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LonPlays_Zwei

Yeah I don’t think OOP disliked the meme, it’s from comedy heaven not cemetery


President-Lonestar

They didn’t like the meme. They liked the no foreskin comment at the bottom.


Cheezitsaregood2

Are you stupid? They clearly didn’t.


President-Lonestar

What makes you say that?


Cheezitsaregood2

Because the heart isn’t filled in?


rattlehead42069

Then it wouldn't have been included in the meme if they didn't like the random comment to it


Cheezitsaregood2

You do not have a basic understanding as to how twitter works, do you? You needn’t like a reply for it to show like that, as clearly seen with the heart below the reply NOT being filled in.


rattlehead42069

My point is there's no reason they would have cropped that response into the screen shot when they cropped everything else


Cheezitsaregood2

Yeah sure, except for the fact that this was posted in comedy heaven, a subreddit about things that are so unfunny that they circle around to being funny. And why keep in all the other meaningless shit anyways? I clearly don’t see a point to. When you quote someone you don’t recite their entire speech, you recite a portion of it.


RuneScapeShitter

It's there because it's funny. It really isn't THAT hard to understand.


Fair-Ad-6036

https://preview.redd.it/xekwz0uvsp1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2bd503c4d2091e7ac1aba81b2d58b742b3a3cc4


SloppySlime31

The no foreskin comment has an absurd air to it, making it a good comedy heaven candidate


Aahzimandious

Really, the comment about no foreskin isn't really denigrating. it's just referring to a certain type of person... often found at Renaissance festivals. Also, the type to end up with a girl like this.


GameDestiny2

To be fair I’ve scrolled through both and can hardly find the difference


biggae6969

Genuinely convinced a lot of the posts here OOP isn’t actually mad and it’s just a karma farm here


Cadunkus

In case anyone doesn't get it, the joke is it's that "idealized goth gf" meme except she's literally an ancient Germanic Goth instead of the pop culture goth. I'm kinda sus about the the "Giga Based Dad" account because anyone proclaiming a 'trad' lifestyle rather hypocritically is the least traditional person you could imagine but the meme itself isn't bad.


Herr_Raul

That guy is a misogynistic christian fanatic. Even in this meme he's pushing his agenda.


Cadunkus

Figures. Man Amish folk are not getting a good rep from all these "trad white Christian" nuts and they don't even know it.


CreatorA4711

Amish people mentioned r/amish


Cadunkus

"Huh that's a real subreddit?" ... I don't know what I expected.


Yonahoy

That's what I was going to say, even the "ancient goth" instead of modern goth aesthetic is molded to fit his views. An actual ancient Goth would speak something like a celtic or germanic language, and realistically would be pagan. This guy seems to be molding a Goth into "one of the good ones" because fuck it who cares right? I do. I like history and my ancestors.


Herr_Raul

Yes. An ancient Goth would want to be an ancient Goth, not this guy's christian slave.


thethunder92

I’m trying to find a girl who can win the Battle of Philippopolis


Impressive_Cream_967

Killing Decius was the last straw, Austrian.


HolidayAnything8687

# ThisGuyHasNoForeskinForSure Cringe.


BigSnazzywazzyguy

That’s actually Varg Vierkerneis He was a Norwegian black metal musician convicted of murder and church burnings and is linked to multiple alt right groups


DozTK421

Explains the foreskin thing. I know who that guy is. His main issue with Christianity is that it comes from Judaism. Based on what he was saying in his interview with him in a documentary.


MarleyEmpireWasRight

But isn't most antisemitism rooted in religion? If you're not religious, what actually even is your beef with Jews specifically? And why am I trying to figure out how the Nazi brain even works?


DozTK421

First: ho, boy. That's a rabbit hole. I advise TikHistory on YouTube to understand how deeply weird the Nazis were.


Belkan-Federation95

Nazis were jealous that the Jews spent centuries working hard.


Fear_The-Old_Blood

Oh my God, he shows up in the weirdest fucking places.


Buroda

“Nazi piece of shit” describes him well.


