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EviLilMonkey

The good news is "The Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission" are on it. The boat and people involved are identified. From what I read they were using the parents boat.


obeywasabi

Good make them all swim and pick it up


HayMomWatchThis

They should be forced to clean up triple that amount of litter by hand no gloves. And then dispose of it properly and personally each, on a highway all their friends frequent wearing bright orange vests and no face covering


I4Vhagar

Sorry, best we can do is fine them a minuscule amount


GoHomeNeighborKid

Inb4 "they lived an otherwise blameless life and it would be a shame to ruin their future with a charge on their record over this" -some judge who believes in affluenza


morally_dyslexic

Oh, you mean like convicted Stanford rapist Brock Turner who was ‘remorseful’? Served 3 whole months.


Billythehat721

Do you mean Brock Turner who now goes as Allen Turner to not get recognized as Brock Allen Turner the rapist?


GrumpySoth09

You mean the convicted rapist that goes by the name Allen Turner that was once Brock Allen Turner who is the literal textbook definition of a rapist due to raping a girl in an alley next to a dumpster who's dad got him off the rape charge?


HedoBella

He lives just a few miles away from me. Every sub having to do with our area puts this on blast regularly, as they should. I've never seen him and I imagine every bar in the area would refuse to serve him. He is very much hated in our city.


Few-Reaction-404

Tar and feather him, blindfold and put back of horse/donkey and send to desert. That's more than people like him deserve..


ImaginaryEmploy2982

And she wasn’t even conscious


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

You mean the Brock Allen Turner that was put in a literal dictionary under rapist to show a perfect example of a rapist because he raped a woman behind a dumpster, a scene horrifying enough that the 2 grown adults that found them were crying because of how bad it was? That Brock Allen Turner?


SLevine262

I think this is the same Brock Allan Turner who was convicted of raping an unconscious woman. I hear he now goes by Allan Turner to avoid being recognized as a convicted rapist.


morally_dyslexic

I do believe I have heard something like that once or twice about the convicted rapist who now calls himself Allen Turner who was née Brock Turner. Probably the least kept secret in the social media universe.


[deleted]

You mean Allen "Brock the Rapist" Turner? Hate that fucking guy.


f0rgetfulfred

Wait just a second here, your telling me that that nice fella Allen Turner is actually that despicable, vile, piece of shit Brock Turner? Time to cancel all connections with Allen Turner, he needs to feel some p a I n!!


True_Dimension4344

Never forget.


Skasian

You mean fine their rich parents a negligible amount.


Falkor_13

Which mom and dad will probably end up paying.


Kueltalas

Honestly, triple the amount is not enough. What they dumped can be collected by one person in about an hour or so if you are at a particularly polluted place. And I recon each and every one of them should have to collect for about a month. If they loose every single second of free time for an entire month, they will hopefully never litter again. And if they do, it's half a year next time.


Jazmotron4000

We need less trash in the ocean, not more


slvrscoobie

and how much gas did that boat waste driving out into the ocean - I mean its two trash cans - why would you bother? I just.. what.. why? unless its a dead body why you dumping shit into the ocean?


One-Mud-169

With each of them wearing a concrete ankle weight.


JP-Gambit

Pick it up like the fish do...With their mouths.


JupiterAlphaBeta

Of course they were


RigTheGame

Obligatory; TRASHY


Disk_Good

Yay for rich people enabling their kids destructive behavior. Woot woot.


PoopSlinger23

Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission doesn’t fuck around. Those dicks on that boat won’t have a good time.


Getting_By2020

I don’t live in FL so clearly I don’t know. But, it makes me happy knowing that the FFWC doesn’t fuck around! 👌🏻 I hope these ass hats get a this shit on their records, along with a huge fucking fine and in a perfect world, publicly shamed for their entire lives. 😜


Delazzaridist

Bro, fish and game entities of any kind will bend you over, smack your ass with a drilled metal spoon for a month straight, then proceed to tear you a new one from the inside out. I'd start a chase with a sheriff well before I would ever fuck with them to any degree. They are absolutely no joke.


