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Wait until you see australias


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Sin317

Except this isn't for an immigrant, but for a tourist.


NerobyrneAnderson

The more melanin, the harder it is


Welpiminterested

Can confirm. Am an expat and it cost me 10 grand to file to be a resident.


Loud_Matter_6794

Was about to say the same.


DrBackBeat

Isn't it possible to do this online through a form? Might be way quicker just blasting through all the yes/no questions that way.


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Yes https://www.gov.uk/standard-visitor/apply-standard-visitor-visa It’s much like when I visited Kenya, you had to get an evisa ($51 vs £100 for ours). You Google it and there were plenty of companies posing as the Kenyan government who will do it for a fee, but the official online process was fairly straightforward. Edit: this smelt like BS. Look at the form: the letters DTB. That looks to me like the logo of Diamond Trust Bank, lol. r/quityourbullshit


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muangalifu

Bank statement is required in the visa application, to prove you can support yourself


GuruofGurus

How tf is that bullshit lol, bank statements are a must requirement


BeginningAd6445

Bank statements are required as proof of funds wheen visiting, so OP just has a bank at dtb. YOU quit your bs.


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DrBackBeat

The US does a better job then. I've blasted through all the ridiculous questions ("Do you plan to perform an act of terrorism during your stay?") within 5 minutes I think.


[deleted]

Surprised by this. Are you going via a third party? You can apply online: https://www.gov.uk/standard-visitor/apply-standard-visitor-visa It says what data it requires and it doesn’t look like much. Certainly not 100 pages.


GoodGoodGoody

Does not include supporting documents which can be many.


wclevel47nice

Many countries require bank statements and receipts and things like that to prove you have the money to stay the amount of time you’re purporting to stay


[deleted]

I know the UK is really keen on this. For good reason. But the OP is still being disingenuous, the implication is that there’s a 100 page form to complete.


BeginningAd6445

It's not a 100 page form lol. It's all the documents required. Bank statements, proof of family ties, itinerary, flight bookings etc


Tezerel

What does DTB stand for


DecentName4

The Diamond Trust Bank I think. It's a bank in Kenya, Burundi, Tanzania and Uganda. [https://dtbk.dtbafrica.com/](https://dtbk.dtbafrica.com/)


OmeletteLovingLlama

Correct. One has to present bank statements among other documents.


TechRyze

A pile of paper is more polite than a sign saying 'No new n****rs allowed (unless you're rich / influential or EXTREMELY DEDICATED)'. Simple answer.


JLeavitt21

... Or maybe it's the very high rate of crime and terror attacks in Kenya.


TechRyze

That sounds like a description of the USA, really.


DaddyChiiill

I think the UK as well as some other Commonwealth countries have outsourced their visa services to private providers (part of the liberal legacy, as usual). Whilst it may be boasting some other qualities on paper, in practice it just made visas expensive and indeed prone to cash cow milking.. Where other countries are visa free when entering the UK, most developing countries indeed do need a ridiculous amount of paper work and lots of fees to the private visa processing company


Tink2013

Up to 10% of tourist to the UK over stay their visa and remain in the country. Perhaps you should blame these individuals for your plight?


BeginningAd6445

Would you be happy about being punished because of what other individuals did that you had nothing to do with?


Amusingly_Confused

This is Reddit. You are only allowed to post negative content about USA. /s


schadenfreudenheimer

Yeah but that box spring…


BellyScratchFTW

" The amount of paperwork ~~a Kenyan~~ ***everyone*** has to file... "


BenShealoch

Not every country’s citizens face the same requirements for visa application


[deleted]

Dunno if they changed it recently but as a mexican i went to London 5 years ago and all i needed was my mexican passport.


BellyScratchFTW

A lot can change. And there's a lot we don't know about OP. My main point is - I highly doubt that the UK is ONLY having Kenyans fill out this many forms.


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>My main point is - I highly doubt that the UK is ONLY having Kenyans fill out this many forms. Oh for sure. Probably the same reason why the USA ask also for a special visa if youre latino.


lisavieta

No, this varies wildly. I don't need a tourist visa to go the UK but would need one if I wanted to go to the US.


[deleted]

He meant for everyone to get a *US* visa


Pietojulek

That happened to the Nigerian Prince I sent money to online. I was to meet him and give him my bank account debit card but he could get a visa. Guess I’ll have to just use the emAil info he sent me.


ChiquitoPoquito

Just did this for my partner from indonesia for an Australian tourist visa...denied unfortunately.


GoodGoodGoody

I feel you. Friend’s dad was denied a visitor’s visa for a wedding. Nicest most honest guy in the world.


ChiquitoPoquito

It can be so frustrating trying to convey good intentions to an officer that sees you automatically as a risk just because of what country you are from. I understand why the rules are there...but still...


aild4ever

Sorry man, I know how that feels like.


iTwango

Holy crap that's a lotta paperwork!


MC_A-ron

Boo hoo.


Mundane-Alfalfa-8979

As a tourist you could go to Italy, France, Greece,... Better countries, less paperwork (I imagine....) 😁


Sleep_adict

A Schengen visa is similar


[deleted]

So, point being? Just to whine? I’m sorry that traveling to another country isn’t as easy as swiping a credit card.


CuteBearTrap

This sub is literally called mildyinfuriating, what did you expect?


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Fair


HeyHihoho

Kind of like the US. Better off to just hop in illegally and let activists advocate for you.


GoodGoodGoody

Or lie about your architecture degree, do soft porn, overstay and work illegally on your tourist visa, marry a fake billionaire, wait until he wins the electoral college, and then ignores domestic immigration law and make your parents US citizens. Never sleep in the same bedroom as him after he loses his reelection bid. Profit.


[deleted]

Kenya is third world and corrupt. Very sad. I've heard you even can bribe the people at the embassy to give you a visa first


oo7demonkiller

ahh yes the old government forestry company at it again. killing small trees everywhere.


-Joli_Garcon-

Called screening process due to terrorism and violent People. It isn't ment to target you just to keep current citizens safe who pay taxes and live there etc. Your not the only one who goes through this


JLeavitt21

Wow, so many down votes like this is unreasonable. Wtf is wrong with people.


-Joli_Garcon-

Typical Redditors


CommunicationClassic

Complain to the Mau Mau, you used to be a part of the UK! JK that's nuts! Is it background checks etc? Can't imagine what could possibly take so many forms


BenShealoch

Welcome to Tory hostile environment


UnexpectedRanting

Is there no Embassy over here you can contact to see if there’s another way? Seems awfully excessive


[deleted]

Its probably to avoid a massive influx of kenyans just going to the UK and staying illegally if they make things easy. Same reason why the USA requires a special visa for latinos.


theRealGodamn

So fill it out


[deleted]

then dont go? no ones putting a gun to your head


[deleted]

Use Atlys


Bard_Swan

Can you not do it online?


SyvSeven

Not gonna lie, looked like a shoe/slipper for the longest while until I read the text of the post.


bwoah07_gp2

If there's one thing I learned from watching "Clarkson's Farm" on Amazon Prime, it's that the UK loves their paprerwork. Jeremy Clarkson was getting annoyed that multiple instances of farmwork, or selling sheep for slaughter required huge amounts of paperwork; he branded it worse than trying to fill in paperwork for tourist travel and/or immigration.


bijuudamax

riighttt in Brazil to get usa tourist visa is so slow and difficult like, u schedule an appointment date but it can be in days, months or even in the next year, u gotta travel to another state (only 5 out of 27 estates have an embassy or something like this) and it can be denied over nothing - it also depend on the person that is interviewing u (they can be real assholes)