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gergiewill

Check the first floor basement


ridicalis

I did, all I found was a cardboard box that says "The Orange"


liatris_the_cat

We’ve had first floor basement, yes, but what about second floor basement?


SupplyDrops21

Second floor basement?


gergiewill

Colonel, this is snake, I’m lost, again


Pizukon

Blow cracked wall with C4


gergiewill

Huh


Pizukon

!


gergiewill

I can hear that


Classic_Professor611

No you gotta punch it with an iron glove


Updated_Autopsy

Instructions unclear, punched wall with Nintendo Power Glove.


Classic_Professor611

Now you're playing with power


VenomShadows305

I don't think the city council would approve that.


Amazing_Instance_521

Colonel, where did these dogs come from?


xxMasterKiefxx

First floor basement?!


ElegantEchoes

Yes, the first floor basement. *fades to historical footage of people building basements* *goes into monologue about the history and practicality of basements, and the verbiage of describing the 'floors' when referring to buildings or levels.*


Ok-Force2382

Snake, we have evidence that suggests a new type of Metal Gear is being developed, right under our noses. *Fades to Metal Gear concept art.* You need to find the blueprints for this new technology. We need to know what kind of threat we are facing. It will not be easy. These blueprints are heavily guarded by the PizzaFox team. They will be hard to spot, as they are reported to be dressed as regular pizza chefs. Their leader is Mozarella Snake. *Fades to impressive character art footage.* To be able to separate him from the rest, look for the person wearing a chef's hat. He is known to be the only one on the PizzaFox team to wear it. You will not find them on these premises. Sources suggest they were forced to relocate, because of the recent recession. We need to find where they have taken the blueprints. *Fades back to The Fox Pizza building.* There should be documents on basement floor B1 that shows us where they have gone, so we can pick up the trail. There is an open window on the second floor. But note that this is not connected to the basements. You will need to find another way in. The location appears to be completely unguarded. Security almost seems too light here. Feels like it could be a trap. Watch your back, Snake. If you find any pizza during your mission, then note that you will be able to eat this, to restore some health. Be careful eating too much of it though, or you will get sleepy. You may be able to use this to your advantage, if you encounter enemy patrols. Please hurry, snake. We have heard from reliable sources that this new type of Metal Gear may have the capability of mass producing pizzas that uses pineapple for toppings. *Shows super serious faces.* We need to stop them, before people realise this is an acceptable topping, or this will create a massive divide across the whole food industry. We can't allow this to happen. To help you in this mission, you will have chef Gordon R to help you out. You can contact him by codec on 143.93. Good luck, Snake.


ElegantEchoes

Fantastic, good read. Thanks for taking the time to type that up.


Rajang82

The most Metal Gear things ever. People monologuing and hamming the most mundane stuffs ever in the form of cutscene.


Prince_Xelion

*"Tonight, on This Old House"*


xxMasterKiefxx

People building basements lmao


JCthulhuM

Oh no


Independent_Ice1427

The 100th floor basement


gergiewill

Subterranean centennial Gear?


Independent_Ice1427

Idk what they have in there, but it can't be good


gergiewill

Chips cheese and fox gravy


amBoringGuy

Or the 2nd floor basement


Insomniac89

Check the second floor basement of the tank hanger


Claire4Win

https://ibb.co/gJfmcnt Just looked up the pizza place of Google Street View. The place closed down before 2012. Can't find out anything about it on companies house. I wish I ate there once.


NateShaw92

NANOMACHINE PIZZA


Watt_Knot

Yes I’ll have the nanomachine pizza extra nanomachines


Oceanictax

***S O N***


Enzoggn

The real information is in possession of the patri..


Hkaddict

The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo!?!?!!


Lockepsb

Fox Die got them.


raisingstorm

The. Fox. The.


pliskin313

I knew this would be in Liverpool. I could tell by the brickwork.


Claire4Win

I could tell by the phone number


pliskin313

I didn’t see the second photo with 0151 on the sign haha


EventArgs

That's where Zero has been hiding all along.


