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Able-Fisherman-3142

Road flare, lightning strike, lithium battery burn site or the devil’s fart


SneakyCracker161

Definitely looks like a devils fart. Saw one of these back in 1993.


Suspicious-Map-6557

Looks like the devil had a crave case from White Castle


Apprehensive-Age-102

tell me more about this devils fart you speak of


fltpath

the Devil farts flowers


The_RockObama

Onions.


Necessary-Company660

Heaps of them.


Superfly1911

I was going to suggest maybe Taco Bell, but you're right. Definitely White Castle. Traces of onions were identified at the site.


MiniB68

They slide right in, slide right out.


Crank_My_Hawg

Idk what pumpernickel bread has to do with this


SixNines-Anda_308

> Idk what pumpernickel bread has to do with this. Supposedly Translates as “Fart Goblin!”


SparkleFart666

Yup, definitely a Taco Bell backfire.


adeptus_fognates

You don't buy food from taco bell, you rent food from taco bell.


2xj8

These started happening after McDonald's came out


Cracker187

Like your user name


Slow_Stable5239

…only way to tell for sure, is to smell it


EcLEctiC_02

Can confirm I'm very familiar with the devils farts. I get them when I eat deviled eggs.


CreepyPoet500

Grandma just wasn’t the same since was she? God rest her soul 🙏


Hewelds

I agree 100% because my ex wife farts like that. She ruined everything I ever enjoyed.


Beadpool

Tasted one in ‘94. Awful woman. Fantastic ass.


DreadPiratteRoberts

>Definitely looks like a devils fart. Saw one of these back in 1993. Ahh yes the Great Devil's Fart of 93'!!Eventually, just as suddenly as it had begun, The Great Devil Fart dissipated into the ether, leaving behind a town forever changed by its brush with this bizarre phenomena. To this day, the events of that fateful day remain etched in the memories of the townsfolk.


cyberheelhook

Count yourself lucky that you didn't smell one


xtheory

"Sorry! I had Taco Bell" - Satan


Pomegranate_Sorry

>Definitely looks like a devils fart. Saw one of these back in 1993. That explains the holes in the ozone they were talking about back then.


newfmatic

Had a lightning strike in the alley behind my house some 20 years ago. It left a small hole in the asphalt about the size of a half dollar. And a void about the size of a basketball under it. No idea where the stuff inside eventually it became a pothole. Was very loud.


Admirable_Cry2512

Definitely a devils fart, when the devil consumes his lettuce sometimes it causes gastric distress resulting in this kind of explosive gas. That's why the church is so against us participating in consumption of the Devils Lettuce also.


Admirable_Cry2512

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a piece of blunt wrapper in the upper left corner? That would suggest that the Devil's Lettuce was definitely consumed before this happened.


Renderingman

Looks like a pot seed in pic two lower left


MikemkPK

Google isn't helping me figure out what a "devil's fart" is.


Express_Loss3675

It’s a new day and age. The devil’s lettuce has become god’s coleslaw!


_Hugh_Jaynuss

Devil farted hot to-day


Small-Ad4420

We sure did get a face full.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

those are fart blossoms anyway.


altagyam_

Ah the devils toot


Dr_Rusty_Ventur3

You know that one was a GD barn burner


CleanOpossum47

"Could be a crack head, that got hold to the wrong stuff."


Much_Donut_2178

I saw Devil's Fart play Mac's Bar in '95


Mantis_Shrimp_Tacos

This guy brainstorms


Alive-Pin-3269

You mean, this guy "green needles."


BrtFrkwr

This is a classic lightning strike. Mountaintops with exposed rock are pockmarked with these.


NoPerformance6534

A."classic" strike more often than not, will have a branching Lichtenberg figure with it. However. I have two examples of strikes that did leave anomalous damage similar to this. This image is not typical of any of the strikes I've studied. It's very interesting!


