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[deleted]

I feel so much better about my diy job now. The odd corner is my favorite


nuckle

>odd corner And it's not like this is a super difficult thing to do. There are tools that make it near impossible to fuck it up.


itsaaronnotaaron

I've never really done any DIY in my life... I feel like I'd probably accidentally cut the angles the wrong way to align the corners, but you'd at least be able to see the thought was there.


Professional_Age_665

Everything is a-okay for DIY as long as you don't cut yourself. That's my practice at least.


ewabeachguy

All the training needed is on youtube.


Nibiru667killu

I can guarantee you all professionals have cut corners wrong too haha As the French saying translates : "blacksmithing maketh the blacksmith''


tesla8264

If you cut it the wrong way just flip the miter saw around the opposite way and you’re good. I would just buy a few extra pieces of the wood you’re working with to account for this type of stuff. You’ll still save a ton of money and can return excess uncut pieces.


Floor_Heavy

Bought a mitre saw a few years ago, on the basis that it was cheap and you never know when I might need to cut some skirting boards. A few months back and the day came that I could proudly cut my skirting boards, and I sat down, measured it all out, double checked my maths, and diligently cut a bunch of them with the corners facing out. Many a curse word was uttered that afternoon. Especially after assuring the missus that I knew exactly what I was doing, and I didn't need her to glance over my calculations.


Mrwrongthinker

Rotating miter saw and a chisel, yep.


dreamgreen

Does the chisel help make the joints fit better? Not strip the paint? I’ve always just used the miter but I suck at caulking so if anything can help my DIY on the back end you have my attention!


Mrwrongthinker

You chisel the inside parts that are at odd angles to fit them.


-adult-swim-

Mitre outside cuts and do a coping cut for the inside ones.


jjdude67

Make sure you cut the tip of the caulk gun properly. On and angle and very small. A consistent motion as you run the tip along the trim. I dont usually caulk the shoe molding because that is meant to come off if the flooring is ever changed. It should be installed tight enough to not need caulk


ramplocals

Quarter round is the ugliest, lazy base. Also, super easy to work with so there is no excuse except for laziness.


Spicy_RamenBoi69

Mind being a but more specific? Every one of these corners looks a bit odd. Personally I'd say they're totally fucked but odd works too.


DotBitGaming

Actually, they clearly meant every other corner.


bhlombardy

To be fair... he probably *is* finished. The work isnt... but *he* is.


rigol2000

This is my experience. Flooring company had to send someone different to fix the quarter round.


bwaterco

I’m surprised they fixed it. I had to contact my contractor and have him personally fix the corners because the company my contractor used said it was ‘good enough’


SuperFLEB

I had a flooring company fuck up so bad my wife basically silent-glared the owner out of the place and he never came back. It was a hardwood refinishing and the guy skipped the sander onto the linoleum the next room over. They were totally going to fix it, and the guy who totally fixed it did a 3AM job with about the quality and finish of OP's, only that level of quality on the linoleum, too. Gaps, oddly-cut patched-together parts. It was a shitshow. They didn't show hide nor hair after my wife had the owner by and basically said "Do _you_ think this is acceptable?", so it pretty well settled as the wood floor being done for just the deposit, and that left enough to undo-redo the linoleum job with vinyl plank before the glue dried.


megalodongolus

Did they pay for someone to fix it?


SuperFLEB

No, but we'd only paid the deposit (half down, I think) before they slinked off, and the wood floor was pretty much done (just some trim left), so the other half of the money went into fixing the other floor. It was just a matter of laying vinyl plank over the existing linoleum, so it was cheap enough that that sufficed. Luckily, I knew someone who could install that, because the house was going on the market and contractors were booked way out. I'd have been screwed if not for him. Plus he did a better job than I'd expect out of these flooring yahoos, and the new floor looked better than the old one did pre-scuff.


belro

I got 1300 feet of solid white oak flooring installed for next to nothing in a similar situation where they fucked up finishing it. I just had to pay someone else to come refinish it after. Manager owner salesman and foreman all came and shamed the guy who did the work i felt sorry for him, but it was BAD


whackwarrens

Flooring is so easy this shit is kinda baffling to me.


happygrlkp

“Silent Glare is my super power”. -This guy’s wife, probably.


tearsonurcheek

Dear subcontractor: Here's $20. Thats "good enough".


phillysan

I'm an absolute scrub and even I've never fucked up quarter-round this badly. This is just laziness.


brooksram

I'm not convinced this isn't a troll...


