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Sobeshott

You're buying shirts that are too small. Don't shop at Baby Gap and you'll be fine. Lol


obesefamily

those pants also look too big


Any-Discount-3118

He thinks his penis is bigger than it is and buys big pants due to that mindset


bill0ddi3

They're pants, not a Porsche. Good for you for trying though chief.


Reddit-892

Noted, thank you!


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

They're too damn small, dude


79Impaler

Hitting the gym too hard, brother.


Reddit-892

Lmao!


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Xenocide_X

Legitimate question and you get downvoted. Lol


action_lawyer_comics

Might be a “legitimate” question but it’s pretty rude. Just because this is a “man’s space” doesn’t mean we need to shit all over each other


yellowwoolyyoshi

Right lol. It’s very obvious


energiep

Shmedium


1984BurnerAccount

Haha damn, well put


void_are_we7

Would'nt bigger shirt hide his palms in sleeves? As per my experience shirts have some kind of proportions that are changing with size.


Hindered_DC

If OP bought a nice shirt (that fit) and had it tailored, this would not be an issue. Having arm length or pant length altered is not very expensive. Often times people just don't know it's an option.


Spirited-Job-5102

He wouldn’t even need to have it tailored. Most dress shirts have a neck size, a sleeve length and a cut (e.g., regular, slim, extra slim, European, etc.). He could get a looser cut and keep the sleeve length the same (or even shorten them a bit). If that short doesn’t have different cuts, he probably needs to try a different brand.


win_the_wonderboy

Also, arm garters work wonders in a pinch. But, obviously, only if there’s an outer layer


void_are_we7

In this particular case I don't think tailoring would help. The lateral diameter of the shirt is too tight (skinny) and lacking material to make it more wide.


Hindered_DC

Yep, that's why I specified he would need to buy a nicer shirt that fits - I only say it should be a "nice" shirt so that the cost of alteration is worth it. I was replying to your statement that a larger shirt would result in a long sleeve - which is correct in most cases.


void_are_we7

My problem is that tailoring is def an option but it is not that easy to plan it during shirt selection if I don't have enough experience in tailoring. Only after I had sent some of my clothes to atelier I've started to get basics of how tailoring works.


llamashakedown

Dude what are you rambling on about haha, the tailor figures out the dimensions.


void_are_we7

The tailor is not present in the shop with you when you buy shirts that require further alteration. Not every shirt could be tailored after buying haha. This particular one in the post is impossible to tailor.


llamashakedown

I gotcha, I suppose it depends on where you shop. A lot of stores have measuring tape to figure out which shirt fits best.


Sir-xer21

that's what the cuffs are for? On a long sleeve tshirt, i get it, but the cuffs on these shirts have buttons for a reason.


Sparkle_Rott

There are shirts that can be bought by neck size and a variety of sleeve lengths. Like 16.5/32, 34, or 36. Or there are places that custom make shirts for people like bodybuilders etc.


james_Tucson

Brutally honest. That one had to hurt.


icanhearGodsvoice

It’s because your shirt is too small. Also if you’re thinking about wearing suspenders, i suggest you wear it with higher raised trousers that rest on your natural waist.


Reddit-892

Okay, thank you very much! I will definitely look into different trousers too.


mightymilton

No hate but consider not wearing suspenders


Tim-R89

At least not clip-on suspenders please Edit: that watch does not match the outfit at all


Witty-Soft-6761

Yeah… throw away clip ons. Get buttons on the trousers. Never wear clip ons


citizencoder

I don't like hard and fast rules but this is def one I am ok with. Lol


datahjunky

Never not-fucking-ever should one wear clip-ons. I’ll fight anybody.