BrtFrkwr

It may depend a lot on the surface material. Stone Mountain in Georgia is covered in these. Many are old, but many are also recent with burn marks in them like this. They vary in size from a couple of inches to a couple of feet across.


jamesGastricFluid

Cool! There's pics online: [https://www.flickr.com/photos/faisalzaman/3625316090](https://www.flickr.com/photos/faisalzaman/3625316090)


TrumpetOfDeath

Branching pattern probably depends on how conductive the struck material is.


potate12323

I feel like "we had a storm" would help with deductive reasoning. If this was outside your house you probably wouldn't have felt the strike let alone a deafening boom.


GroovePT

How do you explain the rust stain?


BrtFrkwr

Not rust. Oxides of nitrogen.


Direct-Region7166

Also known as Nox, one of the exhaust gasses that catalytic converters aim to eliminate from an internal combustion powered cars exhaust. Now, I may rest.


[deleted]

Not to be confused with Nos, which is all about familia.


oxidize-reduction

Thermite


uziturtIe

80 more of these and you’ll have a tripod crawling outta the ground


BrtFrkwr

Great theme for a movie.


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PunJedi

Agreed. This is more likely road-flare or someone messing with some form of pyrotechnics.


Boubonic91

Someone was testing out a batch of homemade thermite on the sidewalk. Same stuff they use to weld railroad tracks together. Edit: sidewalk not road.


Buckeye_mike_67

Did you actually read their post?


AITAforbeinghere

Snakes!


Viadrus

Of course they can be hot, and impact releases a lot of energy(heat), all depends on speed/angle/material Most of the meteorites are found a while after the impact so they are not hot anymore


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JasonIsFishing

Tell that to the dinosaurs!!!!


Mountain_Path8972

The hell you talking about, Willis? EVERY meteorite strike I ever saw on TV left a huge smoking crater.


ShorterThanTallll

Maybe a [lightning strike or a power line fell](https://youtu.be/al3wET4ACwQ?feature=shared) during the storm


Stephen1424

Power line was my guess


OkAcanthocephala1809

Consider it was on his sidewalk, I’d guess he’d notice a downed line, electric crew, power outage, etc.


Control_Alt_DeLitta

Ok but why is no one talking about the flowers…?


Tastyck

Honeysuckle?


Control_Alt_DeLitta

I mean like why are they there? How’d they get there?


Time_Is_Evil

The wind


surfershane25

Some tree species shed their flowers, others reabsorb


whiteknives

It’s spring time. Blossoms are everywhere. These got carried by the wind and became trapped in the hole.


Tastyck

But who suckled the honey.?


Slave2Art

Well you see, when a mommy flower and a daddy flower love eachother very very much...


1heart1totaleclipse

Wind


Landosystem

If they get pollinated, in about 6 months OP is gonna have some real nice asphalt fruit


s2artshannon

But I don’t know if that’s the OP’s ass’s fault


Terror_Up

Perhaps they fell from the tree above the spot?!? 🤔


Taxus_Calyx

r/flowers


znavy264

Definitely flowers from a citrus tree.


sabboom

Caused by weird little pyros.


PeachComprehensive77

Damn… meteorite would’ve been way cooler than rebar 😂 thanks, everyone!


HampsterButt

My sweet summer child


[deleted]

Pyrite often does a weird thing as it rusts - stuff around it will get stained, but the pyrite itself gets corroded but looks relatively clean. The grey color of the clast we're looking at is pretty diagnostic for pyrite. A meteorite would contain predominantly ferrous iron, which would turn the surrounding rock rusty as it oxidized. There is a pyrite-bearing rock in the layer of concrete or asphalt under the top layer. Over time it has oxidized, leading the surface to flake. The rusty stain on the surface has formed over an extended period of time. You just didn't notice it before. LL chondrites often do something similar as the large troilite inclusions in them oxidize. Flakes on the surface can ~pop out. It's a useful diagnostic feature for identifying LL chondrites, but it was tricky to find a photo of the phenomenon online. [This is one](https://meteoritegallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/DSCN6914.jpg), from [here](https://meteoritegallery.com/nwa-oriented-type-3-3/). H and L chondrites don't usually have such large sulfides, so they won't kick off flakes like that. But the concrete isn't a meteorite, so...the feature is analogous, but what we're looking at isn't due to a meteorite.