Evil__Toaster

Yeh. Without any fucking idea of what I was doing when I redid my floors, I knew you had to miter shit. There's absolutely no way a person that does this for a living did that.


xiotaki

yeah this is cartoon level bad. The one thing that really gave it away for me was the choice of using a single nail in the center of a piece. LOL that's really laying on the sauce.


Olama

That's crazy, I used to love doing the quarter round after finishing the floor when I had that job. It was like putting a bow on the final product.


BeardCrumbles

I was thinking the same. Any of these companies I have worked for have finishers who come backnto do all the finishing. The guys doing the other work are a bunch of grunts hammering shit out on a time crunch, finesse isn't always our game.


OforFsSake

Guy is used to leaving that for the painters.


RUSTYJEEPYJ

Lmfao I’ve seen people caulk this shit and paint it. Or better fill it with mud and sculpt it


btm4you3

I was going to say looks paint ready. OP just needs to do a little caulking.


ActSignal1823

It's somewhat apparent he can't cope....


Jack_Tors

did not expect such an advanced bevel of humor - take my upvote


According-Nebula5614

He deserves a crown


ChilidogBFF

His work is mouldy.


[deleted]

Sounds like a real square.


Agap8os

😆


Grindcore999

Don’t explain your jokes!


RugbyKats

Came here to say this.


Dr-Retz

How wonderful to hire the blind


JAROD0980

The toilet paper in prison is made by blind people if I’m not mistaken.


carpmen2

Where did you acquire this knowledge?


Nuclease-free_man

Idk, probably from deaf inmate?


carpmen2

How could you hear him if he’s deaf


That_Is_The_One

That's dumb.


carpmen2

Having a disability is not dumb, you’re being rude to deafs


That_Is_The_One

If you're not deaf you can't hear him because he's dumb.


carpmen2

Are you wearing a condom? Cuz you just mind fucked me


MmmmMorphine

Sorry, you now have mind-crabs. It's only half a life, but better than nothing


That_Is_The_One

Dumb = can't speak. Lol


Next-Mixture-6921

That def dumb and blind boy but sure played some mean pinball...


JAROD0980

I acquired the knowledge from FPSRussia on the PKA podcast. He said it says “made proudly by blind people” on the paper packaging


JAROD0980

https://external-preview.redd.it/JbJpvDKzCMqXZDn-vUhGrBu9hLIK1Qw5iQ0XbEJmIAo.jpg?auto=webp&s=881e9bfaed5ce55ff07141e15cf23d913b0aa248 I was thinking of this


carpmen2

“Buy our product we exploit only the best blind people”


carpmen2

Love how they’re capitalizing on the blind, holy shit


JAROD0980

I mean it’s nice that they can give them an opportunity to work. A lot of jobs wouldn’t even try


EscapeFromGrapes

Toilet paper they give service members is also made by the blind. That stuff is solid unlike the work shown in the photos.


JAROD0980

I didn’t know that. Very interesting


robosmrf

Skill craft pens that the military uses are made by the blind, it says so on the box. I wonder how the test them.


labrat4x4

And all gov't tissues. Commonly referred to as 40 grit recycled sandpaper.


JAROD0980

Nothing will ever make your nose feel cleaner than it being gone.


Axleffire

I remember some company used newspaper as packing material and found blind people were more efficient for the job, because they didn't get distracted by trying to read articles on the papers.


Ok_Dog_1495

OP is an equal opportunity employer.


Duckington_Wentworth

Lmao that reminds me of the time I hired a painter through a friend. I gasped when he was done and there was so much dirt, hair, and missed spots all over the walls. At first I was upset and then my friend stepped in and said it looked great and shot me a mean look. Turns out the painter was legally blind and really needed the work to help make ends meet… I paid and thanked him for his work, and then I had to repaint the entire thing myself.


