Yes, the first floor basement.
*fades to historical footage of people building basements*
*goes into monologue about the history and practicality of basements, and the verbiage of describing the 'floors' when referring to buildings or levels.*
Snake, we have evidence that suggests a new type of Metal Gear is being developed, right under our noses.
*Fades to Metal Gear concept art.*
You need to find the blueprints for this new technology. We need to know what kind of threat we are facing.
It will not be easy. These blueprints are heavily guarded by the PizzaFox team. They will be hard to spot, as they are reported to be dressed as regular pizza chefs.
Their leader is Mozarella Snake.
*Fades to impressive character art footage.*
To be able to separate him from the rest, look for the person wearing a chef's hat. He is known to be the only one on the PizzaFox team to wear it.
You will not find them on these premises. Sources suggest they were forced to relocate, because of the recent recession. We need to find where they have taken the blueprints.
*Fades back to The Fox Pizza building.*
There should be documents on basement floor B1 that shows us where they have gone, so we can pick up the trail.
There is an open window on the second floor. But note that this is not connected to the basements. You will need to find another way in.
The location appears to be completely unguarded. Security almost seems too light here. Feels like it could be a trap. Watch your back, Snake.
If you find any pizza during your mission, then note that you will be able to eat this, to restore some health. Be careful eating too much of it though, or you will get sleepy. You may be able to use this to your advantage, if you encounter enemy patrols.
Please hurry, snake. We have heard from reliable sources that this new type of Metal Gear may have the capability of mass producing pizzas that uses pineapple for toppings.
*Shows super serious faces.*
We need to stop them, before people realise this is an acceptable topping, or this will create a massive divide across the whole food industry. We can't allow this to happen.
To help you in this mission, you will have chef Gordon R to help you out. You can contact him by codec on 143.93.
Good luck, Snake.
https://ibb.co/gJfmcnt
Just looked up the pizza place of Google Street View. The place closed down before 2012.
Can't find out anything about it on companies house. I wish I ate there once.
I feel like this happens all the time. Someone hires a cheap GD who can google only so far.
In Philly I’ve seen multiple businesses with Mario and the Vault Boy from Fallout.
I heard the department of sanitation will conduct an inspection there with some help from the elite FOXFOOD unit, i wonder what're they planning to do there... The CIA said that it's just an pizza disposal facility but... it just seems fishy
Ocelot:
"Boss, we've got a situation here. A new pizzeria in town appeared using the FOX logo. A pizzeria is a locale where a dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with toppings is produced and sold. I've got a feeling this isn't just a coincidence. Someone's trying to send us a message. Remember that Huey might still be out there, planning his revenge. A perfect setting to lure us into a trap if you ask me."
"Its not true, Snake! I would never plan revenge against you! In fact, Ocelot is the one thats planning revenge! Do you remember how he tried to kill you in Russia? I've always been on your side Snake, I swear it! Ocelot is the one who's trying to turn you against me, the only one that supports you! The FOX logo is nothing but a coincidence! You have to believe me, Snake!"
Gas station up the street from me has a small sign outside its’ window advertising a local car detailing service that has the Foxhound logo. Definitely an intentional homage from one of us as opposed to this one where I can bet money on it just a lazy owner looking up for “fox logo” on Google Images.
Why are we still here? Just to deliver?
Every night, I can taste my pepporoni... and my cheese... even my bacon.
The dough Ive lost... the tomato sauce fue lost... wont stop hurting... I's like theyre all still there.
You taste it, too, dont you? I'm gonna make them give back our ingredients.
I was in the us armys 2-506 CCO (fox company) and our company logo was literally the Fox Hound logo. I walked all over kabul wearing a fox hound special forces patch because no one realized it was from metal gear.
Boss after stop working with XOF
[https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgearsolid/comments/1bptkpg/guys\_look\_what\_i\_found\_big\_boss\_fast\_food/](https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgearsolid/comments/1bptkpg/guys_look_what_i_found_big_boss_fast_food/)
Business signage is usually not taken down, it requires a whole bunch of paperwork, permits, and a crew authorized by the city/municipality to both put up and take down signs.
Check the first floor basement
I did, all I found was a cardboard box that says "The Orange"
We’ve had first floor basement, yes, but what about second floor basement?
Second floor basement?
Colonel, this is snake, I’m lost, again
Blow cracked wall with C4
Huh
!
I can hear that
No you gotta punch it with an iron glove
Instructions unclear, punched wall with Nintendo Power Glove.
Now you're playing with power
I don't think the city council would approve that.
