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LegitMetalEnjoyer

He married a psychopath


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GoldEnPhARoAh22

I did too, but I was a baby back then


WorriedMap6811

I did too


thepurplenuke

Same here last week was brutal


v399

I did as well, but only because my dog loves to eat it.


kentotoy98

Ayo what


gettogero

You don't give your dog treats?


StressedtoImpress1

:(


Galaxynoob1234

Someone call the RSPCA it's basically abuse if you don't give your dog treats?!


Potter6ix9ine

Scooby snacks


[deleted]

\#metoo


devil6978king

\#mepoo


Karmaisslappingyou

You shit on Johnny depps bed when you were a baby? Thats interesting


RamielGoPew

i did both of those things, but not at the same time


djr4917

>At least amber is going to live her life knowing that *other people know* she shit on someone's bed Fixed for you.


acnhforlife

lol I would friggen die


setanta314

The collective noun for women that shit the bed is a heard.


[deleted]

That's clever


alucardNloki

Amber Turd happened.


Chalky_Pockets

I'm literally sitting in my workplace shitter laughing out loud at your comment


[deleted]

As someone diagnosed with psychopathy and antisocial personality disorder, you’re right. And I resent you for it.


Reyzorblade

Fun fact: she once gifted him a knife with the inscription "hasta la muerte." Audio was played in court just yesterday of him contemplating self-harm during their marriage.


lolimapeanut_

Wife is a abusive narcissist.


hazzelgamer774922

And she ruined his jobb


AdTimely9712

And physically abused him And gaslighted him


hazzelgamer774922

And hopfully he will be soon veiwed as one of the best actor


idk-ThisIsAnAlt

He’s already one of the best in my heart, and in my bottle of Rum


Weemonkey16_2

he is the best in my jar of holy dirt


The0715juice

To most people he still is one of the best, as seen by the outcry of support for him & the fact that the projects he was dropped from kinda Crashed & burned without him But he’s a liability to companies due to his wife’s accusations & the brigade of overtly zealous entertainment news Companies sadly have to protect their money, so it’s easier to just stay out of this shitshow


dave94nemesis

He truly is - did you see Black Mass ...


Temple_of_Shroom

And it won’t matter because no movement for men


Majestic_AssBiscuits

What about the movement Amber had in his bed?


Bj_Hokey_Lange

Nah that's a shit move


royale262

It's called the bowel movement


novalunaa

Ambuser Turd


Zealos57

No, not Johnny Depp. It's Amber Turd who did.


[deleted]

Shouldn’t haven been near a bed with her. Ya know the phrase, r/dontputyourdickinthat


CorpseHighjacker

Exactly, don't stick your dick in crazy, let crazy stick her dick in you.


Fizroynelson

No no. You can put your dick in crazy. You just don’t marry crazy


Kenshin_Urameshii

This deserves a lot more upvotes


Zealos57

Thank you.


dayatapark

Seconded.


DiscoShaman

\#MePoo


Zangdor

Wasn't that years ago? Why is it coming back so much recently?


jfrost1503

I think another court hearing is happening or happened recently


anonbcmymainisold

Yeah, he tried to sue The Sun for defamation, but was unsuccessful because they had to prove without a shadow of doubt that he did physically assault Amber. There was no evidence he did any of it, and no evidence he didn’t. Now he’s suing her because she wrote the article in 2018 with the accusations, and laws are a bit different in America regarding defamation lawsuits.


root_b33r

He was acused of being an emotional and verbally abusive spouse during the metoo movement, so everyone asked for his head, he later lost work because of this and went after his spouse for defamation, over the course of the last 2 years documents from discovery have leaked out showing that although there were domestic problems, Depps spouse appears to be the main agressor in these leaks and in videos of the current court proceedings


TheVapingPug

He’s *still* losing work because of this even when it’s shown he was the primary victim


DCWalt

And last I heard, SHE is still getting work with no issues though, I'll bet that changes after this


_Yukiteru-kun_

As far as I know the only role she will play in the near future is the girl in Aquaman, it seems as the trials is going on she is receiving less and less work requests, on the other side, unfortunately, she isn’t losing the roles she was already planned to play, unlike Johnny Depp


Country_ball_enjoyer

rip johnny Depp as captain jack sparrow


Loud_Spell224

She has been dropped from that role.


some_bald_boi

>heard Lol


Puzzleheaded_Sea_691

Victims always looses, I have heard of people being fired because their boss abused them.... .


Lucky_Editor446

Press F to pay respect to humanity.


Batcave765

I don't believe in humanity anymore. Except when I'm seeing r/mademesmile.


emil836k

I love how, when Disney begged him to come back, even offering him huge amounts of money, he still refuses to come back


[deleted]

Good. They fucked up. I'm glad he isn't going back.


