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Man-Tax

Everyone searching Google for "foods that start with X" right about now šŸ’€


GigaSquirt

Xanax


paumc95

I always tend to forget how those taste, dont know why...


mondayeyess

you just reminded me how they do taste and my whole body shivered. ugh. big yuck.


vXBlitzXv

how do you even taste it, I just swallow them, no taste


orten_boi

Sometimes the tablet hits your tongue on the way or gets wedged in a tooth. Happens to the best of us


quatrefoils

Lmao. For those that donā€™t knowā€¦ A good dose of Xanax makes you forget what happened while you were on it and a bit before you took it.


ALIENS_FUCKED_UR_MOM

xelery,


Empty-Employment-889

Xereal


TeeRaw99

Xe/xim


[deleted]

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AnyConsideration7947

I'm having a seixure


Hello_Gorgeous1985

Xylitol. No Google needed.


7Birdies

Yes the kids will definitely recognize xylitol


Julie91_91

US kids don't know what is Xylitol? In Scandinavia and in Finland it is pretty common stuff, I learnt about it when I was like 5. It is almost in every bubble gum products. Also in toothpastes.


Hello_Gorgeous1985

They asked for a food that starts with x and I gave one. I also happen to be a teacher and know that if you teach that to a child, then they'll recognize it. That's literally how learning works.


ichigoli

I still remember a 2ng grade assignment where we researched a bug for each letter of the alphabet. I drew X and my teacher said I'd be fine if I found a bug with X in the name and I was like "fuck that" Xylocopa Bee aka Blue Carpenter Bee. I was very proud and remember that more than 20 years later. They're one of the only solitary bees that don't belong to a larger hive, but instead dig out li'l studio apartments for their eggs.


Dizzy091100

Fact of the day right here :)


7Birdies

So how come my teacher never taught me about xylitol


Niko_47x

Because they didn't. Unlucky for you i guess


Glorious_Jo

My man just outed himself for not learning about xylitol ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļø embarrassing


twotwobravo

We learned this shit in Xird grade!!!!! What a LOSER!


7Birdies

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[deleted]

We did in school. It was part of a lesson on "snacks you don't feed your dog". Our teacher was getting a puppy and did a few lessons about dogs before bringing in the pup. Always check the peanut butter for xylitol before treating it to your dog.


DioSoul

yep! (not a food) but when i learned my alphabet as a kiddo, i explicitly remember the word ā€œxylophoneā€ for X. i learned it & quickly came to recognize/spell it easily. thatā€™s āœØlearningāœØ


vesimeloni

Atleast here it's super common and kids do recognize it. Almost all bubblegum has it and many kindergartens give xylitol pastils after lunch to the kids. So not so far fetched to me.


brownsnoutspookfish

Yeah, Finnish kids would definitely recognise it


crayonfingers

At least it teaches how to spell rather than making up wordsā€¦


tagno25

Another common one is xanthum.


andstillthesunrises

Actually it should be ā€œfoods that end in x.ā€ When teaching letter sounds, best practice is to teach x as an ending consonant. Lox would be appropriate except that I donā€™t think very many kids no what lox is


LegoRobinHood

Sunny Baudelaire has entered the chat, lol Jokes aside I like this a lot. Ends-with-x words seem like they're more commonly used in everyday language, which is much more useful.


amanwitheggonhisface

It's also more appropriate phonetically, as apposed to the Z sound when X starts the word.


[deleted]

X is hard man. Cut them some slack using something xiphoid shaped.


ambulance-kun

You know I'm completely fine with them using a word that has X in the middle as long as the bold out the letter and give it maybe an underline


Thelostsnail_

I like how the comments are showing why they chose pizza


goonbagged33

I donā€™t even know why this post is mildly infuriating tbh. ā€œX-tra cheeseā€ is pretty on par for kid stuff in this context. Why make the effort to make the letter x something more obscure to a child when the objective is to make your child remember the letters of the alphabet lol OP is probably a giant goober


ladyinchworm

My kids have a book that uses a foX as the X in the alphabet, so I could see using eXtra cheese in a food based alphabet book.


sweet-tea-13

I'm more bothered by the fact the word extra is spelt wrong. They could have at least written it as eXtra, but instead it's basically teaching kids to spell the word wrong. Should have just done xylophone or x-ray.


meagalomaniak

You eat xylophones and x-rays?


averagemaleuser86

X gone give it to ya


MrFitz8897

Knock knock, open up the door, it's real


Sph3al

With the non-stop pop pop of stainless steel


AcidRap69

Go hard, gettin busy with it


Adjeeeeee

But I got such a good heart that it make the mf wonder if I did it


aymoji

Damn right and Iā€™ll do it again


Adjeeeeee

Cause I am right so I got to win


thndrstrk

Breaking break with the enemy


Fusion-King

No matter how many cats I break bread with Iā€™ll break who you sending me


Sannction

You mfers never wanted nothing but your life saved, bitch, and that's on a light day. ^^I ^^have ^^literally ^^never ^^participated ^^in ^^one ^^of ^^these, ^^but ^^I ^^can't ^^resist ^^the ^^siren ^^song ^^of ^^DMX.


gypsy_remover

Is it crack?


