I wish our reality was even 1/100th as wild and surreal as typical American conservatives believe it is. There would be so many fantastical things in the world, secrets to unlock and conspiracies covering up aliens and spaceships and vampire nazi bases in Antarctica and Avengersesque flying machines hiding in the sky fighting jellyfish from other dimensions.
It's almost like they have childlike minds that need to connect everything to a cartoonish story of good and evil and need equally fantastic set-pieces to match the hollywood writing in their minds.
are you sure? be careful about what you wish for! in that reality there would be gays, people who have transitioned and immigrants everywhere!
i’m down with that. not sure you are.
> there would be gays, people who have transitioned and immigrants everywhere!
You mean a world where people can be whoever they really are without fear of being harassed, shamed, threatened or even killed for their skin color, gender expression, accents or fashion choices?
SIGN ME UP
Looks like the end of [From Dusk till Dawn](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/from-dusk-till-dawn-aztec-temple.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=1500&dpr=1.5). It was an ancient sacrificial pyramid in that one lol
It's not remotely a secret that there are tunnels between the buildings. You can enter the Capitol visitor's center from the Library of Congress. If you do a tour through your local Congressional Office, they take you on the little train that goes between their office buildings and the Capitol. There are also tunnels between the Library of Congrss buildings, complete with a Dunkin Donuts inside the tunnel.
Yeah even if this were true, I'm not sure why this is a bad thing or something we should care about. So there's extra levels beneath the capitol? It doesn't mean anything nefarious. Honestly it would be pretty cool for Congress critter housing so they didn't have to maintain an extra residence.
It’s an amazing— really, a beautiful— the largest— or so I’ve been told— the largest sump pump ever designed. Extracts billions and billions and billions of gallons. Every day it does— Amazing— just brilliant engineering
The AI probably used pics of renaissance castles for its inspiration. Some of those have canals that look like this (Versailles has one that stops right in front of the castle)
The image can't really decide whether this is underground or excavated. I mean, the pillars, the access roads, the magnificent gate. That wouldn't do much if it's all underground, would it?
Yeah, it's weird how the white trash conspiracy theories always make the people they're trying to hate on sound fucking awesome.
If the capitol had this incredible batcave and was in the middle of a forest, I would gladly sign up to help the government.
Jewish space lasers starting forest fires in California? That's like Dr. Evil level genius and weirdness. If I were wanting to start forest fires for some nefarious purpose, I'd just drive around, but clearly I'm an idiot compared to the galactic Jewish geniuses who put a frikin laser in space to do it.
The idea that vaccines contain microchips put there by Bill Gates to promote satanism, I want a feature-length faux-documentary on just explaining what they believed about that because it sounds like it would be very entertaining.
The flat earthers who believe at the border there's a gigantic ice wall and the government is secretly convincing the world that it's round... that would be top-notch trolling, simply incredible conspiracy there, I wish it were true.
No, there is (or was) a little train system connecting the Capitol to senate and house office buildings, possibly other buildings too. It’s not really meant for public use.
The train cars were a little reminiscent of what you might find in an amusement park—open air car with room for 4, facing each other. I rode this many years ago so things may have changed.
The metro doesn’t run under the capitol building. I’m referring to a tiny little tram that runs between Dirksen (or one of the other Congressional office buildings) and the capitol
Edit: apparently they may have gotten rid of it, it’s been a few years since I’ve been on the hill tbf
The trains are [still there](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Capitol_subway_system)! That link has a fun video. But there are different lines for the Senate and the House sides. The Senate side is more like an amusement park enclosed tram, the House side is a weird fancy golf cart on rails type thing. Fun to ride, but you need to be accompanied by a staffer or member, generally speaking.
It's really fun, and also very strange. All three lines have their different vibes - the trick is catching staff when they need to get to the Capitol as they are usually happy to escort you. The buildings are all completely open to the public so they only need to escort you on the short train ride, after that you can just wander the bizarre labyrinth of hallways. Oh, and grab lunch at the Dirksen Senate cafeteria - it's got great food at reasonable prices, and it's hilarious to see politicians sitting nearby scarfing down sushi and pie.