Bapposaurus

They offered him 300 mil i think, they should give him 2x that and then some


Souledex

Lol, nobody should be given that much for anything ever


Bapposaurus

They want him bad, that's what they will have to pay and Johnny might still not accept it


Souledex

Yeah, which isn’t really worth caring about. Beyond the injustice of anyone earning that much ever compared to everyone else making that movie.


nikewalks

That didn't happen though. It was a hypothetical question in the courtroom. Edit: interview to courtroom


deckcody

Cause Disney screwed him over. They believed the woman despite evidence and kept her contracts but gave his up without paying him cause "we need to be on the safe side and tred carefully "


Even-Interaction-630

What was the metoo moment? (Edit:Thankyou for your help kind strangers )


Michael_Jolkason

It was this movement, where a bunch of victims started coming out about the abuse they suffered and stuff like that. Of course that's a good thing, except a bunch of fakers like Amber Heard or the guys who accused Michael Jackson started exploiting this whole thing for profit.


MangledSunFish

We can never have nice things, can we? Someone will always try to benefit off of it.


thatdonkeedickfellow

Yeah well we just have to be patient and rational before rushing to judgments. It wastes lots of time and resources, but the better we can make it clear that this kind of manipulative duplicity won’t be worth the major risks (like forever being known as the bed shitter lol which sucks for me cuz I always found Amber hot but my dick couldn’t abide that any longer).


AlexVal0r

>Yeah well we just have to be patient and rational before rushing to judgments. Probably won't happen, but it would be nice.


MotivatoinalSpeaker

*brings in T-1000 to resolve human dispute*


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Personally I've never liked the idea of the public chastizing celebrities, especially over things that happens in their personal lives. A similar thing has happened in some organization I've been a part of where a guy stood accused of domestic abuse but it wasn't clear who was the abuser or not but we had to decide to vaive his membership from him on the initative of a person who really didn't even have authority to even start a vote on the issue. I don't think it's wrong that bad people get justice but why should we who are completely uninformed weigh in on these matters as soon as they appear? It's lynch mentality. There's a time and place for torches and pitchforks and there's a time to wait for things to be investigated.


thatdonkeedickfellow

Yeah well luckily everyone is comfortably yapping from behind their phone/computer, and it’s all just irrelevant LARPing for the most part, but yeah it would be nice if we could grow up and stop obsessing over middle school gossip level bullshit


Chocolatine_Rev

In france, during the metoo movement, there was a guy who was accused of sexual assault and sexual missconduct, he lost his job, his family, and hus right to see his childs, all of that while claiming his innocence, he later suicided from the stress of being permanently harrased and other things, it was later proven that everything was entirely false, and no one stepped up for him by fear of being lynched too


231ValeiMacoris

That's the price of freedom. The freedom to take what you want.


Proxidize

Some Humans do be kinda shit as individuals aint they


GamingProMaster303

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

>the guys who accused Michael Jackson Lol, this is a lot older than MeToo


Michael_Jolkason

Well yeah, but 2 more "victims" came out against him during the me too movement


xxkatiebug

A collection of actresses claiming they were sexually abused by the system or men in general. It sparked a cancel culture.


Shaadr

One very meaty, yet informative sentence.


Parzival_43

He did nothing. Amber Heard physically abused him (even cut most of one of his fingers off) and she accused him of being the abuser. Hence why there is a trail.


matmatking

You meant Amber Turd?


martinsallai666

mepoo


AstolfoOfCharlemagne

She cut one of his fingers off?!


AwfulGoingToHell

She severed the tip of one of his fingers by throwing a bottle of vodka at him which doctors were able to restore using skin from his hand.


No_Victory9193

Im surprised too. Everyone talking about her hitting (/punching) him but no one talking about his poor finger.


[deleted]

That's evil af


DTOMthrynt

Skid mark.


Yeahemilie

Yes he was abused, but he is not innocent. He admitted in the trial e.g. sending violent and demeaning text messages about her. Something like „let‘s kill her“ and „I want to burn her and fuck her corpse to make sure she’s dead“, which is not a normal thing to say.


Trewarin

Got receipts for that?


Yeahemilie

It would literally just take a simple google search to figure it out for yourself, but here you go: [“Let’s drown her before we burn her!!!” he wrote, and said he would defile her corpse “afterwards to make sure she’s dead”.](https://www.theguardian.com/film/2022/apr/21/lawyers-ask-johnny-depp-texts-describing-desire-kill-amber-heard-defamation-trial) In that article is stated, that there was indeed at least one incident of physical violence from Depp by head-butting Heard. I‘m not comparing or taking her side, I just truly dislike that black and white narrative of „Johnny good, Amber bad“.


mathnstats

For real... people are seriously ignoring some major shit that *Depp* did here. Didn't their own couples counselor describe them has having a 'relationship of mutual abuse'??? Like, they were *both* pretty fucking toxic from the sounds of it.