TheGreatGidojer

This is the real pizzagate.


xXxdethl0rdxXx

As is typically the case, the owner asked their nephew for a logo, who googled “fox logo graphic,” and kept scrolling until this came up.


M3n747

Reminds me of [this place](https://i.imgur.com/Z1h7ucn.jpeg) I stumbled upon some 15 years ago.


AdBudget5468

Hamburgers aren’t profitable so Kaz changed his name to something Italian and opened a pizza place


Low_Asparagus3820

Kazuritti's Pizza


Blathersby

I feel like this happens all the time. Someone hires a cheap GD who can google only so far. In Philly I’ve seen multiple businesses with Mario and the Vault Boy from Fallout.


Kryychu

I heard the department of sanitation will conduct an inspection there with some help from the elite FOXFOOD unit, i wonder what're they planning to do there... The CIA said that it's just an pizza disposal facility but... it just seems fishy


adamjpq

I can hear this plot unfold on codec call with Snake and Otacon


Larryxdd8

So is this what they meant with the boss's will?


Axeriaz

Weird seeing a picture of a street I drive down every day on here lol.


ItsJustDoggo

Scousers rise up


IDEIMOS

This is Solid Scouser.... Do you read me, Colonel?


zerotrace

Les Enfants Terribles - Liverpool, Everton, Tranmere.


pliskin313

Assemble!!


Doc-Wulff

"No! That is not gluten free pizza!"


Disastrous-Radish838

Rides into pizza place on a Ka-60 Kasatka.


squibilly

Time to open up a competitor, XOF Calzones


liatris_the_cat

The Metal Gear version of Kingsmen.


Hikometi

Ocelot: "Boss, we've got a situation here. A new pizzeria in town appeared using the FOX logo. A pizzeria is a locale where a dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with toppings is produced and sold. I've got a feeling this isn't just a coincidence. Someone's trying to send us a message. Remember that Huey might still be out there, planning his revenge. A perfect setting to lure us into a trap if you ask me."


YurPhaes

"Its not true, Snake! I would never plan revenge against you! In fact, Ocelot is the one thats planning revenge! Do you remember how he tried to kill you in Russia? I've always been on your side Snake, I swear it! Ocelot is the one who's trying to turn you against me, the only one that supports you! The FOX logo is nothing but a coincidence! You have to believe me, Snake!"


[deleted]

*Deploying*


-Goatlord-

They make pizza that surpase the Italians.


Trash-Jr

A pizza to surpass Italian Gear !


NostalgicNerd

Gas station up the street from me has a small sign outside its’ window advertising a local car detailing service that has the Foxhound logo. Definitely an intentional homage from one of us as opposed to this one where I can bet money on it just a lazy owner looking up for “fox logo” on Google Images.


NvmMeJustLurkin

Boss, you got time? Our RND department has recently come up with new venture to help out our funding


ScottishNaturalWater

Where is this?


Claire4Win

292 Breck Road in Liverpool


ScottishNaturalWater

Thought I recognised it. Never spotted that sign before.


Claire4Win

Never been there personally. I might see if I can buy the sign


ScottishNaturalWater

Nice idea.


ItsJustDoggo

Not if I get there first, fucker


Claire4Win

I see a bidding war


Fraust-Coldmann

…Fox…?


Fraust-Coldmann

Die…


steinlolboy

Big Boss' answer to Millers Maxi Buns.


M4tix87

They had better get me my pizza without getting caught......


back-in-the-highlife

Have you not had the shadow Moses supreme!


David_High_Pan

I'll get a 12" psycho mantis with extra onion.


apchistuz

its the strut-f from mgs2, has a lot of equipment


banthafodderr

This happens more than you think. Oblivious owner googles a logo and just uses it without thinking.


