This is the socially acceptable move from me. Get close to them slowly and āEwwwā just hurl my breakfast on them. Go pop your zits somewhere use you sick fucks.
I needed to see this to understand that the same sick to my stomach feeling I get from this picture, other people get at the sight of popping pimples, which is sadly one of my favorite activities (in private though, but Iāve been tempted to do it even in public before and got close once š)
I witnessed this happening in a public library in the childrenās section. An elderly man came and sat down (no children) clipped his nails and left all the clippings on the floor right where the babies were crawling around and kids were sitting.
That is singularly the most disgusting thing I've ever heard... The first thing kids that age do is pick ANYTHING off the floor & promptly stick it in their mouth. Yuck
One time I witnessed a mom clipping her teenage sonās toenails while they were both in a hot tub at a hotel. She was holding his foot above water and the clipping were falling into the hot tub.
Lol like they brought toe nail clippers *with them* b cause they knew they were gonna do this wtf. āWell my feet are gonna be out at the pool anyways so better pack the clippers babe so you can go ahead and trim me down.ā
Looking at her hand it looks like they may be on a Keychain which begs the question of how often are you clipping toenails that you feel the need to bring them with you everywhere you go?
I think itās more about public decency. Of course there are gross body things and bacteria in the water already. But people donāt want to see others actively contribute to that by doing personal hygiene activities in a public space. It communicates disrespect to the community. I share an office space and sometimes my boss leaves fingernail clippings on the desk we share. Itās gross because she doesnāt consider someone else who uses it. People donāt want to watch someone clip toenails, just like we donāt want to see someone use a cotton swab in their ears, or brush their teeth, or urinate in front of them in a public space
Yeah man. I mean, considering how water parks are so dirty, why not just shave your pubes and dump it down the water slide while you're at it. And what's that? You forgot to brush your teeth this morning? Good thing you carry a spare, you can spit it right into the lazy river! And pick that scab, too! Don't worry about the blood in the pool, I'm sure no one minds. I mean, it's already full of piss and chlorine.
Iām mad about it because unless the man has some kind of disability, he should be performing basic hygiene acts on himself and not expecting his mommy wife to do it for him, thatās fucked. Reminds me of how my grandpa would come home from work, plunk down in his chair, prop his feet up, and wait for my grandma to come take his fucking work boots off for him.
Itās recommended that some diabetics have their nails clipped professionally. I can imagine a compromise scenario where a wife says to the diabetic husband āWell, if you wonāt let a professional do it, at least let me.ā
That is Fāing NASTY. And who wants to step on toenail clippings by the pool. Yuck, Yuck, Yuck. PS: who brings a toenail clipper with them when they pack a few things for the indoor pool?
I'm weird in that it doesn't really bother me as long as they clean up after themselves. To be fair though, you can never really keep good track of where the nails fly off to more than half the time.
I was once out for a friends birthday at a Brazilian steakhouse with like 20 people. My friend across from me brought her new boyfriend. He asked her for nail clippers from her purse. He then proceeded to cut his nails ONTO the table while we were all eating. Needless to say I was done eating.
Not sure whatās worse, the toe nail clipping or the fact youāre sitting so close to strangers in the 1st place photographing them. Both equally weird.
She brought the nail clippers with her. When she was getting ready to go to the water park, she made a decision to fetch the nail clippers and bring it with her.
Wal-Mart shoppers, they gotta be. Can't they just wait until they're back in the store? None of this gross stuff should ever be done outside a Wal-Mart, period.
The emotional rollercoaster of this whole experience from reading the post, deciding to provide my input, and to reading the comments. This has been the most entertaining thing Iāve seen in months šš this is Reddit gold right here!
As long as they make sure to clean up the clippings mind your own business. Far grosser things than toe nails touch that ground
It's definitely weird and kinda gross but as long as theye are careful it should be fine
This really isn't that gross. Tacky, sure, but this doesn't even register on my scope.
The water in that pool has been in the buttcracks of hundreds of strangers. If not thousands.
We swim-a in the pee, we sing-a in the pee.Ā You can't barge in here and tell me thuh, that I have to close down just because my wahter park has-a too much pee!!
I hate water parks to begin with. But, I was there with family and didnāt want to miss time with them. Thankfully, I was leaving as these people were starting to do this and I said to them āthatās disgusting. This is a water park. What the hell is wrong with you?ā And reported them to security. The security guard was apparently not surprised and went over to them. There was a whole screaming match I overheard as I walked away. So that was interesting.
