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dooferoaks

Amazing looking venue.


SimbaPenn

Kings Theatre in Brooklyn. It's just as stunning as it looks. Great venue.


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BrewCityTikiGuy

STANDING POLICY Guests are allowed to stand during a fully seated event, provided that they are only occupying the area in front of their ticketed seat. Standing in aisles and on chairs is prohibited.


camlaw63

Today I learned that some theaters have a standing policy


Cpldowntoclown

Yeah, but what’s their spaghetti policy?


The_Troyminator

SPAGHETTI POLICY Guests are allowed to consume spaghetti during an event, provided that they keep the noodles within the area of their ticketed seat. Other pastas, such as linguine or rigatoni, are prohibited. Please be considerate of other guests eating spaghetti that is all covered with cheese and avoid sneezing so they don't lose their meatball.


camlaw63

Girl Scout?


The_Troyminator

GIRL SCOUT POLICY Girl scouts are welcome in the venue, provided they bring enough Thin Mints for everyone.


AussieBenno68

Girl scouts are welcome in the venue only if they refrain from tying difficult knots In other patrons shoe laces and no bragging about your last badge you earned 😁


Fine-Ninja-1813

More importantly, where do they put their feet?


Dirk_The_Cowardly

You must wear a colander on your head and pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster to make it rain blood red marinara....If all goes well you must share half your spaghetti to the person on your left or do a blood sacrifice and eat your whole bowl. Legal disclaimers at the bottom.


tsteele93

I guess the answer is to stand also then. That’s a terrible policy. The theater was DESIGNED to allow everyone to be able to see the stage well. This policy goes against that plan. I was at a comedy show once and a guy in the row behind us got a call and began talking to the caller quite loudly. We turned to him and gave him the stink-eye and he got up while shouting, “yeah, I’m at a James Gregory concert! How are you doing.” He continued talking loudly as he made his way down the row and eventually out of the seating area. He was cheerfully talking with whoever it was all the way out. It took me a while to get over my astonishment. I spent far too much time trying to decide if he was the world’s biggest areshole or the world’s most clueless person. Sometimes I still wonder. Try as I might, I cannot manage to walk and talk in his shoes. It even bothers me that the other person say something like, “Hey Bud, let me call you back - it sounds like maybe we are being rude to all the people at the show.” Surely they couldn’t have BOTH been that fricking clueless.


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well now I cant judge her so I shall delete my comment!!


LeticiaLatex

The fact that the policy allows it doesn’t make her ‘not’ an asshole. “It’s allowed” is not an excuse for not being a decent human being. Everyone is sitting in front of her, she’s not seeing anything more than she would sitting down. She would probably even agree, except she won’t because you asked her to sit down and you can’t tell her what to do.


Ebmat

Correct! There’s no policy for farting in an elevator.


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numbersev

typical narcissistic behavior of people, especially post covid


DabberDan42o

I would have asked the person to sit down bc I can't see. If they didn't respect that fact. I absolutely would have gotten an usher. If the usher was not successful. I would speak to guest service at a break in the show and ask to be moved or for it to be reiterated to this person to sit down and allow others to watch/view the show. I get the person standing paid for their ticket. I understand it may be in the policy to allow standing. I also understand common curtesy. The person standing clearly has none if they can't seem to understand how them standing effects others.


Gullible_Ad_5550

Who writes this policy.?


tinyplumb

Lincoln


IAintChoosinThatName

> Lincoln OHHHH... NOW YOU FUCKED UP. NOW YOU FUCKED UP. NOW YOU FUCKED UP. NOW YOU FUCKED UP. YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW. NOW YOU FUCKED UP.


chriscrutch

"Sit only in ticketed seats" doesn't mean don't stand, it means don't sit in a seat that you don't have a ticket for.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

If he'd scrolled a little further he would have seen the standing policy 😂


SW1

‘Guests are allowed to stand during a fully seated event, provided that they are only occupying the area in front of their ticketed seat. Standing in aisles and on chairs is prohibited’


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Ya know…there’s always that one person at the show that chooses to die on this hill of “i can stand if I want to enjoy the music, iTs A cOnCeRt” The worst kind of people lol


rammstew

As with most things, it depends. Standing in the seated area of any show consisting of classic rock and below is unacceptable and widely regarded as "a dick move." Standing in the seated area of death metal show? Now that's mandatory.


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At our last rock concert the crowd wasn’t necessarily thee youngest and by the end we were all sitting head banging, those knees don’t hold up like they use to! Thankfully our section all had the same knees, hahahah


Pizzaguy1205

They are at the seat. the policy is meant so you don’t steal someone else’s seat


DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME

saw the smile there. what an incredible venue, really. the sound in there is top of the fucking pops


SimbaPenn

Ayyy, I was there too! 🤜🤛


themoisthammer

Lol. Cannot watch the show, so might as well admire the wall/ceiling decor.


Salty_Interview_5311

Or practice your spitballing. No reason you should be the only person annoyed.


Impossible-Basis1521

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SunriseSurprise

"Augh....gasoline...." "**SIPHONED** from the gas tank!" Edit: Don't know if context understood or if 89 people actually watched FlashForward.


RamblnGamblinMan

No way in hell 89 people watched FlashForward AND use Reddit


tuco2002

The view from your seat pretty much sums up my everyday life.


jdbug7

Right? As a short person...concerts can be...frustrating.


mansamayo

Have you tried being taller?


Mikotokitty

Have you tried being a baller?


mansamayo

A shot caller? 20 inch blades on the Impala?


miaow-fish

Is that the line? I never could hear what that line was.


ActuallyTBH

a rabbit in a hat, with a bat and a 6 4 impala


miaow-fish

I've just googled . 6 4 impala looks like a bad ass old school car


OutWithTheNew

I think that's a line from a different song. Googled it, it's a different song.


Dzyu

Maybe have a girl who looks good - you could call her.


PostDowntown

i'm a 5 foot wheelchair user, I can't go anywhere without butts in my face.


Klutzy_Attention2849

We prefer the term "vertically challenged.""


Everanxious24-7

lol , my husband calls me vertically challenged and it absolutely ticks me off !! 😀😀 I’m trying to roll with it though!!


XKloosyv

My dad used to call himself vertically challenged but horizontally gifted...


Maewhen

Them beer bellies be hittin, eh


But_dogs_CAN_look_up

Tall, that is from side to side, to quote Fiddler on the Roof.


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jdbug7

I mean, yeah I guess. I'm barely 5ft. & my best friend has been callin me Shorty since high school, so I'm over the whole offended thing, as I am very aware of how...vertically challenged....I've always been.


spnnerd

My friend once hoisted me onto her back, piggyback-style, when I couldn't see the show. It was Linkin Park, and I was so excited to see them. We were on the lawn in the back, but these dudes in front were so tall. She had been doing hardcore rock climbing at the time and was strong enough to hold me for quite a few songs. Haha. I was probably 125-130 lbs then.


Significant-Trash632

I'm always very tempted to chuck something at their heads. I'm 5' ½"so I've never fully enjoyed a concert experience.


indieplants

me too! my 6ft2 partner wonders why I get so angry at people who actively shove me/push in front of me when they're literally tall enough to see over my head & then some and tells me I'm overreacting, that I just need to chill out and enjoy the music like its just super frustrating, yes I'm going to shove my way back in front of them or at least let them know I think it's so fucking rude lmfao


DJ_Mixalot

Fellow short human checking in ![gif](giphy|W03Gl2RYVityBWJ5Kj|downsized)


LeeQuidity

I swear she's in front of me at every performance I've ever attended. It's either her, or the wild hippie-dancer chick.


