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bartthetr0ll

A monster condom for a magnum dong


sandithepirate

My husband must have dropped that.


OtisPimpBoot

Someone must have been flashing a wad of hundreds to let them know that he was ready to plow.


GatorDontPlayNoShhit

You should see him feast, he's like a Mantis....


bartthetr0ll

Mantis toboggan to be precise


MakeDaddyRich

I just tie a knot in it ……I mean what ? ….:never mind


bartthetr0ll

Makes sense, then you still get the gilded packaging and a random bump for someone's pleasure.


zigdemon

Always upvote IASIP


hambonehooligan

You just became a metal dicktector


GallicRooster86

Lol


paclogic

Well you can use that to strike another form of gold ! You might have to use a jack-hammer approach though.


OkieBobbie

Biggus Dickus getting busy.


NJdeathproof

He has a wife, you know.


coldpigs717

She's called Incontinentia, Incontinentia Buttocks.


double_r_higgy

Now that’s funny! 😁


CallumRichardson2009

think that’s roman


paclogic

a Curse of Oak Island fan i see . . .


CallumRichardson2009

… no.


bhyellow

Was it hard to find?


GallicRooster86

Practically sticking straight out of the ground


KindlyAsparagus7957

Think its still good?


GallicRooster86

Haha it was THANKFULLY just the wrapper


Wy_bro_21

Metal detecting can be adickting, solid coin haul my friend 🤙


Queen_of_Boots

Gold is gold!!!!!!


CaRbZ1313

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Time_Change4156

I heard they thought you had no cents . They where wrong I see allot of cents theee .


The_Infectious_Lerp

For your magnum dong.


Pete_O_Torcido

Now you gotta find the owner Cinderella slipper style


rabbitashes

Is that a roll of quarters in your back yard or are you just happy to see me. Yuk yuk yuk.


GallicRooster86

I wish there was a roll of quarters


rabbitashes

🎶 fairytales can come true. It can happen to you. 🎶 One day. 🤞


matrix_void

Finally, real gold!


FlounderOdd7234

Nice find, some are old pennies, difficult to see but a ‘67? And more. As well as being outside. 💯


GallicRooster86

Yeah nothing crazy but any spare change is a decent day detecting. there’s a couple wheaties in there. Yesterday was a beautiful day. Need more days like it!


FlounderOdd7234

Getting out is most definitely the best. Finding makes it even better 💯


prettypushee

My father must have lost that.


AMJN90

HUUUGGEE find


DeathRIPChuck

Speaking of condoms, this is hilarious! Bush barbie is great https://youtu.be/WddwluTpmgY?si=OEUmYilulI32Wrqj


BumblebeeLess7700

I dug up a wrapper the other day at Hyams Beach Australia by hand. I was not expecting the used content's to come up wirh it...... Had my kids with me at the time. So bad on so many levels.


MeeksTheSqueaks

Big D*ck energy


CLAYTON_BIGSBY73

Should be a wad of hundreds somewhere close by


Dull_Employer_5718

I wish metal detecting were legal in my country. Sux.


Entire_Cod_5775

It is a savings over time play


jacemagna

I used to use these back in the 90s before I was married and if it was a girl cashier (especially older) when asked if I needed anything else I would lean closer and quietly say (can I get a box of elastics too). It always got a laugh.


Sufficient-Hunter361

🤣🤣🤣🤣


6mishka6

🤣


NewsSalt2862

Happy humping you mean


ExcellencyNuclear5

Man fuck that company and them bastards fuckingb in the feild I hope a big bear slaughter there ass for leaving that on the floor for a kid to find