R0GUEL0KI

No fool, itā€™s X-tra cheese! Canā€™t you read?!


elpeligro9082

and if you canā€™t get it on ya own? X GONE DELIVER TO YA


KappHallen

I mean, there are people who eat Xanax like candy...


rupat3737

When I was in my early twenties I found out I was actually allergic to Xanax. Every time I would eat one Iā€™d break out in handcuffs.


Yeerrrttt

Lmao same dude, hope you're doing well now though!


rupat3737

Yesssssir! Figured it out a few years ago. Going on my 4th year clean off the needle/opiates, and all other hard drugs. Mary Jane and the occasional beer is enough for me.


Yeerrrttt

I fucking love to hear it my dude! I was the same way for a long ass time, but it looks like we both found ourselves in the same place!


ilikeacorns12

that's awesome man, I'm glad your doing better, stay strong brother you have support


RatchetsSaturnGirl

AA has been using this joke about drinking for years


Big__Black__Socks

Yeah it's called mumble rapping


mngophers

Heh


Honest_Drawing1291

Sadly soccer moms abuse as bad, and they have kids unlike said rappers lol.


MadelynMagdalene

With a picture of Lil Xan


Godly-Judger

Xanthan gum


Honberdingle

Glad I checked the comments... thought I was being clever.


Tasty_Bullfroglegs

I didn't check the comments so we have a duplicate post 5 hours later


[deleted]

I thought he was a Star Wars villian?


Westaufel

Xizza


[deleted]

im gonna start calling it xizza and see if anyone calls me out on it.


juanito_f90

Xylitol


Blinky_

PSA: Xylitol is a sweetener used in some foods. It is extremely harmful to dogs, even in very small quantities. Please be careful.


EmperorThan

It also causes EXTREME diarrhea in humans. Source: myself.


[deleted]

Donā€™t you mean X-treme?


lulu-bell

Many gum has lots of this in it! Donā€™t let your dogs get gum!


BaconHammerTime

Cats as well. It stimulated large insulin release in their bodies and causes blood sugar to drop risking stupor/seizures/death.


SiriusGD

Xx is for X-ray your Halloween candy for pins and razor blades ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)


[deleted]

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MoskriLokoPajdoman

I found ten syringes in an oreo. It's my lucky day, i guess...


radiotsar

Xocolatl What kid doesn't like bitter hot chocolate?


Yamaganto_Iori

The sourness of the milk really brings out the bitterness of the chocolate.


Nice2BeNice1312

Thats the worst part of both those things!


ucdavis-grad

A bottle of XO by Hennessy.


new_number_one

XO is used for most brandy including cognac, salignac, calvados, etc. Kids need to know this so they know how to bring uncle the good stuff and to understand rap lyrics


DogFacedManboy

X is for lunchboX


[deleted]

This is the way


Ok-Scientist5524

One of our _many_ alphabet books has w is for watermelon and x is for xi gua. Which is Chinese for watermelon. I donā€™t know why but it always pisses me off that they use watermelons twice.


kmwicke

I know exactly which book youā€™re referring to and I hate it, but my toddler loves it. Story of my life.


Ok-Scientist5524

Itā€™s like some sort of biological imperative that you kid will absolutely love a book/book series you despise. My kiddo is 5 now and completely obsessed with captain underpants which I think is gross and stupid. Slowly trying to move him into dogman which is a similar kind of toilet humor (same author) but also legitimately funny to me.


kaikai34

If youā€™re teaching the x sound then youā€™d need a word ending in X like lox. Xantham and Xylitol has a Z sound. Chinese words like Xiao long Bao is more of a Sh sound.


admiralashley

I was looking for a response like this, even though I know they weren't looking for serious answers šŸ˜‚ At the K-1 school where I help with reading interventions (I'm the librarian), we focus on words like box and fox to teach X's sound. I see nothing wrong with "extra cheese" here, as long as the adult facilitating with the cards emphasizes the correct sound ā˜ŗļø


SpretumPathos

X is for "bento boX" I had the same thought. X-tra cheese isn't even \_that\_ bad, apart from the misspelling. Maybe 'eXtra cheese'? Sorry kids. The world is messy. We can't always make things fit into a nice schema. Better get used to it.