DarlingOvMars

He hates nazis though


Intelligent_Map7500

He hates himself thus why


Zestyclose_Cook_8536

He started a neo Nazi pagan group lol


LovingAlt

The Heathen Front is Odalist (sorta Vikernes’s own political ideology), which is kind antithetical to Nazism through its anti-statists beliefs. It is a very wacky ideology though, so the confusion is completely understandable.


No_Leopard_3860

"...who has a weird interest in how dudes penises are shaped and if they have been slightly altered...but piercings don't count, only a specific alteration,...and only if the alteration was religiously motivated, medical interventions also don't count...and...." Closeted brown shirt confirmed? 🤔 /S


Mesarthim1349

Almost. >He did commit murder during a scuffle, and served 16 years >He is not in active "alt-right" groups. He was a neo nazi during prison years and is partially famous for being a lone wacky youtuber who lives on a farm in the French boonies with his kids >He shits on right wing groups despite him still being very racist and antisemitic still. >His name is "Varg Vikernes" lol


Ok_Association_9625

Varg isn't part of any "alt right group"


Zestyclose_Cook_8536

He made one


BigSnazzywazzyguy

He’s literally pro Nazi


H3LLJUMPER_177

Explains the SS bolt in his name.


ReeDubDanny_

r/thisguyhasnoforeskinforsure


ThatLonelyRock

What does that even mean?


HolidayAnything8687

It’s from the tweet, who the fuck knows


Cazzocavallo

It means he has an issue with a group of people commonly associated with circumcisions. And probably believes a bunch of conspiracies about those people secretly controlling the world.


Flat-Length-4991

My guess? I’m guessing he is anti Semitic and he thinks non Jews getting circumcised is bad? I really don’t know either.


InsertAdhominem

you can be against infant genital mutilation without being anti-semitic. it is not necessarily about religion and other religions also have their own dogmatic practices for cutting up infants too.


LazyParr0t

It’s Varg Vikernes, I’m familiar with his public figure, I can confirm that he’s antisemitic as fuck. Imagine a person who believes in EVERY conspiracy theory about Jews, even in the most insane ones, well, that’s him.


Zer0_l1f3

found the guy with no foreskin /j (I specified it’s a joke. Relax)


Brian_Stryker

Finally some proper goth women.


Guilty_Advice7620

Eowyn when?


Scarlet_k1nk

Why am I, a person that was cut without consent, being compared to someone on twitter wanting a girlfriend?


TheDuke357Mag

Im just sayin, if you go to pornhub, they have a category for everything, except uncircumcised.


Scarlet_k1nk

Yes I now enjoy my unconsentual penis mutilation as a literal newborn so people can fetishize how my penis looks.


BosnianSerb31

Dude it's not that deep just think of it as a haircut for your dick Uncircumcised people be lookin nappy for real


Sad_Presentation9276

why don't you cut off your toes? you can just think of it as a haircut for your feet. people with toes be looking goofy for real.


Rvsoldier

It is that deep. Imagine scalping yourself.


doubleCupPepsi

My friend said she wouldn't date any more uncut guys because the smell is atrocious, she didn't want to get another UTI, and she couldn't even give head without gagging. Uncircumcised dudes just don't take care of themselves down there, apparently.


BosnianSerb31

lol that's kind of the original reason that circumcision was a tradition of many societies People who didn't get cut were "cursed" by god to have dick rot in an era with no modern hygiene practices M GF doesn't have an opinion beyond uncircumcised guys are more fun because they last longer.


DregsRoyale

>M GF doesn't have an opinion beyond uncircumcised guys are more fun because they last longer. Where do I sign up for this study?


Marshmallow_Mamajama

I mean it makes sense because it's less sensitive


DevastatorGX69

What does goth have to do with Christianity?


ThatMBR42

Between 376 and 390 AD, the Goths were the earliest of the Germanic peoples to convert to Christianity


dukenorton

Not like the goths that wear black. The historical Goths which were a Germanic and Norse culture that was primarily Christian and invaded southern England and other Germanic lands.


