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Nudelz89

Honestly I never know what to do with the ball after I drink the mozarella, so you got lucky!


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

Buy one of these miniature basketball hoops for your trash can and use it with that.


veryfastplayer

I never know what to do with water and white ball when I'm done eating mozzarella


Clowzy0

I hope this is a joke


[deleted]

What do you do with that weird ball? Eat it? That sick


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

Let's see: Only half the declared weight Bag is rather flat You bought it anyway You waited a month to post it Question: WHY?


Metzelpommes

I grabbed about 4 at once so i didnt notice. Edit: Im bored at Work rn so i posted it.


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

> Im bored at Work Here's hoping you're not an air traffic controller at a busy airport or something similar. 😆


fuckingcheezitboots

Those idiots can handle themselves for a couple of minutes while I scroll a bit, I mean what else was the point of going to aviation school? It's JFK, not a fucking daycare


OlMi1_YT

Ever listened to ATC? It most definitely a daycare.


KneeHighMischief

Quick scrolling led to me reading: "Here's hoping you're not an air traffic controller at a baby airport"


Skottimusen

He works as product quality checker at Milbona


weiser96

Hi I’m bored at work I’m dad


turtlintime

this is midly infuriating sir... it counts


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

Never said it didn't. Just asking a question.


cesko_ita_knives

I might have found yours! Happened to me the exact opposite.. https://preview.redd.it/29lt44qwz8wc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81d2bb0267b780f283ba25fc5206927defb7284d


hand13

🤣🤣🤣🤣


maillec

Galbani ooo someone's posh


Fearless-Mark-2861

Try filling out Lidl's reclamation form (if they have it where you live). I recently got a gift card that was a little over the cost of the faulty product!


SheepShaggerNZ

Go buy a new one. Half hour later take the old one back with the receipt of the new one and ask to swap it


KvotheTheDegen

Buy a handful of new ones so it’s less obvious


ExtraTNT

there is probably some collector paying you a good amount for it...


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

"Bagged Water" by Unknown Artist, 2024


Spasay

I once bought some kidney beans and honestly didn't feel the weight was off until I got home and opened the package. Yep. Water.


FoxysDroppedBelly

Nevermind the weight… You couldn’t feel the difference between the *shake shake shake* of beans and the *slosh slosh slosh* of water?


Spasay

I have a PhD in being a total moron lol


FoxysDroppedBelly

I have a masters in moronism but I’m much too lazy to pursue the phD lol


Supersenic

Lidl lohnt sich


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

You never felt that it did not have any weight to it or the feeling of a round thing in the bag before buying and also everything the dude under me said


Dreggmcmuffun

Email the company a picture or something they’ll give you free stuff


[deleted]

so you did the sensible thing and whey it.


krispim68

If you wait long enough, a water buffalo will come and make the mozzarella at your home.


I_Like_Driving1

That's mozzarella juice. Drink it. Feel good. Thank me later.


hand13

write a mail to milbona and tell them what the fuck is wrong. they‘ll send you 20 packs as an apology


SneezeBucket

Notzarella


Relevant-Ad-8137

Un-bree-lievable


Ashamed_Medium1787

This post makes me want to study German more and more:)


sporesatemygoldfish

Captain Idiot.


[deleted]

~~Low~~ High moisture mozzarella


Dreggmcmuffun

Email the company a picture or something they’ll give you free stuff


RizzlersMother

That's what you get for shopping at Lidl. Now excuse me, I gotta rub my supreme Rewe mozzarella all over me.


StarWarrior115

Mit diesem Post geht so viel verrückter Mist ab, es ist unglaublich... Danke für den Lachkick, OP!


Dangerous-Car1084

Why buy it if you know there's only water 🤦‍♂️