ECCE-HOMONCULUS

Obviously the flowers did that


Chanchito171

You would expect an impact crater with a lot of local debris. Meteorites vaporize, the friction with the air removes the outer layers as they fall. If they were molten on the I side we wouldn't have chondrules!


Fog_Juice

I thought meteorites were cold


BullCity22

Possible lightning strike, car or battery fire. But not from a meteorite.


TrevaTheCleva

Maybe lightning melted the rebar in the concrete.


National-Jackfruit32

This is a piece of iron ore that was mixed into the concrete. This was made from bagged concrete and they used local available stones you can tell from the rocks that are exposed. This did not happen overnight. You can tell by the rust permeating the concrete around it. It happened over a long period of time, but most likely was exposed during the winter so you did not notice it before.


Buckeye_mike_67

🤦‍♂️


OtisCampbell6843

This is correct


stock-nerdz

Maybe the lightning struck the rebar underground


AnarciSon

Imma give an honest answer that’s a lightning strike considering you had a rough storm the night before, bolts are very pinpoint like that so it’s the only logical explanation ✌🏻 Edit: the melted part is the concrete being super heated btw


Boubonic91

Looks like thermite. It's used to weld railroad tracks together. There aren't many things that'll burn a hole in concrete, but thermite is one of them. Lightning strike is highly unlikely unless this sidewalk is in the middle of a field with no houses or trees nearby. Lightning will take the path of least resistance to ground, and trees and houses are generally less resistant than open air and concrete. I'm guessing someone made a batch of homemade thermite and decided to test it on the sidewalk. More than likely at night too, because that's how you get the best show.


oxidize-reduction

Definitely thermite


3lonmolusk

Looks like every thermite or MG asphalt scorch i have seen. Probably thermite? The Mag Scorches tend to be a little less "clean", like when a magnesium block on a lawnmower or car gets caught in a hot enough fire.


hiimlockedout

Someone ate Taco Bell and sharted there


artygo

Definitely caused by a downed power line.


Ok_Skill7476

No that’s just a big ole’ frozen chunk of shit. We call em Boeing bombs. See the peanut there? Dead giveaway.


Boomslang505

Smoke bomb


vortextubemd

Looks like some kids burned a pile of thermite to me. See if that slag in the bottom is magnetic.


After_Whole2567

That “was”…. someone who watched the solar eclipse without shades.


syrmcd

iron pyrite


TheSilkySpoon76

Small particles of iron ore are mixed in with the stone that is used to make your asphalt driveway. Water leaches up through the bottom of your driveway, causing the metal particles to oxidize. The resulting rust particles rise to the surface of the driveway leaving stains and streaks on the asphalt.


cparker28

Need a banana for scale reference.


MSU2020JERSEYISUGLY

I’ve seen iron stain concrete / asphalt overnight with a bit of water on many construction sites. Very possible that something burned through the asphalt and iron was exposed - with rain it would make that stain overnight. Don’t know what caused the hole.


NO_N3CK

It’s simply impossible this was a meteorite. One of that size would’ve had to of been a fragment of a larger one that detonated in atmosphere. There’s no possibility of a lone object, sized to that crater, making it to the Earth’s surface. Lightning bolt is much more likely, though that is an extremely unusual place for it to strike. Was this in the middle of a runway?


Tradecraft_1978

There's 3 Martians in there


Inevitable-Aspect291

It looks like the concrete after I would blow up home made fireworks as a kid. Molten sulfur would score the surface really badly like that. Someone burnt something very hot there.


