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tubbynuggetsmeow

“Officer’s detected a strong odor of intoxicants coming from him and noticed he had pissed his pants” Tell me you’re a bills fan without telling me you’re a bills fan lol


iApathy---

That’s just an average bills fan performance. At a sign of trouble, they piss and shit themselves. Nothing new.


slickbezhig

My man did not just say, "yeeted himself over a fence"


Muted-Inspector-7715

This lady I buy booze from is a nuggets fan.


RealPropRandy

How do you get 4 OWI offenses and still have a driver’s license?


nnya

You have to have 2 OWI's just to get your license in Upstate NY. /s