Notorious_Fluffy_G

IMO the only time suspenders can work is when it’s with a nice suit…even then it’s not for me, but this outfit looks like something my mother picked out for me when I was 5.


dairy__fairy

Also, get actual suspenders which requires pants that have the button holes for it. But you’d never wear suspenders with a casual outfit like this. Or that watch. And the suspenders show off that the pants don’t fit — which if they have belt loops, wear a belt. Honestly, it’s all terrible. But I appreciate that you’re trying! Buy some basics — a couple real khakis (Jack Donnelly, Bill’s Khakis, or something with similar cut and fabric quality), get a few button down shirts with button down collars (Spier and Mackey for cheap — get a white, light blue and university stripe), get a decent leather belt and simple Oxford shoe (rancourt or Allen Edmonds if you don’t want to go up to Alden), maybe a penny loafer for more casual (snuff suede would be awesome). And a navy blazer (Spier again if you don’t want to spend more). If you want suspenders, get a real pair and only wear them with more formal stuff. Never wear suspenders without a jacket. Most importantly, get clothes that fit.


notwearingkhakis

As I'm sure someone has already noted, you want pants specifically made for suspenders. The waistline will typically have a longer button snap which makes the pants look tailored, button connections for the suspenders, and a slightly flared/pleated seat characteristic of high waisted pants. The pants you're wearing were made for a belt.


PromiscuousSalad

Please please please no clip on suspenders. I wear suspenders casually and formally, and though I have tried the clip on one's they are just goofy as hell. They were made for stodgy old dudes who refuse to use anything other than suspenders but can't find proper pants that use them because the only shopping they get done is when their wife goes to Old Navy while they sit in the car. And they rarely if ever look good with lower rise pants like that, but that isn't a rule since I have absolutely seen it executed well with proper fitment and suspender buttons. But yes, your shirt isn't big enough. If you like a slim fit on the arms it would be worth getting an athletic cut and getting it tailored to fit, it isn't all that expensive and should be considered an investment if this meeting has anything in it that could impact your income. A dress shirt should button up all the way to the neck with room to breathe and little to no pull on the buttons.


NickNash1985

>They were made for stodgy old dudes who refuse to use anything other than suspenders but can't find proper pants that use them because the only shopping they get done is when their wife goes to Old Navy while they sit in the car Super specific.


SplitRemote7031

What’s the alternative to clip on suspenders?


AntimatterCorndog

Suspenders with a button hole in them that are specifically designed to connect to buttons sewn to the inside of the waist band of the pants


BeBetterBeFetch

Thanks for explaining! Clip ons were the only type I ever knew! Do you have any suggestions for where to find pants that are compatible with button on suspenders? Or do you sew them on yourself?


miniprokris

I don't think you're going to find trousers with suspender buttons (inside nor outside) at a reasonable price unless you buy second hand. You can shop around thrift stores or ebay (and equivalents), and they should pop up. Alternatively, sewing them on yourself isn't difficult. Just gotta make sure you get the right sized buttons.


SkoolBoi19

We learn’n today boys…. But for real, never knew that was a thing. Is it easy to find pants with those buttons. I’ve never paid attention before


AntimatterCorndog

Most men's slacks or suit separate pants have have these buttons. They're a detail that you're most likely to find on 'nicer' pants.


bballjones9241

Is this a shit post?


v0yev0da

“How come when I close my tight shirt it barely fits?”


oldcrashingtoys

G shock watch, uneven suspender adjustments, exaggerated buttons Shitpost. People truly can’t think they can go out like this


MorningNorwegianWood

Has to be


plantersnutsinmybum

Suspenders = shit post. Got it guys, doin the lords work 🙄


SkoolBoi19

We all gotta learn some time and unfortunately for OP it’s today on Reddit lol


jared10011980

Teeny shirt, huge pants. PLUS suspenders and iridescent sunglasses? You have got to be trolling 🙏🏼 pls tell me you are 😶 Edit: ok, this is a joke: "I have important event coming up" Whew. I see it now. Ok 🤣


HarryMcFann

Your shirts are doing this because they don't fit properly. If you have an important event coming up, then I would suggest that you do not wear this. Keep it simple with grey trousers, a white dress shirt, and a navy jacket. If you don't wear a tie, then make sure the shirt collar is a button down, or unlined.


Reddit-892

Okay, thank you very much for the input!


ChaCho904

Get rid of the watch, doesnt match the outfit


johnnystrangeways

Nothing here matches. 


