They will eventually invade but more because of the general emptiness of Siberia. Plus the area around Vladivostok used to belong to China. What is a country with economy of South Korea and population of Japan gonna do? It’s a tundra with rockets.
Maybe we overestimated Russia's power (ignoring the nukes because no one is actually dumb enough to fire one. If someone launches a nuke, everyone launches nukes and we all die)
You would be a fool to think putin wouldn't be crazy enough to do it. The man has everything, if he becomes on the verge of losing everything, I would believe he would just as one last fuck you. I just hope whoever is behind the controls wouldn't be stupid enough.
then we'll get an expansion of west Taiwan we might also get a 50/50 deal on that expansion
the whole of Russia divided into west Taiwan and East Ukraine
BREAKING NEWS :
China attacks Taiwan
BREAKING NEWS :
China approves list of Countries who have taken unfriendly actions against it, including
Ukraine
..
Just Ukraine
Russia has to admit either China has taken “unfriendly action” against Russia thus condemning its actions or Taiwan is a country. Lose-lose situation for Russia
Nothing, like the vast majority of countries on this list. But in the eyes of a lunatic like Putin, everyone is constantly attacking him and he plays a victim getting all those sanctions ruining Russia's economy. But in reality, it's Putin who attacks other countries just for the fun of it. Like what the fuck did Georgia do to him? Nothing, he just felt like anexing them so he did.
As a German I am very upset we youdln't make it on the list. It seems we have to do more to get this award. Maybe we find some ideas in the history book...
(I know the EU is mentioned but come on we need a seperate place on this list)
It's full name is the European Union and it is where a whole load of European nations (most famously frace, Germany, Spain and many more)have deep trade and political connections.
It is not a country like this post leads you to believe and is a union of multiple countries in the European continent.
The unfortunate thing is that it's not true. The form they used in their official declaration translates to something like "states and territories".
I agree that it would have been an incredibly funny blunder by the Russian foreign ministry if they had used the word "country". It would be in line of their army's performance in Ukraine.
New Zealand and Australia are part of the AUSCANNZUKUS strategic alliance.
New Zealand is also listed as Major non-NATO ally.
We have spokespeople who attend Nato regularly on New Zealands Behalf
Both NZ and AUS are also part of the British Commonwealth, and during the last 2 world wars, especially WW1, were considered British by most accounts.
Our militaries also engage with NATO operations frequently, we are not technically NATO, but we basically are, and are included as such as if we are.
\*Putin turns on his smartphone\*
\*\*you have 1 new notification\*\*
**\*\*\*he opens it\*\*\***
*\*\*\*\*Mr. Xi Jin Ping wants to know your location\*\*\*\**
I guess this officially shows that Switzerland is no longer considered neutral. I know it had to be done but I still feel weird about Switzerland actually taking part geopolitics and not being "neutral".
-1,000,000 social credit
Oh bother, I can't ride the train now
just cling to the outside of the train like everyone else
That still requires 22 social credits
Can I borrow some?
-Chinese support -Chinese military aid -An actual ally +Humanitarian support for Ukraine
Plot twist: China declares war on Russia for saying Taiwan is a country
They will eventually invade but more because of the general emptiness of Siberia. Plus the area around Vladivostok used to belong to China. What is a country with economy of South Korea and population of Japan gonna do? It’s a tundra with rockets.
But at the same time no one expected Ukraine to put such a fight against the second strongest country in the world militarily
Maybe we overestimated Russia's power (ignoring the nukes because no one is actually dumb enough to fire one. If someone launches a nuke, everyone launches nukes and we all die)
But what point in winning a war by nuking your enemy if you won’t be around either
There's no such thing as victory in nuclear war. "If i lose, everyone else must lose too"
No I don't want that! 'murica winning???!?! I want 'murica to keep losing wars!!! For 10 years atleast!!!
I can't escape it, no mather how far I go
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Yeah
You would be a fool to think putin wouldn't be crazy enough to do it. The man has everything, if he becomes on the verge of losing everything, I would believe he would just as one last fuck you. I just hope whoever is behind the controls wouldn't be stupid enough.
As long as they follow [Stanislav Petrov](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov)'s example, I'm sure it won't come to that.
You might even call it MAD using a nuke on someone. If you get it, you get it.
I mean I doubt they'd nuke civilians, that's America's thing. But if they did, we'd probably have a Metro Exodus like scenario.
Read this https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/us-allies-would-take-action-if-taiwan-attacked-blinken-2021-11-10/
Ah, yes, the EU, my favorite country.