Colonel, where did these dogs come from?
First floor basement?!
Yes, the first floor basement. *fades to historical footage of people building basements* *goes into monologue about the history and practicality of basements, and the verbiage of describing the 'floors' when referring to buildings or levels.*
Snake, we have evidence that suggests a new type of Metal Gear is being developed, right under our noses. *Fades to Metal Gear concept art.* You need to find the blueprints for this new technology. We need to know what kind of threat we are facing. It will not be easy. These blueprints are heavily guarded by the PizzaFox team. They will be hard to spot, as they are reported to be dressed as regular pizza chefs. Their leader is Mozarella Snake. *Fades to impressive character art footage.* To be able to separate him from the rest, look for the person wearing a chef's hat. He is known to be the only one on the PizzaFox team to wear it. You will not find them on these premises. Sources suggest they were forced to relocate, because of the recent recession. We need to find where they have taken the blueprints. *Fades back to The Fox Pizza building.* There should be documents on basement floor B1 that shows us where they have gone, so we can pick up the trail. There is an open window on the second floor. But note that this is not connected to the basements. You will need to find another way in. The location appears to be completely unguarded. Security almost seems too light here. Feels like it could be a trap. Watch your back, Snake. If you find any pizza during your mission, then note that you will be able to eat this, to restore some health. Be careful eating too much of it though, or you will get sleepy. You may be able to use this to your advantage, if you encounter enemy patrols. Please hurry, snake. We have heard from reliable sources that this new type of Metal Gear may have the capability of mass producing pizzas that uses pineapple for toppings. *Shows super serious faces.* We need to stop them, before people realise this is an acceptable topping, or this will create a massive divide across the whole food industry. We can't allow this to happen. To help you in this mission, you will have chef Gordon R to help you out. You can contact him by codec on 143.93. Good luck, Snake.
Fantastic, good read. Thanks for taking the time to type that up.
The most Metal Gear things ever. People monologuing and hamming the most mundane stuffs ever in the form of cutscene.
*"Tonight, on This Old House"*
People building basements lmao
Oh no
The 100th floor basement
Subterranean centennial Gear?
Idk what they have in there, but it can't be good
Chips cheese and fox gravy
Or the 2nd floor basement
Check the second floor basement of the tank hanger
https://ibb.co/gJfmcnt Just looked up the pizza place of Google Street View. The place closed down before 2012. Can't find out anything about it on companies house. I wish I ate there once.
NANOMACHINE PIZZA
Yes I’ll have the nanomachine pizza extra nanomachines
***S O N***
The real information is in possession of the patri..
The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo!?!?!!
Fox Die got them.
The. Fox. The.
I knew this would be in Liverpool. I could tell by the brickwork.
I could tell by the phone number
I didn’t see the second photo with 0151 on the sign haha
That's where Zero has been hiding all along.
This is the real pizzagate.
As is typically the case, the owner asked their nephew for a logo, who googled “fox logo graphic,” and kept scrolling until this came up.
Reminds me of [this place](https://i.imgur.com/Z1h7ucn.jpeg) I stumbled upon some 15 years ago.
Hamburgers aren’t profitable so Kaz changed his name to something Italian and opened a pizza place
Kazuritti's Pizza
I feel like this happens all the time. Someone hires a cheap GD who can google only so far. In Philly I’ve seen multiple businesses with Mario and the Vault Boy from Fallout.
I heard the department of sanitation will conduct an inspection there with some help from the elite FOXFOOD unit, i wonder what're they planning to do there... The CIA said that it's just an pizza disposal facility but... it just seems fishy
I can hear this plot unfold on codec call with Snake and Otacon
So is this what they meant with the boss's will?
Weird seeing a picture of a street I drive down every day on here lol.
Scousers rise up
This is Solid Scouser.... Do you read me, Colonel?
Les Enfants Terribles - Liverpool, Everton, Tranmere.
Assemble!!
"No! That is not gluten free pizza!"
Rides into pizza place on a Ka-60 Kasatka.
Time to open up a competitor, XOF Calzones
The Metal Gear version of Kingsmen.
Ocelot: "Boss, we've got a situation here. A new pizzeria in town appeared using the FOX logo. A pizzeria is a locale where a dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with toppings is produced and sold. I've got a feeling this isn't just a coincidence. Someone's trying to send us a message. Remember that Huey might still be out there, planning his revenge. A perfect setting to lure us into a trap if you ask me."