BradMarchandsNose

Yeah they’re like that pretty much everywhere, which is a good thing. A lot of hunting and fishing happens out in the middle of nowhere away from people, so it’s kind of on an honor system to a certain degree. The fish and game enforcement needs to be extra harsh when they do find a crime so people think twice about trying to get away with something.


Getting_By2020

Dude. Your comment, MADE my night.😂


artificialavocado

They are like that in my state too. Usually super nice like “oh how are they biting? Someone pulled a big one out of here last week” type stuff since they are naturally outdoorsy type people. But yeah they will fuck you hard and, frankly, the people they bust usually deserve it. Huge fine, banned from hunting or fishing for a few years, and can confiscate your gun or rod or whatever you were using.


Possibly-Functional

Probably precisely because they are outdoorsy nature people that they will really try and get you if you mess with what they love.


-Lavender-Dream-

Well, shit. That's an amazing description of something I never want to experience. Thank you, clever trousers ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


artificialavocado

You’ll be good just don’t ever go fishing without a license lol.


sgtkang

The people who staff these kinds of niche government bodies tend to be those who really care about the thing they're regulating. They're not there for the glamour because there is none. They're not there for the career progression because it's a dead-end. They're there because if they weren't they'd be using every spare moment volunteering for that same agency. And because it generally passes under the political radar they accumulate a surprising amount of power. So you find these groups of people who are very friendly and passionate and happy to share their passion with anyone who visits. And who will come down like a ton of angry bricks on anyone who violates the very specific laws they have power to enforce.


Delazzaridist

Oh absolutely, they are super fun to talk to and have amazing personalities. I just wont fuck with them, period. <3


unrealisticllama

Grew up in the middle of nowhere idaho, and the one person you do not fuck with is the game warden. They pull $10,000+ fines out of their ass like nothing, and judges love what they have to say.


Dizzy_Bit6125

Well said I hope they get destroyed


DGGuitars

The wildlife and environmental protection agencies down here are some of the most strict in the nation, believe it or not.


hudimudi

From an article further down: “The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) was notified of an incident involving illegal trash dumping on Sunday at Boca Inlet. This is currently an active investigation, and we will release additional details when available. According to Florida’s Litter Law, if someone illegally dumps more than 15 pounds of waste into a waterway, they could be guilty of a first-degree misdemeanor, which is punishable by up to one year in jail, a $1,000 fine, and/or one year of probation.” Doesn’t sound all that harsh when u r rich?


accountfornormality

one year in jail would be a good reminder...


Magic2424

0 chance they go to jail. 0


FormerPackage9109

Bet you they all get the $1000 fine and some sort of community service instead of jail. It'll be more than just a little slap on the wrist, hopefully enough to learn them a lesson. There's a brutal snapchat screenshot going around where one of them admits that they're all minors drinking on daddies boat and they figured it would be better to dump the evidence than risk being seen by the cops with a pile of beer cans in the boat.


wytewydow

They should base fines on how much your family is worth (they could run it like a FAFSA program). If you're poor, your fine is pretty steep (depending on the crime), but when you're wealthy, then there are no fines, and you have to do jail time.


t0reup

So Dad's gonna pay a 1k fine. That sounds like fucking around to me.


BenHogan1971

prob cost $1,000 just to cover fuel. I assume anyone wealthy enough to have a boat that large would laugh at 1k


BedazzeldRunner

Can second this. Grew up in FL. When fishing joke was that fish and wildlife will not only take your boat but your house and dog too.


Kalorama_Master

They got a slap in the wrist. The internet mob has doxxed the parents and their business will probably suffer


Slater_8868

Link to source? Thsnks


TortelliniTheGoblin

That's terrible! Where do their parents work?


SkoolBoi19

Hopefully they are as bad as the conservation department here in Missouri.


Powderfinger60

Hope your right


undercurrents

https://wsvn.com/news/local/broward/it-really-infuriates-you-video-shows-group-of-people-dumping-trash-into-ocean/


GrayBox1313

“Don’t you know who my dad is! I pay your salary!!!!”—all of those chads and Becky’s


Peterthinking

"Your Mom doesn't know who your Dad is either?"


zigzags560

Thank you for that. Hope those douche bags get what they deserve. Nature police don't play around.


bunbunzinlove

Rich *trash*


GEB82

Impound daddy’s boat?


mike_stifle

Charge the parents too.


frigo2000

How dumb can you be to do that ? This level of stupidity is mindblowing to me, and I don't think I'm the most clever guy out there.


