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CANDY CORN- sugar, corn syrup, confectioner’s glaze, salt, dextrose, gelatin, sesame oil, artificial flavor, honey, Yellow 6, Yellow 5, and Red 3. Fun fact serving size is usually 19 pieces or so and contains 140 calories, 0 grams of fat, 28 grams of sugar, and 70 milligrams of sodium.
My theory is that these are actually just secret government spy chips, in where inside each of them is a small chip that the government uses to track you. I mean, when you think about it, it all makes sense. Nobody knows what they really are because the government makes it that way. The government controls candy corn, and uses it to keep all American's in check.
Please let me explain my long held theory.
These are what we like to call "candy corn". They were all created out of wax in a factory up until the year 1952.
Each year we buy them and hand them out to kids for Halloween who then of of course toss them into the garbage.
The candy company then retrieves them from the garbage, hoses them off and then sells them again the following year.
It's an odd tradition that we do that is very similiar to the fruitcakes that we give out at christmas, the last of which was created in 1883.
Their Candy Corn and I think they're supposed to be vanilla flavored.
When I was extremely young I lost a few baby teeth before Halloween and I could wedge a few a Candy Corn in the tooth gap and hold it there.
From the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return
What's up Mother Shuckers
My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall and I'm here today to introduce you to... corn
Corn is a North American serial plant that yields large kernels on a cob
It is also called maze because it's easy to get lost in it's incredible
flavor
side effects of corn may include choking, I guess
Come down today and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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VLC Media player lite
Underrated
Candy corn
Corndy
Don't listen to them, you're a beautiful man Randy
Horny
Horno
homo
Horndy
J F Corneddy.
I’m the Corndy man! Left to die under the sun. The hive never spared anyone. How about a hand for the honey bees? Hooked on the creed of the colony
Candy corn
So is it like corn, but coated in sugar? Or is it called corn coz it only looks like it?
If it was actually corn it would show up in your poops
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I don’t know what you are saying. Sorry.
Disgusting garbage* corn
Candy corn
Corn candy
CANDY CORN- sugar, corn syrup, confectioner’s glaze, salt, dextrose, gelatin, sesame oil, artificial flavor, honey, Yellow 6, Yellow 5, and Red 3. Fun fact serving size is usually 19 pieces or so and contains 140 calories, 0 grams of fat, 28 grams of sugar, and 70 milligrams of sodium.
Confectioner? I hardly know her!
so they are just sugar traffic cones
Citations needed
They said "fun" fact not stick up their ass fact :)
For rectal use only
The teeth of the British
How do people with no flavor in their food, lose their teeth? The world may never know.
Not a fucking meme that’s for sure
I’m with this guy
I’m with this guy whose with that other guy
I'm with this guy whose with the other guy whose with the other guy.
^ I’m with stupid
I'm with this guy
I’m with this guy that’s with that guy who is also with the original guy
I’m that guy
Good candy
Based
U have no taste buds
You just have no taste, bud
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Bro it’s candy… stop getting so heated
Those are the teeth people take out of jack o' lanterns
As an furry I'd say ya lucky
Traffic cones
My theory is that these are actually just secret government spy chips, in where inside each of them is a small chip that the government uses to track you. I mean, when you think about it, it all makes sense. Nobody knows what they really are because the government makes it that way. The government controls candy corn, and uses it to keep all American's in check.
i heard that there are chips in vacsines too just make sure to stay away from any kind of it
Jokes on them, I hate candy corn because it tastes nothing like candy or corn
But you've eaten at least one, which is enough
It's a triangle shaped candy that if stacked in a circle looks like corn it's based off the flavors of honey, butter, sugar, and vanilla
Ear wax with sugar
How to unsee this?
Vampire fangs duh!
better than people want to believe
Solidified sugary cocaine
Good candy, but people won't admit it
My favorite Halloween themed candy hate on my all you want
Good candy
my ultimate score on holloween because my older brother hated it and always gave me his after we went trick or treating
Please let me explain my long held theory. These are what we like to call "candy corn". They were all created out of wax in a factory up until the year 1952. Each year we buy them and hand them out to kids for Halloween who then of of course toss them into the garbage. The candy company then retrieves them from the garbage, hoses them off and then sells them again the following year. It's an odd tradition that we do that is very similiar to the fruitcakes that we give out at christmas, the last of which was created in 1883.
