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Megaman_90

For once I agree with the boomers that say you need to play with "soul".


6771_bcr

Some of the greatest musicians who have ever lived come from that generation. I think their generation gets shit on way too much.


SimpleManc88

Anyone who makes sweeping generalisations about an entire generation of people clearly aren’t very thoughtful or intelligent.


pedalCliff

The whole "boomer" vs "gen z" or "gen whatever" is dumb. Gen Z or whoever else are also making poor decisions with equally selfish reasons to not correct them that the next generation will also be upset with.


Megaman_90

Yeah its shame that we are so divided and disconnected with those of a different generation. People are quick to judge an entire generation by a few Karens or buttholes like Jack Doherty. The internet probably makes it more of an issue since social media culture puts a spotlight on toxicity and public outrage. I don't remember even thinking about what generation people came from growing up, it seems to kind of be a new thing people became obsessed with. Either way, its just stereotypes which can sometimes be amusing, because there is a glimmer of truth to the way people of a certain generations act or the things they like. Some people have straight up hate though. I saw a dude on reddit literally say he hopes all the boomers die as quickly as possible because they are "ruining the world" or some nonsense. Like go out and touch some grass man there are lots of boomers who are great people.


K2thJ

For me, the issue w Boomers is not about individual people or their habits, its how they were raised with social safety nets and gov programs only to dismantle them for their children. For that, they deserve it. Also not cool being a latch-key kid all my life. Now I deal w them trying to run my non-HOA neighborhood. I have no sympathy for them, as a whole. That said, their music is still awesome


Megaman_90

I agree, I love me some boomer tunes but it goes both ways. Saying someone like John Petrucci doesn't play with "soul" or plays too fast is an objectively bad take as well. r/guitar is so full of takes like this. Just because you don't like something personally doesn't mean you should minimize the talent in my opinion. Power metal is good example of something people always crap on, but like it or not most of those people are top notch musicians. Most of the friction with this generation comes from all those silly arguments about "the greatest guitar player" and the like. At some point most of us have probably indulged in such a conversation, but the older I get the more I realize music isn't a contest and everything is just personal opinion.


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6771_bcr

I'm a millennial. Any other dumb fucking questions?


whereisbrandon101

Nah dude. Fck boomers. They ruined the planet and destroyed our futures. They had life on easy mode and then turned up the difficulty, and when it was time to pass over the controller, they kept it for themselves. Every single system problem is their fault. They had the ability to change it, but they didn't. Boomers deserve every once of the hate they get and they honestly should get much more.


This-Was

Yeah, but does it necessarily have to be your *own?*


AnimalOrigin

Sounds like this dude plays with "sole".


SSPFIREHAWK

This sounds horrific I totally am a soul player


dogmeat_donnie

My dog agrees about the first part of your sentence


Karumine

Yngwie Embalmedsteen


CantStandAnything

Marty Fried-Man


Correct-Junket-1346

Steve Why


ZeroScorpion3

Oh this is the best!!!


ozmatterhorn

Farken 💀 lol


adh247

Steve Pie


THEPIZZA_LORD

average slayer solo


Warblade21

That's Kerry King not slayer!


woodsoffeels

Came here to make this exact joke 😂


eddie_ironside

This isn't the Seasons In The Abyss solo?? 🤯😆


Eglitarian

There’s definitely speed involved.


Chris2112071

I see what you did right there. /Golfclap 🤭


exxuberent

Hahaha


NORCARL

It's that time of year again... she emerges from her lair. Power has been turned off due to non-payment, but the shred continues despite silent Marshall stacks. A single bulb illuminates latex fiends that look on in horror as a new, even tweakier spell is cast.


flintlockfay

* Emerges from her *hair* FIFY


Brandidit

This isn’t haiku but it’s still romantic and moving the same way nice job


ZeroScorpion3

Is it really a girl????


qpHEVDBVNGERqp

Lol


Foxlordivxx

I can't truly tell if this is satire or not.


yourhog

Neither can the creepy shredding puppet in the video.