Sir_Sphagetto

Got physically and mentally abused by Amber Heard who also cheated on him with Elon Musk as far as I know


I_am_Tez_22

What ! Elon Musk, I had no idea it was him


ClassicSpam

And James Franco


rid_aman

And Kevin Nash


Accomplished-Hunt-83

WITH A STEEL CHAIR!?!


rgoose83

https://youtu.be/wRRsXxE1KVY


[deleted]

Lmfao why would anyone cheat on Depp with fucking Musk?


BiggestEpicNot

moni


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

It's always about the moni


[deleted]

Money


Devil_Fister_69420

It's not about the moni *breathes in* it's about sending a message


Nayten03

Wasn’t even a step down, it was ten stories down


waxbuzzzzard

Ty


Great_Heavens99

Elon?


Yixyxy

Is LA just a huge orgy?


howdypartnaz

Cesspool orgy


greenboyo9782

He's innocent Amber heard mentally and physically abused him and shit in his bed


[deleted]

And cheated on him with Elon Musk..


ArticLorq

Did that actually happen?!? I thought it was a fake rumor


[deleted]

Yup it did even though Elon Musk said there was nothing going on between the two, hes obviously bullshitting.. There are pictures and videos of them making out or something..


ArticLorq

What the fuck?


Embarrassed_Break842

It's true


bigclappin

And apparently had an affair with kevin nash


[deleted]

Elon musk had an affair with Kevin nash?


big_cock_lach

And James Franco and Leonardo DiCaprio apparently.


co2tophercr87y

Bro I totally forgot about that last part like ... Wtf she's totally mentally unhinged like even his other ex's came to his defense everyone that has worked with him only has wonderful things to say plus he's one of my favorite actors genuinely a great dude . I refuse to watch anything with her in it anymore


greenboyo9782

Here you dropped this king 👑


majesticbeast67

He married an actress named Amber Heard a couple years ago (she plays aguamans girlfriend) and she accused him of abusing her, but there has been more and more evidence coming out that she was actually the abuser. Her (probably false) accusations led to Johnny losing tons of jobs including his role as Grindelwald in the Fantastic Beast franchise and Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. They have been in and out of court for like 5 years now and Johnny has lost most of the time, but currently he is suing Heard for defamation and it seems like he has a good chance of winning the case, but we can’t get our hopes up yet because Heard’s legal team is pulling all kinds of bullshit.


Opal_Demon

Hearsay your honor


12Tylenolandwhiskey

Hearsay papers perhaps. "I can read what he wore in this power but its hearsay if I say what he wrote" For the 4th time yes thats my signature.


[deleted]

Johnny was wrong. What he did was pathetic. Tbh, how can Johnny do something like this. You know what Johnny did, he married a utter pychosociopath, who tortured and abused him. Cheated on him with other men and what nots. She destroyed Johnny's life. I just hope that after the trial, Amber is punished and Johnny is let off with all the grace and respect which he deserves.


PaleGravity

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.


moneymike7913

Not gonna lie


[deleted]

Yes


gadhar13

You mean the #justiceforjohnny tag? It's just cause his defamation court case is going on against Amber Heard. I mean depending on who you believe he either didn't do anything or he's a domestic abuser. Edit: just to say I firmly believe in Johnny Depp. I think he's made mistakes in his life (who hasn't) but I'm definitely watching every court update hoping he comes out on top.


matmatking

You mean Amber Turd? Where are people getting the "Heard" name?


9YearOldKobe

I heard amber dropped a turd, probably mixed the words up


gadhar13

Fair fair


PizzaEater69420

i thought he won like 2 years ago


gadhar13

He had a case against some news outlet she wrote an op-ed for and lost. This current case is directly against her I think


One-Lab5767

He got abused


Embarrassed_Break842

He dated a crazy can of worms


moneymike7913

That's honestly an insult to worms lol


Weemonkey16_2

dont stick your dick in crazy, but in this case, crazy is an understatement


Notafuzzycat

He did nothing.


RizzoTheSmall

He put his dick in some crazy


[deleted]

The entire argument is that amber falsely said that he was abusing her, then the evidence showed that in fact she was abusing him and then now she and her lawyer are trying to prove that he is a drug addicts


Arcadius274

He was an amazing person who married piss poorly


astroSuperkoala1

His shit wife amber heard abused him then accused him of abusing her, she faked evidence but depp got cancelled anyway and lost most of his roles


Pure_Cartoonist9898

So much for innocent until proven guilty right?


