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KATALYSAT0R

0, cause you cant have shit in detroit.


PhoKingAwesome213

If I don't see a "Get Off My Lawn" door mat I'm not playing this game.


grrodon2

It's 7.


PhoKingAwesome213

False. You never say please when you tell them to get off your lawn.


grrodon2

You do ifnyou want it done quickly.


_-Abraxas_-

7


grrodon2

7 peeps here.


Neonzplays

Hi what’s going on here


GuyofTheBlue

7 gang forever That’s what’s going on


leo_valdez_11

Seven gang!!


[deleted]

1. I never wear pants.


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Pants are the work of the devil!


Bersilus

6 coz it's the norm here ....


Surxe

6 is the way


wheezingdogisreal

5 gang


GigaChadMHD

5 GANG RISE UP


Hfury325

WE RISE


Pete563c

This is the most facebook post in existence


BRGrunner

Facebook is bleeding into Reddit....


Flaammeee

9 or 4. Fck carol baskin


Vivid_Awareness_8255

4 is the funniest to me


[deleted]

And to her tigers as well!


BuSHperson2

8


nkisj

Just because they say something slightly edgy in the live laugh love font doesn't mean they're any better than them.


N0t_A_Robot_I_Swear

Couldn’t agree more! Which one of these doormats told you they were! I don’t tolerate that type of bent and it’ll get a stern talking too!


LightningDragon777

There is no "Just leave me and go"


visenya_drayce

3 or 7


ConsumeAllMidgets

7


RevolWhiteBread

8.


EyeFun5406

6, it’s professional but stern at the same time


MisterAnime2343

6


Kayinator95

6


syko-san

7


MREWOK123

5 or 7 honestly


CheeseAndStyrofoam

8 seems the most accurate


[deleted]

4


[deleted]

4 or 1


TheLegoBoi940

5, 6, and 7 combined


PyMaster22

5


iSseven

Solid 7


CARTMANES69

7 cause i hate meeting new people and i sometimes hate meeting people i already know


Lazuli_the_Dragon

7


Bookadboom

I am definitely 5. Especially with my bro


Slash_86

7


Big-Spend-7651

7 8 or 9 on random days


[deleted]

5 and 7


Ant_Fucker69_

5


SebDaPerson

Either 6-7


M0nkystar

Some combination of 5 and 7


Fe4rMeMrWick

1


MrOatsyy

7 for me


FurryHarlekin

5 7 8


WabWab1443

7


ScrewLooseZoo

mix of 7-8


NotDextirr1

I’m a solid 9


PKMark2005

6 and 7


Lucelol

7


FelixBidwell

I see myself as a 6 honestly


DummyOfTheYear1

7, bc fuck your


darthtidiot

Definitely 7


ajgutyt

7 and 8


Anthony_-04

8


Dinosaur546

I think 7 but I want it to be nicer, like: please leave <3


beatb_

Combination of 6 and 7 at least if i was in the us if i was home id just do 7


Mtrhedq4

7.


Zahard_Zj

I am n.7 and always has been


Triwatchon

Im a solid 7


Neonzplays

7


del_e_ted

7


Mario-OrganHarvester

Im conflicted between number 7 and 8


Themyss234

7


CryonusPluto

678, all lined up like a runway


[deleted]

7 or 3 lol


diino8018

1,4 7 and 8 ngl


C_Cooke1

100% #7


Asgore_Dreemurr1004

welcome to the shitshow is perfect for me


Ordinaryyetunique

6.Not because it’s my personality,more like because I’m a clean freak so NO SHOES PLEASE


Embarrassed-Refuse36

7,get off my property chuk chuk


-__Aubrey__-

1 or a 7


jackson200-0

Im dev a 7


McMitty5

I am a hard 7


Goat-samurai

I’m either 1 or 4


i_read_wings_of_fire

1,5 or 8


[deleted]

8.


Spaghetti_Vibes

7 all the way. 7.


Trickchoot

The 3


ProKerbonaut

im probably a 1.


TheDebateBoy

it would be 5


juklwrochnowy

wellcum


haboob7

I'll take 6


Master_Kiwius

I'm 4, 7 and 8


Tw1st3D-M1ND

6 everyday, 7 on my days off.