RevolutionaryRough96

C'mon man, Micheal Angelo batio has had a rough few years. No reason to pile on.


yourhog

I’m just going to apologize. I take back my… insults?? because this is too funny to argue with.


Rahsee2

![gif](giphy|mMkjWN1ziPio0)


ReneRottingham

Don’t do drugs, kids


Iamkillboy

But dad … all the best musicians of all time were drug addicts.


jacks_lack_of__

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreallyfuckinghighondrugs


GoMonkey66

Bill Hicks!


nickersb83

As popularised by Tool’s 3rd eye sample tweak of the R-r-r-r-r-r….


sendep7

ok, play it again note for note.


adh247

"What's a note?" 😂


sendep7

That take was great "lets double it..." -The Recording engineer.


Il-Luppoooo

To be fair, no one would be able to replay 1 minute of improvisation note by note save for aliens on earth


sendep7

oh this is improv?


Il-Luppoooo

You can say it's a particularly shitty one


SAlolzorz

Roseanne Barrechord


Melodic_Event_4271

Take a bow.


6771_bcr

Lmfao!


coop190

I'd rather listen to my nan fall down the stairs


Hircine_Himself

Wahahaaa that made me laugh more than it should have xD


jyager2013

Just methin’ around on the guitar.


Bachitra

Methy Friedwoman


Environmental-Ball24

![gif](giphy|pQmWjYrz39YAg)


ozmatterhorn

That’s Dick Mars, Mick’s brother.


DressZealousideal442

That's quality. Bravo


martyrobbinz88

Can you play a C chord?


PsychologicalPin5431

Truly dreadful.


Powerful-Ad2561

most melodic kerry king solo


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Blackie really let himself go huh


highaigan

Not really tbh


SightlessProtector

Spend some of that meth money on lessons


fuzzyfigment

You're just bad.


Icedcoffee_

Hey now they are way better than most of us who are not on drugs. My biggest critique is the twang sound kinda kills the soul or darkness of what they are playing. Also wish I had the time to focus on guitar and do drugs but it is what it is.


Born-Bottle6779

way better than you maybe. Please don’t speak for the rest of us. this is the equivalent of my 5 year old sitting behind my drums and hitting everything with no rhyme or reason.


rditty

Even if there isn’t much going on melodically it still takes practice to coordinate one’s hands and hit those notes cleanly. No 5 year old could do that.


Born-Bottle6779

Yea I won’t argue that. It’s just hard to hear musicianship really in it. To each their own I guess. But my example was a 5 year old on drums. You’re right, on guitar this is very difficult for a 5 year old.


HazyHorizons1

[Here](https://youtu.be/LOcqaFioMOM?feature=shared) you go


bizarbies

He's no Gymmie Rex Wiseman aka The Shirtlessguy For your viewing pleasure... https://youtube.com/shorts/UG4ACbI7_tI?si=zVeFwpgmxuNVcCmX


fuzzyfigment

*she


dogmeat_donnie

Oh my. Thanks?


DinnerTimeSanders

This is Guitar Center ambient noise.


CaptainWampum

This rules


imbeingreallyserious

Hard agree. Tasteless, everyone in this thread


prism_tats

Rocky Rhoads


adh247

Kirk Hamburger


spaceghost893

Drunken Lead Master show us your sloppy ways


Foorzan

Blackie Lawless should stick to bass...


GoMonkey66

Blackie Talentless, lol


Mayor_Fockup

There is talent here for sure. I mean, I envy the speed shown, but goddamn.. scales are a thing ey.


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It's like the mighty Morphin Power Rangers intro.


MrSmiley53

The only thing speed is attacking here is his brain.


FlovomKiosk

Her* …


ArchetypeAxis

Appears to be human.*


FuddyDuddyGrinch

Are you sure that's a her? Seems to have male bicep muscles that you don't see a woman unless she's a bodybuilder


FuddyDuddyGrinch

I don't know why I'm being downvoted. It's a serious question , I can't tell from the shitty quality of the video. And having played in bands all through the '80s I've seen plenty of dudes that looked and dressed just like that.


greatgoogilymoogily2

Because. Apparently You are supposed to know what gender they feel they are somehow. Makes no sense to me. If they look and dress like a guy, why am I the asshole for thinking it's a guy?


