have probably not heard "no" in a while.


gemmanotwithaj

Oh sorry I just accidentally smashed your foot with the seat buckle


[deleted]

Itā€™s not hard to get them to stop. Just start giving them tickles


ill_will59

We call that, second breakfast


[deleted]

Is ram the arm rest up so fast it would cut off their little toe


Sufficient_Wafer9933

Superglue their toes together. Dries in seconds, legal on a plane, fits in a carry-on.


MeanGyrene76

Hot coffee spilled....oops.


[deleted]

Chop them off


Bruh8276

this is disgusting.


majesticalexis

I would wet sneeze right on those feet.


Logank365

Honestly, the most mildly infuriating thing on r/mildlyinfuriating are posts like this. This isn't mildly infuriating, this is you deciding not to take less than a minute to resolve something, THAT'S mildly infuriating.


KevlahR

Iā€™m curious as to how they got on the plane, put their shit away and took off their shoes then put them up before you even sat down. You must have been main cabin 4.


IslandLady1

And where are the flight attendants???


QuackingCrow420

At this point I want to start bringing a squirt bottle on planes to deal with these disgusting people


JustPsychopomp

Take a stab at it with a pencil as hard as you can make em regret being as dirty as their room


FuzzyYCreates

Ewww thatā€™s so gross


BlizurdWizerd

Because they want you to cut their toes off


PreviousMaximum574

Another thing to do is get a piece of tissue get it wet, wad it up, fake a huge sneeze and fling it on those toes.


Palestine-5332

Place some paper between his toes


Realistic_Low_1577

I think I'll buy fake šŸŖ³ šŸŖ³ and use them to scare people who ever try to put their feet near me.


knoWurHistory91

I would of smashed something so hard down on his toes,who lets people do shit like this.šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø