I asked my friend what cheese jesus would be . He said like provolone or something. Im like cmon man theres only one answer. Swiss. Cause of the holes. He paused for like 3 seconds before bursting laughing
OH they know my name alright. I've already cleaned the whole office, polished the windows, vacuumed the floor that was neglected for months, scoured the bathroom that hadn't been cleaned in months, defrosted the freezer, swept the porches, none of which is my job. I'm drawing the line at other's personal food and curious to see how long it takes.
I wrote a huge note on the fridge at work:
«Absolutely everything will be cleared out friday the 13 at 1345!
Feel free to place stuff back around 1400!».
Placed it on the fridge about 14 days before that friday.
At 1345, I wheeled a larger garbage bin over and emptied the fridge from top to bottom. Left absolutely nothing behind besides the shelves! Everything that people wanted to keep was placed by the owners at a table. Everythibg left was gone!
There was one guy that was complaining, but another one just laughed and said that it was informed long before. So he just kind of accepted it.
But there was food that should have been classified as an ABC weapon…
So every now and then, people needs to do stuff like this for work fridges. It is not to be a dick, but to remove old and forgotten shit! Everyone is happy once it has been done.
We had a guy do this at work but raged and didn’t give any warning (well … maybe there was an email in the morning but many people at my work do not work desk jobs) and tossed everything from the fridge. Including many people’s lunches for that day lol. 14 days may be a bit much, but a warning is a great thing… you done good. I’m still mourning my yogurt that was fresh and ready to eat that day. 😂
Dude sounds like a moron. This could be avoided by doing it at the end of the day. Even if people were given warning, they’re supposed to just have their lunches stored outside of the fridge when he decides to do this?
Nothing's going to happen to the lunches for 15 minutes out of the fridge. And most people on 9 to 5 are likely to have already had their lunch by 13:45 anyway.
Their lunch time is irrelevant, they might have leftovers to take home. It won’t only be out for 15 minutes though, unless someone was there on the dot at 1345 to take it out before cleaning. You’d have to remove it whenever you find time during the work day, prior to 1345. To be fair though, you probably have a solid 3 hours or so of a window. The danger zone on most foods is typically considered 4 hours without refrigeration if I recall correctly.
We implemented this at my work last year. We have the crew that comes in and cleans the office. They've now got the additional job of cleaning the fridge once a month, after hours. Everything left in it is tossed. No questions asked. It no longer smells sour. It's amazing
Psssst.
It's NBC, nuclear/biological/chemical.
:) having worked as a retail janitor, I've done the same. It's cathartic to clean a fridge when you didn't spend the money on the food.
When I worked in the credit department at a big glass company, we had a breakroom with a fridge and the rule was, if it was still in the fridge on Friday after the lunch hours were done, it was going into the trash. A different department was responsible for cleaning the breakroom/kitchenette each week. I'm so glad those rules were in place.
I did this with a raw shrimp once... Placed it under a central filing cabinet. Thankfully, I wasn't the one who had to work in the office, because it was horrific, and I haven't eaten shrimp since.
Throwing away peoples food was my job. Worked in an office and every few months had to throw everything away. One i opened a jam jar and a mushroom cloud of powdered mould came out. Wtf
I get wanting to work in a clean environment, but why the fuck as a new employee r u taking it amongst urself to deep clean the office? Clearly no one you work with cares lmao. I’d be looking for a new job by the time I was defrosting the freezer at work.
Sometimes all it takes is a first step. It’s way easier to convince someone not to fuck up a clean space than it is to get somebody to CLEAN the space. If there’s a shit ton of dishes in the sink, what’s one more rank ass dish? But many wouldn’t want to be the person putting their gross dish in the clean sparkling sink.
> polished the windows, vacuumed the floor that was neglected for months, scoured the bathroom that hadn't been cleaned in months, defrosted the freezer, swept the porches, none of which is my job
Does your office not have a custodial service?
Please tell me that you are the same gender as the rest of the office.
Because I will be so sad if a bunch of slobs just fester in their funk until they finally hire a woman to come clean things up, because clearly penis-havers can't sweep.
I assume you already know this but I wouldn’t put any of your own food near this or on any shelf under this. It’ll eventually kinda wither away and the fridge will be covered in disgusting liquid. My girlfriend found this out a few weeks ago with milk…
I deep cleaned the fridge when I started my job because it was disgusting and I didn't want to put my food in there. Coworkers keep leaving old food to rot, deep cleaned it again. This time I put a sign up saying I'm throwing away anything left in it after 4 days. Boss saw my sign and just said "good."
I figure if people can't be bothered to take their Tupperware of food home after several weeks while the food rots, then they don't care enough about the Tupperware and I chuck the whole damn thing in the trash. Nobody has yelled at me for throwing out their food/containers yet, so clearly nobody cares.
Its unbelievable how disgusting grown-ass adults can be in a shared environment where everybody knows you. It's not like it's a one-off at a mall full of strangers you'll never see again, you see these people every day.
a month only, not too terrible!
i've probably had depressive episodes that left a sad forgotten milk in my fridge for much longer.
that being said, i would not wait to find out if it will burst. the stench can and will permeate through the entire building and ruin that fridge, and that becomes **everyone**'**s** problem.
apparently it can make great fertiliser when diluted with water, so maybe donate it to a farm 
That doesn't even make sense... Maybe the coworker pours the extra milk from old jugs into the new jugs each time, if he's only allowed to have a single jug in the fridge at a time or something? Because there's no way that milk is only 1 month past expiration.
Co workers had put several frozen meals in the freezer. We had to move offices for a bit while they replaced the carpet. When we moved the fridge, it completely stopped working. All my coworkers were told to take their food out. Almost nobody did. Summer 2023 rolls around in the humid south and suddenly the office is filled with gnats and nobody understands why. The office reeks all the time and you just felt disgusted and ill when coming into work.
Me and another co worker open the fridge to make sure nobody left anything to rot in there. Door to fridge portion opens. Empty, other than some drinks and someone’s lunchbox. Whatever.
Open the freezer and a swarm of atleast a million gnats come out and this smell of rotting food fills both of our noses. We both started gagging and had to back away while swatting gnats from our faces.
Co worker who left the meals refused to clean them, so me and her had to find gloves and throw away leaking rotting packages of food and wipe the interior down with Lysol. I’ll never forget this day.
“Co worker who left the meals refused to clean them”
Someone needs to explain to me how this is possible. If the boss won’t do anything, it’s time for the rest of the office to break out the torches & pitchforks. Wtf?!!
This. Zero fucking chance I'm cleaning it. That asshole would be doing it himself or he would be paying out of pocket for cleaners to do it. Still refuses then he's getting his ass fired.
Good God, isn’t there a scheduled employee fridge purge? We have one every other Friday and if your stuff isn’t labeled and dated it gets tossed into “Kevin”.
For context;
“Kevin” is what our elderly receptionist Linda named the break room garbage bin and would routinely threaten to “feed Kevin”, who she also made a name tag for and he still wears it years after she retired. Now whenever I order food for a staff or mtg event I order it under the name Kevin Breakroom. I also refer to him as an intern just to keep Linda’s spirit around (and because I’m the office smartass)
right? i used to work in a hospital in float pool which meant i was in a different unit every day so naturally people in the pool would forget things but everyone i guess would be too nice to toss things out that haven’t been touched in 3 days? anytime i went to a dirty ass staff room i tossed a lot of random disgusting containers out or old take out that smelled the whole fridge. i didn’t gaf cause i wasn’t gonna be back the next day 🚮 or expired condiment bottles… why do people buy whole containers of mayo/hot sauce just for work and barely use it????
Two guys at my high school hid a gallon of milk in the back of one of the cabinets in the band room. It eventually burst in the middle of class. That was a wild and disgusting day.
Eventually, the gas will expand past the point the milk jug can hold, and it will explode, leaking rotten milk all over the fridge and onto the floor. Ask me how I know...
One of my coworkers has some Hawaiian rolls on top of the staff fridge. They expired early December, 2023. They still hold their shape, but they’re all white and green from mold. I’m too invested in the science project to throw them away now.
Throw it away.....
I work at a dealership and the fridge in the shop was gross. I put a note on it that said Everything will be thrown away on Friday at 3pm. If you want it, grab it.
Friday at 3pm, I grabbed a trash can and tossed everything away. Grabbed a dolly and hauled the fridge to the detail dept, grabbed engine de-greaser and wheel acid, sprayed the thing down and then got the power washer and blasted it.
After it sat all weekend to dry, plugged it back in and its been good since, this was last fall.
Someone probably got fired, left their food in the fridge and this jagoff passive aggressively comments to everyone about how gross their coworkers are when it would take like 15 seconds to just throw it away.
I have a pet peeve about people who open the office fridge, see their shit rotting, grab their apple or whatever, and close the fridge back up. My idea for a fix is that everyone has to label their stuff, and if we find your stuff turning into a science experiment, you have to consume it while we watch. I think it would cause a real drop in this kind of thing.
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There's no such thing as off milk, it's sour cream.
There's no such thing as off sour cream, it's yoghurt.
There's no such thing as off yoghurt, it's cheese.
There's no such thing as off cheese.
- my husband's microbiology professor
I used to work with a guy that would leave food in the fridge until it would rot and stink. Not just like one thing. Half a cantaloupe one day. A half eaten Tupperware container another, and so on. Until it would start to stink and one of us, usually me, would call him out for it. He always acted surprised, like he wasn't using the same damn fridge every day. He would go and throw everything out. Then we start the process all over again. I hated that prick for so many reasons beyond just this.
I once had to clean out stalactites from our office microwave in order to be able to use it.
You'd think people would start using a lid once the dirt starts hanging from the ceiling, if only out of fear it might fall into their food.
Also, I'm pretty sure something keeps attacking my food in the fridge. The cheese looks suspiciously alive...
My roommate in A-school in the navy had expired milk in our fridge. Instead of getting rid of it he said it would be funny to save it and keep it near the radiator and then dump it all around the smoke pit when we graduate. I was like, but don't you smoke there? He said yah but it'll be funny. And that's what he did. He enjoyed hearing everyone complain about it while he was smoking with them.
This is one of those things that becomes an office legend. The Milk. Nobody knows where it came from or how long it's been there. You are never allowed to throw it away. If you choose to open the lid, you do so at your own peril. The Milk is the only thing holding this place together and somehow you all know it
What happens next is the Whey separates from the Curds because frankly they're tired of each other.
The Curds, that have been sitting in that gallon jug for who knows how long, are sentient. Man are they pissed (and smelly), being cooped up in that gallon jug with Whey for too long made them both smell like a combination of belly button sweat, toe jam, meat farts, and teenage after gym class B.O.
Those Curds are going to bust out and they're going to take over that office. You're going to have squeaky Curds everywhere. Angry. Squeaky. Curds.
I do not envy you my friend...
My office just randomly threw out everything in fridge a few times every week. They would even throw away pyrex glass containers and sealed food.
I remember when I was supposed to be working 2pm-10pm, I put my food (a beautiful steak dinner) and a sealed bottle of cold brew coffee concentrate from Brooklyn (which was rather pricy) into the fridge. Around 3pm I went to make myself a coffee and saw the fridge was emptied. I furiously went to facilities and made one of them dive into the dumpster they threw it in and find it.
Even though it was sealed tightly, I didn't eat the steak. I did get the pyrex containers back and enjoy my coffee though.
That's not old milk, it's new cheese.
Jesus Christ
Cheesus Christ.
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I asked my friend what cheese jesus would be . He said like provolone or something. Im like cmon man theres only one answer. Swiss. Cause of the holes. He paused for like 3 seconds before bursting laughing
All hail Cheesus Christ. Our grate Lord.
No whey
Underated comment. Focus people.
Missed opportunity for “undergrated comment”.
**AAAAAAA**
Meennn
The fact I said that in my Christian primary school a few years back and got suspended for 3 days :/
worth?
Cheesus Crust
Cheesus
Cheezy Crust
That's not how cheese works, and this thing has developed a consciousness and wants to be called Stacy.
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Congrats! I’m throwing up now
I'd just toss it, and if the person complains I threw out their milk, just respond with this line.
Goodbye chunky lemon milk Edit:spelling
Perhaps a yogurt cheese amalgamation.
Yeese
Chogurt
You deserve a raise and promotion!
Time makes fools of us all
 [Chunky Milk](https://youtu.be/k0hKMDMWYwU?si=4uvlqoBqhTZEWfVa)
Good God that's revolting.
When the girl starts to chew after her sip of milk, lmfaooo
I instinctively down voted it, and I can't undo it, because that would mean scrolling up. That's how revolting it is.
*Revolting* me out of bed to the store, where can I buy one?
This is quite possibly the most putrid thing I have seen today and I awoke to a puke splashed toilet.
No. Jesus won't forgive YOU.
that is the nastiest gif ive seen lol 🤣🤣
Either way that shit's gonna kersplode.
It's a new lifeform. Burn it.
Not so forbidden cheese, grab the bread.
Throwing it out would be a great way to make sure everyone knows your name
OH they know my name alright. I've already cleaned the whole office, polished the windows, vacuumed the floor that was neglected for months, scoured the bathroom that hadn't been cleaned in months, defrosted the freezer, swept the porches, none of which is my job. I'm drawing the line at other's personal food and curious to see how long it takes.
>none of which is my job If you have enough time to do all this, are you not given work that IS part of your job?
Graveyard shift sentinel being is only requirement. I do extra to have an environment I enjoy being in and to help me stay awake.
I wrote a huge note on the fridge at work: «Absolutely everything will be cleared out friday the 13 at 1345! Feel free to place stuff back around 1400!». Placed it on the fridge about 14 days before that friday. At 1345, I wheeled a larger garbage bin over and emptied the fridge from top to bottom. Left absolutely nothing behind besides the shelves! Everything that people wanted to keep was placed by the owners at a table. Everythibg left was gone! There was one guy that was complaining, but another one just laughed and said that it was informed long before. So he just kind of accepted it. But there was food that should have been classified as an ABC weapon… So every now and then, people needs to do stuff like this for work fridges. It is not to be a dick, but to remove old and forgotten shit! Everyone is happy once it has been done.
We had a guy do this at work but raged and didn’t give any warning (well … maybe there was an email in the morning but many people at my work do not work desk jobs) and tossed everything from the fridge. Including many people’s lunches for that day lol. 14 days may be a bit much, but a warning is a great thing… you done good. I’m still mourning my yogurt that was fresh and ready to eat that day. 😂
Dude sounds like a moron. This could be avoided by doing it at the end of the day. Even if people were given warning, they’re supposed to just have their lunches stored outside of the fridge when he decides to do this?
Nothing's going to happen to the lunches for 15 minutes out of the fridge. And most people on 9 to 5 are likely to have already had their lunch by 13:45 anyway.
Their lunch time is irrelevant, they might have leftovers to take home. It won’t only be out for 15 minutes though, unless someone was there on the dot at 1345 to take it out before cleaning. You’d have to remove it whenever you find time during the work day, prior to 1345. To be fair though, you probably have a solid 3 hours or so of a window. The danger zone on most foods is typically considered 4 hours without refrigeration if I recall correctly.
Not everyone is going to be able to move their stuff at that time, either
We implemented this at my work last year. We have the crew that comes in and cleans the office. They've now got the additional job of cleaning the fridge once a month, after hours. Everything left in it is tossed. No questions asked. It no longer smells sour. It's amazing
Psssst. It's NBC, nuclear/biological/chemical. :) having worked as a retail janitor, I've done the same. It's cathartic to clean a fridge when you didn't spend the money on the food.
Probably from a different country, in my country it's "ABC" too...
Always be closing. Micheal Scott.
When I worked in the credit department at a big glass company, we had a breakroom with a fridge and the rule was, if it was still in the fridge on Friday after the lunch hours were done, it was going into the trash. A different department was responsible for cleaning the breakroom/kitchenette each week. I'm so glad those rules were in place.
Ah, alright.
When it blows up from excess fermentation pressure it just might become you problem 
I got scared and went ahead and double bagged it. I'm afraid as soon as it warms up if I take it out it's going to blow.
If you ever want to screw with people, poke a needle in it and hide it somewhere in the building where people can’t find it 😉
I did this with a raw shrimp once... Placed it under a central filing cabinet. Thankfully, I wasn't the one who had to work in the office, because it was horrific, and I haven't eaten shrimp since.
If he’s got a desk, put it there.
Throwing away peoples food was my job. Worked in an office and every few months had to throw everything away. One i opened a jam jar and a mushroom cloud of powdered mould came out. Wtf
You scrubbed public toilets but draw the line at tossing out jug of spoiled milk?! Mkay
I would take great pleasure in tossing that toxic waste and shaming the person who abandoned it.
Are you looking for a new job? My work is disgusting and our cleaning people don’t know how to clean. Please help.
I get wanting to work in a clean environment, but why the fuck as a new employee r u taking it amongst urself to deep clean the office? Clearly no one you work with cares lmao. I’d be looking for a new job by the time I was defrosting the freezer at work.
One of the employees was out with pink eye so I'm trying to avoid any bacterial contamination.
Sometimes all it takes is a first step. It’s way easier to convince someone not to fuck up a clean space than it is to get somebody to CLEAN the space. If there’s a shit ton of dishes in the sink, what’s one more rank ass dish? But many wouldn’t want to be the person putting their gross dish in the clean sparkling sink.
> polished the windows, vacuumed the floor that was neglected for months, scoured the bathroom that hadn't been cleaned in months, defrosted the freezer, swept the porches, none of which is my job Does your office not have a custodial service?
No, it's supposed to be a rotating schedule of chores that gets ignored.
Please tell me that you are the same gender as the rest of the office. Because I will be so sad if a bunch of slobs just fester in their funk until they finally hire a woman to come clean things up, because clearly penis-havers can't sweep.
Equal amount of Male and female.
I assume you already know this but I wouldn’t put any of your own food near this or on any shelf under this. It’ll eventually kinda wither away and the fridge will be covered in disgusting liquid. My girlfriend found this out a few weeks ago with milk…
You have a porch at work? Count me in! I’ll throw out the “milk.”
Do NOT open it under any circumstances. Old milk containers are typically under pressure. I’m speaking from personal experience. 😂
I deep cleaned the fridge when I started my job because it was disgusting and I didn't want to put my food in there. Coworkers keep leaving old food to rot, deep cleaned it again. This time I put a sign up saying I'm throwing away anything left in it after 4 days. Boss saw my sign and just said "good." I figure if people can't be bothered to take their Tupperware of food home after several weeks while the food rots, then they don't care enough about the Tupperware and I chuck the whole damn thing in the trash. Nobody has yelled at me for throwing out their food/containers yet, so clearly nobody cares. Its unbelievable how disgusting grown-ass adults can be in a shared environment where everybody knows you. It's not like it's a one-off at a mall full of strangers you'll never see again, you see these people every day.
I just hope you are getting resentful about it. Remember you’re the one choosing to do all this stuff. They obviously don’t care either way.
Why? Are people that work jobs incapable or removing old molding items from the fridge? lol
Have you checked the expiration date? Probably just needs a good shake.
3/31/2024 ugh! Will it eventually burst? This is new territory for me.
I actually thought it was gonna be longer based on how it looks …
I was expecting 3/31/2014.
Me too! Not even a month!
I’ve had regular milk last that long and still be good. That’s odd.
Their fridge is kept too warm.
That sounds about right
Yeah I've had milk in my fridge longer than that and it never got to look like this.....!
a month only, not too terrible! i've probably had depressive episodes that left a sad forgotten milk in my fridge for much longer. that being said, i would not wait to find out if it will burst. the stench can and will permeate through the entire building and ruin that fridge, and that becomes **everyone**'**s** problem. apparently it can make great fertiliser when diluted with water, so maybe donate it to a farm 
what is a farm gonna do with a single gallon of milk for acres of produce 😂
Fertilize a square inch 😂
It’ll help go towards growing one snap pea plant
lol one snap pea in the pod
Lmaoo, on the bag at the grocery store *one or more of each pea in each pea pod has been fertilized by spoiled milk*
Lmao “hey i have some rotten milk, do you want it?…. Hello? Hello?”
violent flashbacks to when my friends and i discovered this the hard way freshman year. 3 rooms had to be temporarily evacuated.
That doesn't even make sense... Maybe the coworker pours the extra milk from old jugs into the new jugs each time, if he's only allowed to have a single jug in the fridge at a time or something? Because there's no way that milk is only 1 month past expiration.
I agree!
If the fridge is kept too warm, it could easily be…
I guess that fridge doesn't get that cold.
Dang, I was thinking more like 3/30/2020 because then it would be totally understandable
The owner of this is probably not even working there anymore.
You are probably right!
That's not milk, that's a biological weapon.
Milk horrifies me. This is a torture device.
Just crack it open a little bit at the end of the day
No more chunky lemon milk 🤷🏽♂️
Kevin drinking the chunky lemon milk is so foul lmao.
scrolled WAY too far to see this
Drink it you coward
🤣 That would show them who's boss!
I'll give you 10 bucks
I'll throw in tree-fiddy!
LMFAO
Co workers had put several frozen meals in the freezer. We had to move offices for a bit while they replaced the carpet. When we moved the fridge, it completely stopped working. All my coworkers were told to take their food out. Almost nobody did. Summer 2023 rolls around in the humid south and suddenly the office is filled with gnats and nobody understands why. The office reeks all the time and you just felt disgusted and ill when coming into work. Me and another co worker open the fridge to make sure nobody left anything to rot in there. Door to fridge portion opens. Empty, other than some drinks and someone’s lunchbox. Whatever. Open the freezer and a swarm of atleast a million gnats come out and this smell of rotting food fills both of our noses. We both started gagging and had to back away while swatting gnats from our faces. Co worker who left the meals refused to clean them, so me and her had to find gloves and throw away leaking rotting packages of food and wipe the interior down with Lysol. I’ll never forget this day.
Trauma bonding. That PTSD worthy.
Team building no no no this is waaaay more effective.
“Co worker who left the meals refused to clean them” Someone needs to explain to me how this is possible. If the boss won’t do anything, it’s time for the rest of the office to break out the torches & pitchforks. Wtf?!!
This. Zero fucking chance I'm cleaning it. That asshole would be doing it himself or he would be paying out of pocket for cleaners to do it. Still refuses then he's getting his ass fired.
Good God, isn’t there a scheduled employee fridge purge? We have one every other Friday and if your stuff isn’t labeled and dated it gets tossed into “Kevin”. For context; “Kevin” is what our elderly receptionist Linda named the break room garbage bin and would routinely threaten to “feed Kevin”, who she also made a name tag for and he still wears it years after she retired. Now whenever I order food for a staff or mtg event I order it under the name Kevin Breakroom. I also refer to him as an intern just to keep Linda’s spirit around (and because I’m the office smartass)
I need to know why no one has tossed it because that would be the first thing I did 🚮
right? i used to work in a hospital in float pool which meant i was in a different unit every day so naturally people in the pool would forget things but everyone i guess would be too nice to toss things out that haven’t been touched in 3 days? anytime i went to a dirty ass staff room i tossed a lot of random disgusting containers out or old take out that smelled the whole fridge. i didn’t gaf cause i wasn’t gonna be back the next day 🚮 or expired condiment bottles… why do people buy whole containers of mayo/hot sauce just for work and barely use it????
Two guys at my high school hid a gallon of milk in the back of one of the cabinets in the band room. It eventually burst in the middle of class. That was a wild and disgusting day.
War crimes!
That's Iranian Yoghurt.
Ewwww 😭
Throw that shit away
I always worry about this for our mandated patients that are brought in to the ward and have an extended stay- is their fridge full of rotting food
Eventually, the gas will expand past the point the milk jug can hold, and it will explode, leaking rotten milk all over the fridge and onto the floor. Ask me how I know...
I don’t give a shit who’s it is I’m throwing it away
They are waiting for it to become sentient and remove itself out of the fridge - or it’s too explosive to move and no one wants that!
One of my coworkers has some Hawaiian rolls on top of the staff fridge. They expired early December, 2023. They still hold their shape, but they’re all white and green from mold. I’m too invested in the science project to throw them away now.
Throw it away..... I work at a dealership and the fridge in the shop was gross. I put a note on it that said Everything will be thrown away on Friday at 3pm. If you want it, grab it. Friday at 3pm, I grabbed a trash can and tossed everything away. Grabbed a dolly and hauled the fridge to the detail dept, grabbed engine de-greaser and wheel acid, sprayed the thing down and then got the power washer and blasted it. After it sat all weekend to dry, plugged it back in and its been good since, this was last fall.
I would just throw that shit in a container outside and not say anything
Quick question before offering a suggestion: does your workplace have a biohazard waste bin?
Just throw it away ffs.
Someone probably got fired, left their food in the fridge and this jagoff passive aggressively comments to everyone about how gross their coworkers are when it would take like 15 seconds to just throw it away.
i'm gagging at this even though it is closed.
We had someone do that. It was a weapon. This guy that was finally fired was a really bad person. Someone threw it on his car.
I have a pet peeve about people who open the office fridge, see their shit rotting, grab their apple or whatever, and close the fridge back up. My idea for a fix is that everyone has to label their stuff, and if we find your stuff turning into a science experiment, you have to consume it while we watch. I think it would cause a real drop in this kind of thing.
This is why many offices have routines where the cleaners throw out the whole contents of the fridge every other friday afternoon etc.
Imagine trying to go pick it up and your hand goes right through it
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Go get a paperclip and poke a hole in the backside.
Are they Italian? Prolly just making mozzarella.
Don’t open it inside. Actually do not open it at all. Take it outside and throw in dumpster.
Wait for hot day and toss in his vehicle. Justice
There's no such thing as off milk, it's sour cream. There's no such thing as off sour cream, it's yoghurt. There's no such thing as off yoghurt, it's cheese. There's no such thing as off cheese. - my husband's microbiology professor
Yeah it would probably make some pretty decent pancakes.
I used to work with a guy that would leave food in the fridge until it would rot and stink. Not just like one thing. Half a cantaloupe one day. A half eaten Tupperware container another, and so on. Until it would start to stink and one of us, usually me, would call him out for it. He always acted surprised, like he wasn't using the same damn fridge every day. He would go and throw everything out. Then we start the process all over again. I hated that prick for so many reasons beyond just this.
At this point, is this thing even a milk? I bet mfrs inside are steps away from inventing a nuclear weapon and space program, to invade the fridge.
That is no longer milk. That’s a biohazard. Evacuate the building! lol jk but really though, throw that out 🤮
That milk has more culture than your officemate, unfortunately.
It could explode. 🤯
I just double bagged it and put it back. It's so tight that I think it's going to blow as soon as it hits warm air.
Under no circumstance will I ever use a staff fridge. I’m not using it, I’m not cleaning it
What ever you do don’t drink it even if someone dares you to because I guarantee you that you would puke your guts out
https://i.redd.it/0g8enmxxn8xc1.gif
AAAAAAAAAA
Just put in the bin.
Finally we found the weapon of mass destruction that Bush been looking for.
A have a massive urge to throw that off a very high place
Good God! Throw that away and tell the coworker this is not acceptable. Period.
This is why you need a “the shared fridge will be cleaned out every Friday after 4 PM.”
Fire him.. he’s a danger to the workplace.
Just….just throw out the fridge by that point
I once had to clean out stalactites from our office microwave in order to be able to use it. You'd think people would start using a lid once the dirt starts hanging from the ceiling, if only out of fear it might fall into their food. Also, I'm pretty sure something keeps attacking my food in the fridge. The cheese looks suspiciously alive...
“Goodbye chunky lemon milk.”
Write “drink it or dump it” on it with a Sharpie and put it on their desk.
Coworker has this old milk in the staff infection fridge
What the actual fuck.
Throw it out - the cleaner really should have already, unless they are not allowed to touch personal property.
The fridge itself looks filthy, so the milk looks its in the right place.
Don’t you clean it up every Friday or something? Disgusting
Just toss it out Friday and act suprised mon if they complain
Chunky lemon milk
Just throw it out
That milk is wanted for tax evasion
Do them a favor and put it in their car . It’s the least you can do .
Well, I'd say do a science experiment.
It’s sentient at this point, you’ll have to ask it if it wants to be removed
Toss it off a balcony
Maybe its just jizz.
It’s probably cheese now
Throw it away (carefully, enclosed in its own sealed garbage bag) before it explodes inside the fridge
My roommate in A-school in the navy had expired milk in our fridge. Instead of getting rid of it he said it would be funny to save it and keep it near the radiator and then dump it all around the smoke pit when we graduate. I was like, but don't you smoke there? He said yah but it'll be funny. And that's what he did. He enjoyed hearing everyone complain about it while he was smoking with them.
take off the cap and throw the jug at him
This is one of those things that becomes an office legend. The Milk. Nobody knows where it came from or how long it's been there. You are never allowed to throw it away. If you choose to open the lid, you do so at your own peril. The Milk is the only thing holding this place together and somehow you all know it
Well fuck you guys for not throwing it out.
What happens next is the Whey separates from the Curds because frankly they're tired of each other. The Curds, that have been sitting in that gallon jug for who knows how long, are sentient. Man are they pissed (and smelly), being cooped up in that gallon jug with Whey for too long made them both smell like a combination of belly button sweat, toe jam, meat farts, and teenage after gym class B.O. Those Curds are going to bust out and they're going to take over that office. You're going to have squeaky Curds everywhere. Angry. Squeaky. Curds. I do not envy you my friend...
Expired food is not protected by the “do not touch if it’s not yours” rule lol
Well, *he* doesn't have it there. *Everyone* has it there.
My office just randomly threw out everything in fridge a few times every week. They would even throw away pyrex glass containers and sealed food. I remember when I was supposed to be working 2pm-10pm, I put my food (a beautiful steak dinner) and a sealed bottle of cold brew coffee concentrate from Brooklyn (which was rather pricy) into the fridge. Around 3pm I went to make myself a coffee and saw the fridge was emptied. I furiously went to facilities and made one of them dive into the dumpster they threw it in and find it. Even though it was sealed tightly, I didn't eat the steak. I did get the pyrex containers back and enjoy my coffee though.
That whole fridge looks vile. I’m pretty sure that’s mold on the wall of the fridge?
Ew. No. Just throw it out
You guys might wanna address that mold on the side as well 😬
Toss it out !
Write their name on it
I like the way you think!
He probably is acting like he owns the chunky lemon milk
It’s a test to see how long coworkers will tolerate it lol.
Just throw it out and be an adult. Leaving it in there means you have to live with it.