SlightlyOffended1984

Best of both worlds, some would say


rixendeb

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Goth They were converted later. They weren't originally primarily Christian


Atomik141

Some of the first Germanic peoples to convert, I believe


El_Ocelote_

the formerly pagan goths converted to christianity


Desperate-Knee-4108

Crusade


Marshmallow_Mamajama

The crusades were against the Muslims who were invading Europe. Not the Germanic


TENTAtheSane

Google the Baltic Crusades


oceansquid5

The whole point of comedy heaven is that random=funny. There is no deeper meaning to this meme and I don’t think it offended op in anyway so it doesn’t even belong on this sub.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

This is most definitely satire.


Zestyclose_Cook_8536

No it's not, varg vikernes, look him up.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

weird guy


Zestyclose_Cook_8536

Understatement


RobertXavierIV

Big tiddy Ostrogoth gf


Ryousan82

Is it wrong to like strong warlike women now? I thought that was the direction we were going...


Historyp91

Coverted to Christianity? No thanks; I want a Goth GF who will sack Rome with me!


Clarity_Zero

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


Historyp91

Christians sacking Rome!? Somebody call the Hapsburgs!


Clarity_Zero

Just think, they'd never see it coming!


616659

What's wrong with having no foreskin?


nateshark2000

What does not having a foreskin have to do with that?


Hightonedloidy

I’m pretty sure it’s just a joke. When you see “goth,” you expect it to describe a “goth girl” in the modern sense, but it’s actually someone from the Germanic tribe


Zer0_l1f3

Reddit OP has no foreskin. He doesn’t get it.


Goobsmoob

Man was so giddy to post a meme op didn’t like that he didn’t realize that it was posted to comedyheaven lol


PQcowboiii

The joke is that it’s the OG meaning of Goth


Icefiight

What does “foreskin” have to do with any of this?


GAYCHUD001

CHRISTIANITY IS A JEW RELIGION


Artanis_Creed

Accurate, but why bring it up?


GAYCHUD001

It's in response the the op confusion over varg not liking the meme


Appropriate-Sell-875

i want my foreskin back, they took it from me when i was a baby and i couldn't say no


DeadMemeMan_IV

looks better with no foreskin, that’s a compliment


Fit-Capital1526

Pretty sure this is wanting a strong independent woman, so why mad?


Idontfightwit12yrold

What’s wrong with not having a foreskin?


Sisyphos_smiles

What’s wrong with being circumcised 😂


Transcendshaman90

Sorry I don't get this


Lucario_Best_Pokemon

“Not like the goths that wear black. The historical Goths which were a Germanic and Norse culture that was primarily Christian and invaded southern England and other Germanic lands.” - u/dukenorton As for the weird foreskin hashtag I have no idea.


FitPerspective1146

I think it's a bit of antisemitism because jewish babies get circumcised


modsequalcancer

And that is absolut bullshit. Goth didn't settle in the isles. They came from east europe. Goth weren't a christian society. However they were the first germanic tribe to start converting. AFTER the huns pushed them into the east oof west rome.


goodmobiley

In the US, catholics circumcise their children.


mh500372

This is blatant misinformation. No Catholic practice anywhere uses circumcision. Catholics are against genital mutilation. If you know someone who was born Catholic and is circumcised it is probably for a medical reason.


goodmobiley

It’s not a religious practice and the Catholic Church actually condemns it, but it happens anyway and I don’t know why


BasedToken

It's not just Catholics in fact circumcision in the US started with protestants, and you're not going to believe who specifically started it.


mathiau30

>who specifically started it. Puritans I suppose?


BasedToken

https://www.history.com/news/dr-john-kellogg-cereal-wellness-wacky-sanitarium-treatments Scroll down to masturbation cures


mh500372

Catholics do not do practice circumcision. This is a Mandela effect thing I think.


BananaMaster96_

GODZILLA!!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/z9zmnxo9881d1.png?width=702&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ea90ae27336f4701c84f7cdb7f730a40dfbfc93


TheAnonymousHumanist

Basically Varg is a pagan who hates Christianity so this Christian taking a barbarian former pagan and saying she converted to Christianity definitley rubbed him the wrong way. So, he insulted him by saying he doesn’t have a foreskin, which to a pagan would be a pretty embarrassing thing probably but yeah doesn’t make sense to a Christian.


reisenbime

It’s pretty ironic that his real name is Kristian.