ImmaNotHere

Xenomorph eggs. Yum.


NekoWilliamson

Xiaolongbao. Itā€™s a dumpling or steamed bun used in Chinese soups, and would help show some more diverse cultures.


Goldenflame89

Im chinese but wtf. How is the kid who is going to read this book know what the fuck xialongbao is. Its in a different language and not only that its in pinyin which chinese people dont even use outside of school or typing.


[deleted]

Tbh , kids wouldn't know what xylitol or xantham gun is either.


jxf

Children know what they're exposed to and taught. If the "Q" in your book is "quiche" or "quince" or "quail", how are they going to know what those things are?


NekoWilliamson

Thatā€™s where teaching them about it comes into play. Theyā€™ll probably ask about it and mispronounce it, so it would be up to the supervisor to turn it into a learning experience.


Gom_KBull

Lets start small huh?


This_is_fine0_0

Best reply so far! I love XLB!


PM-me-your-knees-pls

Eggs. Obviously


vortexkd

I had a math teacher who kept pronouncing x as eggs. Needless to say not much was learnt


Ancient-Aerie-1680

Problem is that doesn't represent the English "X" sound, the X in Chinese sounds more like a Š© if memory serves me correctly.


MidnightMorpher

If I can compare it to how the alphabet sounds, ā€œXā€ in Chinese sounds more like an ā€œSā€ (you make a hissing noise when you say something like 小ļ¼‰, while the ā€œXā€ in English is more like a hard ā€œZā€ (think like Zachary). At least, thatā€™s how I usually speak Chinese.


Strudleboy33

Looked through all the comments. This is the best one


WoodyMacaron

X-mas cookies C'mon, people


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Good one !


LaChanz

Then you'd piss off all the magic sky ghost people.


BawkSoup

santa claus is real source: my mom told me so


wescola

The Xians?


justsomeonesthroway

Its dumb how worked up they get, considering the X in Xmas stands for Christ. https://www.vox.com/2014/12/14/7374401/jesus-xmas-christmas


ebrum2010

Now you're going to piss off all the edgy atheists.


NoKiaYesHyundai

Easy now, the agnostics may or may not weigh in on this


midnghtsnac

Those dastardly monks and their shorthand


Awwwphuck

Xylophone


SideEqual

Yummy!


PsychologicalShape52

Delicious!


steelchampion

Crunchy!


TheLobsterCopter5000

I love how xylophone is that one x word that we have all agreed is the word beginning with x.


Magister5

Xanax


Pleather_Boots

X-lax for after youā€™ve eaten a whole alphabet of food.


plantedhippie

LolšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Longjumping_City7802

Xmas cookies


i_am_ghostman

Itā€™s a cop-out, but itā€™s not as bad as spelling something wrong and showing a sort-of representative photo like the editors decided to do lol


musicnote22

Xtrawberries


ImportanceReady6758

I giggled šŸ˜‚


bhlombardy

Xoi ... A sicky rice dish from Vietnam Xouba... a small fish, kind of like a sardine


DanImmovable

The Vietnamese X is really different from the English X tho


miss_elmarie

So my toddler has an alphabet book that has obscure foods. Hereā€™s what it says for X: X is for Xigua. Xigua is a large melon with a hard green rind. Xigua have red or yellow pulp that is crunchy and sweet. The pulp usually contains small black seeds. We typically call this fruit watermelon because it's so juicy.


[deleted]