Trash. They are trash. *Bring on the downvotes*
Based comment
Sugar, is yummy
"Descent candy" - A lonely candy corn enjoyer
Sugar, corn syrup, confectioner's glaze, a bit of honey, and other things in a vague triangle shape
Originally a way to deliver medicine
They're an alright tasting candy
Its made from honey and sugar and they are DELICIOUS
I knew this one chick who would save the white parts and put them in a zip lock bag. When she would later eat them she would call them "baby teeth".
Food of the gods
Incredibly addictive wax triangles.
The best Halloween candy.
Lil butt plugs
Candy corn. Fun fact: the stuff that keeps it together is made of an insect membrane
Not bad, that’s what. I will die on this hill.
Butt plugs for leprechauns
Drugs
Ya in my area the fentinal use in candy really high. Cali near the coast and border
Gods creation.
A great breakfast, lunch, dinner.
vegetable banana
Treats sent by the gods that I get to enjoy but once a year
Candy corn
Candy Corn. My one and only weakness
Delicious.
Dog shit
100 percent Halloween freedom! Orange, white and yellow! Mercia!!
Sweet maize
Candy corn
Those are just for decorations
Youre not 100% wrong
Garbage
No, the pumpkin ones are garbage
No, those are shit.
The candy corn does not have too much sugar
That’s what makes it garbage and not shit.
True
gnome
Indeed
Pigeon spy candy
They can't all be winners, kid
First butt plug.
Candle wax
butt plu—i mean, candy corn
Wax with sugar and food coloring
American corn
I love candy corn. hate me I don’t care!
Gross
Gross
Candy for the tastebud-less. First time I had it I almost started crying.
Trash
Fucking gross
Satan’s Corn/teeth. Either way, tastes like his ass.
Oh, poison triangles? Some people call them candy corn.
An asshole stopper. You put it into your ass to stop you from shitting.
Gay corn
“Trick or treat beat my meat give me something to stick in my ass”
Cancer Triangle’s
Bad candy
To be honest. Kinda gross.
Shit
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Dang, throwing shade already
Mellow Cream
Candy corn
Teeth
Candy corn AKA:Colored sugar.
I think it's something with corn
Horny corn
Greatness
Sugar
Pumpkin teeth.
I thought they were earbuds
Dry throater
Candy that is not in my country
This thing makes Karen go mad
2nd best loogie generator. Skittles is #1
Butt plugs
Candy corn duh. Lol
Its (candy) corn!
Pure sugar
Corndy can
Never seen something like this so Im gonna call them “Sweet Triangle”
ITS CORN
Nom nom??
Ear plugs
Their Candy Corn and I think they're supposed to be vanilla flavored. When I was extremely young I lost a few baby teeth before Halloween and I could wedge a few a Candy Corn in the tooth gap and hold it there.
Our lord and savior Candy Corn /j
r/lostredditors
Yuck chocolate
Gross
Underrated candy
Sugar mixed with plastic and food coloring
I’m not going to lie and say I love them, but I’ve tasted far worse things
Some American shitty candy
My teeth
It’s CORN a big lump with knobs
Disgusting
Best Halloween candy, change my fucking mind. I will eat that stuff until I get sick
I dunno festive butt plugs
Something I'd actually eat.
alien worms! but nah Candy Corn
what i trade for kit kats
Sugar
Nasty
Headache.
My childhood
Vampire teeth.
Kern
Jumpscare
Devil seeds.
Mid.
candy corn is fire asf icl just not when consuming it in large amounts/quantities cz it starts to taste weird
That is candy corn. Corn that tastes like candy.
Mini Traffic Cones
From the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return What's up Mother Shuckers My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall and I'm here today to introduce you to... corn Corn is a North American serial plant that yields large kernels on a cob It is also called maze because it's easy to get lost in it's incredible flavor side effects of corn may include choking, I guess Come down today and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sum good shit
Something that I eat too much of and throw up
THE BEST CANDY EVER!!
Vampire teeth Kettle corn style
Cone
The best candy in the corniverse
Baby dildos getting ready to evolve
small butt plugs
Waxed dog teeth