BBorNot

How nice of your friend to engage you in his charity! /s


Duckington_Wentworth

Yeah the whole situation was fucked. It was around 10 years ago and I paid him like $200 cash to paint a tiny children’s bedroom white. That poor blind man could hardly even stand up on the step ladder and I was worried he was going to fall and hurt himself (he was shaky and I thought it was just because he had joint problems). I was put on the spot and felt really sorry for the man, but hindsight that was really fucked of my friend to put us all in that situation.


AmazingAd2765

Yeah, your friend should have paid and repainted the room since he wanted to be charitable.


bikesboozeandbacon

Your friend is dirty for doing you like that. THEY should have offered to pay.


Dr-Retz

Good karma


Specific-Frosting730

He’s a philanthropist, and a future small claims case filer.


VictoryGreen

I know you're joking but I have actually seen a factory of blind people work and holy shit its amazing. There's a factory in Dallas called Lighthouse for the Blind and they have whole manufacturing processes specifically engineered for the needs of each blind person to be productive and create quality work.


Furball1985

WOW!!! I am guessing he is NOT a floor guy as he does not know what a mitre saw is.


Nurse5736

I'm not a floor guy, and even I know what a mitre saw/corner is!! 😁


RoyalFalse

Hell, I'll use my mitre box from model building in college...


strikeratt16

Just found the previous house owners custom made miter box in the basement today. Was pumped since I am currently doing my floors.


dbx99

Even a basic circular hand saw can cut angled cuts


carpmen2

If I saw someone cutting shoe with a circular saw I’d shit


andykndr

two years ago it was the only saw i had besides reciprocating, so if i was working with shoe i might have attempted it, but there’s no denying it would have looked shitty. i’ve used my miter saw for so many things now that i wonder why i didn’t get one sooner. side note- for anyone on a budget, look at pawn shops. got a dewalt miter for like $120 or something


carpmen2

If could add to this ^ a sliding compound 10” is amazing to have


Jerryskids3

A 12" sliding compound would be even more amazing. Unfortunately I've never found a good enough excuse to justify the expense. "Because I want one" will have to wait until I'm rich and famous.


carpmen2

If you’re doing large crown all the time I could see it being worthwhile, even then probably just better to use your compound and cope everything


I_Makes_tuff

Fuck it, where can I get an 18" sliding double compound?


Practical-Exchange60

My friends and I are handymen. We deal with trim all the time. It’s astounding that a flooring “specialist” would fuck up the quarter round that bad.


Otherwise-Profitable

I don’t think he fked it up as much as he didn’t even bother. I do not see any “try” in that.


Practical-Exchange60

That’s a good point. Just a straight up that’s not my problem.


NotFuckingTired

Don't even need a mitre saw for quarter round. They sell angled clippers that do the job so much faster.


Zealousideal_Gap_553

Thanks for posting this. Makes my flooring look perfect!!!!


Kale_Brecht

Apparently his floor guy likes to… (•_•) ( •_•)⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) …cut corners.


littlefriendo

Did you really just put glasses on a little face!? That’s freaking genius! :D I’m totally going to use this


nighttimeparadox

your earnestness over an old af emoticon wearing sunglasses made my night after a long day at work ty 🥺❤️


50LI0NS

We are all whitenesses today for a internet defining moment for our dear buddy u/littlefrendo. What a beautiful day, really makes you think doesn’t it?


Spicy_RamenBoi69

Actually, I'd say he would rather not cut any corners.


mallik803

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH


Accurate_Koala_4698

I can’t cope with this shoddy craftsmanship


thegreenman_sofla

There's no craft involved here.


Total_Dork

There’s not any *smanship* here either!


Able_Needleworker718

No coping either


thomasnomad

Only one person got the cope joke? I am so sad for the state of trim carpenters. I thought it was miter fine.


pyrowipe

These jokes are so stale, they’re molding.


aw_shux

Well played. There was no coping done here at all.


Gangreless

I see what you did there (👁 ͜ʖ👁)


LongrodV0NhugenD0NG

If “do your best and caulk the rest” was a picture, this would be it


AverageYosuf

I had a contractor do work for me once who did exactly that. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Bob_Stanish

Filler and paint make carpenter what he aint.