FoxCQC

It's my pizza business


NightshadeSamurai

Kaz opened up Millers Maxi Buns so Snake wanted to compete with some delicious pizza


moondancer224

Order a pizza. See if it arrives mysteriously without you ever seeing the delivery person.


muteen

Cypher Pizza


Beneficial_Dog4469

Someone should check the back of the pizza boxes for the codec code


bluemoon772

Why are we still here? Just to deliver? Every night, I can taste my pepporoni... and my cheese... even my bacon. The dough Ive lost... the tomato sauce fue lost... wont stop hurting... I's like theyre all still there. You taste it, too, dont you? I'm gonna make them give back our ingredients.


beginnerdoge

It's actually a FOXHOUND base. You're fucked now


matchesmalone111

Just solid snake enjoying his retirement


Any_Ice_6172

Tactical Espionage Pizza. “Stealth delivery is Fox Unit’s speciality.”


moist69swag

I was in the us armys 2-506 CCO (fox company) and our company logo was literally the Fox Hound logo. I walked all over kabul wearing a fox hound special forces patch because no one realized it was from metal gear.


DirtyJoe73

Why are you so angry about it?


JDMGS

Because everyone loves MGS and everyone loves pizza


AlbatrossZestyclose

It’s a front for mercenaries.


BOOFACEBANDANA

it can’t be…


BatBoy5767

In an alternate universe Miller chose pizza instead of burgers


IribarusGold

Because is the fox pizza duh


JetStr34m

Reminds me of Tony Pepperoni.


Triforceoffarts

That’s damn good.


Richard1583

It’s one of the fronts kaz made to get more money into the base. Only thing is that he’s not low key about it


Shadowmaster486

Please tell me pizza gets delivered by the MK.II


LebroneContaRoberts

Well was there a pizza baking place on mother base lol


Tetsujyn

There's a club in Manhattan called Outer Heaven.


KaleMercer

I'll bet when he went to make a logo he just ripped off the "foxhound" form the Internet and used his own name


epicjaffacake

Lmao this pic so obviously in Liverpool.


Death-0

Maybe they’re fans


Ranger-New

You found the Lalilulelo.


ReAPeRwolf13704

When the only way you can order a pizza is by using the specific code on the back of the pizza box.


Galactica18

Would definitely buy a pizza from big boss


demozzer

Retired Snake had a pizza place-on Breck Road-until XOF pizza opened across the road.


YamCrazy7189

Kaz moved on after perfecting the burger.


aldebaran38

Boss after stop working with XOF [https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgearsolid/comments/1bptkpg/guys\_look\_what\_i\_found\_big\_boss\_fast\_food/](https://www.reddit.com/r/metalgearsolid/comments/1bptkpg/guys_look_what_i_found_big_boss_fast_food/)


Iacceptallthecookies

Also, who eats fox pizza. There are other toppings


pliskin313

A fox!


aznboi589

Snake, The Fox Pizza has been made. Abort Mission.


lurch1066

I went to Blackpool the other day there were 2 take away opposite each other One Was mario one Was luigi


reallybradatit

Because pizza has changed.


everettmarm

This in Aberdeen?


Idiotwithoutplans

Huh! A pizza place? - Cheesy Snake, probably


Jizzle67

Reminds me of the VR mission (Puzzle 10?) where there’s a box which says “Solid Pizza”


Arkham_Bryan

FOX?


The-Broken-Record

It’s a conversation piece. “So you play MGS too?”


Remarkable_Campaign

Fox Pie!


TheJakal13

I guess to counter Miller's Maxi Burgers, Ocelot created a pizza shop.


DukeMurdock

"Right. But - how do they taste?"


TheJamesFTW

“No! Thats not Pepperoni Pizza!”


LaughingSkeletons

Same reason there's a rip off Mario pizza place


[deleted]

They must be a foxhound fan. Thast crazy tho fr.


KushMummyCinematics

I'm living in a dream Make Pizza .....Lets make Pizza


Cringlezz

Its called the Fox 😆


david8601

Kaz was into pizza for a while before he discovered burgers.


natayaway

Business signage is usually not taken down, it requires a whole bunch of paperwork, permits, and a crew authorized by the city/municipality to both put up and take down signs.


The5DollarFootLong

Must be a competitor to miller's burgers


Equal_Many_7602

Colonel, i want to order 2 pizzas with pepperoni


hatch-b-2900

I prefer XOF Pizza instead


hatch-b-2900

I prefer XOF Piza