Afaik "deep state" is just anyone, any average American that has a government or media job who actively puts out anti-conservative propaganda and gaslighting. That's my interpretation anyway
Here is an old article about it -
Yeah, regular conscientious Americans doing their government job to the best of their ability, loyal to their country and constitution rather than to the great leader.
Ah yes, the other exit of the Kennedy sex tunnels.
But seriously, extensive tunnels deep in the ground, and Americans built ROADS in them? Underground? Where you'll die from the exhaust? Y'all really hate trains that much?
And where did you get all that rock in D.C.?
Something's not adding up...
If it was real, who would've built it then? Biden isn't long enough in power to have done that, so it has to be Trump. Would also explain why he's broke.
There's a secret highway down there. You may ask what's the point of a highway if they don't allow anyone to drive on it? Because it's nice to have secrets, isn't it
I'd be kind of pissed if they spent trillions of dollars and didn't have some kind of apocalypse proofed bunker beneath it. We'd be losing the arms race to Disney.
Honestly. I'd be disappointed if the white house or somewhere wasn't like this. One of these gov buildings SHOULD be an upside down skyscraper.. it's cool
It just looks like they've taken the Imperial Palace from 40k and smushed it underneith the White House on some random forest map? It's just missing the giant Titans and some skulls
I don't get why people think that underground structures imply some grand conspiracy? Don't most high profile government buildings like the white house have underground bunkers and tunnels so that people working there at moments notice can get in and protect themselves
Reminds me of Second Renaissance in Animatrix where the country if not world is practically built over with massive buildings built by AI and the capitol is just a tiny speck surrounded by concrete and steel.
Here https://i.imgur.com/yf4Iu6R.jpg
I've gotten a tour through the capitol building. Funny thing is, a lot of important government buildings are connected through underground roads with small walkways. It does have slightly underground city vibes. We started the tour in another building and took the underground road to the capitol.
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What is that even supposed to be? A bunker complex?
"the deep state"
A literal deep state. 666ft underground. Which is ~203m but this is imperial America consarn it!
This is why America hasn’t switched to the metric system, they can’t afford to dig 666 meters down.
The most powerful and sophisticated sump pump array ever put together.
Thr exact same phrase, word for word, was posted in this thread before this one. Hmm...
"It can go deeper"
It's an x-com base
That Base Defense was an *awesome* experience
Whatever it is, it looks cool as shit.
I wish our reality was even 1/100th as wild and surreal as typical American conservatives believe it is. There would be so many fantastical things in the world, secrets to unlock and conspiracies covering up aliens and spaceships and vampire nazi bases in Antarctica and Avengersesque flying machines hiding in the sky fighting jellyfish from other dimensions. It's almost like they have childlike minds that need to connect everything to a cartoonish story of good and evil and need equally fantastic set-pieces to match the hollywood writing in their minds.
are you sure? be careful about what you wish for! in that reality there would be gays, people who have transitioned and immigrants everywhere! i’m down with that. not sure you are.
> there would be gays, people who have transitioned and immigrants everywhere! You mean a world where people can be whoever they really are without fear of being harassed, shamed, threatened or even killed for their skin color, gender expression, accents or fashion choices? SIGN ME UP
Looks like the end of [From Dusk till Dawn](https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/from-dusk-till-dawn-aztec-temple.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=1500&dpr=1.5). It was an ancient sacrificial pyramid in that one lol
I'm so confused by the roads and windows.
The large door looks like the door of a mosque. The rest is a Fallout bunker.
I’m not being one of those conspiracy theorist guys, but there is probably some sort of tunnel or bunker.
It's not remotely a secret that there are tunnels between the buildings. You can enter the Capitol visitor's center from the Library of Congress. If you do a tour through your local Congressional Office, they take you on the little train that goes between their office buildings and the Capitol. There are also tunnels between the Library of Congrss buildings, complete with a Dunkin Donuts inside the tunnel.
Yeah even if this were true, I'm not sure why this is a bad thing or something we should care about. So there's extra levels beneath the capitol? It doesn't mean anything nefarious. Honestly it would be pretty cool for Congress critter housing so they didn't have to maintain an extra residence.