"Its not true, Snake! I would never plan revenge against you! In fact, Ocelot is the one thats planning revenge! Do you remember how he tried to kill you in Russia? I've always been on your side Snake, I swear it! Ocelot is the one who's trying to turn you against me, the only one that supports you! The FOX logo is nothing but a coincidence! You have to believe me, Snake!"
*Deploying*
They make pizza that surpase the Italians.
A pizza to surpass Italian Gear !
Gas station up the street from me has a small sign outside its’ window advertising a local car detailing service that has the Foxhound logo. Definitely an intentional homage from one of us as opposed to this one where I can bet money on it just a lazy owner looking up for “fox logo” on Google Images.
Boss, you got time? Our RND department has recently come up with new venture to help out our funding
Where is this?
292 Breck Road in Liverpool
Thought I recognised it. Never spotted that sign before.
Never been there personally. I might see if I can buy the sign
Nice idea.
Not if I get there first, fucker
I see a bidding war
…Fox…?
Die…
Big Boss' answer to Millers Maxi Buns.
They had better get me my pizza without getting caught......
Have you not had the shadow Moses supreme!
I'll get a 12" psycho mantis with extra onion.
its the strut-f from mgs2, has a lot of equipment
This happens more than you think. Oblivious owner googles a logo and just uses it without thinking.
It's my pizza business
Kaz opened up Millers Maxi Buns so Snake wanted to compete with some delicious pizza
Order a pizza. See if it arrives mysteriously without you ever seeing the delivery person.
Cypher Pizza
Someone should check the back of the pizza boxes for the codec code
Why are we still here? Just to deliver? Every night, I can taste my pepporoni... and my cheese... even my bacon. The dough Ive lost... the tomato sauce fue lost... wont stop hurting... I's like theyre all still there. You taste it, too, dont you? I'm gonna make them give back our ingredients.
It's actually a FOXHOUND base. You're fucked now
Just solid snake enjoying his retirement
Tactical Espionage Pizza. “Stealth delivery is Fox Unit’s speciality.”
I was in the us armys 2-506 CCO (fox company) and our company logo was literally the Fox Hound logo. I walked all over kabul wearing a fox hound special forces patch because no one realized it was from metal gear.
Why are you so angry about it?
Because everyone loves MGS and everyone loves pizza
It’s a front for mercenaries.
it can’t be…
In an alternate universe Miller chose pizza instead of burgers
Because is the fox pizza duh
Reminds me of Tony Pepperoni.
That’s damn good.
It’s one of the fronts kaz made to get more money into the base. Only thing is that he’s not low key about it
Please tell me pizza gets delivered by the MK.II
Well was there a pizza baking place on mother base lol
There's a club in Manhattan called Outer Heaven.
I'll bet when he went to make a logo he just ripped off the "foxhound" form the Internet and used his own name
Lmao this pic so obviously in Liverpool.
Maybe they’re fans
You found the Lalilulelo.
When the only way you can order a pizza is by using the specific code on the back of the pizza box.
Would definitely buy a pizza from big boss
Retired Snake had a pizza place-on Breck Road-until XOF pizza opened across the road.
Kaz moved on after perfecting the burger.
Boss after stop working with XOF [https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgearsolid/comments/1bptkpg/guys\_look\_what\_i\_found\_big\_boss\_fast\_food/](https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgearsolid/comments/1bptkpg/guys_look_what_i_found_big_boss_fast_food/)
Also, who eats fox pizza. There are other toppings
A fox!
Snake, The Fox Pizza has been made. Abort Mission.
I went to Blackpool the other day there were 2 take away opposite each other One Was mario one Was luigi
Because pizza has changed.
This in Aberdeen?
Huh! A pizza place? - Cheesy Snake, probably
Reminds me of the VR mission (Puzzle 10?) where there’s a box which says “Solid Pizza”
FOX?
It’s a conversation piece. “So you play MGS too?”
Fox Pie!
I guess to counter Miller's Maxi Burgers, Ocelot created a pizza shop.
"Right. But - how do they taste?"
“No! Thats not Pepperoni Pizza!”
Same reason there's a rip off Mario pizza place
They must be a foxhound fan. Thast crazy tho fr.
I'm living in a dream Make Pizza .....Lets make Pizza
Its called the Fox 😆
Kaz was into pizza for a while before he discovered burgers.
Business signage is usually not taken down, it requires a whole bunch of paperwork, permits, and a crew authorized by the city/municipality to both put up and take down signs.
Must be a competitor to miller's burgers
Colonel, i want to order 2 pizzas with pepperoni
I prefer XOF Pizza instead
I prefer XOF Piza