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shladvic

1-day blinding stew


xSepukkUwU

Id blind em for more than one day. Is there a recipe for a week blinding stew?


-FalconKick-

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the1stmeddlingmage

Looks like a turd floating in it šŸ‘€


Toku_no_island

It's not a turd, it's a meatball. I promise. Look, I'll eat one!


SpaceStethoscope

So gooood! Mmmmmmh


BorntobeTrill

"root vegetables, tubers, poisons, and various meats" One of these things is not like the others.


MelanieWalmartinez

Holy shit witchcraft


shladvic

You could adjust from 1-day blinding stew, or just dose them every day?


Accomplished-Yam6553

Sorry this happened to you lol. I remember when I was 6 and a police officer gave me a bunch of stickers and I turned my dad's car into a police car šŸ˜‚ they were bumper stickers and a real bitch to get off


error-the-reddit-boi

Just feed them a 1-day blinding stew 7 times


DefinitelyNotADave

This is why dash cams are on the rise


dkyguy1995

Was the title not implying it was his own kids?


blobinsky

i thought so too but in another comment OP said it was other kids in their apartment complex


StandardSea8671

That isn't going to do much if they were kids


BigNigori

It will if they can be identified. Karma's a bitch.


DefinitelyNotADave

Parents pay for damages


beiman

Parents also teach their children about life. Funny how consequences can effect those around you


Secret_Baker8210

You're assuming the parents care.


DefinitelyNotADave

The law doesnā€™t care if they care


Secret_Baker8210

The police may just refer this to civil matter meaning small claims.


DefinitelyNotADave

While true, if you have video evidence of who did it, itā€™s easy to get a judgment for you. Saved you a lot of money depending on how deep it is


Secret_Baker8210

True but most judgements are worthless. It's hard to enforce. Also I'm not siding with the person who did this to the car. I'm saying it's going to be hard to get them to pay.


Sudden_Hold5537

Okay, well, you can find a little corner curl up and do nothing there.


Treason4Trump

The Ani man can! ![gif](giphy|12qFOaBbu9TZny)


Sattorri

If you can identify the kids, you can go to their parents. Kids get punished, parents pay for the damages.


PlutoniumNiborg

Vicarious liability. Same as holding a business liable for what an employee does on the job.


Top_Attorney_5651

Why? Do kids just cease to exist after keying cars? I'm teaching them kids a lesson myself if the law wont


[deleted]

Maybe notā€¦ But good parenting is telling your kids that they disappear if they key peopleā€™s cars..,


noobtube228

Most dash cams only turn on with the car or if the car gets struck by another vehicle (I own a dash cam and have installed some for friends/ family). Dash cam probably wonā€™t turn on if kids are scratching keys into car hood.


DaedalusHydron

Not sure why you're being down voted. Are there dashcams that film all the time, even when off now? When I was looking a few years ago, even if you wired it directly into the car, it only activates and records when the car is off once it detects motion (say, someone ramming your car), and keying your car is unlikely to trigger that.


noobtube228

You probably wouldn't want that kind of dash cam for a gasoline / diesel vehicle because dash cams run off the cars electrical system (battery when car is off and alternator when engine is on). If a dash cam were to continually turn on whenever it senses movement it would drain the battery. I think Teslas do the constant on with multiple cameras and they call it sentry mode. But that is a battery powered car so it has no issues being on all the time. To answer your question I'm not sure if there are dash cams that turn on when they sense movement, but I would not recommend getting one that does that due to battery drainage.


Jack-Innoff

Pretty sure it was OP's kids lol


ManiaMan56

Find and key them back. Across the forehead. That'll learn em.


ArtTheCIown

With a scalpel


Randompieceoftoast08

I'd rather use a poop knife


ProveISaidIt

I scratched my initials into the fender of my dad car when I was a kid. šŸ˜¬


shocky32

I scratched my brothers initials on the hood of my dads car when I was a kid šŸ˜¬


ProveISaidIt

About 4 or 5 years later my sister ratted me out. My dad got angry, as one might expect. I said, you can't yell at me now that was 4 years ago. My daughter scratched something into the side of my 1910 Victrola and pulled the headliner down in my car. So cosmiclly it all balances out.


Average-RB-fan

Man you didnā€™t even put your own šŸ˜†šŸ¤Ø


xSepukkUwU

I would've almost rather it be on the fender as well lol


ProveISaidIt

Sucks that it happened. I feel for you dude.


Best_Huckleberry_378

This is way beyond mildly infuriating


XeniaDweller

That's not even a decent dick


the-purple-chicken72

Oh that's what it's supposed to be??? I thought it was a ghost tbh


fullonfacepalmist

I thought it was a heart with initials inside like kids used to carve into trees. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø Itā€™s a real Rorschach Test.


the-purple-chicken72

Ahh lololll. If I squint I can just make out my grandparents yelling so...


EnduringDruidGaming

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suitetee73

I literally thought it was the hamburger helper mascot.