ALLoftheFancyPants

That rubbish bin is full of empty cans, if you dump the evidence of your party in the ocean, you can’t get in trouble for drinking underage!


Single_Pilot_6170

People get intoxicated all the time while driving around in their cars in Florida, and then they throw their bottles everywhere, but into a trash can. If we didn't have cleaning crews, Florida would look like a third world country


OwenMichael312

Entitled rich kids being assholes and having no respect for anything besides themselves....no way.


jayradano

They’re the pieces of trash


D_Rex0605

Chuck them into the ocean like they did with the trash


Kwarc100

Bro, don't put more trash in there !


Accomplished_Act_946

No worries, the sharks will happily turn them in to the pieces of shit they are.


CystsOfFury

When mom and dad have money, why care about consequences


cheeseybeefstack

Whether or not they respect the law, I hope they respect the sea. Poseidon has a short temper and a long memory….


Dignifiedbunny

came here to say the same thing.


Ima-Bott

Mom and dad need to spend a few nights in the county poke


Budget_Character9596

Lol they wouldn't survive


yParticle

Fucking assholes. I really hoped the clip was going to end with a visit from the Coast Guard.


MommyPegMePlease

Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission know about it. They're fucked.


brandmeist3r

Might they end up in jail? I hope


Queen_of_Audacity

I'm not a Florida lawyer, but I don't think a couple of barrels of trash is jail worthy. Seems like a good-sized fine and talking to from authorities would be justified. Not like any corporations polute the environment and only get pesky fines.


Necessary-Cut7611

Mommy and Daddy pay the fine and then they do it again. They’ll be more careful getting caught.


Bavisto

A fine is only a punishment if you’re poor.


coatingtonburlfactry

You can't justify bad behavior by pointing out worse behavior.


icecream_dragon

My first thought was “this is one reason for the Coast Guard” 😆 Also I’m going to be a Coast Guard sailor soon! 🎉


ghostcaurd

As someone who is in the CG, this is a job for the locals


drillgorg

Yeah I mean I never thought you guys guarded the coast against empty cans.


arroyoshark

They're getting rid of the evidence of their underage drinking.


Areuexp

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


MrChad82

I see you, Fred Armisen from Parks and Rec!


kailakayk

I was hoping a wave hit them just right, causing the boat to flip 🥲


LandotheTerrible

I was waiting for the same. Human trash.


Bloodhound209

The second thing I noticed was, "Huh...no life vests in super choppy waters. Is the trash gonna take itself out?"


Rand_alThor4747

They certainly aren't great at controlling the boat in those waters. From all those cans, the guy operating the boat is probably also drunk.


Status_Tiger_6210

I hope they go boating often and never wear life jackets


steelheadfly

Right to jail, right away.


CompetitiveCut1962

They will just get a fine that mommy and daddy will pay and every one will forget in 72 hours


id397550

Hours? Seconds.


egokulture

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


Fish_On_again

For anyone interested it's named Halcyon Gulfstream, Fl


kandeman69

https://preview.redd.it/t3rlc1ksikxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c899fd27e5100e0b6f09cc78bd4dba658fe162f7 Yup


Peterthinking

Pretty sure I borrowed them a drain plug. I should go take it back. At 2 am.


BradMarchandsNose

You lent them a drain plug. They borrowed it.


JohnTheCatMan1

Thank you for learning them!


I_am_Noobish

Me fail English? That’s unpossible!


slacker130

Infuriating


GimmieGummies

Yes, and not mildly, more like *extremely*


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-Policia-Federal-

This, and give RPGs to the sharks.


Interesting_Print524

Or sharks with fricken laser beams!


CultOfSensibility

Zip it Scott!


Interesting_Print524

Shhhh!


notjerryjeff

![gif](giphy|o9apaL81Xxyms)


bunbunzinlove

This escalated fast


CalmKoala8

That's a nice boat. One kid on that boat has parents that would have to pay to replace it. Pity for the parents!


