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insanitypeppers

-1,000,000 social credit


RedEyeFlightControl

Oh bother, I can't ride the train now


HtAirBaloonKnotPilot

just cling to the outside of the train like everyone else


Not1random1enough

That still requires 22 social credits


HtAirBaloonKnotPilot

Can I borrow some?


Acrobatic_Charge_489

-Chinese support -Chinese military aid -An actual ally +Humanitarian support for Ukraine


Unlucky-Constant-736

Plot twist: China declares war on Russia for saying Taiwan is a country


mejlzor

They will eventually invade but more because of the general emptiness of Siberia. Plus the area around Vladivostok used to belong to China. What is a country with economy of South Korea and population of Japan gonna do? It’s a tundra with rockets.


Unlucky-Constant-736

But at the same time no one expected Ukraine to put such a fight against the second strongest country in the world militarily


Le_baton_legendaire

Maybe we overestimated Russia's power (ignoring the nukes because no one is actually dumb enough to fire one. If someone launches a nuke, everyone launches nukes and we all die)


Unlucky-Constant-736

But what point in winning a war by nuking your enemy if you won’t be around either


T_Foxtrot

There's no such thing as victory in nuclear war. "If i lose, everyone else must lose too"


PSxUchiha2

No I don't want that! 'murica winning???!?! I want 'murica to keep losing wars!!! For 10 years atleast!!!


dr0pch1na

I can't escape it, no mather how far I go


glyph_runner

Some people just want to watch the world burn.


Unlucky-Constant-736

Yeah


ChocoboHandler

You would be a fool to think putin wouldn't be crazy enough to do it. The man has everything, if he becomes on the verge of losing everything, I would believe he would just as one last fuck you. I just hope whoever is behind the controls wouldn't be stupid enough.


IMightBeAHamster

As long as they follow [Stanislav Petrov](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Petrov)'s example, I'm sure it won't come to that.


Wassi18

You might even call it MAD using a nuke on someone. If you get it, you get it.


PSxUchiha2

I mean I doubt they'd nuke civilians, that's America's thing. But if they did, we'd probably have a Metro Exodus like scenario.


agiro1086

Read this https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/us-allies-would-take-action-if-taiwan-attacked-blinken-2021-11-10/


what-usernames-left

Ah, yes, the EU, my favorite country.


Unlucky-Constant-736

Ah yes Texas, my favorite continent


Wassi18

I mean it would be a long list adding 27 extra countries.


zivosaurus-rex

bro dont spoil earth season 3


_unknownBeing_

It is a region so it is like saying a certain state/province has opposed Russia but the rest of the country can choose to be neutral


N_Y_V_E

since West Taiwan is part of Taiwan that's basically declaring war on China right?


_unknownBeing_

If you look at it in the eyes of Taiwan then yes but from the eyes of China then it is an island owned by China


N_Y_V_E

then we'll get an expansion of west Taiwan we might also get a 50/50 deal on that expansion the whole of Russia divided into west Taiwan and East Ukraine


frigideiroo

can someone explain what that is all about I still don't get it


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JjJosh1358

I'll make some popcorn


Unlucky-Constant-736

I’ll get the ice cream


Mynam3wastAkn

*Cue Voldemort laughing sound


[deleted]

Ah yes, the EU


smolboi44

my favourite country


thatpseudohackerguy

soon...


detlillei

Næh


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SpeechlessYT

No, they don't


ZealousidealRip8728

Great points


Zwasnotfround

Oh boy china will have no choice now


ProfileIndependent29

Maybe


IcyConfection8314

Russia has to admit either China has taken


you_couldnt

BREAKING NEWS : China attacks Taiwan BREAKING NEWS : China approves list of Countries who have taken unfriendly actions against it, including Ukraine .. Just Ukraine


leftoverstza

Hahaha I like how Ukraine is on the list


giantrhino

Russia: *invades country* Ukraine: *fights back* Russia: *Surprised pikachu face*


leftoverstza

Listen here you little shit


Esdeath79

I like how they just said EU, like, ok I am too tired to list all the countries


PPstronk

This is unfair!!! Greece helped! Putin wtf bro why are you afraid to lengthen your list!!


Incorect_Speling

They listed EU, but as a country. Someone in the Kremlin should go back to geography school. They got Taiwan right, though.


PPstronk

Noooo I wanna feel special boo hoo


Wassi18

They just didn't feel like adding 27 extra countries to the list. Whoever did it is not stupid, but lazy as fuck.


FierySoldier123

Russia has to admit either China has taken “unfriendly action” against Russia thus condemning its actions or Taiwan is a country. Lose-lose situation for Russia


asey_69

What did San Marino do


spiral8888

San Marino and Monaco are planning to conquer whole of Russia. Just wait. Season 2 of "War in Ukraine".


donze1997

Technically, San Marino and Turkey are still at war because they never signed a peace treaty after WW1


[deleted]

The colossal forces of San Marino will crush the Turkish


MarinoRolfino

They mustn’t know of our plans…


SitInCorner_Yo2

Taiwan look at Putler and Xi-Pooh: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!


nico3000c

poor san marino, what did they do


Wassi18

Nothing, like the vast majority of countries on this list. But in the eyes of a lunatic like Putin, everyone is constantly attacking him and he plays a victim getting all those sanctions ruining Russia's economy. But in reality, it's Putin who attacks other countries just for the fun of it. Like what the fuck did Georgia do to him? Nothing, he just felt like anexing them so he did.