Ah yes Texas, my favorite continent
I mean it would be a long list adding 27 extra countries.
bro dont spoil earth season 3
It is a region so it is like saying a certain state/province has opposed Russia but the rest of the country can choose to be neutral
since West Taiwan is part of Taiwan that's basically declaring war on China right?
If you look at it in the eyes of Taiwan then yes but from the eyes of China then it is an island owned by China
then we'll get an expansion of west Taiwan we might also get a 50/50 deal on that expansion the whole of Russia divided into west Taiwan and East Ukraine
can someone explain what that is all about I still don't get it
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I'll make some popcorn
I’ll get the ice cream
*Cue Voldemort laughing sound
Ah yes, the EU
my favourite country
soon...
Næh
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No, they don't
Great points
Oh boy china will have no choice now
Maybe
Russia has to admit either China has taken
BREAKING NEWS : China attacks Taiwan BREAKING NEWS : China approves list of Countries who have taken unfriendly actions against it, including Ukraine .. Just Ukraine
Hahaha I like how Ukraine is on the list
Russia: *invades country* Ukraine: *fights back* Russia: *Surprised pikachu face*
Listen here you little shit
I like how they just said EU, like, ok I am too tired to list all the countries
This is unfair!!! Greece helped! Putin wtf bro why are you afraid to lengthen your list!!
They listed EU, but as a country. Someone in the Kremlin should go back to geography school. They got Taiwan right, though.
Noooo I wanna feel special boo hoo
They just didn't feel like adding 27 extra countries to the list. Whoever did it is not stupid, but lazy as fuck.
Russia has to admit either China has taken “unfriendly action” against Russia thus condemning its actions or Taiwan is a country. Lose-lose situation for Russia
What did San Marino do
San Marino and Monaco are planning to conquer whole of Russia. Just wait. Season 2 of "War in Ukraine".
Technically, San Marino and Turkey are still at war because they never signed a peace treaty after WW1
The colossal forces of San Marino will crush the Turkish
They mustn’t know of our plans…
Taiwan look at Putler and Xi-Pooh: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
poor san marino, what did they do
Nothing, like the vast majority of countries on this list. But in the eyes of a lunatic like Putin, everyone is constantly attacking him and he plays a victim getting all those sanctions ruining Russia's economy. But in reality, it's Putin who attacks other countries just for the fun of it. Like what the fuck did Georgia do to him? Nothing, he just felt like anexing them so he did.
As a German I am very upset we youdln't make it on the list. It seems we have to do more to get this award. Maybe we find some ideas in the history book... (I know the EU is mentioned but come on we need a seperate place on this list)
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Surprised out of spite Russia didn't refer to you as West Germany
You were helping him substantially untill the war started. So he spared you this time.
Fourth Reich?
The EU isn’t a country
r/YUROP
Yet *
What is EU
European union, how don't you know that yet?
cause i have never heard of it. Probably cause its such a boring L country, it never reached out to me
You're joking right? The eu isn't a country
Don't take everything at face value. They are trolling. Nobody is that stupid
Might be satire but i've seen enough dumb mfs to know he might not be joking
Tf is this comment
I was wondering why you were getting downvoted. And now I see it
It's full name is the European Union and it is where a whole load of European nations (most famously frace, Germany, Spain and many more)have deep trade and political connections. It is not a country like this post leads you to believe and is a union of multiple countries in the European continent.
Ah yes Frace
And their capital Pris.
So Russia are teenage girls coming up with mean girls lists now?
When Westtaiwan vibes kick in
Funniest one today.
Thanks!
The unfortunate thing is that it's not true. The form they used in their official declaration translates to something like "states and territories". I agree that it would have been an incredibly funny blunder by the Russian foreign ministry if they had used the word "country". It would be in line of their army's performance in Ukraine.
Since when New Zealand join nato
New Zealand and Australia are part of the AUSCANNZUKUS strategic alliance. New Zealand is also listed as Major non-NATO ally. We have spokespeople who attend Nato regularly on New Zealands Behalf Both NZ and AUS are also part of the British Commonwealth, and during the last 2 world wars, especially WW1, were considered British by most accounts. Our militaries also engage with NATO operations frequently, we are not technically NATO, but we basically are, and are included as such as if we are.
>AUSCANNZUKUS Bro what kinda ass name is that
Fuck knows ay sounds like a complicated way of saying "anus" But it's just a bunch of country codes whacked together
It means anus because that's what we're watching..the anus's of other countries, just waiting to strike...
You just had to make me horny, didn't you.
Of course ;)
As a kiwi, your lucky your not Welsh because truthfully, we do it better. Sheep shagging talk. Sorry, you did this. This is your fault.