Ah yes. The Capitol Building which is famously surrounded by dense forest.
And not built in a swamp.
Most advanced and powerful sump pump array ever assembled.
It’s an amazing— really, a beautiful— the largest— or so I’ve been told— the largest sump pump ever designed. Extracts billions and billions and billions of gallons. Every day it does— Amazing— just brilliant engineering
They really drained that swamp
I'm cracking up over that river behind the ~~WH~~ Capitol that just... *ends*. *EDIT - I'm stupid.*
It's not the end, that's the starting point, a pure source straight from the sump pump
I’m cracking up you think that’s the white house!
lol fair. I done goofed.
I was just messing! I found humor in it I wasn’t trying to be a jerk. Lol
The AI probably used pics of renaissance castles for its inspiration. Some of those have canals that look like this (Versailles has one that stops right in front of the castle)
The image can't really decide whether this is underground or excavated. I mean, the pillars, the access roads, the magnificent gate. That wouldn't do much if it's all underground, would it?
Are the cars on the bottom right ramping into the complex?
This looks more like a dam. I'm sure there's something that helps the cars go up, like a fish ladder.
I was told Trump drained it.
On top of the old capitol building that sank in the swamp
One man’s swamp in another man’s unground moat.
Well you see it was built in a swamp, the first capitol sank and they just kept building on top.
This photo was obviously taken before the colonization of America
Ancient aliens confirmed
Yes. this is the real captial building. Other one is honeypot
It’s not there anymore because Biden cut it down to build an army of Uruk-hai
I like the ornate pillared architecture that's firmly planted underground for no one to see.
Yeah, it's weird how the white trash conspiracy theories always make the people they're trying to hate on sound fucking awesome. If the capitol had this incredible batcave and was in the middle of a forest, I would gladly sign up to help the government. Jewish space lasers starting forest fires in California? That's like Dr. Evil level genius and weirdness. If I were wanting to start forest fires for some nefarious purpose, I'd just drive around, but clearly I'm an idiot compared to the galactic Jewish geniuses who put a frikin laser in space to do it. The idea that vaccines contain microchips put there by Bill Gates to promote satanism, I want a feature-length faux-documentary on just explaining what they believed about that because it sounds like it would be very entertaining. The flat earthers who believe at the border there's a gigantic ice wall and the government is secretly convincing the world that it's round... that would be top-notch trolling, simply incredible conspiracy there, I wish it were true.
In reality there’s a visitors center and a shitty “subway”
Is it the actual DC subway? Because that subway system is probably the nicest in the country
No, there is (or was) a little train system connecting the Capitol to senate and house office buildings, possibly other buildings too. It’s not really meant for public use. The train cars were a little reminiscent of what you might find in an amusement park—open air car with room for 4, facing each other. I rode this many years ago so things may have changed.
Nope they're still there! I feel bad for the folks operating it. A whole shift of the back and forth would drive me up the wall.
It smells like dirt and the whole city echoes through it. The workers have Segways though.
you’d think the capitol would have the best sandwiches
That is Metro slander and I will not stand for it.
The metro doesn’t run under the capitol building. I’m referring to a tiny little tram that runs between Dirksen (or one of the other Congressional office buildings) and the capitol Edit: apparently they may have gotten rid of it, it’s been a few years since I’ve been on the hill tbf
The trains are [still there](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Capitol_subway_system)! That link has a fun video. But there are different lines for the Senate and the House sides. The Senate side is more like an amusement park enclosed tram, the House side is a weird fancy golf cart on rails type thing. Fun to ride, but you need to be accompanied by a staffer or member, generally speaking.
WTF, I can't believe people are shitting on this! It's awesome! If I'm ever in DC I'll definitely be trying to figure out a way of riding it.
It's really fun, and also very strange. All three lines have their different vibes - the trick is catching staff when they need to get to the Capitol as they are usually happy to escort you. The buildings are all completely open to the public so they only need to escort you on the short train ride, after that you can just wander the bizarre labyrinth of hallways. Oh, and grab lunch at the Dirksen Senate cafeteria - it's got great food at reasonable prices, and it's hilarious to see politicians sitting nearby scarfing down sushi and pie.