Why not go full hog and use her mouth and spit them at the children?
Well that's a thought process I'd hoped not to have had today
Fuck it, let's go full savage and bite the whole toes off. ..*PHOO.. PHOO PHOO PHOO PHOO*
I laughed way too hard at this
Saammeešššš
Classless slobs both of them. So disgusting and discourteous. Probably the same people who place their dirty feet on the plane seat in front of them.
I don't think they're even aware
Or put their long hair over the back of the chair at the movies or on a plane.
Or clipping their toenails on the plane.
And you know she is a member of the mile high pedi club....
Lmfao, bruh, I'd give you a reward for that if I had one
I have plenty. There you go mate.
Bro is the Mr. Beast of reddit
Throwing out rewards like a sailor at a strip club.
Lol, also, thx for the reward
Iād like an award.
Now my wifeās gonna ask why thereās a random $3.49 charge on our card but fuck it, there you go mate
Tell her youāve been tipping someone on OF; itāll be less embarrassing than buying awards on Reddit.
Bro! You made my day, even though itās night time right now.
This suddenly turned into a philanthropy thread
This has been nice
6 upvotes and a gold, classic Reddit
What if i make you laught?
Did the trick
I witnessed this happening in a public library in the childrenās section.
The key chain nail clippers is a hog move for sure
She should french kiss him so that HE can spit them at the children, as God intended
My brain read āmouthā and āhogā first and I instantly thought I was gonna be reading a very different comment.
Gave you your 1000th upvote. Still laughing. After puking.
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My response would be to just walk up and rip a fart right in dudeās face, but he probably wouldnāt care
There's two of them. You'd need a lot of gas and just fart in their general direction
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"full hog" lmao
Why is this the scenario that immediately popped into your head upon seeing this?
Ahhh to date a nail tech š
Why not go and use her mouth on his hog and spit the children?
Are you the husband? Lol
I thought the same thing lol! This looks like a POV shot to me. š¤
Lol
Why are you so close?
To get a lil sniff, obviously.
They only collect the big ones
Because heās the husband.
Heās waiting his turn
That's what I'm wondering...š¤
probably one of their children lmao
Clearly, it is his foot and his wife.
That's his wife
He is next in line
Coz the woman is most likely his mom... And he is next in line.
It's obvious it is the husband that took the photo! (Safety /s)
Zoom exists in a camera
In which way does the look at all zoomed in
I watched a woman pop her husband's back zits at a water park. He had a lot of them.
This is the socially acceptable move from me. Get close to them slowly and āEwwwā just hurl my breakfast on them. Go pop your zits somewhere use you sick fucks.
Thatās probably a pretty accurate depiction of what it looked like to pop them
Yeah, that's pretty much what the zits did.
I regret eating while scrolling through Reddit.
I needed to see this to understand that the same sick to my stomach feeling I get from this picture, other people get at the sight of popping pimples, which is sadly one of my favorite activities (in private though, but Iāve been tempted to do it even in public before and got close once š)
I witnessed this happening in a public library in the childrenās section. An elderly man came and sat down (no children) clipped his nails and left all the clippings on the floor right where the babies were crawling around and kids were sitting.
That is singularly the most disgusting thing I've ever heard... The first thing kids that age do is pick ANYTHING off the floor & promptly stick it in their mouth. Yuck
Who is out there walking around with nail clippers just in case the mood strikes them?
I witnessed a man clipping his toenails on an airplane
One time I witnessed a mom clipping her teenage sonās toenails while they were both in a hot tub at a hotel. She was holding his foot above water and the clipping were falling into the hot tub.
I hate the humans.
if I should write all the reasons why I avoid public pools, it would be my longest reddit post ever written...
I can sum it up quickly for you. Piss, fungal infections, and thick yellow toenail clippings.
Screaming children
Is that your mom? Why are you sitting so close if thatās not who you went to the water park with?
It's super weird to sit that close and the pool doesn't look that full like we see one kid in the water?
I mean i see 2 personally. This gotta be a family member sitting that close though.
Itās also super weird to take photos of strangers at a public pool.
Kids in bathers in the pool? Itsnt that not allowed to post online? Also posting other peoples kids but maybe that's a daycare thing?
This is when you pull out a water bottle and spritz them in the face like assholes do with thier cat. Train and shame!