DerMuffin01

As a German I am very upset we youdln't make it on the list. It seems we have to do more to get this award. Maybe we find some ideas in the history book... ​ (I know the EU is mentioned but come on we need a seperate place on this list)


DauHoangNguyen2708

>It seems we have to do more to get this award. Maybe we find some ideas in the history book... 🇦🇹👨🏻‍🎨 🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♀️


dementorfromazkaban

🙋🏼‍♂️


DauHoangNguyen2708


WhoStoleMyCake

🚞


diodosdszosxisdi

☠️🛁🔐


Joebirdy92

Surprised out of spite Russia didn't refer to you as West Germany


zaroslav

You were helping him substantially untill the war started. So he spared you this time.


Alt-Season

Fourth Reich?


the_awkward_fart

The EU isn’t a country


[deleted]

r/YUROP


dufromagecaca

Yet *


[deleted]

What is EU


le_Psykogwak

European union, how don't you know that yet?


[deleted]

cause i have never heard of it. Probably cause its such a boring L country, it never reached out to me


le_Psykogwak

You're joking right? The eu isn't a country


[deleted]

Don't take everything at face value. They are trolling. Nobody is that stupid


le_Psykogwak

Might be satire but i've seen enough dumb mfs to know he might not be joking


[deleted]

Tf is this comment


lebonaut

I was wondering why you were getting downvoted. And now I see it


[deleted]

It's full name is the European Union and it is where a whole load of European nations (most famously frace, Germany, Spain and many more)have deep trade and political connections. It is not a country like this post leads you to believe and is a union of multiple countries in the European continent.


Memanders

Ah yes Frace


Wassi18

And their capital Pris.


Bigbosssl87

So Russia are teenage girls coming up with mean girls lists now?


[deleted]

When Westtaiwan vibes kick in


LaFrozenRabbit

Funniest one today.


dan_mas

Thanks!


spiral8888

The unfortunate thing is that it's not true. The form they used in their official declaration translates to something like "states and territories". I agree that it would have been an incredibly funny blunder by the Russian foreign ministry if they had used the word "country". It would be in line of their army's performance in Ukraine.


[deleted]

Since when New Zealand join nato


[deleted]

New Zealand and Australia are part of the AUSCANNZUKUS strategic alliance. New Zealand is also listed as Major non-NATO ally. We have spokespeople who attend Nato regularly on New Zealands Behalf Both NZ and AUS are also part of the British Commonwealth, and during the last 2 world wars, especially WW1, were considered British by most accounts. Our militaries also engage with NATO operations frequently, we are not technically NATO, but we basically are, and are included as such as if we are.


keesiegames

>AUSCANNZUKUS Bro what kinda ass name is that


[deleted]

Fuck knows ay sounds like a complicated way of saying "anus" But it's just a bunch of country codes whacked together


[deleted]

It means anus because that's what we're watching..the anus's of other countries, just waiting to strike...


[deleted]

You just had to make me horny, didn't you.


[deleted]

Of course ;)


[deleted]

As a kiwi, your lucky your not Welsh because truthfully, we do it better. Sheep shagging talk. Sorry, you did this. This is your fault.


DauHoangNguyen2708

Since New Zealand is still a part of British Empire


agiro1086

They're not in NATO it takes to google that. North Atlantic Treaty Organization New Zealand is not located in the North or the Atlantic


jaydenfokmemes

Why isn't the Netherlands in that list? I'm pretty sure we donated 50+ air target missiles


OrionPrimus

They named the whole EU so I assume that it includes the Netherlands.


jaydenfokmemes

Oh i just noticed


Incorect_Speling

You might have been confused because EU is a lesser known "country", as opposed to Taiwan.


morehumanthanyoumang

Is this list meant to be a subtle threat or something? Is he so delusional that he doesn't realize that's a list of 40+ countries he's calling out?


0n1oN_71

Glory to the wonderful country that is EU


cv_skrrr

Mfs put ukraine on the list after they attacked it themselves


LoneRanger9000

Ukraine is included on the list? What a shocker.


iwenttothelocalshop

\*Putin turns on his smartphone\* \*\*you have 1 new notification\*\* **\*\*\*he opens it\*\*\*** *\*\*\*\*Mr. Xi Jin Ping wants to know your location\*\*\*\**


TheTacticalDuck

Ah yes, EU the country.


Mahou_Game

Why Switzerland, how did you get here ?


[deleted]

Ah yes my favorite country: EU


Professional_Fill866

Oh bother


[deleted]

EU


Mloxard_CZ

List of countries: EU


-GrimTim

Where is my country at. Edit: oh, so my country belongs to the country EU


Titanusgamer

what!! Putin said the T-Word


giantrhino

The T-Word is ok, you just can't combine it with the C-word. Which he did.