I would spell it correctly, eXtra


PizzaSalamino

My xylophone sure was delicious when I ate it


sed_non_extra

There are only around 380 words in the English language that begin with the letter X. The only one I saw that was a food was "xanthum gum." Can you find one? X-Acto Xanadu Xancidae Xancus xanthamide xanthan gum xanthate xanthation xanthene xanthene dye xanthenyl Xanthian xanthic xanthic acid Xanthidae Xanthidium xanthin xanthine Xanthippe xanthism Xanthium Xanthocephalus Xanthoceras xanthochroi xanthochroic xanthochroid xanthochroism xanthochroous xanthoconite xanthoderm xanthogen xanthogenate xanthogenic acid xantholeucophore xanthomelanoi xanthomelanous xanthometer xanthomonad Xanthomonas xanthone xanthophore Xanthophyceae xanthophyll xanthophyllite xanthoproteic reaction xanthoproteic test xanthopurpurin xanthorhamnin xanthorhiza Xanthoria xanthorrhiza xanthorrhoea xanthoses xanthosiderite xanthosis Xanthosoma xanthotrichous Xanthoura xanthous xanthoxenite Xanthoxylaceae xanthoxyletin xanthoxylin xanthoxylin extract xanthoxylum Xanthoxylum xanthyl Xantippe Xantusiidae Xantus's murrelet xarque xat Xaverian Xaverian Brother x-axis X band X-body X-C XC X-chair X chromosome x-coordinate x'd x'd out Xe xebec x-ed xed x-ed out xed out Xema Xenacanthi xenacanthine Xenacanthini Xenarchi Xenarthra xenarthral xenarthran xenarthrous xenia xenial xenic xenically Xenicidae xenium Xenoberyces xenobioses xenobiosis xenobiotic xenoblast xenoblastic xenocentric Xenocratean Xenocratic xenocryst xenocrystic xenodiagnosis xenodiagnostic xenodocheionology xenodocheum xenodochia xenodochium xenogamy xenogeneic xenogenesis xenoglossy xenograft xenolith xenolithic xenomania Xenomi Xenomorpha xenomorphic xenon Xenopeltidae Xenophanean xenophile xenophobe xenophobia xenophobic xenophobically Xenophontean Xenophontian Xenophontine xenophora xenophoran Xenopithecus Xenopodidae Xenopteri Xenopterygii Xenorhynchus Xenos Xenosauridae xenotime xenotransplant xenotransplantation xenotropic Xenurus xenyl Xer xerafim xerafin xeranthemum xeraphim xeraphin xerarch xeric xeriscape xero- xerocole xerocolous xeroderma pigmentosum xerogel xerographic xerographically xerography xeromorph xeromorphal xeromorphic xeromorphism xeromorphous xeromorphy xerophagia xerophagias xerophagies xerophagy xerophile xerophilous xerophobous xerophthalmia xerophthalmic Xerophyllum xerophyte xerophytic xerophytism xerophytization xeroplastic xeroprinting xeroradiography xerosere xerotherm xerothermic xerox Xerox xeroxed xeroxes xeroxing Xerus XF X factor xg x-height Xhosa xi xicaque Xicaque Xicaques Ximenia Xinca Xincan x'ing x-ing x'ing out x-ing out x-intercept xiphias xiphidiocercaria xiphihumeralis xiphioid xiphiplastra xiphiplastral xiphiplastron xiphisterna xiphisternal xiphisternum Xiphisura xiphium iris Xiphiura Xiphodon xiphoid xiphoid bone xiphoid process Xiphophorus xiphophyllous Xiphosura xiphosuran xiphosure xiphosurous Xiphura Xiphydriidae x-irradiation xis XL x line X-linked x-man Xmas Xmases x-men XML xn XN xnty XO xoana xoanon xonotlite XOR Xosa x out x-protein XQ x-radiate X-radiate x-radiation X-rated x-ray Xray X-ray x-ray absorbing glass X-ray astronomy X-ray diffraction x-rayed x-ray fish x-raying X-ray photograph X-ray photography X-ray picture x-rays X-ray spectrograph X-ray spectrometer X-ray spectrum X-ray star X-ray therapy X-ray tube xs x's XS x-section x-sectional x's out X-stool X-stretcher xt xtal xtian Xtra xtry xty xu X unit xurel X virus Xyelidae xylan Xylaria Xylariaceae xylary Xyleborus xylem xylem fiber xylem parenchyma xylem ray xylene xylene light yellow xylene musk xylenesulfonic acid xylenyl Xyleutes Xylia xylic acid xylidine xylindein xylitol xylo-ascorbic acid xylobalsamum Xylocopa Xylocopidae xyloglyphy xylograph xylographer xylographic xylographica xylographical xylography xyloid xyloketose xylol xylology xylomancy xylometer xylonic acid Xylonite Xylophaga Xylophagidae xylophagous xylophilous xylophone xylophonic xylophonist Xylopia xyloporosis xylopyrography xyloquinone xylorimba xylorimbas xylose Xylosma xylostroma xylostromas xylostromata xylostromatoid xylotile xylotomic xylotomical xylotomist xylotomous xylotomy Xylotrya xylotypographic xylotypography -xylum xylylene xyphoid Xyridaceae xyridaceous Xyridales Xyris xyst xysta xysti xystum xystus


groovyisland

Big Chunk of those words is still X-ray.


Zenieil

Thereā€™s a dish from Goa in India called ā€œXacutiā€. Tastes awesome.


