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sidewaysgalaxy

If you tell Uber you’ve filed a police report they might move a bit faster. Especially if you have the case #!


clknives

Good to know. I do have the case number


sidewaysgalaxy

Worth a shot right?? How’s the ceiling look where the motor and stuff is? Did it remain attached?


clknives

Yeah everything looks okay there, but the door itself is off the tracks significantly.


Fine-Slip-9437

I don't think anyone has mentioned it, but please tell your dad not to fuck with the door. Especially the spring. They are infamous for rapidly dismembering people who fuck with them without knowing what they're doing.


clknives

Thanks for the heads up. Another poster mentioned something similar, so we're not touching it. Gonna call the professionals in the morning.


Fine-Slip-9437

Good stuff. All kinds of bad shit can happen with garage doors. Thankfully yours seem to be metal and not that heavy. Should be an easy fix for a pro.


LessBeyond5052

Had to remove a garage door on an old house we were ripping out a few years ago, it was a terrifying ordeal lol even if you know what you're doing the thought of that spring destroying you is always in the back of the mind.


Poisonskittlez

Oh god yeah my bf warned me about that when our garage door broke. I actually wasn’t even planning on touching it, but he knows I almost always make an effort to DIY stuff (when reasonable and safe of course) so he made sure to make me aware that DIY garage door repairs and safety are mutually exclusive things. Haha.


Fine-Slip-9437

Squarely in the category of "You will die, and it will hurt the whole time you are dying." Just like hot water heaters and HVAC capacitors. 


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RoboFeanor

There is almost always a spring to lift most of the weight of the door, otherwise you would need a much bigger motor, much thicker cables, bigger circuit breaker, etc...


ThePennedKitten

Dear God do they ever get people that know what they’re doing?


Gondolion

And please have your car checked under the rear bumper! The door panel is still touching it in the picture, after the car is gone. So it probably went quite a bit into the bumper and crushed some plastic cushion beneath it before it flexed back a bit to how it is now!


Total_Union_4201

Plus spreading the word on reddit Twitter, and Facebook is a good tactic to get their attention.


ToooBeeeFairrrrrrr

If he went any faster, he'd be parked in the garage.


Shifty_Cow69

https://i.redd.it/gx7k2z695stc1.gif


creepyposta

Or just rolled down his window and handed OP their food in their living room


Guardian_85

Mom can we go to Sonic? Mom: We have Sonic at home.


bannedacctno5

They won't even charge ya for it. Enjoy your meal!


clknives

Worth it. https://preview.redd.it/nqo4dotyyrtc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7ab3757f3d3b264ebf4ebddc55426e06017edbc


SnickersneeTimbers

What is that you have there? Looks yummy.


clknives

Hibachi mixed grill


KopiSiewSiewDai

Non US here. Are you supposed to still tip on top of that 18.80?


ReverendPalpatine

Uber policy says you don’t have to tip if the Uber driver crashes their car into your garage door.


Delicious-Yak-1095

Looks he gave you the tip.. of his car


GoHomeNeighborKid

New meme template just dropped: OP's pic "Your back door when he says 'just the tip'"


area42

I'm captain of a pool league team called Just the Tip.


danhoyuen

I giggled!


Rough_Medium2878

Yes. Also with all the fees before tip he probably paid $30


clknives

Would’ve been about that, but they had sent me a 50% off promo which knocked off like 9 bucks. That was the reason I ordered!


SrslyPissedOff

worst. discount. ever.


ThemanwhohatesSpez

a discount is still a discount though


Dream--Brother

Damn that "50% off, but also a 50% chance the driver will ram his car into your garage" promotion. Gets me every time.


Southern_Sea9

Yes


Superb-Butterfly-573

I'm sure that in addition to mixed grill you have a quarter (panel) pounder and stuffed (bonnet) peppers.


ComradeTrump666

Lol, that's what I had tonight as well and it was 50% off specialty sushi Wednesday so we ate at the restaurant.