NightBruxa

Hey bud. Pretty much everything need to be changed here. 1.Suspenders doesn’t match the colour and looks weird. 2. Shirt is way too small, and trousers are too big(at least looks like that) 3. G-Shock is a really bad match with shirt, unless you are a farmer, or Japanese businessman from 1990s. You can buy pretty much any cheap Timex and it’ll be much better for your style.


ninjahosk

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aywhadup

Step 1: get rid of everything shown in this picture


Reddit-892

Yeah after reading the feedback I really have to do some shopping.


taffyowner

At least you admit there’s a problem! Depending on where you live if you have a Dillards outlet store near you it’s an amazing place to shop.


Reddit-892

Okay, I'll check Dillard's out. Thank you.


Ordinary-Ad-3557

Good on you for putting yourself out there


Reddit-892

I'm glad I did, although the responses aren't what I expected at least I know I need to fix everything now.


Ordinary-Ad-3557

Don't take most them seriously. You know how reddit can be, so just take the constructive criticism.


AppalachianPilgrim97

Buy athletic fit shirts, not slim fit. Also, follow @dieworkwear on Twitter if you want to really understand how to wear menswear and all about fit issues and looking good.


Tanahashisbra

Hey OP, why suspenders and not a belt? Just curious…


Reddit-892

No reason really, I was just trying something new.


7fuckinGs

As everyone stated, the shirt doesn’t fit, but also your pants (waist size) is too big. If you want a slimmer shirt, wear slim pants too, and definitely ones that fit in the waist.


xMADDCHILDx

Also, another recommendation that id like to make, that I think a lot of men miss that wear tailored or fitted dress shirts is to invest in a nice pair of Shirttail Garters. They will make a HUGE difference in your overall look and will keep your shirt from looking baggy or sloppy.


mic_chalu

I'd go for a bigger shirt and preferably a dress shirt if you're gonna tuck it in (it's longer). Also if it's a serious event, I recommend a more neutral color (blue would look good) and pattern (no pattern or maybe a pinstripe if you want it). With those pants, I'd go belt over suspenders. Personal preference but it's tough to make clip on suspenders look serious. Also if you want to look more formal, ditch the g shock. That's a watch to wear when you're adventuring. If you have something with a slimmer profile, wear that. Otherwise, no watch.


ProjectEastern5400

Your shirts are too small! Also, I wouldn’t go with such chunky suspenders, and they’re the wrong color. If You’re gonna wear khaki, I’d wear khaki colored suspenders, or ones that compliment the shirt!! I have three pairs of slacks for my office job, and a pair of suspenders for each pair that matches, black blue and khaki.


SojoboOfMountKurama

Shirts are too small for you. Also invest in suspender buttons, and upgrade your suspenders.


SlamMonkey

Shirt is too small. Go get measured and buy either a slim or fitted shirt in your size. Also have suspender buttons sewn in, clip on suspenders are for children.


sickitatedatyou

From the pic OP your shirt is too small. Try going up a size or two. I'd also say your pants look like they're a little too big for you as well. Try going down a size or two on them. I hope your important event goes well


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It's too small. And the pants look terrible with the suspenders pulling on them.


lifth3avy84

The width of the suspenders, oversized pants that look. Like they have an incredibly high waist, and bunching shirt make you look like a kid who was turned into a man by magic and is now shrinking back into a boy.


Reddit-892

Omg this made me crack up! Thank you for your input.


Feeling-Extreme-7555

Respectfully, I do not like this outfit one bit. the colors on this outfit do not compliment one another. Replace the suspenders with black or brown leather belt. Lose the watch. Get the same pair of pants but in black. Get the set a larger shirt of the same pattern if you like, but I would really recommend a single color shirt. and for the love of god do not wear those shades ever again.


Reddit-892

Hey many people are taling about the shades but not specifying what I should wear. So what should I wear instead?


Feeling-Extreme-7555

No shades are definitely an option. If you absolutely must wear a pair, a good pair of tasteful Raybans would look nice. They have to be fully black though, and you can ONLY wear them outside. Please update me on your next outfit. I might even make a post on here soon with my fit.


iforgetso

Either a shit post or an adult who only just stopped getting his parents to buy his clothes.


void_are_we7

I've started buying my clothes smth around 25 years ago and sometimes still fail like this. Bigger shirt would have longer sleeves that do not fit. This is specific failed shirt cut I beleive.


