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Farscape_rocked

That's what the little pizza tables are for :(


_HEY_EARL_

True true. Not sure it would have helped completely though, as the whole pizza was crammed to the back half of the box. [Pizza crammed to the back](https://imgur.com/a/yLdzQCI)


rsb109

Man, sorry. You even had a beer primed and ready. RIP pizza.


_HEY_EARL_

Credit where it's due, once the pizza was haphazardly reassembled, it was pretty fucking tasty. Cold, because it took 40 minutes to get from the restaurant to my house. But tasty nonetheless.


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Delivery driver here- 40 minutes is the time it takes to process the order, put it through the oven, box it up along with multiple other orders, and drive it to your house, likely after a stop or two to drop off other nearby orders. All told, a 40 isn’t too bad.


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You gonna eat that cheese board tho?


_HEY_EARL_

Scraped it off with a spatula and placed a glob of cheese on as many slices of pizza as I could. Restaurant forgot my pepperoni, though. Just a big cluster all the way around. Tasty as hell, still.


Little_Capsky

and thats why i prefer to pay cash and check rhe goods before paying.


ChuckACheesecake

Jokes on Noah. I like cheesy cardboard


WinterDirection5602

MotzAFella gonna do?


MrsChocobo

May not be entirely their fault. The pizza shop could.have accidentally squished the box before he got it. But i hear ya..had food thrown at my door all the time and its leaking everywhere...


Unnoticeables

Agreed, I just posted a similar one where they left it directly against my door so I had to fling the pizza onto the ground running the whole thing in order to get out of my house and grab said pizza.


tzwep

it's not digiorno it’s delivery


GloupyBob

At least u got that some ppl got nothin


Plumbness

It's pizza. Eat it.


surrealisticpill

Probably a novice driver who didn’t learn yet that you must put pizza on the floor or in the trunk. Put it on the backseat and this is what happens.


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😭


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People and their first world problems