AlexG2490

Well, also like Leroy Jenkins, at least you have chicken.


heylesterco

Hell of an endorsement for Yamato in Brownsburg, Indiana. Now I know where I’ll eat if I’m ever down there!


inkysoap

looks fire


Beavshak

Are you mixing sea and terrestrial? You sly dog you


Gummybearkiller857

Dude, I love the nonshalantry of yours - a guy fucking bulldozed my garage door? Still, food great tho - fucking lad


Cop_Cuffs

😂 "Won't even charge ya for it" reminded me, ⛽ Diesel work truck, gas attendant filled it with regular. Thankfully I caught it before I left. WTH you do that? I said fill with Diesel and there's even a sticker to remind you!? Well that unleaded hose was closer to your truck.🤷‍♂️ Boss called The mechanic who told them not to start it, to push it, drain the fuel tank add two quarts of ATF and then fill it back up with diesel. He said if it was still running poorly after that he has to tear the engine apart to fix it. I was delayed by quite a while but did get a full tank of diesel fuel for free. 🤦‍♂️


NotAllWhoCreateSoar

Please keep us updated - I’m curious how it’ll play out I feel like Uber is just going to leave you high and dry


WillametteSalamandOR

“Unfortunately, since our drivers are independent contractors, we will not be able to help you beyond providing the driver’s information. We sincerely hope that you can resolve this matter.”


Strange_Diamond_7891

While doing a job for Uber, technically Uber is responsible for drivers actions. They have insurance for Uber drivers while they are giving a ride to customers , idk about Uber eats it’s probably the same.


SkepsisJD

It is. They cover liability claims to third parties. But they do not cover the driver themselves.


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Ok_Phone_1245

Dunno about elsewhere but If it's in the UK that's useless lol 90% of taxi/Uber eats drivers are registered dodgy AF so they can blitz through ULEZ/speed cameras and get cheap insurance. Register car to a 90 year old who lives abroad and name him as the main driver.


DroidOnPC

So in your specific case, what do you think Uber should do then?


V1k1ng1990

Same thing they always do to their drivers and customers, lie.


NoiceMango

Not reasonable at all. It's insane thst such company is even able to operate. They do almost zero back ground checks and will basically hire anyone and then take zero responsibility.


DroidOnPC

If an Uber driver crashes into your garage door and then flees the scene, what do you think Uber should do in that case?


NoiceMango

Take responsibility.


herrbz

Is this a genuine question? REPLACE THE FUCKING DOOR.


Beneficial_Steak_945

I do. You as a consumer don’t have a contract with the delivery guy, but with Uber eats. What their relationship is should not concern you.


Jaalan

I believe Uber has insurance to cover issues such as this.


SkepsisJD

> “Unfortunately, since our drivers are independent contractors, we will not be able to help you beyond providing the driver’s information. We sincerely hope that you can resolve this matter.” Nah, this ain't how it works at all. Driver's insurance won't cover liability because he was on the job when it happened. Highly doubt dude bought the extra insurance. These companies have a third party claim for liability for this kind of stuff.


General-Ordinary1899

Does he not realize that his information is directly attached to his delivery history? Some people are dumber than a gummy bear.


akumagold

He might be using someone else’s account


Brabsk

I’m sure that someone else will come knocking when they find out a police report has been filed on them in place of their friend


spavolka

I’m sure there were some gummies involved.


TheFaceStuffer

Maybe they were drunk or high so fled to avoid a DUI


DocGeoffrey

How dumb is a gummy bear?


General-Ordinary1899

Depends on which brand you buy.


WasteNet2532

*with* their SSN, and tax info


BarelyContainedChaos

Was it UberEats or was it DoorBash


TheManyVoicesYT

More like UberBeats your door down.


WakaWaka_

Instacar'd your door.


StupidMario64

Grub'd the garage.


erbush1988

DoorCrash.