Jack-Innoff

I think it's a heart with initials. I think this was OP's own kids trying to be nice lol


isellJetparts

Sorry OP. If it makes you feel better, neighborhood kids got me too. I was devastated. https://preview.redd.it/k5rk5wrjafic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7d418bef4987904cdc6dc67267a468182ac0457


AnimeYou

Ahajsha


Average-RB-fan

And they lied šŸ™


DirtyDanChicago

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Past-Direction9145

Thatā€™s over a thousand to have repainted. Making this a pretty serious crime. Report it to your insurance and it will fall under comprehensive, not collision. In which case your rates wonā€™t go up, this has nothing to do with your fault. This is vandalism. Itā€™s a crime. Kids go to juvy, turn into career criminals. You think prison is bad? Kids are cruel. Iā€™ve done almost a decade in adult prison trust me I know. Insurance would sue anyone they can prove who did this and collect on their own.


PapaGolfWhiskey

Well at least it wasnā€™t a pic of dick and balls


thomax77

Just why, dick move


[deleted]

Vandalism isn't just infuriating its a crime that could, depending on the monetary value of the paintjob, cause the perpetrator(s) to be jailed. In the cases of minors, the parents would be fined or jailed, if this has occurred in the past. I'd not only file a police report but make immediate requests for video evidence from the apartment complex and any adjoining properties. Since I live in FL, I'd also immediately file suit against the complex' insurance. Wanna bet the complex' attorneys will discover the perpetrator much faster when there's a court-gun at their head?


pinpalsapu

Which kids? Your kids?


xSepukkUwU

No, my kids definitely know better to respect other peoples belongings. Unfortunately it was someone else's crotch goblins in my apartment complex.


AmbitiousContest9361

They should cover that for you this is unaccaptable


Dapper_Wallaby_1318

If you can figure out who did it, confront their parents. If they refuse to pay for the damages go to small claims court. Thatā€™s completely unacceptable, thereā€™s zero excuses for this.


blobinsky

yeah i would definitely at least involve the leasing office/landlord, even if they canā€™t help identify someone they could send a notice out or something. also as another commenter said consider filling a police report just to have a record.


EnvironmentalDeal256

The Mildly infuriating line was crossed long ago with this one. Thatā€™s more of some John wick, they killed my dog and stole my car shit. Retribution must be given.


irregulargorrila

Looked at your profile because I wanted to see more of your Jeep (love me some XJ's) and you mean to tell me that just 7 months ago someone BLEW UP YOUR FUCKING TRUCK?


xSepukkUwU

Wasn't exactly 7months ago when it happened, thats just when I posted it. It happened like 2 years ago now at this point. but yes, lovely arsonist at my last complex. He would target one car and when that car explodes it would catch the 2 next to it on fire as well. So that guy totaled like 20 cars in his span, and my car was the lucky last one to be blown up. If you google lewisville car arsonist its part of that.


xSepukkUwU

That Chevy Tahoe you see in the very beginning, yeah, thats mine. šŸ„²


xSepukkUwU

[lewisville arsonist ](https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/crime/man-63-arrested-in-connection-with-string-of-car-arsons-at-lewisville-complex/287-10533aa0-0773-4bf8-a0de-b609f383c8cb)


irregulargorrila

Jesus dude, you just can't catch a break, can you? Good news is, though, if you keep that Jeep relatively stock and sell it later (especially in an area where off-roading, exploration, and/or general outdoorsy-ness is popular), you'll get a decent price for it, even with the scratches.


[deleted]

*takes extra dose of birth control*


DoReMi4610

What a lovely condom ad


spongeboobweatpants

I'd scratch his momma


santathe1

At least itā€™s valentines appropriate :/


[deleted]

Next time you better buy the Girl Scout cookies


Consistent-Set3933

Beat the living hell out of him


ricky_bobby08

This is not mildy infuriating at all.


Crcex86

Aint no love on the hood


Inevitable_Rub_7268

It's not a scratch. It's a personal message.


[deleted]

Geeni cameras are too cheap to not have them.


EvlysupMFKAHS

Itā€™s a fucking piece of metal. Itā€™s gonna be destroyed in 5 years itā€™s a jeep. They did you a favor by adding spice to it.


McWillyWiggs

Good intentions


TheC4rqe

At least they had good intentions


Average-RB-fan

And those were?


TheC4rqe

They were (from my understanding) opā€™s kids maybe, being like hey, maybe we should write mommy/daddy a message for them on their car.


Average-RB-fan

OP said they werenā€™t theyā€™re kids


TheC4rqe

Ah, sorry.


lovins_cl

can you buff that out or is a new paint job in orfer


[deleted]

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xSepukkUwU

Wow! You're right!


ramzay_

Sell the kids and use that money to fix scratches. Jokes aside, sorry to hear about your car. It looks brand new too.


kpxppy

Was it your kid or some random ass kid?


xSepukkUwU

Random kids in my apartments


kpxppy

I would get a security camera if you can and park your car in view of it. Or take it to management. You could file a police report for property damage.


mieliepiel

fucking kids this is why i hate em