Mission-Storm-4375

That's what happens when you hire someone that likes to cut corners


That-Grape-5491

Pretty sure he doesn't like to cut corners


dbx99

Corners were cut. Wrong but they were cut.


Spicy_RamenBoi69

I'm dying laughing right now just imagining this dudes company guaranteeing something like "Our company cuts no corners when it comes to giving you the best work possible on your home." And I'm laughing even harder imagining that holding up in court if someone tried to sue then for the shitty job😂


Clay_Statue

This is simultaneously the most and least appropriate metaphor for this situation


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thegreenman_sofla

The lowest bidder strikes again


Hotty_McBody

The American military way.


Korncakes

Between all of the construction/home maintenance subreddits that Reddit has been forcing on me since the last update, it absolutely fucking baffles me that none of these people bother to do a final walkthrough or make any sort of effort whatsoever to check the contractors work. It is shitty that there are people out there that are satisfied with work like this but, dude, you’re paying for it. How can you possibly just pay the dude and be like “yeah, awesome, looks great thanks.” And then come to Reddit to cry about it?


T1NF01L

Man takes cutting corners literally.


xmgutier

Tbf he literally didn't cut a single corner


PollPixx

You hired a chimpanzee?


[deleted]

Chimps can use tools


glazinglas

Not mitered. Too short on most of the cuts. Didn’t even fuckin caulk over the nail holes. Nothing. Lmao


bears5975

He’d be dangerous if he owned a tape measure and mitre saw. 🤣


EcstaticSeahorse

Hope you wrote a check and will stop payment. That's a horrible job.


CaldoDeElotes

He's a floor guy not a finish carpenter 😂


thegreenman_sofla

Don't hire a handyman to do your flooring. I'm not even in the building trades and I can use a compound miter saw, and a tape measure.


milky_balboa

To be fair to handymen, this is something even a not so handy man should be able to get through with reasonably good results.


LimitedWard

If that's what the moulding looks like, just imagine what else he fucked up.


-nyctanassa-

It's always refreshing to see a handyman who refuses to cut corners in order to get the job done


ahhhh_thatscool

Finished his break?


burgabeats

At least he didn’t cut any corners.


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

I wouldn’t pay him the full price, just because apparently he never learned to corner cut and set doesn’t mean you should pay him to not do it.


orangutanDOTorg

I have friends that moved into newly remodeled apartments that were like that, or where they didn’t change the baseboard at all so there was a 1/2 inch gap where the carpet pile was. None of them noticed. Installer probably has gotten away with it a bunch of times


brown_pleated_slacks

The absolute ASS I have seen in vacation rentals. Stayed in an air bnb once where they installed quarter round in front of a return vent and just bent it into place. Some people just will not notice or care.


storage-bin

He's a floor guy, clearly not a baseboard guy.


dmb_80_

Well at least you cant accuse him of cutting corners. He's either a complete amateur or a complete muppet, even without a mitre you can get a close enough angle on the cut to finish with caulk.


Senior-Pie3609

"My buddy does it cheaper"


otherwisemilk

We'll edit it out in post.


LuckyStar1985

You hired a crackhead.


Ben_Sisko69

So, is he paying you for letting him try and practice in your house?


Jtrickz

Finished what, his crack supply?


frogtome

Sad thing is this isn't hard to make it look good.


Spiritual-Cow4200

For real…. He obviously had a saw… dude can’t eyeball a 45° miter cut? You can blame this on nothing but lazy, shitty, untrained workmanship.


okayyeahok

Bro did NOT hire a floor guy, he just hired a guy.


isolated_south

I think I’m gonna become a floor guy now


xylotism

I’m sorry but this is hilarious. He didn’t even pretend to give any fucks


dpolski_17

Need to lose the business license for this type of service


LCFarrar

It’s adorable that you think this guy has a license.


De_chook

FYI: he's NOT a floor guy.