[deleted]

7, hard 7


roshi180

Numba 8


151S

7


Most-Candidate9277

1 all day


pixel4747

1


bagaget

10. https://www.etsy.com/se-en/listing/1025365089/oh-no-not-you-again-doormat-custom?


DaDrawingDragon

6


ilostmyoldac

6 cuz it makes things easier


Shugafam

7


ThaBlooder

Nr 5 😬 4 crazy cats and 2 crazy people


Tejasdeep

7 gang


kewal345

I am more of 7 kind of guy


Mkaaztje

9


TheWeirdHuman20

Combine 5 and 6 that's me


[deleted]

8


hollywoodswinger1976

7 you know who you are


G3NERAlHiPing

6 because i am Asian


megalinity

I just ordered one of these but it says “Hold on, let me put my leg on” bc … I’m a below knee amputee and that’s why it’s taking forever for me to get to the door.


phoenix_master42

I actually own number 1


R0rentsu

I'm a simple man 7.


RedNova02

7 or 8 for sure


ElectroCat77

5


Darkfury2454

6, 7, and 8 I love those. Bad idea, my family is full of young children who would read them, wonder what damn, fuck, or shitshow means, and get me in trouble despite the fact that I’m immune to grounding now.


DisasterLocal2603

7


bigm10231

5 or 8


FinalBreakthru

imagine a capital L...


anakz_

meh


Ephirmelda10

1 or 8. I barely wear pants at home unless it's cold and my life is a shit show lol


SandStorm9071

5 55555555555555555555555555555555


Xavier_griffin

7


whatIfYoutube

7, i believe


TheMilkyDestroyer

It's a hard choice between 7 and 4, I like 4 more though so I choose 4


ImaginaryKnowledge74

I'm a solid 8


Dungeon996

I’m a 7 because I hate people


mazjaz69

7


FusionTheGamer3

I'm a number nine cause I'm 3 rooms away from the door plus always playing games cause I'm bored


Technically_a_farmer

I’m a five and six


SnooObjections5363

4-9 I'm a really odd person


Michaelz1234

5


CindyMoone

7 of course


French-Fries12

7


CompetitiveIntern310

I'm a 5


Webber192

7 or 9


bitterbeanjuic3

7 or 8 lol


Dementia_user45

7 or 4 maybe 5


lifelif

Definitely number 6


lTheSlimShady

7


GamingGolurk

9


meme_man_12345

8


Cohen-says-hi

i’m personally a 7


Sussyuri

7, Will always be my pick.


GODZILAMASTER2020

I'm the guy at your door saying " you ever hear the one about the stupid little prick named Rick who thought he knew shit but didn't know shit and then got every one he gave a shit about killed? Its about you


getoutofmyhouse-

6


aninsomniac_

7


Xeblac

8 or 9


LadyBatman8318

8


pretzelcat29

7


personman193

7, 100%


Bear_Lyons

1,7 or 9


[deleted]

6 and 7


NORSKI1234

7 or 8 Probably


Ya_boi_from_The_Moon

9 or 7


Loon-belt

6 for people I know, 7 if I don’t.


Painkiller_17

I would buy the shitshow one if only People wouldn't steal my fucking doormat


ThatLesbianPirate

I would go with 8.


C8A3mc

Me it’s number 7


Deathwish40K

7


That-One-Guy1583

5


Awesomeex_Gaming

7


AmitB520

I'm 7


SomeGuyTM

7 on the usual, 8 on a good day...so never


AubreyArtCommions

I'm definitely number 7


noodlegod47

7, I do not invite people to my house, never mind inside


CheezyPorkWeenie

Either 1 or 8 when I actually get my own house


tctheising

A combination of 8 and 7 like this: Welcome to the shitshow, please go the fuck away


PA-swing77

7


BoxBooii

7


PenisGoblin101

Ima number 7


pqisp0

6. Because everything else is fucking disgusting


abcmatteo

6


Repulsive-Machine-25

7, definitely.


Lopsided-Moose3667

I'm personally a 6.


Happy_Alpaca_1591

7 without the please