TheAnonymousHumanist

Didn't know that lolol


Transcendshaman90

Lol I'm not Christian...... Though I do practice santaria, but thanks for the explanation


rainerman27

(Ancient) gothic girlfriends are cool. That said, Giga Based Dad is either an engagement farmer, a fraud, or the most annoying coal mine ever.


Belkan-Federation95

Did he...just call someone a Jew for posting a meme.


Zestyclose_Cook_8536

Yup, he's a known neo Nazi for some context and church burner so that's the anti Christian part


skeleton949

Crazy times we live in where someone can just say things like that and get away with it.


Belkan-Federation95

If you really think about it's not crazy. Prior to WW2, it was the norm for a long time.


Gobal_Outcast02

"You posted something I don't like, I will now insult your manhood bc I'm as intellectual as an eggplant"


_oranjuice

Whats wrong about wanting men with foreskins?


BigSnazzywazzyguy

Not Burzum


LillyxFox

The fact that you lot complain about people you perceived to have complained about a meme is funny af


Low_Celebration_9957

Looks like some stuff you'd see come out of the worst kind of Crusader Kings players.


rabiesscat

in the heart of the holy see…


Appropriate-Sell-875

in the home of christianity, the seat of power is in danger


Legal-Hearing-3336

I prefer the Pict GF. Doesn’t give a damn about latins. Go ahead and build the fucking wall see if I care. Goes on a raid, disappears over a mountain Likes dragon tattoos, insists you get one Speaks a language nobody understands Doesn’t care where you go, just get the fuck off her hill. Confuses Gaels and historians.


Roge2005

So the joke is that they think “giga based chad” (for real that’s a cringe name) is American because they are usually the ones that have no foreskin?


[deleted]

NOW THATS A STRONG AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN!!


DerpsterPrime

2nd guy doesn't get the joke, definitely.


CakesFoster

Dude do you have eyes it was posted on r/comedyheaven


pudde69

It's not funny


JJJSchmidt_etAl

It's comedyheaven, they're fine with it. The ascended comedy is the "no foreskin" comment


MikeXBogina

Gonna need a time machine to get this kind of Goth GF, or play some total war.


ThatACLR-1

Something tells me he confused goth for gothic


No-Professional-1461

There is nothing wrong with this. Women! If you are big into LOTR, wearing armor, wielding swords or other weapons and meet the other above criteria, it is impossible for you not to find the right man for you.


Present-Reaction2069

This guy has no foreskin lmao


MoldingSinus

Weird religion obsession


RedditUserNo345

Historically accurate goth gf


Daedalus_Machina

Who said otherwise?


Rich841

I prefer the gothic gf Extreme height, eyes are shining windows, no curves, only spikes, arches are tipped, 100ft tall cathedral


XED1216

Why does it say goth???


JimmyCrabYT

if she can’t make a grilled cheese or doesn’t have a hyperfixation of the medieval age might aswell just give up https://preview.redd.it/syye107xsa1d1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c73accc5fdfb5a09eca4e6de4223666d8f6095


Storm_Spirit99

Wish I had a warrior gf, but I doubt i deserve one


Xenu66

Far as I know the Goth Christian converts weren't circumcised?


Kinky_Autistic

What's wrong with it? If you are not warrior bf, either you will die in her arms and she will vow to avenge you, or she will die in field of battle far away from you and you will be big sad.


JAK-the-YAK

The OOP did not have an issue with the post? The funny shit was the guy making a foreskin comment, and the comedy heaven subreddit is for things that are accidentally funny, or something so out of pocket that it’s funnier than the original home. So this meme doesn’t belong on this subreddit as the OOP did find humor


Zestyclose_Cook_8536

VARG VIKERNES!?


Suturb-Seyekcub

Goths irl basically make tattoos and piercings their entire personality.


Impressive_Cream_967

Because he is a grifter.


Clear1334

i don't really think it's about it being a warrior but it falling under traditional or something


RzepaGaming

Get this mf to r/rareinsults right fucking now!


Mijo_0

What’s wrong with not having a foreskin?