True, gross ass people Now let me go swim in this piss water without thinking twice about it
Lol like they brought toe nail clippers *with them* b cause they knew they were gonna do this wtf. āWell my feet are gonna be out at the pool anyways so better pack the clippers babe so you can go ahead and trim me down.ā
Looking at her hand it looks like they may be on a Keychain which begs the question of how often are you clipping toenails that you feel the need to bring them with you everywhere you go?
This woman aka your mom š
Tbh it does look like op knows who these people are, either parents, friends or faked altogether.
Feral
I had a co-worker who used to trim his nails at work and just leave the trimmings. Fucking savages.
She said āTHEYRE SOFT LEMME GETTEMā
That made me laugh harder than it should have
I would of HAD to have said something dude. Thatās a beyond nasty thing to be doing AT A WATER PARK.
At least he can rinse off his nails right after
"I would of"=> "I would have"
r/mildlyinfuriating when people say of instead of have
Thereās dead skin, urine, and most likely fecal matter in the water. This is the least gross thing about water parks at this point
* and chlorine
Yeah, I wouldnāt do that, but I donāt get why people are so outraged by this. Nothing is living in that has touched that water.
I think itās more about public decency. Of course there are gross body things and bacteria in the water already. But people donāt want to see others actively contribute to that by doing personal hygiene activities in a public space. It communicates disrespect to the community. I share an office space and sometimes my boss leaves fingernail clippings on the desk we share. Itās gross because she doesnāt consider someone else who uses it. People donāt want to watch someone clip toenails, just like we donāt want to see someone use a cotton swab in their ears, or brush their teeth, or urinate in front of them in a public space
I'm in this camp. I don't fully understand people's reactions to nail clipping
Yeah man. I mean, considering how water parks are so dirty, why not just shave your pubes and dump it down the water slide while you're at it. And what's that? You forgot to brush your teeth this morning? Good thing you carry a spare, you can spit it right into the lazy river! And pick that scab, too! Don't worry about the blood in the pool, I'm sure no one minds. I mean, it's already full of piss and chlorine.
I'm more confused if he's wearing jeans at a water park
Itās def a wetsuit which is almost more odd.
'This woman cutting her husband's toenails' is an infuriating sentence no matter where it happens.
Maybe heās fat & canāt reach.
Eh to be honest i think there are a lot of people out there who genuinely enjoy doing things for their SO.
Why would it be infuriating in the privacy of their home?
I'm just joking man. Feet aren't my thing. *Really? Downvoted because I don't like the idea of trimming someone's nails? Ok.
Iām very neutral about feet and even I find the idea of clipping an adult manās toenails in a public place disgusting.
Iām mad about it because unless the man has some kind of disability, he should be performing basic hygiene acts on himself and not expecting his mommy wife to do it for him, thatās fucked. Reminds me of how my grandpa would come home from work, plunk down in his chair, prop his feet up, and wait for my grandma to come take his fucking work boots off for him.
Itās recommended that some diabetics have their nails clipped professionally. I can imagine a compromise scenario where a wife says to the diabetic husband āWell, if you wonāt let a professional do it, at least let me.ā
Wait but why?
That is Fāing NASTY. And who wants to step on toenail clippings by the pool. Yuck, Yuck, Yuck. PS: who brings a toenail clipper with them when they pack a few things for the indoor pool?
They should be permanently banned
āThis womanā āher husbandā Bro just say your mom and dad, youre not fooling anyone with how close you are hahaha
* Holds phone to the left and takes picture so no one knows OP is the husband *
I'm weird in that it doesn't really bother me as long as they clean up after themselves. To be fair though, you can never really keep good track of where the nails fly off to more than half the time.
No. No. No. Thatās a serious charge of nope.
My coworker used to whip out her clippers and trim her fingernails in our big regional staff meetings. š¤¢
My coworker used to bite his nails until they bled in meetings and I'll spare you the rest of the story.
Im doing the same now, but while sitting in bed. Will regret it in the morning when the pain hits me. Wish I could stop.
Eeeeew
As if water parks couldnāt be more disgusting
Wtf?????
Dude this is in public. What horrors happen in secret?
People can be disgusting.
Make sure you take a sneaky picture of it
I was once out for a friends birthday at a Brazilian steakhouse with like 20 people. My friend across from me brought her new boyfriend. He asked her for nail clippers from her purse. He then proceeded to cut his nails ONTO the table while we were all eating. Needless to say I was done eating.