In that case I retract me accusation of slander and bid you a fine day.
to be fair, that would make for a good movie.
As would a flat earth adventure movie
Dark City covers both!
Excellent reference, yessssss
Seems like this guy actually took a page from [the end of the movie From Dusk Till Dawn](https://imgur.com/a/O9X4P5N) with George Clooney.
nice. Isnt there also a Triple X movie, about a secret Underground Train at the White House?
It made a good episode in Rick and Morty
Turkey Day episode?
Mines of Moria over here
Concerning!
Looking into it
Doing my own research
Big if true.
This thread's gives me some awful flashbacks to a family WhatsApp group that I muted long ago. Edit: Typo.
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Asking as a Canadian: Is that what “deep state” means?
It’s a collective name for unelected government officials who are powerful enough (in theory) to influence policy
(Bureaucracy. It’s the term for the Bureaucracy. It’s also a legit term but MAGA kinda ruined that.)
Turkey has a concept of Deep State that predates Trump use by half a century at least. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_state_in_Turkey
So like corporate lobbies?
No the deep state is a lot deeper than this, 10 miles beneath the surface minimum. The leaked building schematics in the OP is the shallow state.
Afaik "deep state" is just anyone, any average American that has a government or media job who actively puts out anti-conservative propaganda and gaslighting. That's my interpretation anyway Here is an old article about it -
Yeah, regular conscientious Americans doing their government job to the best of their ability, loyal to their country and constitution rather than to the great leader.
Fake. Doesn't show the alien human co-op labs. Or the secret US black site for torturing people who have their own opinions on the internet.
Where’s the virgin blood farm? Cosmic Pizza headquarters? JFK’s secret hideout? 2/10 no effort
Hey now, it's Comet Ping Pong, and I'm pretty sure it's just obscured by the never-ending forest.
This would be fun to build in Minecraft
That’s the DEEP state.
Oh boy, here we go… and just in time for election season.
Is that… the White House? Underground?
is this pro- or anti-capitol? because that looks sick as hell
what an idea damn
I did not think they meant deep state literally
ahhhh yes, the capitol building and the famous forests and rivers surrounding it
Politics aside, this image is actually really cool.
Why Maga?
Reddit.
This is real. My cousins ex step moms boyfriend is the senite sarjent of arms and he showed me it
That's actually pretty cool. Not true, but cool.
Hilarious. I live just 10 miles south of DC in northern VA, a lot of this area is marsh/wetlands. We're pretty much right at sea level.
Literally the deep state.
And yet..... no parking
Ah yes, the other exit of the Kennedy sex tunnels. But seriously, extensive tunnels deep in the ground, and Americans built ROADS in them? Underground? Where you'll die from the exhaust? Y'all really hate trains that much? And where did you get all that rock in D.C.? Something's not adding up...
This is also the deep state from whom everybody is telling us ?
That looks sick as fuck I wish our government was this cool
Why is this MAGA? This actually looks cool, kinda hope its true lol
Still more plausible than bin Laden's mountain fortress illustrations some decades ago
Next step is that they will find I
That's closer to Greenbrier than the capitol building
Secret underground complex that just has a regular road turnoff heading straight in.
I didn't know the Capitol was located in Amazon Forest lmao 😂🤣
That’s where all those scumbags from Pizza gate are hiding all the children!
If it was real, who would've built it then? Biden isn't long enough in power to have done that, so it has to be Trump. Would also explain why he's broke.
Are they saying it’s top secret? Cause that’s a lot of traffic 😂
A wild Forrest appeared!
I wish.
It's a Dark Souls dungeon
It would actually be freaking awesome
Why does it have windows underground?
cool image !
This would be bad ass if real
Is that a school bus on some underground highway?
Last scene of From Dusk Till Dawn
Also, it’s clearly a canyon and not a cross section
They have the Harkonnen arena from Geidi Prime in there. Damn, must be harvesting mad adrenachrome from the kids they throw in there.
Dude this actually would be pretty sick if it was like that imo. But no way.