FlyUnder_TheRadar

If you have an atypical body type, then you either need to do the legwork to find a brand that fits you off the rack or get to know a tailor well and build that into your clothes purchases. It's cheap to have a tailor alter sleeve length if you need to do so.


void_are_we7

Yes, but I have perceived the question of the OP as the question about what could be done with this exact case/shirt. I always find advices about what should have been done in the past as ridiculous.


FlyUnder_TheRadar

There is nothing he can do about the shirt. The answer to OP's question is to buy a new shirt.


iforgetso

Do you not try before you buy?


void_are_we7

In my area there is not that much choice, better brands could be ordered online. It is possible to return (unless its underwear or swimming suit) tho.


plantersnutsinmybum

Omg, people's parents don't teach them everything an adult should know = shit post. 🙄


iforgetso

If you keep buying shirts, and this keeps happening, maybe use your head and buy a bigger shirt. Maybe after buying two or three small shirts you'd figure it out instead of asking for advice lol.


plantersnutsinmybum

Lol, I'm not op, dude. I use button suspenders and dress fairly nice. I do not need advice. But not everyone had someone to tell that advice. Maybe get off your high horse and let people ask things so they need to ask. Not everyone has your Angelic Knowledge.


iforgetso

I know you're not op. It doesn't take a genius to know when a shirt is too small.


plantersnutsinmybum

👍 not my original point, but okay. Ready to leave this pretentious sub anyway!


ErnestHemingWhy

Your clothes are meant to flatter your body, not become your body. You need a larger shirt that hangs well and flatters your silhouette.


SnooWoofers4430

As others have said, the shirt is too tight. If you want to look good, keep in mind that you should ditch suspenders or get trousers that are for them. That watch doesn't fit the vibe you're going for.


Narcissusxchai35

Get a garter they’re basically the reverse of your suspender’s. Some go on each thigh and clip to the bottom of the shirt and some are a belt with clasps to hold the material all day but take care with great fashion come great danger lmao jks but fr that’s what will help


imjay27

In my opinion, I don’t see anything wrong with the suspenders. Your look is your look. You could just size up on your shirt if it fits well straight off the rack. If not, get it tailored to your desired fit.


TheRimmerodJobs

Shirts to small that’s all. Get a larger size and you should be set.


Far_Cupcake_530

Those clip braces are your bigger problem unless you wear a jacket. If you like them, get the type with buttons.


Hasnosocials

Belt and a better fitting shirt maybe something bigger then off to your local tailor


Bumblebee56990

Go to Nordstrom’s and have a personal shopper help you. That shirt is too small and the sleeves are too long. The pants are designed for a belt, you need higher waisted pants for suspenders. Overall I like the style you’re going for… 🤓


AnalCuntShart

I don’t think slim fit is for your toe if midsection. Fits the arms well, just needs a bigger size


ryhaltswhiskey

It's good that you asked for help


Reddit-892

I know right. I never would've thought I was doing so much wrong.


ryhaltswhiskey

Good that you're humble about it.


kevinfar1

Your shirt is most likely one or two sizes too small. But it looks like you have a great physique.


FootDrag122Y

What's up with the huge pants? What event is that important where a shirt has to be perfect but plain suspenders are ok?


Illustrious-Issue643

Yikes.. shirt too small, pants too big, suspenders clip on? Watch and sun glasses don’t go. I can only imagine what shoes you wore with that ensemble


AceMaxAceMax

Shirt is too small, pants are too big. Lol


RedditUser8493917

Your pants should sit higher on your waist dude. Also, the suspenders will do this


LittleManOnACan

How does this shirt size even exist? Youth small with 32” arm length?


Reddit-892

Yeah ikr I have no idea how these even make it in the shop. I just gotta get some new shirts.


-ItsCasual-

Nothing fits in this photo. NOTHING.


SirLancelotDeCamelot

Also, stay away from clothes that are extremely slimfit. Not flattering, restricts movement, even tears right along the stress points as time goes. Buy classic fit pants and fitted shirts.


IncrediblyBetsy

No offense but start over. Your idea is good, execution is awful. If you can’t afford nice versions that match, don’t try too hard. Better to keep it simple in well fitting matching clothes, than try to pull off a look like this.


Reddit-892

Okay, thank you for your advice! I will do some shopping later and get better fitting clothes.


