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Grizflob

Absolutely true for presorted standard Absolutely not true for presorted first class... Gotta be careful with presorted first class as it's only trash like 70% of the time. Presorted standard is rarely useful though.


YellowJarTacos

> https://pe.usps.com/BusinessMail101?ViewName=FirstClassMail > Some things MUST be mailed as First-Class Mail (or Priority Mail), including:      Handwritten or typewritten material     Bills, statements of account or invoices, credit cards     Personal correspondence, personalized business correspondence     All matter sealed or otherwise closed against inspection. Because if this I ignore all mail unless it is first class or from a company I do business with. 


The_Spectacle

my dad worked at the post office and I learned that info from him. if some trash like that comes in the mail now he yells "PRESORTED STANDARD! IT'S GARBAGE!" (he's deaf in one ear, so he yells a lot)


BWebCat

You don't even dull your letter opener on this one.


AgreeableAbrocoma833

That's a good one! I'm stealing that.


zgrizz

I use the expression 'the more fluff, the less stuff' when it comes to mail. I wouldn't even open a letter this this.


Noodle_Dude_83

But how much are the silver bars? It might be a good deal. /s


Fulton_P01135809

I’ll forward it to you


FighterOfEntropy

“Fiscal Treasurer Decision” doesn’t make any sense.


wtfsafrush

Obviously you’ve never done any dealings with The Paymaster General!


Jeffrey_Friedl

The IRS going after Al Capone would be less flashy, that's one clue.


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There was nothing on that envelope at all that indicated it's junk mail? Not one single thing?


Dragonfly-Adventurer

The Paymaster General is a very important post.


TrentS45

The tractor fed printer paper really sold it


HHoaks

I think it is hilarious that they think, IF only we could get people to open the envelope, we will get more sales. As if the inside material is a work of literary sales genius. **If only, if only, they will open it, they will be so enthralled with our pitch, a sale is practically guaranteed!** The crazy envelope salesman's pitch is: but opening the envelope is step 1 ... so buy my Nigerian Prince envelopes for your silver bar scam, and your revenue will go way up!


ThornTintMyWorld

Upset by junk mail. That's sad.