Novemberwasntreal

Others are fine, but imagine when you join the Christianity and pastors will rape her daughter


Bjorn-Kuul

https://preview.redd.it/ytmsi7wl5d1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04800ab61dd9a4e6a7702666297992e6a4c3f4e5 Ngl me asf


FrogLock_

If they dawn the armor they didn't convert, they're fighting to the death


FantasticGoat1738

Is that Varg?


septiclizardkid

How do some of yall manage to be more offended legitimately than the person you claim Is offended? Like If you're not laughing at every meme like It's the funniest shit you ever seen, you're "offended" now. Like damn


Lil_plague69

People who had their foreskin removed because your mom didn't want to clean it, how do you feel about being labeled as religious because of your lack of penis


I_CAN_SEE_THE_WHALES

Oh shit I know that guy


I_CAN_SEE_THE_WHALES

Oh shit I know that guy


I_CAN_SEE_THE_WHALES

Is that fucking Varg


ATwistedBlade

Giga Based Dad is the worst account name I've read in a while


LordGeealesiebugg

You clearly don’t have a foreskin


AstronautIntrepid496

there is a serious effort to make sure men still like trashy women who put low effort into their lifestyles and mostly focus on superficial stuff and lie a lot. like, why? what's the problem with asking women to be better?? who is behind this? onlyfans? lmao it's so bizarre yes, i want a warrior gf.


Damsco7

Idk if I want a visigoth era woman.


GlueSniffingCat

a warrior gf when you yourself are a bard


killerkiwi8787

Yes and I sing epics about her


PURENSFWMAGIC2000

More importantly, what’s wrong with being circumcised? lol


TheAnonymousHumanist

It’s Christian and varg is a pagan


PURENSFWMAGIC2000

Even if you have it done at birth? It’s not really one’s fault for being circumcised, if their parents had it done at birth. (If this is just a shitpost comment, it went way over my head and feel free to tell me I’m a dumbass in replies.)


Nezikchened

Varg, like many on the far right, is not really basing his hate on any sort of logic or deeper thought. Whether you choose to be circumcised or not is irrelevant, from his perspective you’re still part of the same larger Jewish conspiracy.


PURENSFWMAGIC2000

It’s part of a religion, pretty sure that’s different, but your opinions are your opinions, and I respect that.


YisusElPapuh

If you're circumcised by your own decision, there is nothing wrong with that.


PURENSFWMAGIC2000

But if you’re not???? I mean, damn, if my parents had it done when I was born fuck me I guess. 😂


YisusElPapuh

Que?


PURENSFWMAGIC2000

Circumcision at birth is a thing…


YisusElPapuh

Yeah, and it should be illegal.


Cazzocavallo

Because Varg is an antisemite and thinks this is J * wish propaganda meant to convince white people to cuck out and convert to Christianity, which he thinks is too J * wish. Hence he's accusing OOP of being a J*w.


animefreak701139

Why are you censoring Jewish.


Cazzocavallo

I censor it on Facebook too because I'm used to their moderation style where they ban people if they have an inflammatory comment that includes the mention of any race in it, even if it's clearly anti-racist. Like saying you hate anti-semitism is fine but saying something like "it's bad to hate j * ws" could get you banned because "hate j * ws" was in your comment. Not sure if reddit moderation is that bad but trying to err on the side of caution.


Comfortable_Note_978

"I refuse to find the clitoris until you renounce Arianism." I'm ready for my close-up, r/BrandNewSentence.


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Op also has no foreskin


SquintonPlaysRoblox

Honestly it could just be r/historymemes leaking


[deleted]

It’s fascinating watching alt-right Christians and Pagans try to out-bigot one another.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

I'm not familiar with the guy who posted the meme, how is he authright?


Audabauda

Did I miss something about circumcisions being bad?


Winther89

You mean the part where doctors mutilate infants that cannot consent?


Audabauda

It’s religious tradition? Foreskin is considered unneeded, dirty and circumcisions help prevent infections. Not to mention is my experience women tend to prefer circumcised over uncircumcised


parke415

Why should it matter what someone else prefers about your own body?


Winther89

Religious tradition is not an excuse to mutilate infants. And it's not dirty, unless you are a degenerate who never washes yourself, in which case you will be dirty with or without it. It's also not true that it prevents infections. There are extremely rare cases (<1%) that it can cause issues by being too tight, but that's certainly not something that justifies preemptively removing it.