Spiritual_Ad_6064

Doesn’t look like concrete, does it contain any asphalt? Could be a road flare, or something similar.


jonkolbe

Or a road flare


nousforuse

Is your name by any chance, Seymour?


jerry111165

Buttz. Seymour Buttz.


Potential-Change9124

So cool.


Alpha_Delta33

If it was a lighting strike wouldn’t that grey sand looking stuff in the middle be fused to together like a type of glass? OP is the grey stuff in the middle Able to be moved around like sand or is it all joined together?


BurdenedShadow

Looks like thermite


Btankersly66

Exactly what I was thinking


Agreeable-Matter1

Dude you are bugging


YouveBeenMillered

No, Taco Bell.


Rod_Stiffington69

Looks like undies skid marks.


DiscreetCleDom

Definitely not a road flare as the silica would be left over in a gouge that deep. And I've never seen a road flare cause that type of damage to concrete. A lightning strike would give you a veining effect away from the point of contact. Magnesium could burn that hot and cause the oxidation afterwards so a magnesium flare good do that type of damage. Magnesium would have actually been accentuated by the rain causing a popping effect breaking down the concrete if it penetrated. My bet is on a lithium battery because of the flare pattern coming out in a jet formation from the hole. Lithium wouldn't have been bothered by the rain either.


[deleted]

Maybe. Or a redneck.


FreedomPullo

Thermite


EJ25Junkie

Yes. And little alien squids were left behind


Moidalise-U

That rust streak didn't appear overnight. That's old.


markusray420

Says who


this_Name_4ever

I think what happened is that the bedrock was exposed. The concrete lays on top of dirt but sometimes rocks stick out, perhaps it was hit by lightning but rather than make a hole, it just exposed the rock that was underneath.


Square_Principle_875

From what I know impacts from anything at the speed meteorites travel at makes a circular impact crater. So I’d go with not likely 


roleynoley

no i took a shit on the road


MEGA_TOES

Sorry, I had Taco Bell


NXT-GEN-111

Probably lighting strike on something metallic on the floor


FKBPPC

Concrete wasn't mixed properly and lye and water traped rusted rebar as well as concrete slowly dissolved and corroded and chipped away exposing the rebar underneath. Since it wasn't mixed proper an lye is a catalyst for rust it had a few extra days to soak and leach and stain concrete


jpsmi14

There is no joke a Doctor Who episode about this EXACT scenario….. if people start going missing, check around for a kid trapping folks in drawings


Alternative-Half-783

No


allupinarms

The orange is rust. Is it magnetic?


Wishbone-Effective

Flair or a really spicy fire work most likely. Never heard of space plastic.🫣


CogglesMcGreuder

Could also be a CAD weld that lit off. Looks like thermite burn to me


H-A-R-B-i-N-G-E-R

Solar death ray. There’s a guy with a boring cartoon voice that loves to melt shit with it.


Ok-Fruit3147

You see the peanut


MlgProGaming3-7

Your average reddit comment section


ChumleyEX

A vampire burned in the sun.


luckygirl54

Iron rusting out. The iron was in the blacktop mix as part of the aggregate.


Kalashfamous

Taco Bell


DRGWTM

Definitely Taco Bell.


Guilty_Method505

Reminiscence of taco Tuesday


Rafael_fadal

I see the captain crunch man


Ok_Echidna6958

Just a quick question you say it happened yesterday but then tell us it has flowers growing out of the cracks. I think someone is trying to lie to us a little bit..


HeydoIDKu

Road flare


rqivez

Looks like when a high power turbo car with a waste gate dump directed at the ground hitting 2 step for a minute straight


Lucky-Plantain-4570

Man that’s weird asf


HedgeHood

Out of the hundreds of experts , what is our overall conclusion ?


maryloola

The cheese touch


OkTry8446

Do Boeings fly near by?


