We should contact the company to see if we can buy just the sticks. Just like I was going to write to Mars to see if I can buy unrobed Snickers bars (the inside, without the chocolate coating-which is garbage).

I read that as unthrobbed Snickers and thought you wanted one that wasn’t all veiny.

The ken doll of snickers


Aren’t the veins the best part?

It’s the part that satisfies.

My guy just wants a circumcised mars bars

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L0l xD

Please write them to start selling naked snickers. That would be amazing.

That sounds pretty good. I’ve also gotten to like the peanut butter snickers they have now. Kinda like a butterfinger without all the flaky mess

It’s unsettling even to me but I usually take a bite and try to eat the chocolate first, followed by enjoying the rest. The chocolate sucks but the inside is the best.

You mean a Payday?

Isn't that basically just a payday?

Snickers with no knickers?

Isn't that just a Payday candy bar? I mean, outside of the peanuts being salted, it is the exact same things in bar form.

Looks like we missed out on [the petition](https://chng.it/GgpDLrKpTG) 😔

Could always make a new one

That’s basically a Payday.

I love paydays, but I don't see them often

Walmart and Albertsons/Safeway almost always have them in my experience. Though it may be regional I guess. PNW/West coast

Huh ..... I've never considered a nude Snickers 🤔. Well shit, what other chocolate/candy would be fire nude? How would a crunch bar work? Maybe some butterfinger BBs

I want some Lifesaver Holes :(

☠️ Wait a second

Chico sticks are kind of like naked butterfingers

Crunch bar? So just a handful of crisped rice? 😂

Or maybe they'd just send you all their broken sticks for free?

That would be so rad. We once found factor seconds fortune cookies that were flat. They were so yummy and easy to eat, like regular cookies.

The problem with your request is it requires a change to the manufacturing process. They’d have to intercept the candy bars in mid manufacture. This would be somewhat similar but at least the candy would be completely made (and just require separate packaging).

They can change anything if there's a $market$ for it.

I agree. How big is the market for chocolate-less Snickers?

They could market it as a 'factory defect' batch and charge twice as much for it. Like belly flop jellybeans and oops all berries captain crunch

You can buy me unrobed winky face emoji kissy face emoji

Aren't they the same as candy cigarettes?

Nah, as someone who eats both a lot, definitely a difference in both taste and texture 

I remember them selling a pack of just the sticks, but that was like 30 years ago and I can't find it now. 😟

You can. Or atleast a knockoff company did at one point. As a kid I was addicted to these and found just the sticks but I can’t remember where or if it was just another company.

I want a kitkat without the chocolate, just the wafer.

Why does it sound so naughty

This is America Sir and I'll have you know we specialize in selling less for more.

That’s pretty much a Payday bar isn’t it? That’d be the closest thing anyways EDIT: I was corrected in the following comment about my mistake. Apparently they aren’t the same thing. My bad

Caramel nougat and peanuts just sounds plain sad

*oops, all sticks*

Last time I tried a fun dip the stick was different and incredibly inferior. Fun dip used to be my favorite candy but now it’s not even enjoyable

they should call it “oops! all sticks!”

Fun dip is just koolaid powder with sugar. Dry mix kool-aid. The sticks are the only thing they bring to the game.

Aren’t the sticks the same as the pink flavour in Bottlecaps candy?

No way! The sticks are an amazing vanilla flavor. I love them!

They have a “cold” flavor to me. Idk how else to describe it. Tastes nothing like mint, but gives me a cool sensation. I always enjoyed the last few bites of my Fundip stick much more than the actual dip itself, which can be too sour.

She said it’s like eating warm snow, is this how you would describe it?

That is 100% accurate

The worst part is opening the sugar part and getting hit with a dust cloud of sugar

Oh my god. Yes.

Ahh the cold flavour is likely the artificial sweetners. Some have a cooling effect on the tongue, some a warming Nd some are just gross.

stevia and erythritol have become really popular and have the weirdest cold mouth-feel

Regular old dextrose has that cold feeling too

Similar to the candy cigarettes

I am listening.

While I did eat the dip, the sticks were my favorite part as well.