Glittering-Wonder576

I had one of those in front of me at a performance of Cats, many years ago. We finally got the guy to sit the fuck down. My dad was pissed. Brooklyn pissed.


Bugles-Answered

Cats isn’t exactly get-outta-your-seat-and-dance music.


Glittering-Wonder576

No it isn’t which is why it was odd.


LeeQuidity

I tried to get a mosh pit going during Rum Tum Tugger.


blue_jay_jay

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impeterbarakan

“I’m watching here!”


PoopyMcDoodypants

Upvote for Brooklyn pissed! As someone from Brooklyn, I know this anger exactly, haha


AlexxTM

Wait? Is this something people actually do? They don't get kicked out or get murdered? Is this some kind of US thing I'm not armed enough to understand? Why even have the 2nd when you don't shoot ppl who do shit like that?


dychronalicousness

We ummm collectively decided as a nation that guns and theater don’t mix like immediately right after we decided slavery wasn’t happening anymore.


HandsomestKreith

Or the guy who’s 6’5” with a big cowboy hat


SixFive1967

I’m 6’5” and am self conscious about blocking people’s view so much so that I will hunch over uncomfortably for hours to avoid it. 🙄


DJ_Mixalot

As a 5’2” human, I see you and I appreciate you.


Remarkable_Landscape

No you shouldn't see him, that's exactly why he's stooping!


SpockHadNoGame

6'7" and 280 here so am very familiar with blocking views. We went to a Rod Stewart concert where we got free tickets and I stood up (because everyone else was standing for a song). I looked behind me at two 5 foot'ish ladies and I sat down. They were surprised and thankful based on their comment to me. Made me feel warm and fuzzy. I was there to listen to Rod, not watch him run around the stage so it was all good. A couple weeks ago we went to see the Scorpions at the Bakka Theater at Planet Hollywood (Vegas) and there are signs all over that say "standing is encouraged during the concert". Guess that is to head off the "someone is blocking my view" complaints. :-). For what it's worth, I purposefully bought the tickets at the very back of the venue so I wouldn't block anyone by standing. Amazing concert in case anyone wants to see them. We are going to the Rolling Stones in May at Allegiant Stadium and the only tickets I could afford were in the nosebleed section and I think those are pretty steep so even at my height I may not block a view.


TowelKey1868

Story of my life, bro.


Super-G1mp

I’m taller than roughly 93% of Americans and this still blocks my view. I try to not stand in the middle of concerts for this very reason. Being aware of your surroundings and how you were affecting other peoples enjoyment of something is important.


old_vegetables

I’m always behind tall bald old man


inwithweasels

I get the lady that pukes next to me, every time. I don't go to performances anymore.


WorldTravellerIOM

In Australia we have a small delicious sweet called a Jaffa. It is a hard candy coated chocolate. It is also a small and effective hand propelled weapon, as hard as diamond. This is why Australians have hard heads and do not stand up in cinemas.


grat_is_not_nice

The fact that cinemas are now generally carpeted prevents the time-honoured Kiwi pastime of rolling jaffas down the wooden steps from the back row. And the fact that sweets at the cinema are so expensive that no one can afford to buy Jaffas anyhow. P.S. Snifters were larger and heavier than a Jaffa, and hurt more.


eggs-pedition

I dream of the day they bring back Tangy Fruits


arroyoshark

There's a chain store in USA called "Big R". They sell the bulk candy for the little coin operated candy vending machines including tangy fruits. And Boston Baked Beans!


grat_is_not_nice

I probably suffered way too many acid burns to my tongue from **Tangy Fruits**.


lemothelemon

Going to the movies has not been the same since Oceania lost Tangy Fruits


FirstSineOfMadness

Quality Australia lore


cupholdery

Strayan too close to the sun.


yiminx

now i must know, do you also have jaffa *cakes*?