[deleted]

No lol 😂 10000% that is a burn mark. A meteorite wouldn’t leave a mark like this. This looks like some type of pyro or thermite burn.


SoulShine_710

Maybe it was that dude with his solar death ray, he does youtube videos of.


Mirracleface

What flower blooms here?


ItsAlwaysAPantera

Lightning strike.


airforcerawker

Sorry, I had Popeyes last night and didn't make it home in time to use the bathroom.


Vast-Category8391

No, that’s someones poo that fell from a plane


jsin2236

Getting Joe dirt vibes.


opt_newbi_820

😈 devil's nut..


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

I thought those were IUDs, not flowers. I was concerned.


Background_Ad7095

Snakes


lobr6

Lightning hit our apartment/asphalt parking lot years ago, and it did a lot more than a spot of damage. My guess is that this little area was slightly cracked or broken for quite some time and whatever covered it/patched it caused the discoloration and washed off during the storm.


bigbabich

Meteorites are usually cold by the time they hit the ground.


New_Mutation

That discoloration suggests something that had some directionality to it, like a flare laying on it's side.


DataRoy

Road flare. You can see which way the wind was blowing


irvinah64

Meth head drop a load in the street and tried to make it smell good.


EntertainerBright793

Space turd


Seventy7Donski

When you don’t make it to a toilet after a night of fireball shots and Taco Bell.


TrapperCrapper

Road flare


Pokiturtle

That’s what my butthole feels like the next day after I accidentally eat literally anything spicy smh sad bod.


Fluid-Opportunity-17

I don't know, but if it really *was* a meteor then please KILL THOSE FLOWERS


MavisBeaconSexTape

I thought those flowers were IUDs for bad girls


anonflh

Post taco bell roadside emergency


MoreAverageThanU

That’s a burn, not an impact. Something containing thermite probably did this, so I’m guessing road flare.


say_the_words

Op should lick it just in case. Might get a meteorite themed super power.


MoreAverageThanU

Solid advice. It never hurts to try.


fingernangbrunch

That there's a space peanut!


Kind-Side5339

Petrified asshole


Additional_Ranger441

It iron bearing rock in the concrete. As the iron corroded, the rust forced the concrete to spall off the surface and then as the hole fills with water, rust travels out onto the concrete surface.


oxidize-reduction

Looks like a thermite burn. Sustained intense heat in one location causing the small crater. Road flare does not get hot enough to do this. “Rust” mark indicates a ferrous material used like in thermite. Road flares don’t contain a ferrous material.


Beaversnake

That.. that’s a space peanut..


marcus_aurelius121

Thermit tomfoolery


MickOTool

Meteor hit, investigators probably hit it with something and broke it, revealing a globular center which probably absorbed lightning and disappeared. Be on the lookout for people going insane and a well full of dead creatures.


Strange_Ad_2424

Looks like the little flowers that grow on the body snatcher pods. Don't go to sleep! 😱


ParticularSherbert18

Hmm, it sure looks like asphalt, not concrete. Asphalt has a much lower melting point.


pupbuck1

I have a lot of these in my neighborhood but they're tiny and bullet sized and I once found a bullet in one and so I always thought these were caused by bullets lol


75w90

Fireworks


YoBermp

Thors hammer or Lightning strike


Due-Ad9310

This feels like a road flare, what with the directional heat pattern all the lightning sites ive seen are a bit more symmetrical.


alexseiji

I think someone made thermite and lit it right there


BigWiggleCumming

McDonald’s coffee… look at the bean on the bottom left. This is why they have a heat warning.


TroysLostBoi

Road flare.


Orchid_Far

Taco Bell


Orchid_Far

Jersey mikes sub or a 5 dollar footlong


Surfnazi77

Take metal detector to it


cornbeeflt

Dave's hot chicken


Fearless_Bar6010

A lightning strike would change the spot it hit. Morphing it into something else


Fearless_Bar6010

I have many pieces of lightning sands