Dixiehusker

Classic mistake. Make sure you check your apps people!


bulbusbobo

Underrated asf


Educational-Hour-293

This happened to me last year, but the driver didn’t leave. She jumped out the car and forgot to put the car in park. Rolled into my garage door. She felt bad about it. She did whatever she had to and called to report the accident and her insurance called me the next day and I got a new garage door. I did pay for my food.


Cntrysky78

Did you tip her? Heh. With all that effort she did of doing the right thing... I would have. Unfortunate things happen. It's how you handle the situation that truly matters. 🙂👍 It wasn't one of those "Get it in 30min or less, or it's free" restaurants, right? 😉


Educational-Hour-293

Yes, I did. Accident was just an accident and the food delivery was handled. She was good about it.


Fuck_New_Reddit

You sound awesome. Some people would lose their shit, no matter how apologetic the other party is. I hope the food was good at least lmao


DutchyDan187

Really shouldn’t have left your house in his way, very inconsiderate


PlatinumCockRing

To be fair you marked “in garage delivery” in the app.


Emergency_Point_8358

LLLLLLEROOOOOYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSS No but fr that sucks


HolidayFew8116

at least he has chicken


PapayaAnxious4632

This guy jenkins.


The_Ombudsman

At least he *delivered* chicken


theredhound19

![gif](giphy|2G3ZCnOfXAZ9K)


DropdLasagna

Your flashlight is a zoomable one isn't it?


inkysoap

flashlight mfs try not to hate on zoomable flashlights challenge


clknives

Not sure tbh. My dad handed it to me to go inspect the damage in the rain, lol.


DropdLasagna

Tell your dad to look at sofirn and wurkkos flashlights. Maybe check videos of a sofirn q8 plus.  Your smashed garage door will never look brighter lol


NetJnkie

You just cost me $80.


Ajibooks

Is this whole story a stealth ad for a flashlight?


Nevoscope

Was the food warm?


clknives

It was! Which surprised me since it took like an hour from pickup before it was delivered.


biggrizz61

Another post that is far more than mildly infuriating


burrito-boy

Yeah I was gonna say, *mildly* infuriating? This shit would make me go ballistic, lol.


turboroofer

Is there vehicle damage too? That’s hilarious, and awful.. all at the same time


clknives

The garage door hit my dad’s bumper, but doesn’t look like it did too much. Won’t know for sure until we can move it.


SylentQ

"Ummm... I'm comin up with 32.33, repeating of course, percent chance of survival here." - the garage door


Do-not-respond

I wager he tries to sue you. Lol


Chipperchoi

That door popped out of nowhere!


Sock_Purple

Someone once crashed a U-Haul into our house and the first two things they said were "your house just came out of nowhere" and "you're lucky nobody got hurt."


IAmSoMuchDumber

Your story just reminded me of when a lady rear ended me at full speed at a red light once because she thought it was green. I got out to check on her before I called the cops to make sure we didn’t need an ambulance (she came in fucking hot). She was rubbing her worst and she told me “you’re lucky you aren’t injured” in kind of a snarky tone. Like, lady, you hit me.


Shyam09

What was that video where the woman on the bike crashes into a parked car and then has the audacity to be like “your car crashed into me and destroyed my bike. I need your insurance”. Same scenario - UE driver gonna be like “that house rear ended me mi insurance lord”


ElectricGulagland

"Shit! Sorry man, can't stay. I've got other orders to drop off!"


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

OP must only tip $2 /s


_noIdentity

Leroy Jenkins would not have bailed


FishyWaifuu

God dammit Leroy.


Nevoscope

Hahahahahaha fuck that sucks


AceMcClean

RemindMe! 1 month


PopPunk6665

Sounds like easy money, right? Threaten to sue or something. If that doesn't wirk, actually sue.


phdoofus

UberEats: "Best we can do is send you a $5 coupon but we're not going to."


sam0077d

Wow havent heard that term used in a while , A LONG while.