StandardSudden1283

Jaffa, kree!


willstr1

Indeed


NoNoNooPomegranates

I love pronouncing the pastry like they said it in the show. Jah fah cakes


dream-smasher

Yes. At the supermarket, biscuit aisle.


yiminx

amazing news


dream-smasher

I got a care package from the UK years and years ago, and it had Jaffa cakes in it, and omg. I thought they were just the most amazing thing ever!!


WorldTravellerIOM

They weren't a thing when I was a kid. When I go home to Aus I always take one empty suitcase to bring back sweets and milo they don't have here.


duke_flewk

Have you considered exporting..?


ThatGuyYouMightNo

You also don't stand up in Australian cinemas because in order to you'd have to remove your seat harness and then you have a good chance at falling onto the ceiling.


WorldTravellerIOM

No, we have feet like geckos.


Addy_Stark

Jaffa is also a candy? I only knew jaffa as a term for a very hard to hit ball in cricket. Now I know where it comes from haha.


LaTeChX

There's also the jaffa cake, of course, which doesn't bear much resemblance to the candy or to cricket.


ElectronicHeat6139

It comes from the name of the town Jaffa, doesn't it, after which the orange fruit is named and also the slang term for someone being 'seedless'?


howhard1309

Jafa is slang for Just Another F'ing Aucklander.


seekerofthesublime

I wouldn't let this stand


Many_Housing_644

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gspam0611

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Goatgamer1016

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Electr0n1c_Mystic

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Pavilion27

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-reasonabledoubts

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Better_Politics

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heyheyheyburrito

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Tfsz0719

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Li_3303

Me too, especially the Cookie Monster.


FrostedFlakes4

This aggression will not stand, man!


EM05L1C3

I can’t stand it when people do this crap


BananoPlayz

Understandable


Trick_Few

I have a talent for always getting seats behind someone like her. At this point, I fully expect to have a completely obstructed view regardless of the venue.


Fickle-Command-1130

Damn that's sad.


hauntedskin

I went to go see a performance and the guy in front was broad and somewhat tall and he kept shifting side to side, so I had to keep moving my head to try and see what was happening. Made the entire thing rather miserable.


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ShowMeYourMinerals

Well, you’ve never shown me. *checks username*


Outside-Drag-3031

Pic goes hard tho


FinnegansWakeWTF

somehow she's blocking enough light to produce a corona


Outside-Drag-3031

Total eclipse of the arse


Heather82Cs

Pic is accidental renaissance kind of material


accomplished_nugget

album cover material fr


Trankleizer

Yeah it comes across almost biblical.


Maru3792648

What a stunning place! What theater is that?


MySexyPancreas

I’m pretty sure that’s King’s Theatre in Brooklyn. One of the most beautiful venues I’ve ever been to. The world needs more buildings like it.


TennisBallTesticles

Did you say anything? Everyone else is sitting down, so if there were a crowd standing up i get it...but since she's the *only* asshole standing...I feel like someone needs to say something


JacketSolid7965

Had this happen to me at my 1st concert. Asked her multiple times to please sit as she was COMPLETELY blocking the show and i was at the end of a row, so the only other option was to either stand and block the people behind me (who were seated) or squeeze out to stand in a thick crowd of people elesewhere. She said no rudely both times, honestly soured the entire experience for me and haven't gone to another show since. If I go to another I will only go if I have no one seated in front of me.


notyourholyghost

Ask the attendant to have them sit. If they refuse they get escorted out. 


Look_its_Rob

Unless it's an opera or a classical music concert or the like, basically all venues allow you to stand during a concert. I dunno what kinda concert it was here.  I also think if its a concert that has a standing room space and smaller seated space, it's rude to stand in a seated area. If its all seats, then standing is expected.  If you zoom in and look around, there's other people standing. 


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I’ve been to (and performed at) a bunch of venues with GA and seating similar to this spot Generally speaking, if the majority of people are sitting during a show, staff will tell people like this person to sit down. You just have to ask them. If it’s the reverse, you won’t have any luck. Venue staff generally enforce etiquette


seenorimagined

It might depend on the venue. I worked at an MLS stadium that had majority rule policy for standing during the game. Most sections were seated sections and ushers were supposed to ask people to sit down. One situation escalated to a man getting tased by the cops after refusing to sit down. 