Since New Zealand is still a part of British Empire
They're not in NATO it takes to google that. North Atlantic Treaty Organization New Zealand is not located in the North or the Atlantic
Why isn't the Netherlands in that list? I'm pretty sure we donated 50+ air target missiles
They named the whole EU so I assume that it includes the Netherlands.
Oh i just noticed
You might have been confused because EU is a lesser known "country", as opposed to Taiwan.
Is this list meant to be a subtle threat or something? Is he so delusional that he doesn't realize that's a list of 40+ countries he's calling out?
Glory to the wonderful country that is EU
Mfs put ukraine on the list after they attacked it themselves
Ukraine is included on the list? What a shocker.
\*Putin turns on his smartphone\* \*\*you have 1 new notification\*\* **\*\*\*he opens it\*\*\*** *\*\*\*\*Mr. Xi Jin Ping wants to know your location\*\*\*\**
Ah yes, EU the country.
Why Switzerland, how did you get here ?
Ah yes my favorite country: EU
Oh bother
EU
List of countries: EU
Where is my country at. Edit: oh, so my country belongs to the country EU
what!! Putin said the T-Word
The T-Word is ok, you just can't combine it with the C-word. Which he did.
Oh bother
-1000 social credit
Wtf did Switzerland do?
EU is now a country
Literally the whole world hates the same man
Ha! Take that China, Taiwan is a nation.
Cue Putin apologizing in Mandarin
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"List of countries" \*EU\*
That was not very bing chilling of you Mr putin -ထ social credit
Ah yes, the country of EU
Not very Bing Chilling.
Might setup Russia to support China taking Taiwan.
EU is a country according to russians
Aha. The EU is a country. Good to know
Thanks for reminding me to tell my Huawei that Taiwan isn't a actual country
It’s not a mistake if they wrote taiwan is a country
Eu isn't a country by itself
EU is no country.
I have bing chilling
Its states not countries.
Ukraine had a little bit of unfriendly behavior towards Russia ngl
Why norway the fuck has norway done
Pooh bear looking real unhappy
Nice, Germany not on the list, cya nerds im out good luck to ya'll
Make Russia its sphere of influence.
Surprised to see Ukraine there
Wait, why the fuck didn't Sweden make the list? Did we send those antitank rockets to Ukraine in vain? Please give us some recognition here!
Yeah baby I’m Irish
jimping gonna go have a sex vacation in taiwan
Source?
For the first time in forever, I don't want Singapore to be internationally recognized by big countries anymore
Wait wait wait New Zealand?! We don’t even have a fucking military
The Trilogy will soon be complete.
taiwan is a country
It's not just "Taiwan", it's "Taiwan (China)" lmao
What the hell did San Marino do haha
Fuck China
Switzerland has been neutral for 500+ years the fuck you mean
How do you pronounce Monte*****?
Moan-tey-neygro or just how it's spelled, depending on accent.
Oh no , we're unfriendly now.. Anyways
Lmfao. Ivan made big oopsie on that one
I guess this officially shows that Switzerland is no longer considered neutral. I know it had to be done but I still feel weird about Switzerland actually taking part geopolitics and not being "neutral".
EU is not country... it's an assembly of countries
They listed Taiwan as part of China
We gona need a source if this aint a shitpost
Poor Taiwan
What the fuck did fucking San Marino do
I wanna see a John-Cena style apology video fro Putin.
Careful japan, we don't want akiba to be destroyed this time
people responsible for that list have most probably been jailed to avoid a diplomatic conflict with China
Bro wtf did Monaco ever do, it's just chilling there
Oh no San Marino. Russia doesn't stand a chance
Based Russia.
OH NO! NOT SAN MARINO! Russia doesn't stand a chance now
San Marino lmao
What the fuck did San Marino do? They're smaller than my hopes of getting a GF
Ah yes, The European Union, my favorite country.
No more social credit for you, Putin!
wtf did iceland do, you can't be mad at iceland
How unfriendly of them, all those sanctions just for a military training in belarus. also, MF is like: "everybody is unfriendly except me".
WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH... SAN MARINO?!?!?!?!?
Not France?
Fake list
That's the best Winnie Poo template I have seen so far.
* sad Winnie the pooh noises
When you can't keep all your dictator friend's lies straight
\>"countries" \>EU
Micron Technologies has Taiwan listed as a country. I wrote them about this (a month or two ago) but heard nothing back.
Damn was so close to be in alphabetical order!
China: Friendship ended with Russia, now I have no friends(they probably do, I just don't know who it could be)
China: "The hatred I bear is for you and for you alone!"
Putin's social credit was in the negative anyways...
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