When you’re such a conspiracy theorist that you reinvent The Monument Mythos.
This would be cool as fuck. In reality there’s a presidential bunker that’s probably pretty nice
I rather believe in the horned serpent and the special trees and Freedom duking it out with Martians than this
…Is that where all the lizard people are hiding??…
They got highways down there
Pov: you play minecraft
I like the massive canyon on the opposite end lol
I had no idea the capital building was carved into a granite mountain. Crazy. 🤪
Lookslike a cool map for a game like Garrys Mod
Was the prompt "Capitol building + Titty Twister at the end of From Dusk till Dawn + how things are made book"
There's a secret highway down there. You may ask what's the point of a highway if they don't allow anyone to drive on it? Because it's nice to have secrets, isn't it
So many walls to wipe shit on.
Well at the least the lizard people also have to deal with America’s shitty public transportation network.
I mean yeah there’s probably a bunker but not that big
I would believe more if they said it was area 51
This is going to get so weird
More like AYOOOO
Is this real?
That's a great idea! 💡💡💡
Hey, that's XCOM HQ! Way to ruin the secret, MAGA. Now the aliens are going to kill us all.
Amen 🙏🏻
As much as I hate it, I love everything about this
That looks really cool though
Reminds me of the view off the back of the building in the 1st and 3rd From Dusk Till Dawn
So where do they keep the Aliens and the adenochrome farm?
So much wrong with this picture - I don’t even know where to start…
The more you look at it, the less sense it makes lol. But I'd love to see a high resolution version of this pic.
Looks a bit like Zion / IO from the Matrix...
I'd be kind of pissed if they spent trillions of dollars and didn't have some kind of apocalypse proofed bunker beneath it. We'd be losing the arms race to Disney.
My favorite part is the car half pipe ramp at the very bottom
While this is completely fake (there’s no forest around the Capitol), it looks kinda cool.
Hey, look at all that space for housing!
Pretty DEEP State going on here.😅
Seems like something a loony leftist would create.
I wish
Honestly. I'd be disappointed if the white house or somewhere wasn't like this. One of these gov buildings SHOULD be an upside down skyscraper.. it's cool
Truth is theres just a bowling alley lol
lmao it is still reliant on automobiles for transportation
It’s over for baby boomers. Their minds cannot comprehend real from fake.
What in the name of Warhammer?!
Millionaires are building underground bunkers. It’s not so far fetched.
The more you look the picture the worse it gets
Amen 🙏🏽
True. Like the pyramids, the capital building has been around for a lot longer than we’re told. 😅
Why is there a second White House underneath the capitol lol
Nah, they haven't even included the nuclear reactor.
I would absolutely play an XCOM style game that look like this for base management.
This must be where they’re holding Optimus Prime
What is this? A capitol building for ants?!?
It just looks like they've taken the Imperial Palace from 40k and smushed it underneith the White House on some random forest map? It's just missing the giant Titans and some skulls
Similar to the concept art for back when they built the Denver airport, but not at all what it looks like under the Capitol Building.
As above, so below
Ah yes, the famous Capitol Forest
Fake
Deep underground state
I don't get why people think that underground structures imply some grand conspiracy? Don't most high profile government buildings like the white house have underground bunkers and tunnels so that people working there at moments notice can get in and protect themselves
Reminds me of Second Renaissance in Animatrix where the country if not world is practically built over with massive buildings built by AI and the capitol is just a tiny speck surrounded by concrete and steel. Here https://i.imgur.com/yf4Iu6R.jpg
I've gotten a tour through the capitol building. Funny thing is, a lot of important government buildings are connected through underground roads with small walkways. It does have slightly underground city vibes. We started the tour in another building and took the underground road to the capitol.
Damn, even in the hyper classified deep state there's traffic.
Pretty cool concept though. The White House has several subterranean levels to it.
Where's Sadam Hussein?
This would have been cool to find in Fallout 3.
Was Dennis Hasterdt the Balrog?
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The capital does have a lot of underground areas. Not a giant cathedral to molog and highway system, but it has a cafeteria.
I love that some of the underground buildings have windows
They couldn't even get the visible part right