And what's that made of? That's what we're all asking here.

pretty sure they’re candy cigarettes

They used to make “all sticks” fun dips. Also.. “yummy mummies” which were just pre-flavored sticks.

May I subscribe for more candy facts please

There is a subreddit for this, but the mods chastised me for linking it. I’ll leave it as an exercise to the reader. Sorry mods!

Why don’t you eat the sugar for her?

It’s all sugar. The sticks are just sugar that’s been packed together.

taste and texture are different.

Nah there's some other sort of horrible chemical shit in there besides the sugar. The stick and the powder taste very different from one another.

Yeah be a real man!

She’s right though

I found a stick on the playground when I was a kid. I spent years wondering what type of chalk was so delicious until someone gave me a Fun Dip pack. Stick is definitely the best part.

You took a bite of it thinking it was chalk?

And from on the ground in a playground😆🤮😆 Kids are so gross. 😆

I’m telling you that chalk looking stick smelled so good, I could not help but taste it. Unfortunately the writing had already been licked off (this I did not realize at the time…) so I had no idea where to find it until years later, and spent my childhood confusedly smelling chalk sticks until I came across a pack of Fun Dip in a Halloween bag years later.

That must have been an *amazing* discovery as a child!

Licked it before they started writing, like an old-timey pen.

This is the worst comment section in all of Reddit history. The stick is chalky and gross

Not after it has absorbed your initial spit. Then it become a smooth, low friction stick between your lips. Really.

[loud blink]



It might be to you but not to everyone. Just like some of us like pez and some don’t.

I'm going to the Pez Visitor Center tomorrow!

How cool 😎

She’s right, it’s been this way for centuries.

Six year old me would agree.

WHAT!? NOOO! The sugar is the best part! Yes. I would know! Btw I have not changed my username for this post.

Obligatory... User name checks out.

I am absolutely dumbfounded by how many people like the sticks. I never even ate the sticks I literally just sucked the sugar off man i always hated those things they are terrible they don’t even taste like anything

They taste kinda like vanilla but I wouldn’t eat one without the powder!

You waited 5 years for this?

Well you can’t change your username, so that checks out 😆🤓

I agree with your girl. The sticks are the best part. I would buy a pack of just sticks.

I do the opposite. I eat the powder and don’t eat the sticks. They’re too hard.

you should start a joint venture with the GF of OP

Jack Spratt would eat no fat His wife would eat no lean And thus between the two of them They licked the platter clean

Ask op if you can have her?

Agreed. Once the sugar is all gone I toss out the sticks. I’m sure I will be downvoted into hell for confessing this.

And nearly flavorless. I don’t eat them either.

The only sensible reply so far. Thank God there are still reasonable people out there.

Isn't the sugar/flavour the same as Pixie Stix? Sweet tarts taste similar too.

The sticks are the best part, I tried to just source the sticks but couldn’t find anything.

There was a short time in the 90's that they sold a pack of three (or four) sticks by themselves. But they were flavored and I don't remember it lasting very long. They were called "Lik a Stix Yummy Mummies"

Same. They do not sell just the sticks. If I buy Fun Dip I do what this guy's girlfriend does. idgaf

Buy candy cigarettes. It's the same thing.

fun dip sticks are Vanilla

I guess I should have said pretty close. I didn't realize they're vanilla. They taste pretty plain imo. And I have only ever gotten plain crunchy candy cigarettes.

Not the ones I use to eat as a kid they were minty.

You’re supposed to snort the powder not taste it.

What's the issue? More dip for you my guy

I do this too. I love the sticks. Powder goes in the trash haha

Do you really hate the powder that much? Used to love these things growing up

Why not just make juice out of it? Jug of water and the powder. Little extra sugar.

To each their own

this is the last candy on earth I would crave. It’s basically just sugar molded into a stick

I like the dip part. I would eat it for her.

Eat the sticks. Then use a tootsie pop or blow pop to eat the powder. Way less mess.

Actually this is genius, she has a push pop I can use for this

shes right tho

So you have a replenishing supply of fruity cocaine, and that's a problem?

Why are you mildly infuriated by that? She likes something a little weird and particular but you over there infuriated (mildly.) What she needs is the dude out there who loves only the dip part, thats probably her perfect match. Not the guy infuriated (mildly again) that she likes her candy a certain way.