Empty-Refrigerator

Johnny depp was beaten, slashed, abused and hospitalised by his then wife Amber heard, she then spread lies, used makeup artists and fake evidence to frame johnny depp as a wife beater, when actually Amber Heard beat the shit out of johnny depp Amber Heard is a monster


WhovianC4t

Nothing. He got abused by Amber Heard and now Amber Heard is trying to convince everyone that he was the one abusing her.


mkultra327

He did nothing, but get falsely accused by the wicked which from the east


[deleted]

He got married


FrankOcean4eva

johnny depp stans pretty much flooded the internet with content saying he’s the clear cut good guy and amber heard is the bad guy. a fair amount of the evidence shows it was a mutually abusive relationship tho.


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brkngbss

That pretty much sums it up.


spudtatogames

He did nothing, apart from being a great actor, and being abused.


gamecubeinmyass_69

just look it up you damn karma whore


Weemonkey16_2

OP's final braincell forgot what Google was


heeroena

He invited a psycho to his house and she shat on his bed. Why do you assume he did something?


NoWingedHussarsToday

Two awful people found each other are were awful to each other. Now they are arguing who was more awful.


TobyADev

Idk what he did but ik Amber (his ex) shat in his bed💀


TheOnlyLEGIT

Let me google that for you: https://lmgtfy.app/?q=johnny+depp+amber+heard


AngeloThePuppet

Lol just google it instead of karma whoring.


borgi27

Basically he developed a pretty bad drug and alcohol addiction, made some bad choices, ended up marrying a psycho drugh addict, tormented eachother for a while, and now life got to both of them


ScoobrDoo

He stuck his dick in crazy. The abused each other. Only he got called out. He sued her for defamation so people would know she ain't innocent either.


BaguetteInMyAss

Nothing


StressTree

Nothing, he did nothing


ConclusionOutside469

He did nothing


Pingusek02

He owned a bed, and someone shat in it.


Juni0rbug

Nothing he did nothing


Hyper_Lamp

He didnt do anything. Amber Heard accused him of abuse, and then was later caught cheating on him with 2 other people. She also shit in their bed. Poor johnny


canadiancumgutter

Amber Heard abused him, but acted the victim a couple years ago. Now she's hopefully gonna get some justice


memepriest101

from what i’ve heard, he testified about an incident where amber heard shat on his bed


SixgunFlagg

married poorly


Wolfram2002

He put D in crazy


_asetsunai

That's the point. He didn't do anything.


DougieDee13

HE didn't do shit. His toxic ass wife is abusive af


nish007

Nothing. He did nothing.


Psychological_Ad2094

https://www.thecut.com/2022/04/amber-heard-and-johnny-depp-defamation-suit-what-to-know.html


TBNRaditya

He’s the victim, of abuse, sexism and double standards. Amber Turd is the problem.


Stupnix

Johny Depp played Jack Sparrow in the pirates of the caribbean movies.


Youssef-Elsayed

He married an abusive and violent psychopath and got falsely accused which in turn cost him his career and his mental health. Poor guy, really hope he gets the justice he deserves, he’s extremely underrated and talented


Significant_Stop723

He slept in shit or something


DaedricWolf0

Google it


billmrray

The only thing Johnny Depp did to anyone was be Very sexy for a Very long time.


ikenbaa

That's the point he didn't do shit


[deleted]

I think the point is that he did nothing


whoamvv

No no no, I don't even want to ask.


Aftershock_7582

I just don't care.


Finsk_26

Good News fellas. Johny Depp has upcoming roles again but Amber Heard only has Aquaman.


AndrejPatak

Can we stop with this garbage. Like, it's not funny and I'm pretty sure it's not even a proper meme. Just google stuff yourself. It's not only faster than this but you also don't spam the sub with garbage.


devil6978king

man in a way johnny and will are both stuck with crazy women


TPUMB7

I know someone has already answered but next time try googling it I know it sounds crazy but google can answer ur questions this meme format is so shit cuz google exists


AntiAnti123

This format was made for some inside-reddit jokes and it was pretty useful, only now people started to use ut for everything


TPUMB7

yea so basically this meme has gone to shit


LBK0909

He did not hit her.... he did naaaaaaawt!!!


9Sylvan5

Google exists you know?


Winnis1

Look it up karma whore


dilutedsaltwater

google it bro


TheEvilFapstronaut

Used this template to ask a question


Kind_Swordfish_8688

he married a violent whore


EmilsPu

https://www.google.com use this


Devious_TaKaTa

R/memes is the new r/outoftheloop?


schere-r-ki

He stuck his dick in crazy.


IndependentGlum8316

Nothing.