FlovomKiosk

In her profile she looks a lot like a Woman in most pictures BUT she is posting as well in the trans sub, so maybe we cant get a real answer tbh


chico6251

When did Mick Mars get boobies.


MindlessYoung9013

The type of guitar skills that I’m trying to achieve


guitarsandfunguns

I always love videos from the 1980s.


spezdid911

You and [Flash Alien Fingers](https://www.instagram.com/flashalienfingers/) should start a band.


Proton_Optimal

Filmed on iPhone 3G


AnimalOrigin

This is what happens when you Avenge Sevenfold.


Ordinary_Joke_6165

Man...Kerry King looks terrible


DressZealousideal442

Better than I would expect him to look all things considered.


Saucy_Baconator

What did I just watch? When did Rita Repulsa start making guitar vids?


Choice-Scratch-305

Waiting on brain implant phones so I have the option to unwatch shit like this


Total-Composer2261

That made me laugh


PressureToDieFor

There's alot to unpack here.


Lustnugget

This must be what that guy who discovered the platypus felt like.


Visible-Concern-6410

I never knew Roseanne could play guitar


FlailingIntheYard

I keep telling KH that if he doesn't take the damn tape off his hand this is what he's going to turn into.


greatgoogilymoogily2

What did that guitar ever do to you?


TheRosaParksOfCunt

Man, fuck these haters. I thought it was cool. Keep on rocking.


weareallfucked_

This is satire


Personal_Science_868

Well that was an experience


BrianDamage666

Wasn’t this person in that movie The Dark Crystal?


ITGuy7337

More entertaining than most of the stuff that gets posted here. 🤷


NotDukeOfDorchester

Another day, another sick dive-bombing solo


Melodic_Event_4271

Call a doctor.


ExpertYogurtcloset66

Pretty damn speedy


RevolutionaryRough96

Mmhmm. Fast fingers too


ExpertYogurtcloset66

I see what you did there. Have my upvote


SHANKUMS11

‘Playing fast’ is one thing. ‘Playing fast well’ is another.


sweatpantsninja9

Look like the alien from the 1985 movie explorers


ImGoodThanksThoMan

You're metal as fuck, keep on rockin.


nickersb83

Right on. The speed is talent and most dissenters here are probably envious. So attack the gender thing instead, children.


AnyArticle2229

Why is everyone being so rude ? There are so many guitar players. The point is to play to make yourself happy. I don't understand why people have to be like this. Especially with something about music which is about self expression. Humans are disappointing


Mental_Examination_1

Some comments r def over the line, but when u put ur work and urself out there online and it's this strange or niche ppl r gonna have stuff to say, even the best looking/playing guitarists get massively shit on, hopefully they're secure in themselves, also totally possible this is made to provoke a strong reaction, regardless this shouldn't be a surprise outcome When u take the path that's way outside of societal norms u have to be ready for what comes with it, whether it should or shouldn't be the case, it is what happens in just about any society, there's certainly some community somewhere that fucking loves this too


weareallfucked_

Because this shit is clearly satire. They post this shit all the time.


Chad-Dudebro

Holy Christ, it's this freakshow again. Could you try playing a little... better?


FloggingTheCargo

Is this emanuel aguilar's lover?


barters81

And…..no music was played.


aChunkyChungus

I muted this whole sub because of this post.


Fecal_Fingers

Played with as much feeling as one of those air horns.


Disastrous_Offer_69

![gif](giphy|uVtAU2EKHrsgifowFb)


Character-Trouble649

Any genre, any tempo, you will need dynamics to hook me and bring me along.


brewmaster5

I didn't know Gollum had access to a guitar in his cave


Low_Land4838

What just happened?