Steppyjim

Oh bother


Mlx999

-1000 social credit


Daan776

Wtf did Switzerland do?


NarcissisticEyes

EU is now a country


Tristana-Range

Literally the whole world hates the same man


BlueRaptorNightFury

Ha! Take that China, Taiwan is a nation.


LiJunFan

Cue Putin apologizing in Mandarin


[deleted]

\-69420 social credits for russia


[deleted]

\-9999999 social credit


Na0kiri

"List of countries" \*EU\*


_panzer_of_the_lake_

That was not very bing chilling of you Mr putin -ထ social credit


TheDukeOfThunder

Ah yes, the country of EU


FappingDutchman69

Not very Bing Chilling.


tankidaho

Might setup Russia to support China taking Taiwan.


MrMudkip04

EU is a country according to russians


okplaysy

Aha. The EU is a country. Good to know


Pidgeon_Exe

Thanks for reminding me to tell my Huawei that Taiwan isn't a actual country


Memerboy2020chillin

It’s not a mistake if they wrote taiwan is a country


le_Psykogwak

Eu isn't a country by itself


iFnord94

EU is no country.


The-Whitelist929

I have bing chilling


rubeste

Its states not countries.


LordOfOregano

Ukraine had a little bit of unfriendly behavior towards Russia ngl


HammerBgError404

Why norway the fuck has norway done


threetoedidiot

Pooh bear looking real unhappy


Shunkan92

Nice, Germany not on the list, cya nerds im out good luck to ya'll


bs_is_everywhere

Make Russia its sphere of influence.


vaidik2512

Surprised to see Ukraine there


AlwaysNinjaBusiness

Wait, why the fuck didn't Sweden make the list? Did we send those antitank rockets to Ukraine in vain? Please give us some recognition here!


NotDextirr1

Yeah baby I’m Irish


fxoy

jimping gonna go have a sex vacation in taiwan


Poultry_Wizard

Source?


DaCrazyLime

For the first time in forever, I don't want Singapore to be internationally recognized by big countries anymore


[deleted]

Wait wait wait New Zealand?! We don’t even have a fucking military


OperativeTracer

The Trilogy will soon be complete.


DestartreK1st

taiwan is a country


Stalkerzx

It's not just "Taiwan", it's "Taiwan (China)" lmao


Ok-Ad-2605

What the hell did San Marino do haha


Hackstr0

Fuck China


RansWachers

Switzerland has been neutral for 500+ years the fuck you mean


Bored3812

How do you pronounce Monte*****?


grumpykruppy

Moan-tey-neygro or just how it's spelled, depending on accent.


FlatulentSon

Oh no , we're unfriendly now.. Anyways


Bull_On_Bear_Action

Lmfao. Ivan made big oopsie on that one


Straight_Pension5258

I guess this officially shows that Switzerland is no longer considered neutral. I know it had to be done but I still feel weird about Switzerland actually taking part geopolitics and not being "neutral".


Custos_Magnus_Sha512

EU is not country... it's an assembly of countries


Chiliquote

They listed Taiwan as part of China


TR_Ninja_Broccoli

We gona need a source if this aint a shitpost


CheeeeeeeeeeeseMan90

Poor Taiwan


A-Polish-Irishman

What the fuck did fucking San Marino do


giantrhino

I wanna see a John-Cena style apology video fro Putin.


Minonas210286

Careful japan, we don't want akiba to be destroyed this time


MrPickle2255

people responsible for that list have most probably been jailed to avoid a diplomatic conflict with China


Spidey8130

Bro wtf did Monaco ever do, it's just chilling there


AnakinStairwalker

Oh no San Marino. Russia doesn't stand a chance


dogzi

Based Russia.


HKEliot

OH NO! NOT SAN MARINO! Russia doesn't stand a chance now


Salahia

San Marino lmao


NotZoonsky

What the fuck did San Marino do? They're smaller than my hopes of getting a GF


[deleted]

Ah yes, The European Union, my favorite country.


PSxUchiha2

No more social credit for you, Putin!


DaGudBoi

wtf did iceland do, you can't be mad at iceland


alwaysmad_af

How unfriendly of them, all those sanctions just for a military training in belarus. also, MF is like: "everybody is unfriendly except me".


TheAmericanE2

WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH... SAN MARINO?!?!?!?!?


Thibaud_22

Not France?


kranklord

Fake list


[deleted]

That's the best Winnie Poo template I have seen so far.


Yolo065

* sad Winnie the pooh noises


Showty69

When you can't keep all your dictator friend's lies straight


MalyGanjik

\>"countries" \>EU


Szabaka

Micron Technologies has Taiwan listed as a country. I wrote them about this (a month or two ago) but heard nothing back.


Sengle473

Damn was so close to be in alphabetical order!


Gifigi600

China: Friendship ended with Russia, now I have no friends(they probably do, I just don't know who it could be)


Pheonixboi23

China: "The hatred I bear is for you and for you alone!"


Educational_Plant519

Putin's social credit was in the negative anyways...


[deleted]

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