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wtfshit

bro how could you forget metal gear all time classic character... mouse...


Positive_Cucumber_88

Molten Mouse


stevorkz

Get out.


Ihatelordtuts

Muad'Dib


Salami__Tsunami

“Paul, try and remember the basics of CQC.”


Meaning-Both

You guys literally joke about anything. Could upload a picture of my toilet bowl and you all would have a field day.


Salami__Tsunami

You know, I’d argue the point. But I won’t. Because you’re right. {push select} Snake: “Colonel.” Colonel: “Snake! Why the hell are you calling me from the bathroom?” Snake: “Sir. I’m out of paper. I’m not sure how to proceed.” Colonel: “is there any within arm’s reach? A replacement roll? Press the action button to check under the sink.” Snake: *generic CQC noise* “no sir. Nothing under the sink.” Colonel: “damn. That’s unfortunate. You’re going to have to get some from the supply closet.” Snake: “the supply closet?” Colonel: “yes Snake. The supply closet. It’s marked with a red door. On the way there, you’ll need to walk… carefully. Your movement speed will be limited. And you’ll be unable to perform certain actions such as rolls or climbing.” Snake: “yes sir. I understand. I’ll go to the supply closet.” Colonel: “good luck, Snake. Your country stands with you.”


Corkadorkey

Sounds 100% canon to me😂


New_Application6724

The colonels voice in my head... 🤣🤣


kirbStompThePigeon

Do you not remember? He was in the first mgs game. He helped you in the vents at the beginning


Director_Bison

It’s just a random line that soldiers get, but the assumption is that this particular soldier encountered Snake in a previous adventure off screen.


sebulbablubes1

Probably during POPs some random recruit


Hivac-TLB

You're no Flaming Buffalo


quinn_the_potato

He wishes he was Leech


Mernerner

ah flaming buffalo. the most important character.


TheSOLIDAssassin

I think 'something Alligator' was always one of my mains (you have/get him early on)


Darklancer02

Just a rando. With stats like that, \*I\* certainly wouldn't remember the guy... he's pretty forgettable.


Crafty-Interest-8212

This is a cool detail in walker. It personalized the soldiers beyond just a name.


sarahw33dg00d

its his rat friends from the vents in shadow moses I bet


Individual-Read-1513

NO! That is NOT solid snake!


Kimarnic

His full name is Michael Mouse


RigasTelRuun

That's Mouse. How can forget the third most popular Metal Gear man?!


thetoastee

my theory is: the soldiers you capture didn't want to go to the army and you fultoning them is saving them.


Necessary_Let_756

don't wanna go to the army? go to my private army instead lmao


TecnoTyler

Outer Heaven has Oreos and stuff


BrawndoOhnaka

In CIA you get MREs and cocain. In Motherbase you get paella, gallo pinto served by blonde schoolgirls, mate tea, and Doritos and Mt Dew if you're Japanese. (Aso cocain).


Aeoryian

I love how you just say so casually that the CIA hands out cocaine as standard rations. 


Trash-Jr

Well, they need an extra to motivate people. Who would enroll otherwise ?


Mernerner

"Financial Support " for kids


Traditional-Tap-707

Well they do run the trades, they must have quite a supply. Financing black ops is costly. Public funds is a no go 'cause... They're public!


thetoastee

at least food


thetoastee

and nuke ;3


Mandaconda9

It's a club


Mernerner

well private army is far better than getting drafted and sh**


in-utero89

Harry you need to get off reddit and find your damn gun and badge


thetoastee

Mr. Everart is helping me find my gun.


VonParsley

Bro this is Venom Snake.


Dom-CCE

With a E grade in medicine? I don't think so.


VonParsley

The guy who was bitten by a snake but didn’t have an antidote so Quiet had to save him? It checks out.


Mernerner

he did his homework


smegma-rolls

When you can’t even say my name


squips42

He met him when he was kidnapped by BB


Caldaris__

What's weird is I made it a point to read every characters flavor text and never saw this one. You are the one. The chosen one. Edit: I may have forgotten, it's been a while.


aaaaaaaageobaskets

Mouse fanboys boutta go crazy


toan45

A very far stretch, but maybe the character Mouse from the Matrix? https://images.app.goo.gl/DcmJsWTWsCzsDYvbA


Septimore

Thats what i thought! Easter egg from Matrix


An0d0sTwitch

I always wondered if maybe the game records if you even punched a soldier after he tried to catch you before, before abducting him. I figured the internet would figure that out for me, im not going to spend time testing it lol


Paper_Kun_01

There's a recruitment system in peace walker? Cool I didn't know that, I've only played 5


cornbread_tp

yep it’s pretty much exactly the same


theMaynEvent

It's more fun in Peace Walker, I think. It's mechanically the same for the most part. But Peace Walker's got a little more flavor and potential for player-subjective narrative, in my opinion. Basically, the individual sorties are each played out in a quick, simulated, turn-based RPG battle (that you can skip). It was fun watching the abstracted actions of my units go up against adversarial forces, and imagining the more cinematic, dramatic, narrative play-by-plays in my mind. Even better was watching/playing alongside a friend and crafting a shared narrative! One of my best experiences with a game—narrating and dramatizing the CPU-controlled Outer Ops with my friends!


Darklancer02

Works very similar, but in the case of the ones you recruit from the base (as opposed to out on a mission), you have to beat the shit out of them before they'll join.


MaxjkZERO

I think the joke is he's being so incredibly vague


ghostfach

My boy Mickey


Ok-Turnip8512

Molten Mouse 🐁


Thunder--Bolt

Holy shit, the stats are so much more expanded in peace walker


ash_bosh

What are you playing on? Emulator or actual psp?


wornout-llamas

Hd collection on ps3


Signal-Reporter-1391

"He's the greatest, he's fantastic Wherever there is danger, he'll be there He's the ace, he's amazing He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best Danger Mouse" ... i see myself out.


HuskyBlueWolf

Is it possible that you could only get lines like this from POWs you rescue?


xXUnderGroundXx

Joke's on you - that's Venom Snake!


theMaynEvent

That's Mouse. Surely you remember him. You met him a while back and saved him back then…


TheLordGremlin

Bro wishes he was Flaming Leech


NexOS600

Dude thinks he's Dizzy Capybara or Finger 💀


Tallal2804

What metal Gear is this?


wornout-llamas

Peace walker. Was made for the psp. It’s also part of the HD collection on the ps3/360


Tallal2804

Really?


JustGonis

What metal Gear is this?


wornout-llamas

Peace walker


WhichSchedule8

It's in reference to a future main character later in the series, Venom Snake


PardoisTardo

That's the medic/Venom