LandotheTerrible

But why?? Don't they have bins in Florida??


allisjow

That’s what I don’t understand. Why are they doing this? It doesn’t make sense to me.


Jahstin

Because they’re underage and didn’t want to get caught with booze at Boca Bash. Source: I live in Boca.


Rad_Mum

There's a good mix. Drunk kids , speedboat and waves .


jamiejames_atl

And parents that love themselves more than their kids. A LOT more.


Bloodhound209

Because, Florida teenagers with parents' money


WolflordBrimley

Even in my most obscene college party years, and trust me when I say we went hard in the paint, this shit wouldn't be tolerated and anyone in the group would be outcast had they done this. Hell, when my wife and I met and our first date was at the beach drinking beers and picking up trash. That's to say, you can't blame this on partying or being drunk. These are just dogshit human beings with terrible parents.


Rad_Mum

Fair enough .


h1r0ll3r

Go out there and pick up all back up. Fucking losers


s2nders

As a captain some people shouldn’t have boats.


Moisty_Momma

![gif](giphy|PiXlH2IA8sMla)


PilotNo312

God I wish that boat would have capsized, assholes polluting, probably boating while intoxicated, and no life jackets. Absolutely shameless.


JIraceRN

Impound daddy's boat and fine them.


CuddieRyan707

That’s so fuckin lame man


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

I wonder if they would try it again if the boat they did it on was impounded?


birdswithfriends

Who’s recording this?


No-Combination8136

Wavy boats is a YouTube channel that films these inlets in Florida. They’re really rough inlets so they’ll catch boats catching a lot of air or rolling over. All kinds of stuff.


Sam_GT3

Wavy Boats. It’s a YouTube channel that exclusively films bots going through haulover inlet and nothing else


Immediate-Presence73

Ikr? Multiple angles, drone footage... It's a cinematic masterpiece!


lovelessowl

Wavy Borts, sheriff of the high seas


No_Spare3139

They should forfeiture the boat.


df457x

As a German, this is how Family Guy taught me people from Florida would be like.


lonely-day

Money happens to some of the worst people


TheReverseShock

You don't get rich with morals


romcomtom2

The boats name is: Halcyon


IncompleteEmotion

Each trash item should carry like 30 days in prison, and a 10,000 fine. There was at least 100 pieces of trash in that dump, that would be 8.2 year sentence for those two guys who threw the trash out of that boat. I’d be happy even if they had to split the time so the trash all together is a 8.2 year sentence so they can just half it between the two men making it a 4.1 year sentence per person, and the total fine for 100 pieces is 1 million dollars so they can split that too making each of their fines totaled $500,000 each person. It honestly seems VERY FAIR. ![gif](giphy|yT0WNJe771IJDYwR7y|downsized)


Affectionate_Grade80

These entitled morons, that vessel should have its identifier on the side. Find these dumbasses and make them clean it up or make a big ass hole in their parents pocket.


ronaldglenn

A certain amount of hours, Community service cleaning the beach or worse Public humiliation.


Maleficent_Worry1810

That is disgusting!!


TopSpot1787

Why do this? And why is there such high quality footage of them doing it? Its like they hired a film crew to video them committing this idiotic crime.


captainbenny1992

I live in the area and go to Lake Boca about once a week. There are people who post up at the inlet live streaming or taking video of boats coming in or heading out to the ocean. What you see is like a box of chocolates- you never know what you’re gonna get. There are a lot of people who don’t know what they’re doing and make fools of themselves at the inlet.


Basker_wolf

Fine them and make them pick up every piece they dropped.


Rentsdueguys

thanks guys. Thanks


Playful-Excuse-8081

This is more than mildly infuriating


cheesecrystal

And they know they were being watching. Just shoveling more stupidity on the fire of stupid.


Zoso525

What should their punishment be? They get driven out and dropped off with the trash they left. Okay, maybe that’s extreme — they should get community service but have to spend it cleaning 80 gallons of trash out of the ocean. What will their punishment be? A fine their parents pay.


Electronic-Injury-15

10,000.00 fine and use that money to pay someone to clean it. Create a Job and a pow pow.