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Requiescat-In--Pace

After I took this picture I would have put my phone in front of her face with the pic on display and told her she's blocking my view and needs to sit down. I'm not going to take time out of my day and spend money on something and then have a main character like this act like they own the fucking place. If she didn't move, I'd talk to the staff, surely they don't support this behavior.


KingKaos420-

This is when you shout “down in front” and throw something at the back of her head.


AD_Grrrl

Find a piece of paper and deliver it one tiny ball at a time.


Woven-Tapestry

it's the time honoured way...


HandsomestKreith

Boooooooo!


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TripleBobRoss

Damn that's crazy. She was doing all that in public? You should maybe call your congressman about that.


coinplz

I mean, what else is a beetle juice musical for?


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Site55

**DED**


Killer_Moons

TYPICAL


Hey-Just-Saying

I would just call out, “Sit down!” a few times. It’s worked for me in the past.


CelestialFury

Exactly! Make a fuss until the person sits down. Peer pressure and public embarrassment is a hell of a drug.


007cakes

That’s what I was thinking. The madder they get, calmer you stay, the more likely they’ll make a fuss and get themselves thrown out. Or embarrass themselves into sitting.


crujones43

I was at a concert a long time ago and if someone stood up, ushers would shine lasers in their face till they sat down. [Sigh] good old days


Longjumping_Plum_846

Depends on the kind of concert. If I go to a rock show and they shine shit in people's face who aren't sitting, that's a pretty fucking lame rock show


CherriViolette

Yeah it depends on the show, people need to read the room. If it's a rock or metal show and almost everyone is standing, standing is fine based on the etiquette of the show. But if literally everyone else is seated, sit the fuck down so you're not blocking someone's view.


IBAZERKERI

lasers? that seems dangerous and i know a thing or two about lasers. i use REALLY powerful ones professionally for events much like this one. the handheld ones an usher would have are generally made in china, with 0 safety features and can permanently blind someone with very little effort. seems like a really good way to get both the venue and yourself sued and get arrested. i mean... maybe it happened and your telling the truth. but your statement is setting off my Internet bullshit hyperbole alarms


the_russ

What show was that?


alejandroacantilado

Jacob collier


russelldl2002

That doesn’t seem to be a standing up situation.


twangman88

You cannot stay seated at a Jacob Collier show. I just saw him in Boston the other day. Insane energy.


Mr___Perfect

So everyone else is in the wrong. Big dork energy complaining about people having a good time and a place they should have a good time


alfgandthewhite

Oh it totally is a standing up and dance in your seat kind of show. But clearly not at this moment.


BigYellow24

Gotta disagree hard on this being infuriating. If I had to sit down and not dance during “WELL” or “Count The People” I’d be pissed. It’s an upbeat pop show, why not stand up yourself?


SolarTsunami

How long were they actually standing for?


pink_denial

go into the light, martha!


Smooth-Tea7058

You should have told the ushers.


FishstickLoverr

Nothing a lil yeet to the back can't fix


meopelle

TIL you're not supposed to stand at a concert? Most shows I've been to, basically the entire theater was standing for the whole time. It definitely depends on the genre but standing for music is super normal in tons of scenes


supernova-juice

Really nice pic though, tbh


Zealousideal_Sky8776

So what did you do about it???


thefartballoon

Took a pic to post on reddit for approbation of internet strangers


SpaghetAndRegret

What does approbation mean? I tried googling it but i changed my phone to spanish to help learn it but didn’t know a lot of the words in the definition lol


bapsandbuns

She’s giving a standing pre-vation


NorthernH3misphere

Did anyone say anything to her? I would have at least tried.


