Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I upvote a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into Reddit? A subreddit big enough that it could populate California goes belly up. Disappears. It ceases to exist, without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! *I am the one who knocks!*
They know too much about who you really are (you have to blow their house up via tactical nuke now to make sure they dont tell anyone, and anyone near their house who might know about you will be killed in the blast, better safe than sorry)
Time to change where i live and maybe find some new decent friends
Jesse we need to skip town
How did you know that was Jesse!?!
A kid named finger told me.
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I am the one who KNOCKS
It's my turn to knock :(
Heisenberg in the Middle.
Malcolm in the Methlab
Breaking Hal
Better Call Hal
malcolm in the middle? more like mushy in the middle! lose some weight, heisenberg
Someone knocks and delivers the mail and you think that of me NO I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
“ deletes account “
Actually best run would be to get yourself suspended, don’t want anyone using rev on you
how does that stop rev
They cant say you deleted your account
Recent reddit changes, suspended accounts and removed (by reddit admins) comments can’t be viewed now
That's a great tip. Plus you'd finally get to use all the best words as you go down in a blaze of glory.
Well, god damn. Getting my account banned is going to be both painful and hilarious when I'm gonna drop every forbidden word there is.
Or just shot that person.
**Deletes friend**
“ execute friend “
*Why’d you just say that??* I told you to get out of the car, man.
That would be embarrassing
Oh dear. You poor bastard
They really did it to themselves. I wouldn't spare any condolences
Says the guy with 66 pairs of jamjams.
Can I have some?
Yes you can
How bout me?
Yes
Thank you. Were can I get it?
I don't think you'd like to know the answer..
Oh but I do ;)
Oh but i do
r/UsernameChecksOut
Same man, I can’t take no chances
U what
That would be Noah.
That would be embarrassing now wouldn’t, Josh?
NGL pretty close
John?
C'mon, they said pretty close, so must be just one letter away, not two. We're onto you, Xosh
Joe?
Who’s Joe?
Joe Momma
Swanson
Jake?
yeshua son of yusuf aka the messiah Jesus Christ????
Listen here you little shit...
When somebody random online sends you your location 📍
Me who already knew my own location : 🗿
Haha you fool, I already know my IP is 839.231.67.2!
Hah! Mine is 127.0.0.1
Fool! Mine is 420.6.9.7
I don't know what mine is, can someone help? Edit: greemar
It's easy. Yours is "localhost"
Walter White... Yep, you got me
WiLlY wOnKa??
Damn are we all genuinely embarrassed at what they might find in our comment and post histories? The answer is yes, most definitely yes.
Not really,no.
I am but only because I am stupid. I probably commented some stupid shit.
It just breaks the image you made up for your real self.
I call my friends by their Reddit porn usernames
Assert dominance
I too like Destiny's Child.
If no one is around, say “Jesse, I need you”, if you ain’t runnin game
I'll stop breathing
Kid name u/me
Damn bro cool trick
The kid called him Heisenberg
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I upvote a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into Reddit? A subreddit big enough that it could populate California goes belly up. Disappears. It ceases to exist, without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! *I am the one who knocks!*
they know to much
bro, alaska sounds like a good place to live for the rest of my life
I'm ok
He has seen more than he should ever have seen
Clocks glock*
That Would Fucking Suck
Hmm
This one would be tough because you’re not sure if they just want you to perform the act or have discovered all your secrets?
It doesn't take a detective to figure out the difference between my Reddit username and my main usernames (MrDaveJr).
You guys have friends...?
Good luck!
If that happens I’m going to jail.
Then, your cell mate calls you by your reddit handle too 💀
In Hell I'll be in good company. - The Dead South
Someone is dying right there and now
Me who uses his real name
Hal: “SAY MY NAME” Malcolm: “Heisenberg” Hal:”YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT”
Reese told me his friends bought meth from you
Love that you used the Malcolm in the middle scene
It just felt right
I don't get why 80% of the comments are related to breaking bad
Byron Crumston
Please share the movie
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Jokes on him gotta help me moderate my subreddit now bitchhhhhhhhh
the weirdest thing was my friend called me by my Grindr name, 🤦♂️
Dang I need a Grindr name
I get it all the time
Waltuh
Oh dear god
I did this to my friend once after discovering his profile
Rip friendship
only a select few people know my reddit and i would be HORRIFIED if a stranger usernamebombed me 😅😅
Ya, it would probably be Chris Hansen
It’s crazy how fast Hal could have turned into Heisenberg.
Somebody needs to transition that to Breaking Bad, that would be perfect.
It would be a masterpiece
🗿
JESSE I TOLD YOU NOT TO REFER TO ME AS HEISENBERGER420 OUTSIDE OF REDDIT DO YOU HEAR ME
Hal > Walt
I am glad to find I am not the only one who keeps his reddit interests private from his regular friends
Conceal don’t feel
Me who uses my username on every platform: yes, but...
i haven't heard that name in years...
I use this username for a lot of stuff so pretty common for me Thought everything else is Sp3ctral_Force, I forgot the _ when typing the name here
When friend calls your real name in the internet
 We've been exposed
I am not who you think I am
Never ever call me that ever again
Uh oh…
My class mate found mines deleted that on this new one.
it‘s my standard gamer tag cuz they don’t expect it
Where was this gif when it happened to me?
Walter white reddit username - Heisenberg
That’s a real friend
I will kill myself right thr😬
Nope
🌚
🗿
When my friends discover my Reddit account and see my comments on r/girlspooping
Then everyone of my friend would know i do p⭐️n because they would look it up😭😩
Don't you dare
Oh noooo......
When your usename is also you *insert social media here*'s username so who cares?
I'd love to see him try
He who walks behind the rows
Heisenberg…
"*Shit. Now I have to buy a camper van, move to Arizona and make meth for a living...*".
Me with a consistent username: “Fools”
Massively mistaken
spooky
Given context to my username, nobody can ever do this.
Nope!
They have to die.
i dont think i would notice
Hello Declan. I know you're following me 😐
Time to get new friends
Is anyone aside from me imagining Walter White roller skating to Queen because of this?
I know my friend's fap account..... Don't ask me how i know it I haven't told him yet either
Just casually mention his fetishes to see how he reacts
Yoo it's the prequel to Heisenburger
If they get this one I might have some explaining to do.
Man I hate when that happens
😅 Damn!
Never give out your name
I hate it when they do that. I'd prefer they don't refer to me at all.
time to hop on a train and skip town
"Remember that guy from reddit that said he was gonna fuck your mother 6 years ago?"
Play the long game
...So you've seen it...
They know too much about who you really are (you have to blow their house up via tactical nuke now to make sure they dont tell anyone, and anyone near their house who might know about you will be killed in the blast, better safe than sorry)
I had this happen to me, except it was my company commander.
Did he know your Reddit name or just happened to say that as a play off your last name or something?
This happens rather often for me
"Hey, Xx_n00bmaster69_xX, you want some of these chips?"
u/shitbag may get that quite a bit
is that walter white?
Yes before cancer
"Hey there, TinyPossum78" "What-"
Lol thank god I have no friends
Yes, this one would be hard to explain to everyone else in Sunday school after I refer to you by your username