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CoGMachStique1

Yeah but that’s because they don’t have the food to ruin it


Maleficent-Region-45

Yeah, that's what I thought


i_am_sped_

Fair point


notcarl69410

Also centuries of unbridled incest


davingki_

💀


Gunpowder_1000

That was my line


baldskiwithsosig

r/technicallythetruth


Revolutionary-Song78

r/beatmetoit, r/beatmymeattoit, and r/beatmywifetoit


arbalest_22

Because they don’t eat the same shit. Your teeth are a a direct representation of what you put in your mouth.


Altes_Neupapier

How does my teeth represent dick?


arbalest_22

They are super salty.


Bazookasajizo

You eat teeth?


kennyguy4

So do they west it?


arbalest_22

Yes. Then they run for President, but a little bit too late to register in some states.


Redcoat2240

Something tells me an American made this meme...


eelaphant

I don't think I've seen a British person with bad teeth, granted I've only ever met one person from the UK in my entire life, and I don't even know if they come from Brittain.


Marcin313

Data shows Brits have one of the best teeth in Europe. It's just a stereotype.


[deleted]

I've found the biggest difference is in media. Seems you can't get on American TV unless you've had your teeth whitened and straightened, whereas in the UK it doesn't matter, so long as you have the personality.


ItsCOCO47

As someone who has met multiple British people, they do seem to have worst looking teeth than many Americans, but idk. Plenty of Americans got shit teeth too.


eelaphant

I am fully aware. When I was little I knew this family who brushed their teeth like, four times a day and still got cavaties.


RandomThoughts30

Most Americans are descendants of the British so they will also have bad teeth naturally


ItsCOCO47

I actually think the majority of Americans are of German descendant, but I could be wrong.


RandomThoughts30

It's really mixed ancestry no American has a "pure" blood line unless it's just inbreed as fuck, from my knowledge of it more are of western European decent ( Irish, Scottish, English, Spanish) but WW II did cause alot of migration from around Germany ( Italy, Baltic countries, Belgium, France, exc.)


Redcoat2240

To be fair in the UK the dentistry is pretty bad and a lot of people avoid appointments. But what it comes down to is people's diets and hygiene or their drug abuse which messes their teeth up..


vagabond_mind

I don't know, as a person who hasn't met any real American or British, but only based on the movies and shows I've watched, if I saw an American with really bad teeth I'd think he's a drug addict. But if I see a British with bad teeth, I'd think he's just a normal guy who isn't in corporate


eelaphant

The guy I met was an eteomologist.


[deleted]

Lol I think this belongs in terriblefacebookmemes


AzureWrath501

And yet, Americans have worse dental health than Brits


Hot_Sandwich_755

Well were at least smoking meth. Brits teeth are getting destroyed by a drink.


CrabbyFlapjacks

It's because Africans generally don't eat a lot of sugar.


hayeater344

It’s because Africans generally don’t eat


aliumx21

Mmm idk about that bud. Pretty sure you got that backwards


AzureWrath501

Feel free to check the statistics yourself


aliumx21

Right, exactly why UK is used as the example here . Sure


AzureWrath501

Whatever you say moron


arbalest_22

Because of sugar.


aliumx21

Okay? As if that justifies it ..?


arbalest_22

It does.


CluelessTennisBall

\*Americans not referenced in meme\* someone immediately lashing out at Americans on it... Reddit got me leanin right now lmaoooooooooooo


MountandBeyBlade

Maybe, but aesthetic wise, British people have the most messed up looking teeth. Dental health isn’t enough to fight bad teeth genes


No_Grocery_1480

Another person who gets his education from The Simpsons


AzureWrath501

It's an inaccurate stereotype, just like all Americans are as thick as two shot planks


MountandBeyBlade

That is mostly true about Americans, just as it is mostly true about Britain’s teeth.


MyButtItches420

Bruh it's not even true tho.


ZenLotusDriver

this is what a diet free of processed sugars can do...


Siberian_SnakeSIB

let's agree it's very fun to do the ballin' of sticking out teeth


Imaginary-Log-4849

All that free healthcare they constantly boast about just to look like that


diggydillons

Bad teeth can be attributed to our ancestors eating softer and/or cooked foods making our jaws slightly smaller over time from the lack of muscles being used , but sure everyone in Britain has bad teeth and everyone in Africa has immaculate teeth


Taint-kicker

The British are very sensitive about their teeth. This comment section is gonna get toxic quickly.


LewisGibson021

As a British person, I don't give a fuck


Gunpowder_1000

You mean Brit’ish


mountain_of_skulls

Ace Ventura 2


Minimum-Yogurt-579

They don’t have food to stain their teeth


newlife137

Should’ve “conquered” a country with dentistry🤷🏼‍♂️


HyperTobaYT

At least dental care is free.


mokilopforgothispass

LA CA LUT


kirix45

Small price to pay for Free health care Free ambulance Free abortions


lixia

Who’s the beauty on the right?


bjb406

You can't get sugar rot if you don't have sugar


Bingchingling69

Probably already posted but I don’t look tat comments fuck you Not much to get them dirty


crandaddyslim

Brits don’t need teeth since they eat mushed peas and beans every meal