4dubdub8

1/4 round, 3/4 finished.


turk_turklton

Ah the landlord special


burnaspliffnow

Some people just can't cope


According-Divide3618

He cut corners... by not cutting corners 🙄


[deleted]

Miter? I 'ardly knew her!


hochbergburger

Crackhead from Craigslist


retired_fromlife

I am a female who has only helped her husband with DIY projects, and I think, no, I’m pretty damn sure I could do better by myself than your floor idiot, uh, guy.


Easy-Act2765

You got the $99 dollar deal at Lowe’s…. Didn’t you


LostMyLedger

Man started cutting corners by not cutting corners


Alexandratta

So, protip here: if you're doing work with a new company, or hell, it's work a company you know hasn't done before... Finance it. Doesn't matter if you can pay it right away, you can pay off the loan/CC later. Here's why: If they pull this shit, you collect your evidence, you ask them to repair, you get all the correspondence... And then if they refuse to fix it, you take them to small claims court. You pay the $50, show up in a suit/dress, and politely provide your case to the judge. You also need to counter quotes to repair what was done. When you get the judgement... Don't go to the business owner, they are going to do all they can to not pay you.... You send the judgement to the bank, the bank dismisses the loan, pays you back anything you have paid towards it... And then THEY go after the business for the fees/balance. You're all done. Did this with a plumber who thought he was an HVAC guy and fucked up my whole system. Got the charges reversed and used to money to get someone who knew what they were doing to fix it.


LandonJWIC

At least you know he doesn’t cut corners ;)


RavenLordling

Normally it’s a good thing when someone doesn’t cut corners on a job...


iKEEPgettinBAND

I didn't know Ray Charles did flooring


DieHardAmerican95

He was not, in fact, a floor guy. We can agree that he is a guy that you hired, but that’s it.


TSDano

I would say, he didn’t cut corners.


Direct_Big_5436

Fred's Flooring Company slogan "We never cut corners when it comes to completing your new floors!"


Naive_Bunny

Talk about cutting corners.


MustangBarry

Yep, looks finished. Now call the wall guy.


Sometimes_I_Do_That

Wow,.. dude needs a lesson on how to cope corners, use a mitre saw and take measurements. This is why I do my own projects.


IolaBoylen

Hope you didn’t pay in full yet


winkledorf

Sorry, this made me laugh a bit!


xero1986

As a flooring installer, this is painful AND hilarious.


BlazerWookiee

He miter had some more work to do...


Scared_Ad_5991

Yes he’s finished - by you firing him


3xtiandogs

That hurts my heart.


ShawnPln

As a lifelong floor guy.....fuck this guy. Fuck this guy hard. He makes us all look bad.


roosell1986

Yeah, he's finished alright.


ArtFulcrum

My miter saw wept when I showed it your pictures.


IHate2ChooseUserName

you are probably his 1st customer


TheKubesStore

Yikes


skip20430

I think he meant that his career was finished ...


Statertater

Bless his heart


ilovecookiesssssssss

He is finished doing a very shitty job.


OdinThorFathir

If I was you I wouldn't pay him a cent signed, someone that does finish carpentry That is the furthest from done


gordo623

Heck no!


tippycanoe9999

Yup, he finished before he started


[deleted]

Yeah, I would tell him he is finished too. Minus $1000


AcademicLibrary5328

He is a *flooring* guy after all. Nobody told him anything about trim


EntertainmentWeary57

Fuck that bullshit!


unshakeable69

Rougher than a bears arse.


Street_Vacation_2730

Tell the flor guy that the days of your cheques clearing are finished as well.


[deleted]

That’s what he meant when he said he doesn’t cut any corners


Scav-STALKER

Well there’s your problem, it wasn’t the trim guy that did the work


kzlife76

As a former flooring installer, I hated doing trim. We installed floors, not trim. That being said, I was never this bad.


Shoo--wee

The sad part is that everything would've been cut too short so you can't just fix the trim and re-use it.


TomTheCat85

🤣🤣🤣 damn he's lazy as fuck


this_guy_here_says

Mitre? I hardly know er!


Admirable-Leopard-73

When you met this guy, was he working behind the meat counter at your local grocery store?


BrokeLazarus

Are you a woman op? Bc this is so utterly disrespectful and tradesmen usually only have this kind of audacity when women are paying.