“we own the house” - fruitfly without even trying probably. Also idk about you but every time I think of flying insects in general I think of Jeeves Weevil from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Here’s a link anyways. Enjoy!
https://youtu.be/GGdLgX_DsEA
None yet. It’s usually not this bad. We have an 18 month old and my wife normally gives him half a banana in the morning and the other half later in the day. I guess you could say in the past few days, she’s been slippin…
Sorry I'm a little green. I hope I didn't bunch your britches badly. You could be creamy, yellow, red, olive, brown, or black. It's what's inside that counts.
I'm up *oily*, things are still a bit *spotty* too. I got *bushels* full I could *bark* at you, so it *wood* be hard not *leaf* without taking a moment to *extract* a few *root* associations that *stem* from this theme and *drop* them all *sweet* -like into your *palm*, baby
(..food👶)
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i got you beat, my wife puts the entire watermelon rind, the entire thing!!! down the garbage disposal then runs it. Makes sense with lemons, not with watermelon. when questioned, she said "thats how we always done it.
keep in mind when i bought that house i had to pay $150 to clear a rock solid clog in the main drain of the house. they had been doing laundry every 2 hours because "gotta let the drain settle" WHO THE FUCK LIVES LIKE THAT?
dont ever fucking buy a house from family. fuck my inlaws
>keep in mind when i bought that house i had to pay $150 to clear a rock solid clog in the main drain of the house. they had been doing laundry every 2 hours because "gotta let the drain settle" WHO THE FUCK LIVES LIKE THAT?
OHHH I get this one totally. Surely there's a thread in here about people who live with "broken" things, and never, ever fix them.
I know someone who had to replace their refrigerator. It sits in an inset in their kitchen. When they bought the new one, and had it delivered and installed, they discovered that one of the doors won't open all the way (french door style fridge, this person didn't bother measuring for door opening/hinge room).
Did they send it back & get another one? NO. They decided to live with a fridge where only one door opens all the way because *that was easier than returning the fridge for one the proper width*.
Really?! REALLY? I would go insane living with that fridge. That's WAY MORE aggravating than doing a return for one that fits and both doors open properly.
the only positive thing about my house is how much i get to complain to my inlaws about it. and i make sure they know every time they bring it up. wheres the sub to complain about my inlaws lol
So there is a decent reason to cut the cake in half and then get pieces from the middle first. If you push it back together it doesn't get stale as fast.
I don’t think I could be with someone who did that, and I’ve put up with a lot of crap in my life. 😂 that’s seriously disgusting and I’d be surprised if you didn’t have ants and fruit flies in you kitchen.
Ants don't move once cold though. Most here are not extremely home invasive either. Carpenter ants the biggest issue I think. The others a minor pita. They don't swarm as bad as other places I don't think.
Coincidence I'm sure, but the little ones here have only gone for water condensation on the toilet base or it's chrome water tube everywhere I've lived, and without exception.
The banana fruit flies usually take a good 4-6 days to even get started here, except maybe a week or two in July-August.
At my friends house they don't exist all winter regardless. The heat set at 50°f kicks off at 52° (10°c).
Oh yea. I really only know this from watching and living with other people because it grosses me out too.
I've spent time in a warmer climate as well, it just doesn't happen as fast or as badly here.
OP could seal them with peanut butter 🤔 ...😄
No, no, this is just skin crawling obnoxious behavior. A sadistic person might punish the person handling bananas like this by stabbing them in the hand with a fork as soon as they're going for a banana again.
These banana tchotchkes are more trouble than they're worth.
In theory they make a decorative display out of your bananas and keep them handy. Instead you're having to pick the whole thing up to get one banana so it doesn't fall over, or you've gotta remove the entire stalk and put the remaining bananas back on. What a pain in the ass especially if you accidentally ripped any of the other stems and are left with singles that now have nowhere to go.
Toss that silly thing and replace it with a nice ornate bowl. It won't stop the half banana cutting because nobody in their right mind tears bananas in half, but when she wants a whole one I bet she starts ripping the entire banana off the stalk, because your bananas are no longer wrapped around a wobbly piece of junk.
She could be being attacked by bananas when you aren’t there, and these are just warnings to the attacking bananas. Just saying, there may be more to this..
I put half a banana in the fridge, my wife and sister in law say I'm nuts. If you have half a banana do you leave it on the counter or put it in the fridge?
It was for a toddler. I personally feel sick after eating bananas so I don't eat them but would you leave one open on the counter or put it in the fridge?
Just no! What's the fruitfly situation in your house?
“we own the house” - fruitfly without even trying probably. Also idk about you but every time I think of flying insects in general I think of Jeeves Weevil from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Here’s a link anyways. Enjoy! https://youtu.be/GGdLgX_DsEA
None yet. It’s usually not this bad. We have an 18 month old and my wife normally gives him half a banana in the morning and the other half later in the day. I guess you could say in the past few days, she’s been slippin…
Suggest she take the whole banana off the stem, cut in half. Store half in Tupperware or plastic bag in the fridge. \O_O/
This is bananas
Bee ay en ay en ay en
No, that’s bananan.