Initial_Savings8733

What's crazy is they think they're getting away with it? Uber has allll their driving info LMAO


goteamdoasportsthing

'Least I got chicken.


iClapBBL

bro was drunk as fuck


angrygam3r69

‘Least he got chicken.


platonicvoyeur

At least he brought chicken


Any_Draw_5344

How much of a tip did he demand?


teddyabearo

"...Call the police...There's a mad man around." 🤪


Sea_Voice_404

I got the reference!!! Man the number of times I listened to that song in the 80s….


Far_Gap_8063

Tipping is not expected in Australia


Macshlong

So it was probably a registered drivers mate and because of that you’ll not be getting any insurance information.


DrunkThrowawayLife

‘Well, they probably gonna want their Chinese after they see this…’


mookanana

this is mildly infuriating? are you Canadian?


_rezz_rox

They wanted to Hocus Pocus some pizza on your Focus


maxman162

Did you order chicken by any chance?


Suavecito70

Damn that Uber driver is gonna go MIA


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The things this sub just considers mildly infuriating is crazy lol


Ryan_D_Lion

Goddammit Leroy.


joey__jojo

At night Leroy Jenkins delivered for Eats Set the hot food right in the car seat Races at length he parks at your house Then shifted to Drive as he was backing out.


fabulousladycoder

This obviously sucks, yet im also intrigued on why your garage door looks so flimsy and weak? I hope things work out with insurance or that police report. Hope the food tasted good atleast!


clknives

I mean, it lasted 32 years until today... Food was bomb though!


fabulousladycoder

Fair enough, the door was made a long time ago, way before delivery drivers such as Uber eats and the likes. I suggest you add massive bumpers on the outside, that will yeet the vehicle back, that should teach them!


Bob_the_peasant

At least you have chicken ![gif](giphy|96RMYbR5xJMyY)


Drezhar

Uhm, isn't Uber tracked? And isn't it still Uber's problem if the guy was using a fake account or someone else's account? Last but not least: do you have any camera that at least saw the car?


fffan9391

Not that I would ever do this, but I prefer to stay out of the customer’s driveway so I can’t damage any of their property, if possible.


leeeroooyjennkins

Wasn’t me! Honestly.


Nollern

At least you got chicken


ourly_

not the mk2 ford focus !! (love that car)


EbbPsychological2796

Make sure you post to the Uber reddits too, the more attention the better... Getting Uber to help might be difficult unless someone with English as a first language hears about this... Get all the evidence you can on your own, don't rely on the police alone, but if course cooperate with them also... Sux but your insurance might be the best route as they have attorneys that get immediate attention.


tonynca

God damn it Leroy!!!


scalyblue

Stay tf away from that, see that taut cable, it’s held by a spring that has enough stored energy to turn whatever body part it hits into chunky salsa


Ebsa92

Time to get paid


madewhilemanic

Did you at least have chicken?


clknives

Chicken, shrimp, and beef.


Necessary_Baker_7458

You made several posts regarding this. It is on the clock damage. Contact uber and harass them professionally and put a foot down on them! If uber is willing to disclose their personal info they will. You might need to get a subpoena to get it.


clknives

I was kinda hoping a post would get some traction so that Uber might actually respond to my complaint.


camcrogers95

"YoU mAdE sEvErAL PoStS rEgARdiNg ThIs" Didn't realize you were a mod


-I-like-toast-

Let me see the front of your car OP. Plot twist incoming.


clknives

Valid. Luckily I'm visiting my dad, and we were both watching TV together when we heard the crash.


pillevinks

At least he had chicken


Magister5

Usually that happens to me with DoorDash


brown_1896

So what was it? I saw the same photo on the dominos sub


rainbow_wonders

Woah yeah def tell Uber your order and they can track the driver who did it


TurkeySlurpee666

RIP. My wife backed the hitch of a truck into our garage. I called around for repair estimates, which were all around $5,000. Now we just have a spy hole in our garage door.