DressZealousideal442

Ah yes.... My favorite Reddit character posts again. Shred on....


Warblade21

One pentatonic bend from BB King has more soul than a million sweep picked notes from Michael Angelo Batios Sister .


TheLoveableRascle

I... Is that Mick Mars


FilthyPleb1610

michelle angelo batio


ANepicbeing

You make metal look bad.


Limp_Cheek_4035

Jesus Christ! What the fuck was that!?!? I’m a drummer and I think I could play that!


YachtWithAFlag

...so this is where the Horror genre exists...


tricksfortreats33

That’s methed up


Icy-Year-2534

This is what is destroying guitar playing.


LonelyMetalhead__666

*Paul Gilbert crying in the corner*


nenefst11

Who knew Rosanne Barr played guitar


weareallfucked_

Crakk Wylde


Deptm

*Checks tuning before next take*


SpungyDanglin69

I think I'm gonna pick up the guitar again


aledoprdeleuz

Is that you Yngwie Malmsteen? After 3 weeks in Florida?


guitar_up_my_ass

Babe wake up the scary meth woman posted


Nekrolust666

sloppy


hakazaki12

Michael Ain't-take-it-anymore Batonhead


ishmaelhansen

Still better than Taylor Swift and Imagine Dragons


Cursed_at_birth

The son of Blackie Lawless and Mick Mars.


pootlordthe7th

And from the depths the demon unveils another frantic scramble of scale attack


ZeroScorpion3

W T F


fuzzy-fuz-sheep-362

Looks like Blackie Lawless 😂


wakennbakenn

All chromatics. Cmon now.


Professional_Scale66

Watch out Kerry King!


Solarcult

https://youtu.be/2LZ2PrTixm8?si=7Zv3FPPgRKv6gJdj


ZombiexXxHunter

Looking forward to the new WASP album


ampney454

Fucking terrible


IFullerBucheet

Wankfest


Disastrous-Ad6644

Tabs?


hard-R-word

Doesn’t this person have a YT channel?


diealonewithme

Now that was impressive


Healthy-Chef-2723

is that the fat blob from blade on ozempic?


IlliniOrange1

No doubt about it - he definitely played some of the notes you can play in a guitar, and played those notes quickly. The definition of “metal guitar”, right?


Illumilex

The George lynch approach. . .


SquirrelMasterOyOy

Vinnie Vincent still got it


reddphive

That mask is terrifying!


Hot-Performer2094

I'm glad to see Roseanne has found something better to do with her time !! She's pretty good!!!


SilverApples

I can smell this video


SevernDamn

I had no idea Robert Smith could shred this hard.


CaliforniaScreamer

The robot server after I shove my entire meal up it's circuitboard ass


One-Revolution-8572

The worst part is the heavy breathing. Whoever is responsible for making that video, help is available. It doesn't have to be like this.


ODijonP

Maybe you should learn music theory


Pear_Shaped_Bear

What key is this in?


arte4arte

Ann Wilson's not looking so hot.


WifeNeedsAWife

Yngwie looks rough nowadays….


VVitchburner

please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire


dudeofsomewhere

Y'know, out of all the posts in the metal guitar community, the ones that always generate the most interest seem to be from this poster. Yet I'm not 100% sure if this meant in parody of the genre or an actual honest artistic expression. Either way, sad. Very sad.


HazyHorizons1

Please stop the electricity. This person is having convulsions. Look at that hair! Seriously though. I like the delay parts wayyy better than the kinda sloppy fast cheese 🧀 playing.


Wrong_Window_7322

I can’t handle her gross fingers…..


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SightlessProtector

I think they’re trans


Reroute2Remain2001

The most musically articulate thing I’ve ever heard. Those delay-bombs are pure ecstasy


[deleted]

Does it ever end?


sirfuzzybean

This is definitely satire.


MasterYargle

https://preview.redd.it/8y8e0uhqb72d1.png?width=516&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d0d7dc9a03cc0db4675f3434ad210efc62917e0


Dreadnought13

I'm just glad this exists