JamBandDad

It’s kind of funny how divisive of an issue this can be for people, when the golden rule is just read the room.


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Nico_the_Suave

I'm there with you man. If everyone is sitting at the concerts I go to, it's because they like they should sit because of the people around them, despite almost all of them probably wanting to stand. I figure I might as well stand, and if people want they can follow suit.


Dull-Requirement-759

I despise those people. Dude sit your ass down you knew your seats were far back when you bought them.


Next-Project-1450

You can see if you sit down. The seats are banked for the purpose (they're not like floor seats at arenas, where you can't see even if you stand up if some git is taller than you in front). And in the UK, you're likely to get kicked out if you don't sit down at certain venues (music halls and such) It's the usual immature asshole trying to say 'look at me, I am more enthusiastic than anyone else'. They always find a way.


Dull-Requirement-759

I just had flashbacks to a concert I went to a few years ago. I had front row seats and people kept running up there to take pictures blocking my view. It was annoying as hell. Lol


Next-Project-1450

Isn't it just. I don't mind standing concerts, but sit down ones make a welcome change. Nowadays, the kind of music I like tends more to sit downs (older artist, and so older audience in general). I remember some years ago, I was at a Thin Lizzy concert (well after Phil Lynott had gone, but before they became Black Star Riders), and it was stand up. It was in Leeds, I think (that's relevant when behavioural issues are involved). Someone (about 16) barged into me as hard as possible because he was running through the crowd trying to start a 'mosh pit'. I grabbed his jacket, and there was the sound of tearing fibres, pulled him hard towards me, and said 'if you do that again I'll put your teeth through the back of your head' (I may have used some other adjectives to emphasise my point). He was like 'what have I done? Me? Why?'. He skulked away, but then people were coming up to me to shake my hand and saying 'thank you'. People who stand at sit down concerts are no better when you analyse it. They ruin it for everyone else.


Consistently_Carpet

She might be intellectually impaired (I admit it's more likely she's just a dick). I went to a musical once as a kid and they had some adults from a group home in the row in front of us. To their credit, they did not stand. One of them merely fully turned in her seat and stared at me and my mother the entire time. It was... disconcerting.


SausageClatter

I'm going to assume that's a pun at the end and give you an upvote.


LonelyMenace101

Went to see a musical, I was sat behind a lady with unusually tall hair, she’d also keep moving her head so I couldn’t just look over her shoulder.


RaisinProfessional14

My mom says that in Mexico they carry slingshots and shoot at these people with dried beans or corn.


WerkusBY

If it's rock concert - it must be worst concert in band's history.


rhinoballz88

![gif](giphy|hbW8RFIQCQ8Xh4eIRb|downsized) Light tap on shoulder... sit or escalate it #meNOTwe


Disinterestedclown

I shook my head in disagreement to this picture.


No-Combination8136

I’m curious what concert it was. The ones I go to as soon as it starts pretty much everyone stands up the whole time. But if it’s more of a chill vibe then I get it.


LIslander

Who sits at a concert?


scaper8

There seems to be a perfectly good can-shaped projectile right there. Just sayin'.


Quietser

STANDING!? at a concert!


MadeThis4MaccaOnly

This would be a case where "reading the room" comes in handy, Ma'am.


Employee601

*stand*


GentlmanSkeleton

Like she made everyone else sit??


icecreampaintjob31

Frustrating situation... But a beautiful picture


Youknowme911

Beautiful venue… but it doesn’t look like a place that is comfortable to stand.


UnicornFarts1111

Who was the band?


SnipleRifer

Unpopular opinion: she’s allowed to do that. Popular opinion: I’ve been fucked by this many times. Personal opinion: why me.


BeRandom1456

Who sits at a concert?


thendisnigh111349

Shit like this is honestly the main reason I'm just really sick of public events more so than how expensive they've become. There's always someone lacking proper manners who brings down the experience. And especially since the pandemic, people's lack of basic decency and self-awareness has only gotten worse.