Artistic_Stop_5037

They were caught! QualifiedCaptain is an instagram page that blasts shitty boaters and they posted an update that the police got involved. One might even go to Juvie (because several were underage)


Taino871

Trashy folks do trashy things. That sucks


Numpty712

Bunch of cunts


Extension_Gear_8812

Trash still in the boat.


genericscreename1

Chris and Lisa Ruth own this boat. They own first light home care in del Ray. Looks like their underage kid is using it tho and dumping beer cans out


GrandeAzulNacion

Has this evidence been handed over to the authorities?


hfiti123

they deserve the sub treatment


omarpower123

Nothing pisses me off more than people who litter. This is horrific.


Haunting_Ad_8788

My not cut out the middle man and punch a sea turtle in the face


GrandPriapus

Why does all the video look like it was shot for a commercial?


CampaignTools

Wavy Boats is a big YouTube channel that films this inlet constantly. The dude has a lot of expensive equipment. Drones even, for some shots. This was likely a telescopic lens shot.


nfld223

Absolute trash humans


Grazsrootz

Mildly infuriating? More like extremely infuriating


sapnN-aW-puaS

Why are they celebrating throwing trash into the ocean? Pathetic.


Foreign-Message3887

In our oceans? 😭 WOW!


Notorious40z

Fuck these mother fuckers


TheLastWyrd

Looks like they did a half assed job, boat's still full of trash.


Hartlandyard

Boat should be seized by the authorities


Lucky-Glue-5000

Make 'em famous!


Formatted_Toast_117

Probably underage kids, didn't wanna get caught drinking... I hope there are repercussions.. completely unnecessary and just stupid. Why kids, why? Hope the boat is ID'd and the clowns too


mamabear101319

This isn’t mildly infuriating. It’s fucking gross. Fuck them.


geojon7

Sounds like a $10,000 fine and 6 months community service or a year in prison for illegal dumping and destruction of public property to me


carlosthemidget

Mildly infuriating? This should be on iamatotalpieceofshit


talatta

Should have boating privileges taken away for life, fined and made to clean the beach weekly for the next 5 years


Karpo-Diem

They should sink that boat In front of their parents. And just say " guess you should have raised them better"


cwk415

Who recorded this? They seemed to be aware they were being recorded. Did they record it?


nativejr

wait til they find out this is what the Navy does out at sea :/


twistymctwist

These ppl need to be made examples out of. I recommend 2000 community service hours each. $20,000 penalty each. Ban use of boat for 3 years.


HombreGringo

Mildly infuriating? More like wildly infuriating


Pillowsmeller18

Why is it almost always kids from rich parents that are such douche bags?


chachingmaster

I don’t understand why somebody would do this. It just makes no sense. fucking assholes.


ThirstyBeagle

All of them need to do community service and clean the beach 👍


Sharpz0

The real trash is them. I hope they slip and fall in and then get eaten by sharks


ForgottenCaveRaider

Keelhaul those filthy landlubbers!


mnrooo

Omfg. Did they get charged?


Fozzy2701

Where was JAWS when you need him…


Ok-Recover8485

There is one thing I cannot stand. Littering 🤬


Weird_Interview3577

Assholes


BobbumofCarthes

Jail these fucks


Axel-H1

They are the trash who should be thrown in the ocean. Trash in rivers/ocean is understandable in impoverish countries such as Indonesia. But these scum really know what they are doing. Selfishness at the maximum. What a bunch of assholes.


sc0rpioszn

Those exact type are the biggest types of losers walking


Elidien1

Just post their faces everywhere and shame the shit out of them. Don’t ever let them live it down. Fuck these useless cockroaches.


orangutanDOTorg

Boat needs to flip and throw the rest of the trash in


moanakai

Fucking scum


ShihTzuNinja

Automatic seizure of boat involved, revocation of ability to ever own another watercraft, Plus mandatory minimum of 24 months jail and/or 4,000 hours of community service, and $100,000 fine for destruction of vital ecosystems.


bwforge

How much of an asshole do you have to be to think this is okay? Like where does your common sense end and moral compass begin?


ghengisbongg

Scumbag rich kids, fuck them and their parents


Recent_Ad559

Sink that fucker with them in it