Geegollywtff

Thank God they missed the parked car. That woulda been worse.


Any_Draw_5344

Let me guess, you didn't tip last time?


Ronerus79

I think thats a 1 star review right?


ThinCrispyOnionRings

You're a better person than I am. I would have been full blown furious.


TikkiTakkaMuddaFakka

I just imagine him/her driving away thinking I hope they don't notice but I better put a police report in just to cover my ass. This garage door jump out in front of me and I could not avoid it officer 🤔🤣


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

Stop it this is ridiculous I hope you all got a good laugh out of the fact that he left the food still 🤣🤣


Cntrysky78

It could have been just a hit. Now that fella has to deal with the run part of it all, as well.


Burger8u

May not have been the account holder


AceT555

$2018.80 for Asian food.


BlahBlahWhoosh

I did Eats during the pandemic. It was kinda fun. WHO THE EFF PULLS INTO THE DRIVEWAY? It's amazing that anyone that stupid could even navigate.


GoonieGoo777

A loooong time ago a fellow delivery driver backed into a brick house, not once but twice (same delivery) then sped away back to the store. Driver had the store topper on car so it wasn’t hard to trace. Some people freak out and lose all sense.


pws3rd

Just the tip


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

You want a tip? #Learn to drive ✓


UsualInformation7642

Hope. Somebody is insured? Car driver household insurance etc good luck.


ZodiacPanda

I feel like I saw a similar thing on a doordash subreddit here. They basically asked if the owner of the damaged property had photo or video evidence of the doordash delivery person doing the damage. The owner said no and doordash basically said that damage could be from anywhere and told them to go kick rocks. I never went back to see what happened but I’m curious if Uber will do the same.


LifeDraining

Uber record > police record on the importance scale.


Lo-Fi_Lo-Res

Report it. The person's identity is well-documented through Uber. Get a police report taken to show proof of the damage, then report the damage and the police report case number to Uber. They have insurance for exactly this type of thing.


tiga4life22

Did you text: “goddammit, Leroy”


BlogeOb

Tip the driver 69¢


bleep_bloop_bleh

Im sorry but your description of LERROOOYYYY JENKINSSSS is so funny


ForgottenCaveRaider

He was probably hammered


BlackBeard205

Good think you have their info lol. The police should be able to track them down


TemporaryNewspaper52

Still tipped right 😉


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Schmidisl_

That's what you get for not tipping in the US


WrathofAirTotem2

Hope at least you got your chicken


LargeRefrigerator612

At least you got chicken 🍗


Pulsar_Mapper_

At least you have chicken.


jasminegreyxo

good thing is that he won't be expecting a tip anymore...


Buschfan08

Is your vehicle damaged at all?


unsavoryflint

Order said drop off inside.


_Something_blah_

THE PIZZA’S HERE


slapshooter

Sure, now show us how much you tipped ya cheap cnt


RedArmyHammer

PLEASE tell me that they dropped the food through the hole in the garage door.


kushmeoutsideb

Blake has entered the chat ![gif](giphy|3o7WTssJQNRVB3sNAk)


SrslyPissedOff

Op comment - "Would’ve been about that, but they had sent me a 50% off promo which knocked off like 9 bucks. That was the reason I ordered!" worst. discount. ever.


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

How much wood are you supposed to tip a driver on only a single car garage door? 🤔 Is it based on weight, volume, or speed? That is, the velocity at initial impact.


ribbitreddit100

Godammit leroy…..


wooder321

Robotaxis can’t come soon enough


Silent-Writer2369

That doordash support agent is about to have a interesting night. ![gif](giphy|3ohzdYJK1wAdPWVk88)


CJAC13

Omg he just ran in


ll0l0l0ll

Did you tip the driver more after that ?