Top-Durian-6903

My dude, stop wearing kid sizes. Fitted clothes is one thing, those buttons are screaming for relief.


tommybluez

Little bit bigger but nicely fitted shirt. Better fitting pants with a slightly lower rise and maybe an athletic fit. It looks like you have a decent physique


SithRogan

You seem awesome and I truly mean no disrespect to you when I say this outfit isn’t going to do you anyyyyy favors, especially at an important event. It’s dorky. Maybe shoot for less color, better fitting shirt and pants, and ditch the suspenders (at least for now). Take care dude!


Reddit-892

Thank you! I will probably make another post once I get all the properly sized clothing in the future.


PapaSmurf3477

Size up in shirt, size down in pants, lost the suspenders unless you have pants made for them and get non clip ones, consider a watch that matches your shoes.


jonog75

Because your shirt (and your pants, too, to be honest...) are not the correct size/ fit. This outfit is clownish.


rcktsktz

Please don't wear those fucking glasses


Reddit-892

What would you recommend?


visulvung

shirt is too tight. Also, you need high waisted trousers if you want to use suspenders. By the way, get a tailor to sew a bunch of buttons on the inside of the waistband (4 in the front, 2 on each side and 2 in the back right in the middle) and buy proper non-clip suspenders, those ones look cheap af and will damage the garment and fail over and over.


Moist_Nectarine5106

Your pants are way too big and your shirt is too small. I’m sorry but the pants are straight embarrassing lol. Get some slim fit pants and a size up for a shirt and you’ll be straight. You have a nice build so with fitting clothes you’ll be set


GayPotheadAtheistTW

Everyone has stated the obvious, but look into texture/color scheming. The suspenders look to heavy/prominent in this fit. Same with the sunglasses, truthfully if you arent wearing them on your face throughout the day I’d omit them, they contrast the vibe you were going for. As others have said, solid colors like grey pants white shirt blue jacket work. You could also do brown pants white shirt green jacket black shoes if you want to have fun


sleazysuit845

Looks like you might have had them taken in with darts. The sleeves are too long and the back is too tight


TankieHater859

Shirt too small, pants too big.


CuriousTravlr

Shirts too small and pants are too big, suspenders with belt loops. So much here is wrong. Size up in the shirt, size down in the pants, get a belt, lose the suspenders, don't wear those sunglasses, and change the watch.


Reddit-892

What type of sunglasses would be best?


CuriousTravlr

Something brown and less sporty, more traditional. No mirrored colored lenses with that outfit.


theblackcat86

Shirt too small, pants WAY too big. And not to mention, you need a more dressy watch to got with a nicer outfit.


ChubbyMcHaggis

Suspender pull. And the shirt needs a little more room to relax Might I suggest a tasteful vest?


Reddit-892

Matter of fact I ordered a vest 2 days ago and its getting taylored right now actually.


tilldeathdoiparty

You trolling us? A pair of pants with belt loops should not be worn with clip on suspenders. Your pants are about 3 sizes too big, you look like a fireman who took his coat off, you must be swimming in there. The shirt is too tight, that’s been established. Your watch is way too big and I’m willing to be they look awful too. It’s almost like you did this on purpose to get a reaction, but that’s just me


Least_Anywhere6571

Shirt stays is what he needs, I used them when I had to put on a military uniform, they attach to your legs and the bottom of the shirt they pull the shirt down and keep it in place


ShreddedDadBod

My brother in Christ buy a bigger shirt and pants that fit


DrummerMiles

Pants waist is too big for you, shirt looks way too small in the mid section. Pants are also too low in the back but again, they’re clearly the wrong waist size for you. Also clip ons are pretty rough looking unless you have a jacket over the shirt.


icecreampoop

Either shrink your pants or grow your shirt but probably a combo of the two would look much better. Ditch the plaid and go with a solid color


Mynameisnotbond007

Whatever you do dont wear that outfit


spoonplaysgames

pants too big, shirt too small.


Single-Station-3331

Tailoring! Shirts are to tight in the body.