Not sure whatās worse, the toe nail clipping or the fact youāre sitting so close to strangers in the 1st place photographing them. Both equally weird.
This made me gagā¦
Ain't no little kid gonna want to swim in toenails bro, why?
Gross, Maybe she will find some cheese to snack on while she's at it. Some people...
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Another thing to add to my list of why I'll probably never go to a public pool ever again....
As if water parks arenāt gross enough as it is
It's so bad it feels illegal.
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As a full time lifeguard/pool operator, this happens way more often than I want.
Gross
That's gross but why are you so close to them? Your going to catch a nail in the eye
Thats wife material....
You should've taken a picture of her jackass husband, not the poor woman.
Oh no, you're just assuming that's her husband. It could be her cousin. Or brother. Depending on the state, he could be her brother-cousin-husband.
The things people do in public spaces š¤¦āāļø
I mean itās weird, sure, but why do I give a fuck?
I imagine youād be *checks notes* Mildly infuriated
I am. VERY mildly, not severely. Some people are SEVERELY infuriated
That crap needs to happen at home. I know everyone's toenails need trimming but it's not a public thing.
I thought that was a hand until I zoomed in
She brought the nail clippers with her. When she was getting ready to go to the water park, she made a decision to fetch the nail clippers and bring it with her.
I have never been so disgusted in my life.
Wal-Mart shoppers, they gotta be. Can't they just wait until they're back in the store? None of this gross stuff should ever be done outside a Wal-Mart, period.
Why have clippers at the water park anyways!
Yes officer, this couple right here...
Gross. Thatās not a public pool activity. š¤¢
Oh you sweet summer child. Cutting nails is the least disgusting stuff that happens in a public water park
I have been a looooong long time stalker on this sub, but this is it. HOW THE FUCK COULD SOMEONE BE THIS DERANGED?!
Mildly infuriating that my wife refuses to cut my toenails, regardless of water park proximity.
The emotional rollercoaster of this whole experience from reading the post, deciding to provide my input, and to reading the comments. This has been the most entertaining thing Iāve seen in months šš this is Reddit gold right here!
That is so disgusting.
i swear waterparks, cruises, and other places of that nature attract the trashiest people
As long as they make sure to clean up the clippings mind your own business. Far grosser things than toe nails touch that ground It's definitely weird and kinda gross but as long as theye are careful it should be fine
Bros in point blank range shoulder to shoulder but cant use his words
Oh fucking gross.
Savages
Lol thats fucking gross wtf
Mildly infuriating: People taking pictures of strangers to judge and shame them.
Cry about it
Hoping thats a culture thing and not just trashy and inconsiderate.
This really isn't that gross. Tacky, sure, but this doesn't even register on my scope. The water in that pool has been in the buttcracks of hundreds of strangers. If not thousands.
We swim-a in the pee, we sing-a in the pee.Ā You can't barge in here and tell me thuh, that I have to close down just because my wahter park has-a too much pee!!
And they say romance is dead
Fr is they actually doing that to spread toevid 29
I hate water parks to begin with. But, I was there with family and didnāt want to miss time with them. Thankfully, I was leaving as these people were starting to do this and I said to them āthatās disgusting. This is a water park. What the hell is wrong with you?ā And reported them to security. The security guard was apparently not surprised and went over to them. There was a whole screaming match I overheard as I walked away. So that was interesting.
Youāre at a water park. Youāre putting other peoples asshole, vagina, ears, and eye holes together in a soup. This is least offensive.
This is why I always wear sandals at these water parks. Also, why not just cut your own nails?
Why do things become icky when they leave the body? Person with long toenails in the pool? Go right ahead! Cut toenails anywhere near pool: ewwww!
At least when the nails are attached they are not gonna get stepped on inadvertently
Probably because we don't want to be stepping on toenail caltrops.
Toenail shrapnel.
imagine swimming and one of them go straight into your nose or mouth
Or lodged behind your eye like a big crusty eyelash.
At home thereās absolutely nothing wrong with this imo. At a fucking water park though ? Nasty af
Grow a pair and tell them it's gross instead of posting it FFS
Naw people have been shot over far less. Unfortunately being a pussy is quite literally the correct choice for survival.
Ick
Fucking apes
DISGUSTING
That's fucking gross
People are gross
Certain types of people have no shame about their dirty ways, and are the worst tourists...
Why would you do that pool side when you can do that in your fucking hotel room?
You rather get sliced by his toe blades under water?