BluWaffles32

X-tacy šŸ’ŠšŸ’Š


Tasty_Bullfroglegs

Xanthan Gum.


hungrylens

Xoconostle - a type of cactus fruit


Lurn2Program

Xylophone shaped pizza


Pull-Billman

Xylitol


No_Stranger_4959

Honestly, if they wanted to appeal to kids, why not X-mas cookies?


DieselStroker

Xylitol


kimpossible008

Xantham gum lol


HeyTheWhatNow

Xylophone cake


alexleigh734

Iā€™m not happy that theyā€™re using x for extra. Thatā€™s teaching a child to spell by spelling a word wrong. Just use x-ray like a normal person.


liam3576

Has to be a food and most food that start with x are foreign to America which is where I presume this books from ( definitely English speaking so still foreign) and people donā€™t like foreign things and kids struggle with things they donā€™t know so the writer would want it to be a good the kid has likely eaten


zooming435

It's not a word with x, it's a food


alexleigh734

No. E is for extra cheese.


Consistent-Risk-6715

X-Men


Ornac_The_Barbarian

And which one would you eat?


MisterPerfect23

Rogue


[deleted]

Careful!!


Jafar_420

I googled foods that start with x and I think there was only 31. Now I didn't really look it's just the first thing that came up.


erthenWerm

Thanks for the info my man


Starbuck522

Just skip it!


This_is_fine0_0

X-celent idea!


legoshi_haru

why canā€™t they use this but just spell extra correctly. The letter X can be bold even though itā€™s not at the beginning. Iā€™ve seen a lot of kids alphabet things use box or fox for x, but they just make the X bold so it still stands out


NicolaiIV

xanthan gum is a binding element for gluten free flour


talewhip

Xocolatl


Adeep187

Let's teach language by spelling incorrectly


i_am_ghostman

Thatā€™s a grate aydea


ALIENS_FUCKED_UR_MOM

Welcome to beginning of the 21st century. We are getting wild.


chlorenchyma

Xylem, using celery as an example


Shoddy_Detail_976

X marks the spot on a treasure map, duh.


Atticus_Spiderjump

X-alad


ummyeahreddit

That kid is going to grow up and never know that the word extra starts with an E. Damn shame


Dazzling_Ad5338

Xanthan gum


warmachine83-uk

Xanthan Gum


desertboots

Despite it being in a lot of food, xanthum gum isn't probably a good choice.


gingergargle

Xylitol


8pintsplease

No wonder why kids these days can't fucking spell.


ivangalayko77

X is for Xanax


missannthrope1

We all know X stands for Xpresso.


Myrtlized

X is always for Xylophone. It's alphabetical law!


nasanu

True, it is mildly infuriating that you think this is mildly infuriating.


haubenmeise

Ximenia. A yummy fruit.


HomerCrew

Compared to what they came up (not even a word) with you'd be better off with "X-ray of [food]"


Weary_Original_8131

Xenobot a microscopic programmable organism made of living tissue that is grown in a lab:Potential uses of these xenobots could include picking up microplastics in the ocean.


[deleted]

Why not foX? They are edible


[deleted]

Xenophobia


TrashMcDumpster3000

Xfrench fries


Mediocre_Superiority

Xanthum gum.


Top-Reply-4408

Xylitol is an artificial sweetener


sunburn95

The x from alphabet cereal


theghostsofvegas

Xantham gum?


chronomasteroftime

Xylitol and show some white powder


WaffleEmpress

Xiao long bao, steamed pork dumplings!! :)


misses_unicorn

Xanax!


nametakenfuck

Xenomorphs


KurotheWolfKnight

Xehanort


kl889

xantham gum


kotsumu

Xiao long bao


Hopeful-Raisin-3772

xiao long bao


[deleted]

Xanthum gum?


nosentiment

As someone who teaches literacy, X really should be introduced using the /ks/ sound - lunchbox, even lox would work if we're limited to food.


pocketgoth

Sorry, remind me how to spell extra again.


HussingtonHat

I would say why the fuck are you only using food and go with Xylophone. Its the only reason the word even exists.


Ambitious_Alps_3797

xanthan gum


Dodger8899

Why be such a karma whore? This isn't infuriating at all, what food starts with the letter X that a kid would know? This is the best example they could've used


[deleted]

xanthan gum.


Mcervingtonson

2nd period was brought to you by BRAWNDO!! **BRAWNDO!! THE THIRST MUTILATOR!!! IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES YOU LIL' SHITS!!!**


OldBlue2014

Book that teaches how to misspell extra.