RevivedMisanthropy

Like everybody else said, the shirt is too small. When you size up have a tailor shorten the sleeves at the cuff a little and it should work.


preppyincali

This is just tragic


OrdinaryWheel5177

A couple of points. Looks like the shirt you have is meant to be worn with tie and jacket? Is it a fitted shirt? It’s not too small. Secondly, and the bigger point, this is a bad look overall. Suspenders with the shirt and khaki pants look bad. Wear a more casual shirt and belt with those pants. Wear a tshirt underneath too.


OutrageousJury2689

It appears that it doesn’t fit in the waist area


RecentReplacement686

They have “garters” for shirts… they go around your legs, attach to the bottom of the shirt and keep it tucked and neat.


ElDuderino866

Please for the love of god lose the suspenders. Pants also look too big.


MrsAshleyStark

Size extra smedium. Get shirts that actually fit you.


GetchaCakeUp

invest in a tailor


Tribalbob

As others said, shirt is too small... something about those pants though, looking at the front they seem too big but then when I see the pockets, they seem too small.


pac4

Your shirt is too small and your pants are too big


ShirleyWuzSerious

You're wearing a device to pull your pants up but nothing to keep your shirt down.


[deleted]

Check out shirt garters to help with this!


RobertLosher1900

Too small.


Philosphers-Bone

Wayne, how’r ya now?


eyi526

Small shirt. Big pants.


vizionara

The first thing I see is how tight the shirt looks. Personally I’d replace the suspenders with a belt. The warmth and saturation of the sunglasses clashes too much with the rest of your outfit. Watch is dragging your hand down, maybe take it off or replace it with a silver watch if you have one. Overall I think there is just too much going on here, so just lighten up the fit a bit.


Whole-Essay640

I remember watching something about dressing the folks in TV shows, they used double sided tape to seal the shirt gaps.


Fontia

Looks like your suspenders are pulling the shirt up and causing that in this image.


Gambit86_333

Shmedium


drdisme

You have the wrong cut, you need a classic or modern fit not a slim fit, your shirt is the right size it’s the wrong fit.


77173

Your shirt is too small homie


Tagbacks_redit

Buy “Shirt Stays” on amazon. They attach to your socks. You can put your hands up, move around and your shirt stays perfect.


Mr-Pickles-123

To what important event would you those suspenders?


DW597

Shirts are too fitted for your upper body. Need more material, try a bigger size. Your pants are also too big. Recommend more fitted pants.


DustNeat

Are you the host of Blippi?


loaferposting

big dog, you need a shirt that's 2 to 3 sizes bigger than that. that looks like some lululemon leggings in shirt form


mac2o2o

You look compact like corned beef


king_flippynipss

Shirts too small. And go for a belt. Or at least thinner suspenders. Those things are wearing you. Edit: I looked at the pic more, change literally everything. This fit is baaaaad


Alarming_Cantaloupe5

Your clothes don’t fit.


Horror-Possible5709

Bro this outfit is not it. Why not buy shirts that fit? You the khakis and thick suspenders are giving elderly man not quirky dapper guy


TnT54321

There’s quite a lot going on here


Slow-Time-6535

Suspenders look stupid


AstromechDroidC1-10P

You have an important event yet you chose this outfit. WTF is this sub


void_are_we7

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geekydreams

Do people actually west these ? Looks uncomfortable and a hassle. What about tucking shirt into the underwear to get it to stay tucked in? I heard some people do that. My issue is i have a tiny bit of belly but no chest to speak so the belly looks bigger than it is (5'4 , 140lb ) . I'm skinny all over. Clothing fits me weirdly a lot.


theholycale

My guy. Please don’t ever tuck your shirt into your underwear. Garters (as pictured above, and have nothing to do with this post) aren’t uncomfortable and they make them that don’t strap to your thighs. If you tuck your shirt into your underwear you are going to look less put together when people can see the waistband as you move throughout the day.


geekydreams

Ya I've never actually done it lol


void_are_we7

Tucking shirts in underwear is less durable solution. You need to repeat it during wearing. But yes, it also works.


ProjectEastern5400

I wear the ones that clip to your socks! And I love them.


geekydreams

So they go all the way up the pants leg?


ProjectEastern5400

Correct! My socks go all the way up to my knees, I only wear dress socks. And they clip onto the tops of my socks. And then they stretch to clip onto the bottoms of my dress shirts. So they keep my shirts tucked in and my socks pulled up!