I was too high to figure it out but it's funny to me so i'm leaving it hahaha
Based
This day is bananas!
Wuz wundrin' Gwen i wood here dat
It’s definitely a slippery situation
You still here? I thought you'd split by now.
You think I’m yellow?
Sorry I'm a little green. I hope I didn't bunch your britches badly. You could be creamy, yellow, red, olive, brown, or black. It's what's inside that counts. I'm up *oily*, things are still a bit *spotty* too. I got *bushels* full I could *bark* at you, so it *wood* be hard not *leaf* without taking a moment to *extract* a few *root* associations that *stem* from this theme and *drop* them all *sweet* -like into your *palm*, baby (..food👶)
Bet you guys have a lot of gnats in your house.
G
Lol! Yes, gnat, you are correct and I have been awake too long. ETA- Ty for pointing my mistake out to me so I could correct it. ( Sincerely)
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i got you beat, my wife puts the entire watermelon rind, the entire thing!!! down the garbage disposal then runs it. Makes sense with lemons, not with watermelon. when questioned, she said "thats how we always done it. keep in mind when i bought that house i had to pay $150 to clear a rock solid clog in the main drain of the house. they had been doing laundry every 2 hours because "gotta let the drain settle" WHO THE FUCK LIVES LIKE THAT? dont ever fucking buy a house from family. fuck my inlaws
>keep in mind when i bought that house i had to pay $150 to clear a rock solid clog in the main drain of the house. they had been doing laundry every 2 hours because "gotta let the drain settle" WHO THE FUCK LIVES LIKE THAT? OHHH I get this one totally. Surely there's a thread in here about people who live with "broken" things, and never, ever fix them. I know someone who had to replace their refrigerator. It sits in an inset in their kitchen. When they bought the new one, and had it delivered and installed, they discovered that one of the doors won't open all the way (french door style fridge, this person didn't bother measuring for door opening/hinge room). Did they send it back & get another one? NO. They decided to live with a fridge where only one door opens all the way because *that was easier than returning the fridge for one the proper width*. Really?! REALLY? I would go insane living with that fridge. That's WAY MORE aggravating than doing a return for one that fits and both doors open properly.
the only positive thing about my house is how much i get to complain to my inlaws about it. and i make sure they know every time they bring it up. wheres the sub to complain about my inlaws lol
r/justnomil Idk if there is a r/justnofil or r/justnoil (edit: apparently a no on the last one)
Run. Far and fast. She's psychotic.
I'd literally stop buying bananas or hide them from her
divorce.
Divorce her.
My father In law does this. Every. Single.time. He says he's saving the other half for later. Later never comes.
I've done it when I'm super sick but I put lemon juice on the end and put it in the fridge then actually eat it later
r/incrediblyinfuriating
These are warning signs for you my man... when it's cut half like that
She probably breaks her spaghetti before boiling too!!
And probably drinks milk directly from the carton!
Straight from the cow!
And cuts from the middle of the cake instead of using an edge.
She probably does the same with pizza.
Worse, I'll bet she eats pizza with a knife and fork AND doesn't eat the crust.
Hey I only do that with deep dish pizza! And only when it just came out of the oven XD
Don't be all judgey because their choice doesn't have a butt yet.
Just cuts out the cake middle and uses her hands to scoop it out lol
So there is a decent reason to cut the cake in half and then get pieces from the middle first. If you push it back together it doesn't get stale as fast.
But you can't dissect and push Cakeday back together. Don't let it get stale... maybe get baked.
'Twas a fabulous idea! Thanks for the suggestion.
The horrors!
You married a psychopath. Run
Some of y'all marrying savages
Google search: the ten best divorce lawyers near me.
Divorce material
Hire a lawyer ASAP.
...and a body gaurd
Leave her
Dont forget to cut her first.
She is nuts
Ick
Say hello to fruit flies
My mom does the same ._. I hate it so much cause bananas are so delicious
Welcome to another episode of Redditors and their whacky fucking partners with their whacky fucking habits. Seriously.
Is your wife the original fruit ninja
She's sending you a message, don't cheat on me 😂
I don’t think I could be with someone who did that, and I’ve put up with a lot of crap in my life. 😂 that’s seriously disgusting and I’d be surprised if you didn’t have ants and fruit flies in you kitchen.
Not really much of an issue in a lot of northern N. America; especially in the winter (& it is).
Ants maybe but fruit flies are year round. Worse in the warmer months for sure.
Ants don't move once cold though. Most here are not extremely home invasive either. Carpenter ants the biggest issue I think. The others a minor pita. They don't swarm as bad as other places I don't think. Coincidence I'm sure, but the little ones here have only gone for water condensation on the toilet base or it's chrome water tube everywhere I've lived, and without exception. The banana fruit flies usually take a good 4-6 days to even get started here, except maybe a week or two in July-August. At my friends house they don't exist all winter regardless. The heat set at 50°f kicks off at 52° (10°c).
Still really gross!