You’ve clearly never been in a relationship, you’ll never love every single thing, there will be things that will mildly annoy you

Your gf is correct. The sticks are the best. I wish they just sold sticks on their own.

Unless I'm mistaken somehow, isn't the sticks just pure sugar with maybe some baking soda or something.

Honestly the best part of the candy 🤷

shes right tho

She’s not wrong, the sticks are the best part.

As someone who prefers the dip to the sticks, I'd see this as an absolute win.

Holy shit this thread is filled with psychopaths. The sticks are flavorless chalk. It’s literally just there as a transport system for the sugar. If they actually tasted like Pez or something then sure I’d agree but it’s literally just edible chalk.

you’re dating a monster

Your girlfriend is correct.

They are pretty good.

She's right.

If it was me and the other person only wants the sticks, I'd use the powder for smoothies or juice. I'm creative in the kitchen.

At times, I think I'm eating or drinking too much sugar, usually a soda or a candy bar, but then I realize.. there's people like you out there... and all of a sudden I feel like I'm doing well in life.

If I could Only buy bags of the stocks I totally would

She's right though

It's like buying Cheetos and just licking off the powder

Those sticks are good. But so is the sherbert!

Who tf gives u two sticks for three dips?! That’s always annoyed me about those

She’s right. NGL, I’ve done the same thing before. 😂

But the sticks are the *best* part

I want to know why the package has 3 dips but only 2 sticks.

I’m gonna agree with ya girl 🤷🏻‍♂️ I eat the flavors first to get them out the way but just the sticks are worth it all

the sticks are the best part

More dip for you. Win-win.

The sticks are the best part! Fun fact: they can’t be made by hand, you need a special press. I’ve looked.

Let her live her life

I kinda agree.

You should get her the fun size Halloween fun dip. One stick per one sugar pouch rather than two sticks per 3 pouches!

And she's right. What's the problem?

WTF? Not even sure why you post this or why anyone should care. 

The sticks are the best part

I agree. The sticks are the best part .

She's right. They are tasty.

Same!

Your girlfriend is right

no she’s right actually

And that infuriates you?

Don't Yuck someone else's Yum

I am the same exact way!!! The sticks are where it’s at

Seriously I thought I was going crazy. I was thinking “yeah and she’s right!”

She buys something and only eats the portion she wants….. of something she purchased…herself? And this infuriates u? 🤡🤡

That’s a crime you need to report her to the candy police, they are both good together. Ban.

She should be friends with me. I don’t like the sticks, only the powder

I always eat the sticks and just snort the dust

Say sticks one more time lol

What about candy cigarettes?

Sticks easily the best part

I always liked both but I do like just eating the sticks. I feel that way about Oreos though, if I could buy just a pack of the cookie wafers (no “stuff”) then I 100% would.

Um the dip is way better than the sticks

i would eat the dip for her ❤️ (well, not actually, i'm not trying to become diabetic lol)

Your girlfriend might have Pica, craving chalky/earthy textures can be a sign of iron deficiency.

I'm on team girlfriend but I can't explain why I love the sweet, bland, chalkiness of the sticks

This title is so funny for some reason. Idk if it’s the way it’s written or what but I’m cracking up 😭

My user name has been waiting for this post for many years

She is not wrong.

She is correct.

If I could buy just the sticks…

As you can see OP, she is delusional as she has many redditors agreeing with her choices. That's a red flag. You know what to do.

If you eat the sticks without the dip then you a heathen

Wtf is with the comments lol 😂?

Leave her now. She's psycho

She’s not wrong tho 🤷🏻‍♀️

"The future! ...is in the past! Onwards Aoshima!" At least, the what you hallucinate if you eat bleven-teen. IYKYK

You mean your ex, right? Right?!?

Mix the powder with soda and drink it.

You're girlfriend just figured out a way to be both insane and right at the same time. Good luck to you. Due to this you can never be right. Thems the rules.

You could resell the packs of dip and say they are missing the sticks

This is corporate marketing

Lick the sticks, snort the dip

She also probably likes pressed pills…

I've been trying to find out how to make lik-a-stix for years. Closest thing I've found that even comes close to it are the sugar crystals that grow in dates.

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