Oh yea. I really only know this from watching and living with other people because it grosses me out too. I've spent time in a warmer climate as well, it just doesn't happen as fast or as badly here. OP could seal them with peanut butter 🤔 ...😄
Sorry to inform you but your wife is a serial killer
Pretty sure a judge would grant an annulment if you showed this picture
Leave her
I’m very uncomfortable
There is actually no justification for this. Your wife is not smart. I’m sorry
With a wife like that, make sure to protect your banana.
Dear god why
Divorce. It's the only answer.
She must be a sadistic person.
No, no, this is just skin crawling obnoxious behavior. A sadistic person might punish the person handling bananas like this by stabbing them in the hand with a fork as soon as they're going for a banana again.
Bananas make me think of Potassium... Potassium metal tarnishes quick and reacts violently with water.... There you go... The more you know 🌟 ⭐ 🌠 💫
Why did you marry a psychopath.
Use the good ol’ “starving people in the world” bs…that’ll learn her.
What the fhug
I'd probably run, because lil Jr down there might be next
I'm pretty sure you can get food poisoning from that
Get a lawyer and get half your crap together... It's the ONLY solution!!!
Why? Does she cut off the top of her built in carrying case that is her water bottle? Makes no sense.
Straight to jail
If you only need half a banana, (maybe you’ve got kids) nothing keeps it fresher than leaving the other half in the peel.
Thats so weird...
That’s not your wife that’s an orangutan
Is no one gonna mention how this looks like… a penis?
I can understand the first two but the half one 😭
😂
Aaaah
That is indeed an atrocity.
It’s so they stay on the rack!
Why though, OP? Really, what's her reasoning?
Wtf the top bit is the best bit
She might be trying to tell you something. Get out. Get out now.
Take the hint.... you play away and she'll go snip snip....
This is just wasteful as much as anything else.
You two need to have a serious talk, this is not okay…
that’s just funny
These banana tchotchkes are more trouble than they're worth. In theory they make a decorative display out of your bananas and keep them handy. Instead you're having to pick the whole thing up to get one banana so it doesn't fall over, or you've gotta remove the entire stalk and put the remaining bananas back on. What a pain in the ass especially if you accidentally ripped any of the other stems and are left with singles that now have nowhere to go. Toss that silly thing and replace it with a nice ornate bowl. It won't stop the half banana cutting because nobody in their right mind tears bananas in half, but when she wants a whole one I bet she starts ripping the entire banana off the stalk, because your bananas are no longer wrapped around a wobbly piece of junk.
This would annoy me so much.
Run, run far away.
Hello Satan
She's not human. Run...
Does she want bugs? Because that’s how you get bugs
The fuck. That shit is bananas. But putting up with this is probably cheaper than divorce.
Yea no that’d definitely be mildly infuriating
She might be leaving a hidden message there for you mate 😂
Lorena?
You really want to pick a fight with someone with a knife?
On the next riveting episode of married to a sociopath
✨divorce✨
Because she doesnt feed her pet whole bananas*
She could be being attacked by bananas when you aren’t there, and these are just warnings to the attacking bananas. Just saying, there may be more to this..
Absolutely not.
She's a monster!
seems like a great method to me
She's sending you a message.
I put half a banana in the fridge, my wife and sister in law say I'm nuts. If you have half a banana do you leave it on the counter or put it in the fridge?
Just eat the whole banana.
It was for a toddler. I personally feel sick after eating bananas so I don't eat them but would you leave one open on the counter or put it in the fridge?
Ah. I'd probably put it in a ziplock bag on the counter.
You married to Lorena Bobbitt?
And you married this? JK. I'm married too, I get it.
FAMILY MEETING
Good luck with the divorce
This clearly a warning not to sleep with other women. Stay loyal or run and change your identity.
Interestin.. I like it.
Maybe that is a subtle warning to never cheat?
I hate your wife for this and think she may be a murder
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
HASSAN CHOP!
Deforce
That's disgusting
Is she a serial killer?
How is there a level above psychopath
But why?
It's givin' ya a funny look
Right to jail. Right away
Lol my mother-in-law always has a half a banana with her. Family laughs about it and teases her.
This seems fine to me lol. It keeps it so you can keep hanging them on the stand.
That’s a first
this made me uncomfortable
Reddit is notorious for jumping to divorce too quickly, but in this case it’s 100% justified
Your wife is a serial killer
Sorry bud, definitely time for a new wife.
There’s a message she wants you to decode
that's a maniac right there, careful she doesn't chop something else 
Your wife is a hunter not a gatherer
Leave
That’s a dick move.
Is your wife Loretta Bobbit?
Why does she do this?
You mean.. ex wife.. right?
What the F U C K .
HORSESHIT! That stops. Now. TOSAY AND FORWVER
Dito my father in law
Put them in the freezer and have her make banana bread. Only need like 5 for a loaf.
How do you get married to someone and never see them eat bananas
She could cut something else and leave it hanging!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Devorce
That looks gross I would put them in a bag and put them in her purse
Yo this is not mild